Feitan has a cleanliness? !

Chapter 20 The embryonic form of reading ability~

A non-responsible side story about cell phones and books.

Xia Ke has a strong interest in mobile phones, and Kuroro also found three complete books by accident. Fei Tan is very happy. Both of them have the enthusiasm to cultivate their own hobbies. This is a good sign. To be a big brother Some support is required.

Therefore, the mobile phone that originally contained the small pornography was temporarily kept by Fei Tanxian, and after a few days of tinkering, he finally successfully deleted the video that was not suitable for children.This text does not understand, it is indeed a problem.

The knight who got the mobile phone was very excited. It was not a good feeling to be able to only look at it but not feel it. Although he couldn't understand the text on it, he could dismantle the machine to 0.0!Dismantled and reassembled, reassembled and then dismantled, very fulfilling.

So Xia Ke played very high, with a bright smile on his face at all times, and there was a tendency to develop into a smiling face with facial paralysis, even Fei Tan was in a good mood, Xiao Baozi had a chubby face, and he looked cute when he smiled.

Occasionally, he stepped forward to pinch and poke him, and Fei Tan felt that he was a good big brother.

Xia Ke is very competitive. He was very cautious when he took it apart for the first time. He just opened the back cover of the phone and removed the battery.After all, this is a new thing, if it can't be installed after prying it all apart...it's really not worth it.

Gradually, Feitan discovered that the knight can freely disassemble and assemble the mobile phone, even the small parts, even the main board and cables of the mobile phone. He thought, I didn't expect this kid to be quite smart. You can definitely make a lot of money by reselling a second-hand mobile phone or something.

After playing and understanding the parts, the knight began to be dissatisfied with the status quo, and began to fiddle with various buttons, poking this, touching that, and occasionally looking for Feitan if he didn't understand, and the two of them could study together. Feitan learns more, he always feels that he will be able to use them in the future.

And then—three days passed, and the knight languished.

Because the phone was out of battery, this copycat phone doesn't seem to have a charger...

As for Feitan, he was also stunned for a moment, no wonder he always felt that he was less comfortable, it turned out that... there is no charger, so how can he continue to study?

Well, this is a big problem, but knight... Is this crap worth your tears in the corner of the garbage dump?

Fei Tan touched his chin mysteriously and thought, what should we do, there is no spare battery, no universal charger... Well, even if there is, they don't have electricity here.In fact, looking at it from this point of view, this copycat phone has a lot of functions, and the standby time is not short. It is not easy to be tampered with by the knight for more than three days.

"Fei Tan, what should we do?" Xia Ke asked tearfully, finally devoting himself to the cause of 'scientific research', but Mao wanted to discourage his enthusiasm with the dead battery.

"Cold salad...we can remember the brand, and when we have a chance, we will buy a few more to make you laugh~~" Fei Tan innocently shrugged, and he couldn't change the battery.

With tears in his eyes, Xia Ke silently picked up the phone with a black screen, and was about to drop it to hear the clear ringing sound, but the phone suddenly and miraculously turned on...just a moment.

But it was this moment that rekindled hope for the knight.

"Wow, a supernatural event!" Fei Tan was shocked, and the two immediately squatted on the spot and studied for a long time, only to find out later...it turned out to be about the power of mind.

The three of them had to maintain their "entanglement" all day long, and it just so happened that the screen light that flashed just now was the phone's induction with telekinesis. The strange thing is, not only was the phone not damaged, but the screen turned on?

"This is...forget it, this world can no longer be analyzed with common sense." Fei Tan directly threw the phone into the arms of the knight, put his hands in his pockets, turned and left.

"Woo, my cell phone." The tears that seemed to be weeping with joy were actually the knight's nose dripping.Holding the phone, this guy started to circle around in circles. While carefully inputting his thoughts into the phone, his nose flowed wildly with excitement.

Ooooh, the phone shows up!shown!

But Mao can't understand...

ORZ, I, I want to go to school!

After talking about the situation of the knight, let's talk about Kuroro——

Kuroro got three books here, one with pictures and two with text.The two books with text were completely incomprehensible. Kuroro felt a little upset in his heart, but with a calm smile on his face, he put down the two books with full characters and picked up the manual with full pictures.

Well, actually this one is not bad, two men are fighting. (Actually, it is to cover up the fact that there is no culture.)

Kuroro began to concentrate on reading the book. Feitan had warned him not to look at the superficial meaning of the book, but to carefully figure out its specific meaning and understand the deepest thoughts it expressed.

So, Kuroro began to figure out the actions on each page, such as biting each other's lips, touching each other's thighs...

"Well, these should be two men, right?" Kuroro flipped the pages of the book back and forth, reconfirming the title of the book by the way.

"XXOO vs OOXX"

What exactly does this mean?Kuroro covered his mouth and kept thinking, but he was so ignorant that he couldn't comprehend it.

So, when there was a problem, I went to Feitan. Kuroro didn't take the book, but kept the question in his heart, and went to the closet to find Feitan who was dozing off for an answer.

Why don't you take the book?This is for sure, Kurolo is not as thick-skinned as a knight, and he doesn't want Feitan to find out that he can't even understand the pictures.

Moreover, Kuroro is determined. If he wants to read a book by himself, he must not rely entirely on Feitan's explanation, but only a few points.

Therefore, Feitan answered the question in a certain book of Kuroro in a daze with his eyes closed.

"Fei Tan, one person is talking to another person, this is..."

"Um...kissing."

"Then the kiss is for...?"

"Yawn... It's enough for the two of you to look at each other pleasingly." Fei Tan turned over and continued to sleep lightly with his eyes closed.

"If two people don't wear anything, but hug each other tightly... Uh, entanglement? Well, yes, if they are entangled, there's still the following... By the way, there is one person whose peeing thing is missing." Kuroro tried his best to organize his own language, but later found that his knowledge was limited, so he couldn't describe the picture well. "Fetan, do you know?"

"Hmm... the peeing thing was cut off, yawn, Kurolo, I'm really sleepy, I'll explain it to you when I wake up." Feitan couldn't bear it anymore, and fell asleep completely this time .

"Okay." Kuroro silently exited, picked up the cheating complete book, but couldn't read it anyway.

Maybe, find another person to try these actions and you will know.If you connect all the movements in the picture, maybe it is a complete set of martial arts secrets? (Recently rendered by Wuxia.)

A flash of light.

right!It must be so!

Kuroro affirmed his thoughts in his heart, he must memorize all this book, and then wait for them to grow up a bit, practice this set of secrets with Fei Tan, and the two may accidentally obtain unrivaled magic skills maybe……

Completely ignoring the existence of a chivalrous man, the head of the group began to endorse hard on his own~~

The more I read back, the more I feel that this book is amazing, and there is actually a book that lifts up another person, um, but the place to pee is still gone.Feitan is too thin and light, if you practice this section, you must not let Feitan lift yourself.

Kuroro took this matter to heart, and kept silently reciting it in a state of being 'entangled'.

After memorizing it for a long time, Comrade Xiaoku memorized all the content completely, and even guessed a new move. He is waiting for Fei Tan to study it carefully when he is ten years old, and the two will practice the 'magic skill' together.

This book is regarded as a treasure by Kuroro, so the treasure must not be thrown away.

But such a big book, where should I put it?

By the way, I'm going to put a mark on the book to prove it's mine.

Without a pen, Kuroro remembered the signature that Fei Tan once mentioned in the story.There is no way to sign, but there is always a way to draw.

So, Kuroro pressed lightly on the book cover with his mind, trying to leave some traces on the book.But, huh?A bloody handprint (paw print) actually appeared on it?The title of the book was gone, and it was just a large white character - extremely. (Cheats, poof.)

Lose your mind again... eh?book disappeared?

Kuroro blinked helplessly, the book was gone.

Activate the power of thought again... I have the book again?

So, it's gone...it's gone, it's gone...it's gone.It's gone...it's gone, it's gone...it's gone, Kuroro opened the page, and it turned into a full-color picture inside, the picture is clear and free of impurities.

ah!The original peeing place didn't disappear, but was inserted into the place where another person pooped.Kuroro thought to himself, what if Feitan doesn't let him insert his poop, then they won't be able to practice peerless magic skills?

Kuroro struggled for a while, and finally decided to put this difficult problem behind him for the time being. It will be after the age of ten, so there is no need to worry about it now, wasting brain cells.

The book whose coloring pages can be changed has become Kuroro's "magic weapon". The secrets in the book cannot be told to knights, nor can it be told to Fei Tan for the time being... There are still blank pages in the back, if you can research new moves in the future , he can also add it at any time... What a good book that is both convenient and meaningful.

The small theater of Feitan weapons——

Concubine Lian: May I ask Fei Tan, why did you use the sword in the umbrella as a weapon?

Fei Tan: You can use a sword when killing people. Not only is it very handsome, but it can also make others spurt blood.But the brigade always moves too fast, and usually they can’t find suitable new clothes to replace in time, and the smell of blood is too strong and they can’t sleep, so...

Concubine Lian: So...?

Fei Tan: So, I had to open the umbrella the moment the blood spurted out, successfully blocking the blood and preventing it from splashing on myself.

Concubine Lian: What if it gets splashed on other people, Fei Tan is a freak of cleanliness, and has high requirements on the hygiene of the people around him.

Fei Tan smiled: That's right, so every time after we go to bed, Xia Ke and Hisoka will stay up late to do laundry.

Concubine Lian: ...