Xiao Jiaolong fails to ascend every day

Chapter 98

In the afternoon, Chi Yu woke up in a daze, hugged the man next to him, and said vaguely: "Xi Boyi, I'm hungry."

Xi Boyi's voice was hoarse after the fact: "What do you want to eat?"

Chiyu: "Meat."

Xi Boyi smiled lightly, kissed him on the forehead, and said: "I'll do it."

Chi Yu opened his eyes in surprise: "Aren't you going to order takeaway today?"

Xi Boyi: "No."

Chi Yu immediately regained his spirits: "Then I will accompany you."

Xi Boyi: "No more rest?"

Chi Yu shook his head, propped himself up and sat up.

A few minutes later, the two went downstairs together, Xi Boyi rolled up his sleeves and entered the kitchen, Chi Yu leaned against the door frame of the kitchen and watched.

After exhausting his energy, Chi Yu's body still had a crisp-numbing, sour-soft touch, and there was a sense of laziness all over his body, which made people want to be bullied again.

Chi Yu didn't know how seductive he was at this moment, his attention was all on Xi Boyi's skillful cooking movements, and his thoughts were unconsciously pulled back to the past.

In fact, when they first got together, Xi Boyi didn't know how to cook at all, and the two of them lived on takeaway food, but Chi Yu forced him to learn it later.

As for the reasons for persecuting him, let's start with the "[-] Things Couples Must Do".

14 years ago, Chi Yu was in heat for the first time, because he didn't want to cling to Xi Boyi to become a blood-sucking insect, and wanted to go back to the deep mountain, but was stopped by Xi Boyi at the entrance and exit of the enchantment, and went back to the deep mountain with him.

After the estrus period passes, they come out again, and the spouse relationship is determined.

And that piece of paper was stuffed into the drawer by Xi Boyi.

Chiyu didn’t have the habit of rummaging through things, so he didn’t find out for a long time, until the third winter, when he was hibernating at home, he wanted to find some manuscript paper for checking calculations, and saw that piece of paper in the drawer.

Chi Yu was somewhat familiar with this piece of paper.

Although he was illiterate when he saw it for the first time, he had a good memory and remembered the sentences of different lengths listed above.

At that time, Xi Boyi lied to him, saying that it was a job application for a cleaner.

Seeing again, Chi Yu already knew most of the words above, and when he saw the content clearly, his face turned dark with anger.

This is a fart application, it is Xi Boyi bullying him to be young, ignorant and illiterate!

That night, as soon as the man came back, Chi Yu asked the other party to settle the score, and asked angrily how much the other party had lied to him.

Xi Boyi thought about it carefully, shook his head and said, "It should be gone."

Chi Yu almost couldn't hold back his hands with that beating look.

Seeing that Xiao Yao was really angry, Xi Boyi quickly coaxed him, saying that he didn't deliberately lie to him, but Chi Yu didn't know what he was thinking at the time, and if he told the truth, he might scare him.

Chi Yu thought about it for a while, and it seems... that's right.

But Xi Boyi lied to him, he didn't want to let go of his anger so easily, so he had the idea of ​​embarrassing him, just in the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a piece of paper that said: Cook a meal for his girlfriend.

This is Xi Boyi's first time cooking, tsk, to describe it in eight words: I can't bear to look straight at him!

They had known each other for so long, and it was the first time that Chi Yu saw Xi Boyi flustered, at a loss, and helpless.

After a lot of hard work, the finished product was still not imported, and they finally ordered takeaway for that meal.

But after a meal, Chi Yu laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and he lost all anger.

Originally, he just wanted to bully Xi Boyi, but he didn't expect him to admit defeat. After dinner, he started to carefully watch various teaching videos on how to cook with his tablet.

Seeing his serious expression, Chi Yu couldn't help laughing. If an unknowing demon saw him, he would mistakenly think that he had encountered some difficult task.

But cooking is really tricky for Xi Boyi.

He watched the video for several days in a row and started to start again.

Still in a hurry, it added a lot of fun to Chiyu who was hibernating at home.

However, as Xi Boyi's food tester, he also suffered from various tortures.

What sweet, salty, sour, bitter, spicy, even some dishes are not cooked, and there is an indescribable taste in the mouth.

The fish in the pond that I ate gave birth to shadows.

Chi Yu originally wanted to bring Cheng Jia, Mu Ke, and Li Mao to suffer together, but Xi Boyi refused.

He said that he only cooks for Chi Yu to eat.

This made Chi Yu understand that this suffering can only be carried by himself.

But there is a saying in the human race that practice makes perfect.

After Xi Boyi's unremitting efforts for several months, and Chi Yu's perseverance, the man finally learned how to cook.

At first the taste was mediocre, but after a long time, not only did it taste better, but there were also more dishes to cook.

It may be that Xi Boyi finds joy in cooking. When he is not busy on Saturdays and Sundays, he will choose to cook at home by himself.

Over the past ten years, his cooking skills have become better and better.

When Xi Boyi cooks, he is very happy with Chi Yu.

Also, they have already done all of the 'one hundred things couples must do' on that piece of paper, and there are many things that have been done more than once.

What holding hands on the road, doing housework together, eating ice cream together, watching night movies together, making a Ferris wheel together, wearing couple clothes together, climbing mountains together, swimming together...

Speaking of swimming, their pool is different from other couples.

They were able to swim in the Misheng River. Chi Yu remembered that one summer, when the weather was scorching hot, Chi Yu took Xi Boyi to the Misheng River.

In order not to be discovered by the human race, he also deliberately chose an inaccessible location.

A flood dragon and a black dragon played wantonly in the river for a whole day.

He and Xi Boyi also went fishing by the Misheng River, and neither of them knew much about fishing skills. After waiting for a long time, no fish bit the hook. Finally, the fish in the pond got impatient and went straight down to catch two with bare hands. The home made steamed fish and braised fish, the taste is excellent.

Chi Yu also trimmed Xi Boyi's hair, which was horrible. Even Xi Boyi was so handsome, he couldn't suppress the stupid hair on his head, so he finally went to a human barber shop to have it repaired by a professional barber.

After that, when Chi Yu offered to trim it for him again, Xi Boyi refused...

"What are you thinking about?"

Xi Boyi's voice interrupted Chi Yu's thoughts.

His gaze gradually narrowed, and he saw Xi Boyi bring out two dishes of food.

"Done?" Chi Yu was surprised: "So fast?"

Xi Boyi said: "Aren't you hungry?"

Chi Yu nodded: "Yes."

Xi Boyi: "Come and eat."

Xi Boyi may have been worried that the fish in the pond would be hungry for too long, so he simply made three meat dishes and one soup.

Chiyu is a carnivore and does not like vegetarian food, so they mostly eat meat dishes.

After eating, the two of them slumped on the sofa together, Chi Yu watched cartoons, and Xi Boyi was in charge of shopping.

After more than six months, their villa was finally decorated.

Now start to add new furniture inside, Xi Boyi is in charge of selection, and Chi Yu is in charge of making decisions.

Although they chose the best materials, they still plan to ventilate for half a year before moving in. The day of moving to the new house is scheduled for October next year, and when the cold winter comes, the pond fish will be able to hibernate in their new villa.

The next day, New Year's Eve.

According to the usual practice in previous years, these big monsters will have family gatherings.

It was only later that Chi Yu found out that the ranking of their party is based on the floor, and they are currently at the Divinating Turtle's house on the 122nd floor.

According to Cheng Jia and Tanuki, the minister on this floor is a 3-year-old turtle who is good at divination and can predict bad luck, so they all call him the divination turtle.

The monsters on their floor can do fortune-telling and divination. Sometimes when the big monsters on other floors go out on missions, they will pull a big monster on their floor to predict the risk.

But Process Jia and the others also said that because these little demons who are good at divination know too much, it is easy to not live long, and those like divination turtles who can live tens of thousands are really a minority.

In the afternoon, when Chi Yu was brought over by Xi Boyi, many demons had already gone to Divinating Turtle's house.

They all live in the same community, even if it is not a festival, they will get together to have fun.

As soon as Chiyu entered, he was dragged to play mahjong by the lion spirit, leopard, and rhinoceros spirit.

In the early years, Chi Yu paid a lot of "tuition fees" for playing mahjong. In recent years, his card skills have improved a lot, and he has also become friends with many big monsters.

It may be that they are familiar with each other, and they don't have so many scruples when chatting.

Lion King opened his mouth and asked, "Chi Yu, how is your work on the 8th floor?"

Chi Yu shuffled the cards in his hand, and replied, "Very good."

Rhinoceros said: "Did Bureau Xi tell you when to transfer you?"

Chi Yu shook his head: "Not yet."

"But I've only been here for half a year, so I'm not in a hurry."

The rhinoceros snorted: "It's mainly because of your cultivation.

Lion Spirit: "Yes, I heard that a few years ago, the minister on the 8th floor arranged for you to go out every day to catch those little monsters who couldn't even transform into human form."

Money Leopard: "I remember Li Yue taught you how to practice?"

Chi Yu: "Well, he taught me how to practice when I was in the Monster Academy."

Lion Spirit: "He joined the job at that time, and he had only been in the job for more than two years. It stands to reason that he should have been promoted."

Money Leopard: "Indeed, our fiftieth floor has long wanted to recruit you."

"How about I mention it to Bureau Xi?"

Chi Yu shook his head: "Forget it."

No one in the Demon God Bureau knew about his relationship with Xi Boyi, if asked, Xi Boyi would definitely be embarrassed.

The reason why Xi Boyi didn't mention it must have his reasons, besides, there is my sister-in-law Pei Ning.

If he behaves well enough, my sister-in-law should talk about getting him into the top ranks.

Besides, the colleagues on the 8th floor are very nice, and he is working very happily now.

Leopard sighed: "Oh, what a waste of talents."

The rhinoceros couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, you just wait for Chiyu to go to your fiftieth floor. If you don't go by then, you will be even more disappointed."

Leopard raised his eyebrows: "If you don't come to our [-]th floor, where are you going?"

Their 80th floor is the lowest threshold for high-rise buildings. Although Chi Yu's cultivation base is not low, it is not high among high-rise buildings. It should not be able to go above the [-]th floor, right?

Lion Spirit interjected at the right time: "Where else can I go, the 126th floor."

After the three of them finished speaking, Qiqi laughed.

Chi Yu heard that they were teasing her, she blushed slightly, and retorted: "No."

He doesn't want to go to the 126th floor. Cheng Jia and Limao will definitely be watching the jokes between him and Xi Boyi behind their backs every day.

I don't know if they spoke too loudly and were heard by Xi Boyi on the first floor.

After dinner in the evening, they drove back.

On the way, the man asked him: "Don't want to go to the 126th floor?"

Chi Yu: "Huh?"

Xi Boyi: "Why?"

Chi Yu was a little drunk from drinking, and his mind was not very bright, so he said honestly: "If I don't want to stay with you, it will reduce my work efficiency."

Xi Boyi raised his eyebrows: "Is there any other reason?"

Chi Yu shook his head.

Xi Boyi discussed: "You can go to the fiftieth floor, but I will go out with you on the mission."

The level of missions above the fiftieth floor will increase, and he is really worried about letting the little guy go out on missions alone, even with other monsters.

The reason why he didn't mention letting Chi Yu go upstairs was because he wanted to wait for his strength to increase.

Or wait until the little guy soars up.

But now there are still two or three years before Chi Yu's ascension, he is worried that Xiao Yao won't be able to stay on the 8th floor.

When Chi Yu heard the words, he firmly refused: "No!"

When he was on a mission, he needed Xi Boyi to follow behind him to protect him, so he wouldn't be laughed at by the other monsters. If so, he would rather not go to the [-]th floor.

Xi Boyi: "You don't want to come to the 126th floor because you are worried that I will touch you during work?"

Chi Yu: "..."

I don't want to admit it, but it's true.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xi Boyi smiled helplessly: "In your eyes, I don't distinguish between public and private?"

Chi Yu tilted his head and asked him back: "Do you have a clear distinction between public and private?"

Xi Boyi: "..."

Chi Yu tried to convince him: "I will protect myself, I just took this opportunity to exercise, maybe it will help Feisheng."

Xi Boyi pursed his lips and remained silent, obviously not agreeing.

They held their own opinions on this matter and could not argue.

Chi Yu originally wanted to go to my sister-in-law's house during the second year of junior high school, and talk to her, asking her to transfer me to the [-]th floor, but my sister-in-law didn't plan to transfer him to the [-]th floor, but planned to let him go to the Internet department...