The pastoral life of the lucky cat

Chapter 84 Lucky Fortune

When Zhaocai told the other kittens about this, Li Huamao immediately uttered a strange cry.

"Little cat, you are amazing now. Not only are you dating yourself, but you are also wholesale partners." He smacked his lips as he spoke, speaking in a weird way.

Zhao Cai glanced at him.

"Do you want a partner too?" The kitten flicked its tail.

"What are you talking about? Even if I want to find a partner, I don't need your help." Li Huamao yelled angrily. He is so handsome and handsome. Once the news of the marriage proposal comes out, there must be many beautiful little female cats applying for the job. okay?

Cuckoo on one side took two steps on the cage uncomfortably.

He has been going to the mountains to harass other birds in the past two days, and he is already notorious among the birds in the mountains.

Now as soon as he enters the mountain, those male birds will chase him and fight.

This made the pigeon Cuckoo very depressed, why did it happen?He felt that after losing weight, that is, a little fat, he should still be a handsome little pigeon in general.

After hearing Zhaocai's words, he couldn't help but feel excited. Speaking of Zhaocai, if he can catch hares, he can also help him catch two birds. Can he also ask Zhaocai to assign him a partner like a rabbit?

But in this case, Pigeon Cuckoo couldn't say it, so he had to wander around there anxiously for two times, but he didn't say anything in the end.

"Oh." The little white cat nodded.

"I can't find another little female cat to be with you, so I can't assign you a partner." Zhaocai said to Li Huamao Mimi sincerely.

Cihuamao jumped off the table and went out angrily.

He hesitated for a moment when he went out, and then he remembered that the cold winter had passed, so he went out with confidence.

"Then help you catch rabbits at noon today, only female rabbits, right?" Seventeen was eager to try.

Speaking of it, in order to maintain Zhaocai's self-esteem, so that his breakfast can be exchanged at an equal value, his lunch is provided by Xiao Zhaocai, and he has never grabbed food himself.

Except when I was catching rabbits.

"Okay, okay." So at noon, the two cats went to the field to catch rabbits.

Spring came, and the rabbits became more active. The two kittens caught a rabbit in a short while with little effort.

"Are you male or female?" Lucky Kitten asked him while holding a rabbit.

The rabbit was shivering.

"Grand... male!" Rabbit replied tremblingly.

He closed his eyes thinking that he was going to be eaten, but when he loosened his body and opened his eyes again, the scary kitten had disappeared.

Is this discriminating against male rabbits?Are you still taking care of the male rabbit?

Zhaocai caught another rabbit.

"Are you male or female?" Zhao Cai asked the rabbit.

"Male." It seems that this is still a milk rabbit, the kind that just came out of the nest, a small ball, and it speaks in a baby voice.

After Zhaocai let go of the first rabbit, he suddenly realized that he still had to eat at noon.

As a result, the paws were too fast at that time, and the rabbit was released immediately, so when he was about to catch the second little rabbit, he asked his male and female, and if it was a female, he brought it back to the rabbits If you are a girlfriend, you will eat it for lunch if you are in business.

But this rabbit is really too small.

"You go, I'll eat you when you grow older." Zhaocai patted the little rabbit's butt with his paw, and left here slowly.

The little rabbit was taken aback for a moment, and then sat on the ground in frustration. Should he commit suicide now?

Anyway, when he grows a little bit more fleshy, the kitten will catch him and eat him.

The little milk rabbit looked up at the sky sadly, he decided to leave this place and live in another place.

Zhaocai's luck today was very bad. He caught three rabbits in one morning, and they were all males. He ate the third one beautifully. Seventeen was lucky, he caught a female rabbit , And sent it back to the rabbit breeding house, caught another male rabbit and ate it.

The two kittens were tired, and they decided to help the male rabbits catch their girlfriends tomorrow.

The next day both cats had bad luck because they caught male rabbits.

The two cats were not fools. After catching the male rabbit three times in a row, they finally realized that something was wrong.

How can there be such a coincidence, especially Lucky Kitty, counting yesterday, he has caught a total of six male rabbits!

"The probability is too small." Zhaocai squatted on the desk and told the other cat friends about this weird thing.

"That's not necessarily true. Who made you both gay cats? Maybe it's because you two are gay cats that you are particularly attractive to male rabbits." .

Of course, soon he was severely beaten by the little leopard cat, the kind that was pressed on the desk.

"It's unscientific." Zhaocai's expression was extremely serious. As a lucky cat, how could he only catch male rabbits six times in a row.

It is reasonable to say that it was fine yesterday, but today his resentment has deepened, and it must be the female rabbit under his paws.

After Shi Qi heard what he said, he couldn't help but look at him twice more. Of course, this matter is wrong, but the problem is that this kitten actually used the word "science". He thinks the most unscientific thing is The little white cat is a cat.

"It's not quite right." Sister Sanhua nodded emphatically.

"I said, how do you tell the difference between male and female? Did you turn them over to see?" Sister Sanhua, as a rare kitten with an above-average IQ here, immediately began to discover the loopholes.

Sure enough, the next second, the two cats shook their heads and told them that the way they could distinguish between male and female was to ask the rabbit his gender.

"Oh my god, are you guys dating and being silly? Yesterday you asked the male rabbit and let it go, and you asked if it was a female rabbit and caught it. Now they must all know, and they must all answer that they are male rabbits." Sister Sanhua showed a look of disdain.

This seems to make sense.

The two kittens also reacted.

The two kittens who had learned the lesson didn't go to bed in the afternoon, so they went to the field to catch these nasty rabbits. Sure enough, as long as they caught one, they said they were male rabbits. Take them all back and put them in the rabbit breeding room.

"What if they are really male rabbits?" Pigeon cooed on a branch beside it, watching their actions, couldn't help interjecting to ask.

"Male and male can also be together. Six of their seven rabbits are male rabbits. Who can guarantee that there will not be one or two gay rabbits?" The kitten answered very seriously, and the pigeon had no choice but to Shut up.

Well, in fact, there are more gays and lilies among small animals than between humans.

Maybe some of the bunnies really are gay bunnies.

……

"Zhaocai, I asked you to help me find a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. Why did you catch so many male rabbits?" Tu Qi screamed loudly, holding his face, he was going crazy.

Seventeen and Zhaocai caught a total of seven rabbits, and among the seven there were only two female rabbits.

Originally, there was only one female rabbit among their seven little rabbits, but now, the captured rabbits not only could not become their partners, but also became their competitors.

Omg this is going crazy.

"Can't you make do with it?" Shi Qi was very impatient, so what should I do?

Did they really turn the rabbit over outside to have a look?Such a thing, they are a kitten who is studying in class to teach civilization and establish a new style, but they can't do it.

"Of course not. I'm a male rabbit who likes female rabbits." Tu Qi was very upset. It's immoral to bend people, and so is the rabbit.

"Then Tuliu, you can choose two you like." Shiqi said impatiently to the only female rabbit, Tuliu.

Unexpectedly, Tu Liu was also very unhappy.

"I don't like male rabbits either, I like female rabbits." Tu Liu said angrily.

Lucky: "..."

Seventeen: "..."

There is no gay rabbit, but there is a lily rabbit.

……

Although the situation this time is very complicated, the gratifying thing is that they finally became three couples.

Tu Liu actually found her girlfriend, Tu Si had a successful blind date with a female rabbit, and Tu Wu had a successful marriage.

"Then what about the remaining four rabbits? Can't you join your team? Didn't you say that your team is short of people?" Zhao Cai asked Tu Qi, who was clearly rejecting the remaining four rabbits. .

"Three have been added, it's enough, it's enough." Rabbit Seven was listless, if it wasn't for the boyfriends and girlfriends of Rabbit Four, Rabbit Five, and Rabbit Six, he would even want to take all those rabbits. drive away.

Because the more rabbits there are, the more they will have to tie together and the more difficult it will be to walk!

"Then let it go directly?" The little white cat licked its mouth, and the remaining four rabbits suddenly had a bad feeling.

"We are willing to be gay, we are willing to be gay." The four little rabbits said hurriedly.

"But we don't want to be gay." Four of the seven rabbits retorted angrily.

"Forget it, I won't eat you this time, you go straight away, but next time I stop you, I will eat you." Zhaocai made a good cat this time and let the four rabbits go.

His decision quickly attracted Tu Qi's attention, Tu Qi knew it, don't look at this little white cat's face is very pure, in fact, the stomach is full of bad water, how could it be so easy this time What about letting go of the four rabbits?

"We've already had lunch, and we're not hungry yet." Sure enough, Zhao Cai told the truth, and smiled naively, showing a few teeth.

The rabbits didn't relax, because they always felt that this guy's teeth were covered with the meat of other little rabbits.

Since there are three new rabbits, it is natural to name them.

The girlfriend of Tu Si is called Tu Ba, the boyfriend of Tu Wu is called Tu Jiu, and the girlfriend of Tu Liu is called Tu Shi.

Generally speaking, it is a happy ending. As for Tu Qi, the little rabbit who mustered up the courage to make a suggestion, is still tragically single.

"It doesn't matter, don't you still have three rabbits with you?" Sister Sanhua, who slept in the bunny breeding room at night, comforted Tu Qi.

"It's different. The three of them are the oldest, and they have all had little rabbits, but I'm still a little rabbit, and I haven't even been in a relationship." The more Tu Qi thought about it, the more sad he became.

"It doesn't matter, Tu Qi," Tu Si comforted her, "After Tu Ba and I give birth to a little rabbit, I will marry you another little rabbit."

Tuba also nodded in agreement.

Rabbit Seven: "..."

……

And this is not the most sad thing for Tu Qi. The next day, when they were going to eat grass in other people's homes as usual, Wan Shu came to tie ropes on their legs. It turned out that ten rabbits were too many , so divide into teams.

However, the method of this team is too simple and rude.

Wan Shu is actually only in her 20s this year, and she is still a girl with a pink heart.

She saw that Zhaocai had caught three rabbits and came back, and these three rabbits were fighting with the original three rabbits, so she almost knew what was going on.

So she kindly tied two of the three couples together, and tied the rest of the rabbits together.

Tu Qi was about to explode, how could there be such a thing that made Tu Qi angry?

Obviously, obviously he proposed it first, but in the end the benefits were taken away by other rabbits!