You can't afford to hurt a man who puts a marriage notice in a pirated text

Chapter 6

Otaku mind you can not guess.

Just when Bai Luyuan felt that he had almost learned all the information he should know today and it was already late enough, he said decisively: [Thank you very much today, it is too late, we will talk next time, goodbye. ] and disappeared.

He didn't know how much his behavior caused ripples in Mao Qiuqiu's heart.

Although his tone was indifferent and straightforward, and there was no possibility of sloppiness, Mao Qiuqiu felt that this sentence was particularly ambiguous, exciting, and heart-pounding for no reason.

He felt his face blushing, and he shivered in front of the computer for a long time before he typed out a line: [Oh then you... go to sleep ~ good night...] When he was about to add a Tuzki expression, he looked up and found The opponent's profile picture has been blackened.

Maoqiuqiu was stunned.

What a decisive person...

But... but even such a determined person... also...

Has she also decisively stated her purpose for coming?

——Okay... so excited! ! ! !

Sitting in front of the computer in the dormitory, Mao Qiuqiu looked at the gleaming screen and couldn't help but howl loudly.

The opposite bunk, the upper bunk, and the diagonally opposite bunk threw a pillow at him at the same time:

"Fuck! You idiot! You're crazy!"

"Call your mother! Sleep!"

"What are you arguing about! Shut up, gay!"

He struggled out of a pile of pillows, pushed his glasses, stretched his pale neck, pulled his hoodie, jumped out of bed without hesitation, and said loudly to them, "Hello! I I'm going to have a girlfriend!!"

"Shut up, gay!" The brother from the philosophy department on the diagonally opposite bed lazily threw a sentence from under the quilt.

"I'm not gay!" With a slightly aggrieved face on his face, he jumped to the other side's bed, raised his neck and waved at the other side's upper bunk and shouted: "I really want a girlfriend!"

"Shut up, gay!" The other two film engineering classmates shouted at him in unison.

"I'm really not a gay..." Mao Qiuqiu looked downcast and could only sit back on the bed and continue surfing the Internet.

Even the blows from the dormitory roommates could not dilute his joy tonight.After a while, he still couldn't hold back his joy, and opened the group: [Mao Qiuqiu]: [That... today's newcomer...] [Mao Qiuqiu]: [I said newcomer girl...]

The topic of the crowd had already shifted to eating and drinking in the same city. At this time, he interrupted a few sentences inexplicably, and couldn't help asking: [Ah?What's wrong? 】【The rookie girl is cute? 】【Is there a problem? 】He summoned up his courage and said: 【That... I'm going to have a girlfriend soon! ] The crowd was stunned.

[Mao Qiuqiu]: [What I said is true ==]

[Mao Qiuqiu]: [In the future, I will leave the group before you all] [Mao Qiuqiu]: [She said... she came to me after reading the engagement notice!Hahahaha...] The group was silent for a moment.

After a while, everyone laughed and continued to talk about each other, ignoring him.

【Ah, the sun is so nice tonight...】

[What do you think of the duck neck?I said that kind of bag, which brand is better? 】【By the way, should we organize a group to eat snacks in Sha County this week?A hymn of loyalty! 】……

Mao Qiuqiu was in a hurry: [Hey!I mean it! ==]

The crowd laughed and said, "Okay, that's true..." Only the moderator of the water district coughed helplessly: "I said, meow, are you molesting people about ball dating or something?"Then they just agreed, this kind of polite words...] [No! 】He resolutely said,【It's true!She said she read the personal announcement...] [Oh hahahaha...] [Mao Qiuqiu]: [What are you laughing at ==]

[Mao Qiuqiu]: [Do you think I must not leave the group...] The crowd quickly said: [No!You really misunderstood this!Absolutely not! 】The elder sister of the moderator in the audio area said very reliably: 【Meow meow, are you going to go on the road of no return for online dating from now on? ] The technician who had been diving spoke again: 【I think it's pretty good.Online dating is also love.Meow is so cute, of course some people like it, this is normal, right? 】Mao Qiuqiu suddenly feels that he has met a bosom friend.

[Don't worry,] she continued, [As long as the new girl is online, we will vigorously match you, you mean that, right? 】Mao Qiuqiu nodded desperately.

【good. 】The technician said, 【It's too late today, go to sleep, we will start to praise you as soon as we go online tomorrow, and then we can learn more about her, right?Everyone go to sleep, ah. 】The technical sister is still reliable!

Mao Qiuqiu quit QQ with a full face, turned off the computer, and lay down emotionally.

He didn't know, just after he went offline, the group exploded:

[I wipe!What is the origin of that new girl? ! 】

【who knows!He disappeared without saying a few words! 】

[I guess I went to chat with Miaomiao in private→＿→】

【Meow Meow is so obsessed this time, I don’t want to explain it =. =]

[Really read the personal notice? ! ! !Who would believe me! ! ! !What is a personal notice? ! ! 】【That woman is selling Tieguanyin, or else she's engaged in pyramid schemes...】【Those who engage in pyramid schemes don't even like Xiaomao! 】【...Hey, you said that he will strangle you tomorrow when you wake up】【... Seriously, don’t you think, I think that girl might just say a polite word, what kind of ball dating, ball fit, Who is serious these days... Then Miao Miao misunderstood...] [Courtesy words + 1...] [Courtesy words + 2...]

[Courtesy words + 10086...]

[Courtesy words + 1984...]

……

Only the sister technician spoke calmly and rationally: [Do you really think that is a girl? 】【ah? 】The crowd was stunned, 【What do you mean? 】【I mean it's possible,】she said lightly,【Who knows what the people on the other side of the network are like? ...Besides, I don't think Miaomiao's aura can attract women. ] All the group members sprayed the water they were drinking onto the screen at this moment: 【I'm going! ! ! ! ! ! !Your words are too harsh! 】【All right! ! !You are the truth! ! ! ! 】

[The technical girl in this altar is always so truthful, my god! ! ! 】【Shut up, gay! ! ! 】In any case, after an enthusiastic discussion among the masses, they finally decided to wait until Bailuyuan goes online tomorrow.

How did Bailuyuan know that his casual words caused such a huge misunderstanding.

In fact, when he went to work the next day, all the members of the department looked at him sadly and said, "Boss, what should I do with this money?"

Bai Luyuan made a decisive decision: "You are here to sort out the reports, I am on a business trip, fly over to see the situation."

Then he went on a business trip and disappeared for three full days.

During these three days, Bailuyuan was so busy that he had no spare time to surf the Internet.

Maoqiuqiu is a tragedy.

Every day, he turns on the computer and waits for Bai Luyuan to go online to "communicate" with him, to exchange feelings, life, and the most important thing is to communicate with Bai Da... Speaking of which, this girl is also surnamed Bai hahahahahahahahahaha, is it because I have a special fate with the surname Bai huh huh huh...

However, no matter how much he waited, the other party's profile picture would always be black.

On the first day, from morning to night, he finally couldn't hold back and sent a message: 【Are you there? ] After waiting for a long time, there was no answer.

He finally concluded that the other party was indeed offline rather than invisible, which made him even more melancholy.

The next day, he also waited until night, and this time he threw a Tuzki to rub his face: [Girl... I set it to be invisible to you... If you want to talk, just tap me...] But the other party Still no reply.

On the third day, he sat in front of the computer, feeling like a frosted eggplant: [She... she won't, block me... TAT] The crowd hurriedly comforted him: [No, meow Meow, did you say something outrageous] [Surely not, she’s just not online] [Not everyone has time to surf the Internet all day]

[Don't worry, generally no one will pull black people for no reason]

【Cat Ball】:【TAT...】

He just felt that he could not get any comfort in the group, and all the conversations were painless.The most depressing thing is that the other party just left a sentence [I am here to seek marriage] and disappeared...

How can you do this!

Mao Qiuqiu felt sad and angry in his heart.Now that you have decided to date, how can you be so irresponsible!

He didn't realize that everything was actually caused by his own imagination and overthinking.The otaku mind is the purest, and the otaku mind is the most salty, but in short, the otaku mind you can't afford to hurt the most.

The brother from the Department of Philosophy at the diagonally opposite shop came back from the outside. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Mao Qiuqiu sitting in front of the computer, and said in surprise, "What's wrong? It's like a mimosa. Someone raped you?"

"No...no!" Mao Qiuqiu was distraught.

"Hey." Brother Philosophy came over ambiguously, and patted him on the shoulder: "What's the matter? Was he beaten up? He failed a course? ——Oh," he suddenly realized, "Dumped?"

Mao Qiuqiu said in a low voice with a full face: "Although not...but I think...almost..."

"YOoooooooooooooo!" Brother Philosophy looked at him with eyes full of meaning, turned and lay down on the bed and said, "It's love or insanity, you don't understand, YOoooooooooooooo!"

"I...I'm not gay...! I...I'll definitely find a girlfriend! I'll definitely leave the group!" He looked at his senior brother, feeling even more introverted.

To make matters worse, during these three days, Bailuyuan also disappeared.

Mao Qiuqiu opened Bailuyuan's Weibo and column, and kept refreshing until he vomited blood. This was his only consolation—but there was still no movement from the other party.

New article!Just leave it blank!Don't disappear!

Anyway, let me know what you've been doing these days!

There are ten thousand horses crying and roaring in his heart.

So, after three days, when Bailuyuan came back from work, he felt that the atmosphere around him was very strange, very strange, extremely strange as soon as he went online.

As soon as he opened the fake female account QQ, he felt a heavy pressure.

Although idealism is wrong, and talking about gods and gods is also wrong, but he still has a feeling, as if——

It's like... It's as if there is a layer of resentment woven into his AT position, wrapping his entire QQ heavily.