Lazy cancer late stage

Chapter 54 The Future

The Christmas of Yangzhi and Songsang is not so romantic. Songsang cooks a hot pot.Yang Zhi ate so hot that the tip of his nose was sweating.

"Sure enough, eating hot pot in winter is the best." Songsang spread out on the chair, stroking her round belly.

"There's one more thing that's cool."

"Ok?"

When Songsang thought he was going to say something, Yang Zhi spat out two words: "Sleep."

Songsang twitched the corners of her mouth, Yangzhi really likes to sleep recently, and she wondered if she wanted to make up for the sleep she hadn't slept before, and she couldn't get up in bed in the morning.

And the work has basically stopped, so he doesn't need to use his brain cells, and the food is so good recently, he has gained a lot of weight.Like a big tortoise that takes care of itself.

"I'm going to wash the dishes. You go take a shower first." Songsang stood up resignedly, put away the bowls and pans, and threw the unfinished meatballs into the refrigerator.

When everything was cleaned up, a lazy man was already lying on the bed.

"Ahhhh!!!" Songsang rushed forward and picked him up, "Why did you lie on the bed before your hair was dry!" Another glance at the wet piece of the bed sheet made her seven orifices smoke with anger.

"I don't want to wipe."

"Sit here." Carrying him to sit on the lazy chair, Songsan put a towel on his head, stood behind the chair and dried his hair.

Yang Zhi's hair is a bit thicker than his own, very thick, and he has a lot of it.

"Is it time for you to cut your hair?" It was all on the forehead.

"Well, whatever."

"It just so happens that I want to cut it too, let's go together."

"it is good."

After more than ten minutes, Yang Zhi's hair was finally dry, but the bed sheets were not dry yet.Seeing that he was about to jump up again, Songsang quickly grabbed him and taught him seriously, "Yang Zhi, do you know how fat you are now?"

"Ok?"

Songsang reached out and touched the flesh on his waist, "Look, there are so many, it's still soft."

Yang Zhi has never been conscious, "How long the meat is not cold."

"You don't need to hibernate, you're afraid of being cold."

Yang Zhi lay down on Songsang's body, "If only I could hibernate."

"Relax, in short, you can't sleep now."

"But I want to sleep."

Songsang rolled her eyes, "Why don't you come and teach me."

"Ah~~" Yang Zhi dragged on for a long time, his face full of reluctance, "You are so stupid."

"You..." Songsang was speechless, "You are so fat!"

In the end, Yang Zhi obeyed his wife's words and moved a chair to teach him English in front of the desk.

Songsang's foundation is too poor, Yang Zhi originally told him the grammar of high school directly, but he couldn't understand at all, so he asked stupidly: "Whether and if don't mean the same thing?"

"This is the subject clause. The subject clause guided by whether can be placed at the beginning of the sentence or at the end of the sentence. The clause guided by if can only be placed at the end of the sentence."

"Oh." Although Songsang replied in the affirmative, seeing his confused look and looking up, he knew that he didn't understand.

This can't be blamed on Songsang, he didn't learn anything in the technical secondary school, he even forgot all the knowledge of auto repair, let alone English, which is still at the junior high school level.

Songsang looked discouraged, flipped through the textbooks full of English, feeling dizzy, he could only understand a few commonly used words. "What should I do..." Songsang felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Yang Zhi thought for a while, then suddenly got up and went to his huge bookshelf, searched for a long time, and found two books at the bottom. "It's specialized in vocabulary and grammar."

Songsang turned to the first page and twitched the corner of her mouth when she saw the word abandon. The first word was "abandon". Who compiled this book?

"You only have half a year to memorize [-] words a day. If I teach you grammar, you might be able to pass."

maybe......

But Songsang still nodded, "Okay."

Yang Zhi added, "There is basically no hope for next year, but you can take the exam again the year after next."

"I'll be 26 next year. Even if I can pass the exam, I'll be [-] after finishing college." Songsang became more and more discouraged, "Forget it, I'll prepare for the self-examination, and I can get a bachelor's degree."

Yang Zhi hesitated for a while, "It can be verified."

"research?"

"For example, accounting certificates, lawyer certificates, and tour guide certificates. Professional certificates are more useful than diplomas."

Songsang thought for a while, her eyes lit up, "Really?"

"Ah."

"Then what certificate should I take?" He found a new direction and began to count carefully, "The lawyer's certificate is definitely not good. I didn't even go to high school, and my logical ability is too poor. As for accounting, I'm not good at math, the tour guide ..."

Songsang didn't say anything, and looked up and said, "Tour guides don't work either."

"why?"

"The work of the tour guide is too tiring, and they are often away from home."

"It's okay, I can still eat this level of suffering."

"No, no, no."

"I'll check which one is easy to take the test first." Songsang quickly turned on the computer on the side and began to look it up.His diploma was limited, and he couldn't take many certificates. After searching for a long time, only accountants and tour guides were the most suitable.

"I'll be a tour guide."

"The tour guide is not good."

Songsang ignored him and looked it up. The tour guide license exam is divided into written and oral exams from October to December every year.The requirements for academic qualifications are not high, but you must memorize all four books and more than a dozen explanatory notes.

The annual pass rate is only [-]%.

Sweat could be seen on his forehead.

"Only [-]%." Yang Zhi obviously couldn't understand, "Isn't it just an endorsement? Why is the pass rate so low?"

"Equivalent to five books, that's a lot."

Yang Zhi glanced at him calmly, "Not much."

"Not much?" Songsang widened her eyes.

"One book has less than 500 pages, and four books have more than [-] pages. Now you have ten months, a total of [-] days, and you can memorize five pages a day. Eleven lectures, you Memorize one article every month. The oral exam in December is enough."

I don't know why, Yang Zhi's words gave Songsang the strength to cheer up, "Then I will buy the book now."

Yang Zhi was aggrieved, "Do you really want to take the tour guide certificate?"

"Well, it's been decided."

"Couldn't it be better to change it to something else?"

Seeing the inexplicable worry on his face, Songsang showed a bright smile, "Think about it, after I pass the tour guide certificate, I can travel around the country, and I will take you there after I have fun. You often have no inspiration when writing essays." Well, let's go through the whole country first, and then go abroad to play. How about it?"

Yang Zhi imagined such a future, and thought it was wonderful, "Tour guides are too dangerous."

"It's dangerous to take the bus, why don't you go out? And I just read that tour guides are divided into off-season and peak season. In off-season, I'll clean up your house at home and don't go anywhere. Okay?"

Yang Zhi finally nodded reluctantly, "Okay."

Songsang has already quickly bought a set of guidebooks for the tour guide license exam, looking excited as if she is trapped in the beautiful life she imagined, her eyes are shining brightly.

"Well, I'll call Dad."

Yang Zhi took his mobile phone away, "Songsang, today is Christmas."

"Well, Merry Christmas."

"where's my gift?"

"Uh... What kind of Christmas do Chinese people celebrate? Can I give it away on New Year's Eve?"

Yang Zhi looked at him and pursed his lips, "Not good."

"That......"

"Let's pay for it."

"Ah? Ahhh!! Don't drag me, don't take off my clothes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~"

The author has something to say: I am also quite confused =_=