mousepad-d2 Chapter 49
Chapter 49
【主题：惊天爆料！白鹿原书评区的新版主竟是季新哥的CV！传说该CV由白鹿原亲自挑选，FT上两人还锁进小房间内窃窃私语[1][2][3][4][5]……】世上没有不透风的墙。
It finally cleared up one day, and when it rained rumblingly outside again, a new round of bloody storms broke out on the Internet.
[Squad Leader]: [What? !You actually became the moderator of the Bailuyuan Book Review Section! ?You really love him! ][Apple]: [Hey 0v0 Meow Meow, it’s been a long time no see, so I’m going to be the moderator of the book review section] [Technical Girl]: [You’re going to be the moderator of Bailuyuan? 】……
When he went online with a heavy heart, he was greeted with one after another... bomb-like news.
With a heavy heart, he pretended not to look at QQ, but clicked on the big [HoT] post on the forum, and looked at the lines——
[Nani?Cat Ball! cat1022 is cat ball ball! 】【I went to the moderator Maoqiuqiu!I don't believe in love anymore! 】【It turns out that the moderator is a god and I realized it】【Well, this time the moderator is going to post a black silk photo~】
【I go!I didn't believe it when I read the title! Lz, compare the screenshot of Maoqiuqiu’s QQ mailbox with the mailbox filled in the new moderator’s profile, and I’ll... well, after seeing it, I’m also an insider] [Wait!Isn't the cat ball straight? !Didn't he say that he likes a girl in public at the C Song Concert! 】……
See more upset.
Especially the last line.
He replied listlessly to the monitor first: [That... Is the sound spectrum analysis method you mentioned, is it true? 】【Squad leader】: 【Ah? 】【That's the one...】He said hesitantly, 【You told me in calligraphy class before...】【Absolutely! 】Squad leader said firmly,【In the past, there was a master in the circle who claimed to be a straight man and had a girlfriend, but after my analysis of the sound spectrum, he is definitely a gay man!Sure enough, he bent later! 】【Really so accurate...? 】Mao Qiuqiu was completely dumbfounded.
[Yes,] the squad leader said confidently, [That person is University C.When he first debuted a few years ago, he would tell people that he was straight everywhere he went, and it was his girlfriend who asked him to record.Until he met Zong Gongjun. 】【...】【There is nothing to believe in this!Let me tell you a little trick, a more intuitive thing is that the voice dubbed by gay guys is generally a little muddy, not because of the effect of the equipment but because they are a little drooling when they speak...] He hurriedly interrupted her eloquent speech Unreasonable, and asked cautiously: [Then you say... I...] [You? 】The squad leader glanced at him, said without raising his eyelids: 【It must be Xiao 0, it goes without saying. ] Mao Qiuqiu said to Apple with a full face: [That, sister Apple...] [Apple]; [Ov0 huh? 】【TVT... Sister Apple also likes Bai Dada very much, right...】【Apple】;【Of course TAT!I tortured myself!I deserve it!I am an M! ┭┮﹏┭┮!I owed him in my previous life to like this scumbag!After finishing this drama, I will quit the circle!Retire!No more dramas! ┭┮﹏┭┮!Planning you can not afford to hurt!I can't afford to hurt you! ! ! 】He was so frightened that he hurriedly comforted her: 【We all know TVT Sister Apple...don't get excited...┭┮﹏┭┮...】【Apple】;I admit it! 】【That...】 He asked very hard, 【What kind of love...? 】【Apple】;【I just like it very much ┭┮﹏┭┮】【Is there any...】 He said carefully, 【I want to meet Bai Dada, let me know more about him...uh...that is, go further with him Contact or something...] [Absolutely not! ] Apple said with a full face, 【I will quit after finishing this show!I will read the text silently in the future!Always be a pure reader! 】Mao Qiuqiu continued to look for the technical girl.The technical girl is very gentle and calm - he feels a little sad when he thinks about it.
Miss Bai... In the past, she was also the type of technical girl.
[Does Meow Meow still like Miss Bai? ] She said calmly, 【Don't you think online dating is unreliable? 】【I feel...Of course I feel...】He felt sore in his heart—it was unreliable.
You deserve to be stupid.
【Is Meow Meow still looking for Miss Bai? 】
[No... not anymore. 】
【oh. ] She said intentionally or unintentionally, 【If you really like her, you have to stick to it—just like Miaomiao does with other things.Miaomiao likes Bai Dada, so she is willing to do handwriting for him every day, to be a CV, to be the moderator of the book review area... she can do so many things because she likes two words.If you really like her that much, then keep looking for her——Miss Bai will definitely reappear. ] Maoqiuqiu turned off QQ with a full face.
Of course he didn't know. At the same time, in a certain small QQ group at the other end of the countless 0 and 1 network cables, marshmallows who had been in countless expensive circles swiped the real identity of the new moderator of the [[-] Bailuyuan Book Review Area] in the forum. 】The post, I was in a cold sweat——
[8L: Wait!Isn't the cat ball straight? !Didn't he say that he likes a woman in public at the C Song Concert! 】Everyone molested her in the private group: 【Yo, Mian Mian, you little beauty is a disaster~】【The class monitor said Mian Mian had a receptionist this time! 】【Cotton, you CP dismantled it!Tsk tsk, what a cute little CV of Bailuyuan X~]...
Marshmallow looked at the screen, and his head became more and more black lines... the more he felt that it was hard to say.The water behind it is too deep... There are pirated articles, there are radio dramas, and there are new regulations in the book review area... You can't guess what is going on in Bailuyuan!
— Never tell the truth!
——Death cannot offend Bailuyuan!
[Hey, but this year's author conference is coming soon~] Someone said, [Will you go to Cotton? 】【Oh...it depends...】 She raised her eyebrows and asked anxiously, 【Is the list drawn up? ——Let me take a look...] [Wipe! ] After a while, she wailed and cried, 【I want Brother Lu to go? !I dont go! 】【Huh?why?Cotton, you suddenly don't want to see Brother Lu anymore? 】【Bailuyuan is playing a big game⑦! 】 She rolled her eyes and said.
[The boss is playing a big game⑦. 】
After several days of hard work, the gay party, the YOooooo party, the seed party, the self-deprecating party, the maliciously cute lower limit party—still failed to defeat the new moderator.They used all the methods available, blasting the version, swiping the account, persuading them with good words, citing scriptures to argue...it was useless to argue until they blushed and their necks were thick.
And from the beginning to the end, Bailuyuan only appeared that once—【Is it useless for you to make a fuss? ] Then he disappeared as before.
No matter how much they question the new moderator, from the new rules to the origin of the new moderator, from head to toe, Bailuyuan has never appeared again... Even the new moderator himself is silent, no matter how much he is sprayed Miserable, just keep silently deleting "non-standard" posts.
They can only think so discouragedly... Bailuyuan is playing a big game⑦!
Until the breaking news post that suddenly appeared on the forum this morning-everyone's attitude became subtle in an instant.
[It turns out that the moderator is suffering, I realized it, watching you guys laugh and say nothing] [Is the moderator the cat Qiuqiu who suddenly disappeared with the boss on FT and whispered in the small room below for so long... ...] [The name Maoqiuqiu is really malicious and cute] [Always pronounce Maoqiuqiu as Maomaowu, what level is it in this edition? 】【Listening to Brother Ji Xin's first appearance, I masturbated for half an hour, what level is it in this edition? 】【There is someone above the moderator】【There is a boss above the moderator】
[You group of Baga!Do you think it’s a CV so you don’t need to submit black silk photos! 】【Since this is the case, we hope to be able to talk to the moderator on the spot, cat1022, please enter the official channel of this version of YYxxxxx]...
He thought for a while, looked at the last sentence, opened YY, and clicked to enter the [Love Warrior YOooooo] channel.
He knows about this channel... All the gay friends in the book review area have created it before; but it has been abandoned and useless...
It's not wasted now.
Go in at one point, there are hundreds of numbers waiting for him inside.
A certain id on the mic was singing - as soon as he entered, he heard the person on the mic say: "Well, the moderator is really here. Let the moderator talk."
In an instant, he was hugged by Mai.
Mao Qiuqiu could only bite the bullet and turn on the microphone, and said slowly: "Well...Hi everyone. I am cat1022..."
[YOoooooooo! 】
[YOoooooooo! 】
【I go! The id is really the number that came to FT that day!What a cat ball! ! ! 】【Brother Ji Xin's voice... I'm wet】【God feels...】
[There is someone above the moderator, that person is the boss]
……
Crazy swiping.
The administrator smiled and said, "Ah, our moderator is here. What are you guys doing? Huh? Have you made enough trouble! ——Ah, that's right, we all like the dubbing of the moderator very much, hehe. "
[Seeking live recording of Maoqiuqiu...]
【It would be great if the boss is here...】
[Ask for a new moderator to sing! 】
【yes!Everyone is the boss' black!Fan of Maoqiuqiu! 】【Mao Qiuqiu has been pushing hard all his life】He looked at the group of gay friends, and said with black lines: "Ah... um, thank you everyone. I hope everyone can... abide by the new regulations in the future."
The administrator immediately said: "That's that. What's so difficult about the version rules? Yes, it's easy! It should be! Ahaha..."
Swiping the screen immediately began to spray the administrator: [I'm going!Purple horse idiot! 】【Who was the one who sold the cuteness maliciously at the beginning! 】……
Mao Qiuqiu bit the bullet and said: "I know that everyone was very happy without the rules, but it won't work in the long run. In any forum, someone must delete the posts... Otherwise, the screen was full of GV pornography before, and it's still a problem. They're all gifs, you scare away all the girls who come to the book review section."
He knew that this group of homosexuals valued [girls], so he emphasized the fact that it was too messy before, that's true; but——
For some reason, he felt that today's YY was particularly weird.Everyone had a weird tone and a weird smile, and they didn't even refute him. When he spoke, everyone was swiping the screen: [Oh, of course! 】【Yes Yes!I will listen to the moderator in the future haha! 】【The moderator is right!For the girl! 】【Nonsense, you guys, you gays, are obviously accepting cat balls for the sake of God! 】【What is a girl, can I eat it? 】【Not cute version rules, only cute cat Qiuqiu】【What level is the cute cat Qiuqiu on this channel】...] He felt more and more uneasy... How did he make it—it seemed that he was very Like someone popular? !
He originally expected to come to the channel to be sprayed by the crowd - he had no choice but to suffer.Maybe everyone will be satisfied after calming down... But why is it such a scene!
——Too uncomfortable!
After the crowd finished swiping the screen, the administrator smiled charmingly, and continued to ask with the microphone on: "Well, moderator, everyone still wants to know something... aha, how did the moderator and the boss know each other?"
It is raining all over the country.
Flying directly from home to Beijing, the weather was gloomy all the way.After getting off the plane, the airport smelled of damp—the whole of Beijing was like the central region, and it rained vigorously. Pictures of Shui'anmen were posted everywhere on Weibo, and the rain was as vigorous as love. Desperate.
Bailuyuan's face was as cloudy as the weather.He got in the car that came to pick him up, and suddenly sneezed again.
——Is the summer author conference held this year in the rain like this?
All the writers thought this way when they trudged through the small puddles under their feet to stay in the hotel with their trousers and skirts in their hands.
"One more question," the administrator smiled. "The moderator was at the FT site that day, and went down with the boss in a small private room, and locked the room... That day, aha, everyone is very concerned, right... ..."
【Yeah yeah! 】【Everyone wants to know! 】【Secret sex! 】……
Mao Qiuqiu looked at the screen full of swipes, and bit his mouth with difficulty—he suddenly understood what Bai Luyuan was thinking.
——Pushing him to this kind of scene time and time again, being watched by everyone...
——He actually wants to continue to torment him?
——He really still hates me...
——It doesn’t matter whether it’s an otaku-oriented circle or a female-oriented expensive circle, it’s the same...
But... Even so... I don't want to admit defeat...
Mao Qiuqiu was silent for a while, and then simply told the truth: "Well...you don't have to do this...well, he said he wanted to change his CV."
The moment I said it, I suddenly felt that I had thrown out all my grievances—in fact, it was not that difficult, just like being relieved.