Caring for brother

Chapter 75

My name is Ao Lanren, I am 36 years old, male, and I like Yu Zhile.If the perfect score for appearance is [-], I will give Lele [-] points.Others say that I am a strict husband, but I say that I am a wife fan.

To be honest, before I met Lele, I never thought that I would like men, especially those unsmiling white-collar elite men.I'm not a man with a tight mouth, and he has a well-behaved personality. Every time I make a little dirty joke with him, he stares at me like he will revoke the red scarf on my chest at any time.

In general, being with him is like Victoria's Secret meets Muji. I am in the air every day, and he can't even kiss a girl.

In order to catch up with such a person, I put in a lot of painstaking efforts. I listed seven or eight sets of tactics, but I was not willing to use the last one, so I became his boyfriend by luck.

Do you think being an officially certified boyfriend can do things that cannot be described?

What a coincidence, I thought so too.

After all, when you like someone, the clothes on him are always an eyesore.

My good brother, Lao Xu, has a high regard for my Jialele. After he cut off those small vassal princes in Youpin Jiji, he made Lele Tiao the general manager of Youpin Jiji.Lele's new official took office three times, with a lot of mess in his hands, and he was busy for half a year before he sorted things out a little bit.

In the past six months, he only took one day off every month, that is to say, we only had sex once a month!

——I masturbate twice a day! !

Every day when he came home, he was as tired as a dead fish. He fell asleep on our small love bed, and I even had to wring a towel for him to wipe his face after washing.If he catches up with him when he is in good spirits, he will be able to "talk to each other" with me, but "compliment" is a no-brainer.

He works hard, I work hard.I don't have any other skills, but I'm pretty good at cooking.I provided him with five meals a day. At the beginning, he was too embarrassed to ask me to go to the company to find him. He was afraid of being gossiped. Then I broke in a few times, and he could only sigh and gave me a door. Card.

This day, I stepped into his office on time with my lunch box in hand, only to find that there was already a "speeding guest" sitting across from his reception room—the young master of the Xu family, Ye Fan.

Ye Fan was originally a scourge of the Xu family.Mr. Xu, the old president, has always been a son, and he spoiled him very much. Later, when Uncle Xu left, Ye Fan's mother didn't care about him. My good brother Xu Shengyao wished he could put his brother on a belt wherever he went, so that the stars would not be given to the moon. , really regarded him as a golden spoon in the palm of his hand.

But Ye Fan didn't live up to it, he was so bad-tempered that he dared to start a fight with his brother when he was 15 years old, Xu Shengyao sent him out of the country in a fit of anger.Last year, this brat got into a car accident while riding a motorcycle after drinking alcohol. After returning to China, he changed his mind and changed his face. He kept yelling brother and brother in his mouth, and his big eyes flickered, so Xu Shengyao forgave him.

So from last year, Xu Shengyao hung Ye Fan on his belt again.

Unexpectedly, Ye Fan's weight was so heavy, and Xu Shengyao's pants fell down by accident.

Not long ago, they had a group of ring-shaped white tattoos on their ring fingers. They usually look inconspicuous, and only when the skin is hot, the white lines appear against it, which looks like a ring.

Cut, I'm not envious.

"Ye Fan, what are you doing here?" I asked in a vicious voice.Lele's lunch break is only one hour, so don't let irrelevant people come over to take up the time, okay?

"A man should put his career first!" Ye Fan ignored me at all. After he said this, he held his chin and flashed his big bright eyes, and looked at the person sitting across the desk expectantly. Lele.

Lele shook her hands, pushed away the computer in front of her, and said seriously: "So, young master, you want to start a company for fun now? If that's the case, you should go to Mr. Xu. On my side... Let me tell the truth, I don't want to move the middle and high-level management positions of Youpin Integration for the time being, but if you really want to come, I can only transfer you to the sales position of family planning products."

Well done!One point for Lele!

Ye Fan waved his hand: "You're thinking about it, I didn't come to ask you to find a job for me, I came to ask you to help me think about what job is suitable for me."

He said bluntly, since he resigned from his job as an artist assistant in the middle of the year, he almost never stepped out of the house.After finally going out to meet with An and them, he was also targeted by two psychopaths, almost costing his own life.From then on, Xu Shengyao was terribly worried about him, and always took Ye Fan with him to work.

In the first few days, Ye Fan followed honestly, but who made Xu Shengyao get up too early? Ye Fan was so sleepy as soon as he got in the car, and fell asleep directly in his brother's office. He got up at noon to eat, and played games in the afternoon. Watching movies, driving home with his brother at night... Xu Shengyao became a workaholic as soon as he stepped into the company. From 08:30 in the morning to [-] in the evening, he didn't have time to talk to Ye Fan except when eating.

Hearing this, I began to sympathize with Ye Fan.Ye Fan and I have the same thoughts now, finally my lover has an exclusive office, but he can’t play desk.avi, floor-to-ceiling windows.mkv, pantry.rmvb, so what’s the point?

Within two days of this day, Ye Fan felt that it would be more comfortable to stay at home.But after staying at home for a long time, he feels uncomfortable all over. He is not raising a baby. Why is his life only eating, sleeping and playing?So he proposed to Xu Shengyao that he wanted to find something to do, and his brother agreed, but Ye Fan's request was really tricky.

"Actually, I just want to find someone who has more money, less work, stays at home, and does not need to use my brain. It would be even better if he can be sought after by others."

Lele, who was sitting behind the desk, listened to him, covered his chest and sighed, and said, "Young master, when you find such a job, you must remember to introduce it to me."

Ye Fan tilted his head: "...Hey, what do you say is the same as my brother?"

Like Xu Shengyao, my family, Lele, is too well-behaved.

But it's good for him to behave a little bit, and it's enough for me to be unruly.

I waved my hand and said, "Ye Fan, let Lele eat quietly. I really know that one thing is especially suitable for you."

I led Ye Fan to the conference room next to him, sat down with him face to face, and began to teach him my experience.

"Ye Fan, do you ever want to be an Internet celebrity?"

"...Did I do it?"

"What can't be done?"

I don't like to study hard, I like to tinker with new things every day.As soon as Weibo came out, I immediately saw the potential of this thing, not only registered an account for myself, but also made all the restaurants apply for official v.

At that time, I had just left the family and started my own business. Everything was done by groping.

I saw that there are a lot of gourmet restaurants on Weibo, and they have a lot of fans, so I wanted to contact someone to recommend my restaurant.

I'm new here, so I'm naturally polite: "Darling, the shop is newly opened, and a famous foreign chef is specially hired to cook it. Can you help forward it?"

The private letter naturally fell into the sea.

After thinking about it, I realized that I was being abrupt.Gourmet Queen and I are neither related nor acquainted, so it is impossible for people to recommend it for nothing, we have to give them some benefits.I hurriedly added: "Dear, if you recommend it, we will prepare a VIP card for you. The consumption limit of the VIP card in our store is [-]."

Still no reply this time.

To be honest, no one dares to ignore me, Young Master Ao, let alone make Master Ao so nice (of course, now I talk nicely to our family every day).

"Dear, in addition to the VIP card, we will also prepare a bonus for you."

This time he replied.The gourmet account said coldly: "I don't accept advertisements."

No ads?

Pooh!I hate people who open their eyes and talk nonsense the most in my life. This blogger just reposted the advertisement of a certain restaurant a minute ago, and praised the dessert buffet of that restaurant as a feast of flat peaches.

The problem is that I took my own pastry chef to taste the enemy's situation. The two of them couldn't swallow each dessert after taking a bite. When they left the restaurant, they were fined 300 by the waiter in the name of "wasting food". yuan money.

Just the kind of flavor and pigment flour mixed together, can it be called dessert?Can you still be praised?

I absolutely do not believe that the advertising fee was confiscated!

I suppressed my anger and asked him: "But honey, I just saw you forwarded the advertisement of xx restaurant."

The blogger replied: "That's not an advertisement, I'm just reposting it for a friend."

... Having said this, I asked the student sitting in front of me: "Ye Fan, guess how I continued the chat?"

Ye Fan thought for a long time, and finally shook his head.

That's right, with this young master's temper, he might be blown up when the other party doesn't reply for the second time.

I changed my sitting position and raised my legs proudly: "Don't you know?... I asked him: Darling, how can I be your friend? He sent me his QQ number three seconds later , send me a quote."

Ye Fan: "...you can match this code?"

I said, "When I told your brother about this, he gave me two words: human spirit."

In terms of other things, I am not as capable as Xu Shengyao, and in terms of human sophistication, I can definitely compare him.

I added: "Generally speaking, there are several routes for the rise of Internet celebrities."

"First, if you are good-looking, boys will post selfies, and girls will teach you how to do makeup.

Second, you are rich, and you like to show off your wealth, and draw prizes once every three days.

Third, you have pets at home, and update pet photos and videos every day.

Fourth, you are very talented. Whether it is writing jokes or drawing comics, you can even cook and become popular now.

Fifth, take the gender expert route, whether it is psychology or physiology, you have to teach everything except geography.

Sixth, there are a lot of niche people, saying that they are gay, and showing affection from time to time. If this route is not good, it will be LOW. If it is good, many people will accept it.

Oh, I almost forgot the seventh category, breaking the news on Weibo, no matter if it’s the news from the parents or the entertainment industry, now everyone doesn’t want to come out if they don’t squat to the chrysanthemum when they go to the toilet. "

I snapped my fingers: "You see which way you want to go."

Ye Fan thought about it carefully: "Except for the fourth and fifth routes, I can take other routes."

"..." I didn't fall up in one breath and almost fainted. I wanted Ye Fan to choose one, but Ye Fan wanted to try all of them.

But when I look at Ye Fan's pretty face that is so unscrupulous, I look at the custom-made clothes he is wearing that are worth a lot of people's annual salary, and I imagine the dog that looks like a sheep in his family. Think about his unclear relationship with his brother, and the entertainment company controlled by his brother...

What am I worrying about? Isn't this little young master able to take any route?

That night, I was enjoying the hard-won intimate time with my family, Lele, when his cell phone rang suddenly.Angrily, I took it over and took a look, only to find that it was Xu Shengyao, that spoiler.

I threw the phone out of the bedroom without hesitation, and it shattered into several pieces with just a bang.

This is the eighth phone I've broken since we were together.

Lele blamed me like the seven times before: "It's not such a waste of money, why did you break another phone?"

So I justified like the seven times before: "Then what, isn't this hand skating..."

I don't know if he believed it or not, but I did anyway.

I kissed his face, kissed his mouth, sucked his neck, licked his collarbone.

I worked hard on him, and he stroked my hair and said, "Sometimes I feel like I'm just a meaty bone, and you're just a dog. When you think about it, you lick me twice every day. It's better to lick me in one breath." Eat clean."

I hastened to say: "How can I be willing to eat it all in one breath, I will gnaw a little bit like this every day, a little bit every day, and one day my dog's life will die, I will also dig a hole around me, and take my favorite big Put the bones in."

I thought for a while, and then added: "I want to put our tombs side by side, and my epitaph will say: 'Your son is not me, so you know I don't know the joy of fish'?"

Lele closed her eyes, wondering if she heard my sour words.In fact, I felt blushed when I said this, and I didn't feel like me anymore.

After a long time, when I had carefully rolled over from him and was about to turn off the light and go to sleep, Lele opened his mouth.

"Next month is your birthday, what gift do you want?"

My eyes lit up and I sat up straight from the bed.

Once I pass thirty, I don't think about my birthday like I used to.Now Lele asked me what gift I wanted, and my mind went blank in a hurry. After all, the best gift in the world is already lying beside me, so I can think of a more desirable one, but I really don't have one.

I looked at his face carefully by the light of the bedside table.Although he tried to remain calm, his flushed cheeks showed his thoughts—he was moved by what I just said.

My heart was pounding, and I knew that this was a good opportunity for me to take advantage of the victory and pursue it.

Without further hesitation, I said cheekily, "I...I want to play a role-playing game with you." Whether it's a domineering master and a pretty maid, an innocent teacher and a bad student, or the temptation of a white coat or a military uniform, as long as you are happy Le agrees, I do not refuse anyone!

This gift was indeed beyond his expectations.I could see he was struggling.

After 5 minutes? 10 minutes?

Lele nodded with difficulty, and said embarrassingly: "If this is the gift you want, I can cooperate."

One month later, in my daily waiting for the stars and the moon, my 36th birthday finally arrived.

On this day, I received a whole set of "Legend of Sword and Fairy" from Lele.

I:"……"

Lele: "I practiced secretly for a long time, but in the end I couldn't beat this boss no matter what."

My baby Lele, you are the boss that I will never beat in my life.

A few months later, Ye Fan really became an Internet celebrity on Weibo.His personal introduction is clearly written - "I am not good at anything else, but I am good at showing off my wealth."

The frequency of his Weibo posts is very stable, showing off his wealth on one occasion, showing off his dog on two, four, and six, posting private photos of celebrities on Saturdays and Sundays, holding a lottery once a week, and showing affection once every two weeks (of course, he does not show his face).

In just a few months, his fans have been rising like a rocket.

I hurried to contact him and asked him to advertise my restaurant.

Ye Fan asked me: "Then will you pay me?"

"Yes, of course!" This little money fan, with a lot of money, is still thinking about poaching a corner from me.

Ye Fan flicked his nails: "Okay, you can give me as much as you give other Internet celebrities. But you have to give me an additional 20.00% service fee."

Me: "..." Who did you learn from this unscrupulous practice of charging additional service fees?

Even more exasperating is yet to come.

Once Xu Shengyao was invited to participate in a financial talk show. During the recording interval of the show, everyone was resting.The male and female hosts chatted about the recent hot incidents, saying that a certain heavenly king exposed the heavenly king's sister-in-law on Weibo last night, and she was actually an Internet celebrity.

Xu Shengyao, who wanted to maintain a cold and rigorous attitude on the show, suddenly commented: "Internet celebrities are pretty good, and my lover is also an Internet celebrity."

Their small talk was photographed by some staff member and posted online.Fortunately, Xu's public relations response was quick, and they were deleted in less than an hour, but there were still some small tails left behind.

Of course I also watched this video, and quickly forwarded it to Jia Lele after watching it.

Yu Zhile:? ? ?

Wei Fu Chaoren: Lele, when will you show your love to me like this.

In fact, I have had a mouthful. Lele has just been in office for more than half a year, and his foundation is still not stable. Moreover, he is the only child in the family, so it is impossible to come out in a short time.I understand him and respect him, but occasionally I still envy those shameless brothers.

Sure enough, Lele didn't reply me.

I guess I'm busy again.

In the evening, I picked him up as usual.

I don't know what happened tonight, Lele has been watching me since I got in the car.

He looked at me stiffly, if it wasn't for my proud self-control, I would really like to drive the car to some small forest and have a good exchange with Lele about the feelings that cannot be described in words.

I asked him, "Lele, what do you see me doing?"

But Lele gave an irrelevant answer: "I changed my WeChat profile picture."

me?"

Lele said, "Look."

I honestly parked the car on the side of the road and took out my phone to look at his profile picture. This scene was inexplicably weird.

When I saw it, my blood boiled immediately.

Because of Lele...he changed his profile picture from his own head-on to Xiaolongnv and Yang Guo.

Not long after we met, he asked me why the profile picture was an eagle.

I said this is not an eagle, this is a divine eagle, and I am waiting for my hero.

At that time, Lele laughed, her smiling eyes narrowed into a particularly beautiful curved line. At that time, I didn't know that I hoped that this person would always be able to smile like this forever in the future.

Lele laughed at me and asked, do you know that the Condor is the mount of heroes, right?

I said lewdly, hey, how do you know, I want my hero to ride me?

【Finish】

The author has something to say: Although these two extras are Ao Lanren’s No.1 name, strictly speaking, they are not considered complete sub-CP extras _(:з」∠)_

All in all, this article is officially over.Thank you for your support along the way^_^.

This article will be a personal blog, and it is estimated that it should be published in November~ A joint episode with "Ling Xi in Heart" will be added to the book edition.For the specific progress, please follow the author's Weibo @莫里_小仙女不吃饮夜莫里微博

Finally, let's talk about something.

It’s been nearly ten years since I wrote the article, and I haven’t signed a contract with Jinjiang, but now Jinjiang really can’t get along without signing a contract. If I don’t sign a contract, the points and the contracted author are not on the same level at all. There is a big difference in points, and I will never be on the list, forever Without exposure, the distance between you and the contracted author will only increase in the end.

In addition, I have been unemployed for more than half a year, and it is not a solution to have no income. With the encouragement of my friends, it is estimated that I will sign a contract for the next article. I can’t make big money, but I can make small money.After all, with my coding speed, it is really difficult to maintain daily updates.

I am actually a very unconfident person_(:з」∠)_. I have been writing for nearly ten years, and I have gone through detours in the middle, and I have been writing short essays of about [-] words.Before I had Jiedi in my heart and Lingxi in my heart, my collection had been hovering around a thousand, so I was always hesitant about whether the benefits of signing the contract outweighed the disadvantages or the disadvantages outweighed the advantages.Thanks to my little friend who has been encouraging me repeatedly, telling me to always take a step forward and try.

In fact, when I typed this text, I have been deleting, modifying and deleting.There are many things to say, and many things to hesitate.

That's it, I hope you are still there in the next article.

In addition, after the end of Jiedi in Heart, I will switch to writing two short stories with EC fans to change my mood.

It is expected that a new novel will be released in November, tentatively named "A Gentleman's Strike", it is a future mecha novel.

Address: [Mecha] Junzi Strike

Xiao Gong, nicknamed the Blade of the Federation, opened a black humanoid mech called Six Wings Lucifer.The supporting role, nicknamed the Flower of the Empire, opened a white humanoid mecha called Fallen Michael.Xiao Shou, nicknamed "The Ball Doesn't Go Empty", opened a rainbow-colored spherical mech called the Shock Bowling Ball. The fighting method is to catch whoever bumps into each other, and bump into each other.

Xiao Shou didn't feel that he was the protagonist at all, it had nothing to do with him!

In the end, Xiao Gong confessed to Xiao Shou.

Xiaoshou:? ? ? Exm, we don't get along at all, your fateful lover is not me at all, you see, we don't even match the names of the mechas.

Xiao Gong: Who said, the names of our mechs match very well.

Xiao Shou: ...Where is the match?

Minor attack: The number of words matches well.

Xiaoshou: ...that's amazing my brother [bye]

Small Gong: I gave up my ball [smile]