mousepad-d2 Chapter 52
Chapter 52
Bai Luyuan approached the hall calmly, and saw Mr. Cheng holding a plate of salmon in his hand, with an angry expression on his face.
"What's the situation?" He walked over in a low voice and asked his editor.
Asuka, who was taking potato salad from the shelf, was taken aback by the voice behind him: "Wow... Brother Lu, why are you here now! All the delicious food will be snatched up..."
Bai Luyuan said without changing expression, "I have something to do, I'm late."
"Brother Hua Lu, look—" Student Zhen Feiniao mysteriously pointed to a man next to Mr. Cheng and said, "Did you see that?! That's the only one in our framing girl channel... man!—Han Qing!"
The professors of the Chinese Department always like to make articles about Sister Feng in Dream of Red Mansions, "Before I see her, I hear her first".In the past, Bailuyuan couldn't understand it very well, but with today's sound, it can be regarded as understanding.
——Han Qing!
The only man in the frame female channel!
Everyone knows that Danmei is of course a sub-category under the female channel. Since it is a female channel, everyone obviously assumes that the authors are all women. Facts have proved that this kind of map cannon-style division is always problematic, and it may not be posted on the female channel. It must be a female-oriented work, and it may not necessarily be a woman if it is a female-oriented work...Of course, it is not wrong under normal circumstances.
Han Qing is the only exception.
Mr. Octopus once lamented that there are not many men in the expensive circle who dare to confess their sexuality, and Leopard is one of them—he even quit the circle; at this time, the appearance of a man like Han Qing on the female channel is worth celebrating One thing... Han Qing didn't buy it.
Han Qing is a hooligan and bastard known throughout the site, but no one knows where Mr. Cheng caught him.Because he once said a few words swearingly, the first sentence can make Mr. Cheng mad: "I'm not writing Tanmei, it's gay literature. Brother Cheng, why doesn't there be a column for gay literature in the frame? Girl frequency, your sister! All of your family are female video writers!"
This sentence is normal, isn't it?Although it is absolutely impossible for Mr. Cheng to open a channel for one person alone, he is also a legitimate request-the latter sentence can make all the authors mad: "Writing articles and engaging in art are actually all pretense. Artists They all like to talk about art and think about sex, it's so fucking hypocritical!" Han Qing said casually, "I dare to admit that my writing is just a name, just to make a fool of myself."
These words were too shocking, and from then on, most of them—especially the male author, tried their best to keep a distance from this person.
Of course, Zhen Feiniao obviously underestimated Bailuyuan's common sense of the Internet.A person who doesn’t even respond to readers’ comments, doesn’t necessarily know much about the authors in the editorial group, let alone gossip about the authors on the female channel—he asked very calmly: “Who is Han Qing? "
Over there, Mr. Cheng seemed even more annoyed: "Han Qing! I'm talking about you! Ah?! Besides you, there is Peony... Where is Peony hiding?! All of you, pay attention to me! When I write things in the future, huh?! Can’t I write something serious and positive?! Do you know when July is coming soon? Ah? Can’t you write something red, ah? You must write something yellow !"
Bai Luyuan looked coldly, and saw the man who was accused by Cheng said with a smile: "Brother Cheng! We are fine, we have you, right? Right! If I go in one day, I will have to trouble you to fish me out Come……"
Zhen Feiniao's classmate Nei Niu said with a full face: "That's... the only male author on the female channel... who wrote "Hua Man Lou" and "Flower Heaven and Moon Earth"..."
Bailu said naturally: "Why is there a male author for a female video?"
Zhen Feiniao spit out another mouthful of blood: "Here... you can ask Mr. Cheng... This is a problem with the frame system, that is, all those who write danmei are classified as female videos..."
"Oh." Bai Luyuan continued to take it for granted, "Why did the male author write about Tanmei?"
"...you...go...ask...he..."
Bailuyuan looked there for a while.Han Qing doesn't look too tall, nor is she too thin - this is a bit outstanding among a group of authors, because the male authors are inevitably bookish and sour, either extremely thin, or carrying Beer belly; on the contrary, this person is well-proportioned, with a small crew cut... came here with a plate, laughing.
The real bird trembled suddenly.
Bai Luyuan turned his head and asked him expressionlessly: "Why are you trembling? ... Also, why are you clamping your butt?"
Asuka really felt like she was going to cry.He glanced at Bai Luyuan angrily, determined not to remind Brother Lu to protect his chrysanthemums when facing this person... He said with a full face: "Brother Lu, I'm sorry I suddenly feel unwell..." Then clipped Turned around and ran away.
Bai Luyuan looked at his retreating back thoughtfully, and only heard a voice beside him say: "Thank you...let me go, let me go."
Bai Luyuan got closer to see Han Qing's face clearly.This face is unexpected, the facial features are somewhat delicate, but the overall temperament is...
Standard Wuhan face, Bailuyuan heart.
What is Wuhan face?If you walk around the streets of Wuhan, don’t catch those young people who dress up like Taiwanese idols. You must look at those who sell hot dry noodles, those who sell duck necks, those who read newspapers shirtless, who are cursing, The body is steaming... Look at ten, one hundred, one thousand, and you will understand what Wuhan temperament is.
There are nine-headed birds in the sky, and Hubei guys on the ground.One year, teacher Mamian Niang went to Xi'an, and saw the streets full of calm young students, and even the squares selling tourist souvenirs were full of red lips and white teeth, full of elegant mandarin. Its 300 years of aristocratic romance...Wuhan!The 300 years of Wuhan are the 300 years of being a gangster by the wharf on the thoroughfare of nine provinces, swearing barebacked under the scorching sun!
The appearance of a standard Wuhan man must be like that, not too tall, not too thin, not too white - the sun is too big; there should be some flesh on the arms, some muscles on the face, and a deep smile.The eyebrows must be exquisite, the nose must be exquisite, and the facial features must be exquisite, because Hubei people are smart, and their eyes are very bright when they move. If you are not careful, you will be deceived by them; but they will not easily deceive you. hearts, for they are nine-headed birds, but they have only one fiery heart born from the sun.If they fall in love with you, they will smile, and they will not coax you softly like Wu Nong men in Shanghai... In fact, they think that men in Shanghai are strict with their wives; they also stay out at night occasionally, I also like to play mahjong outside. They are not very good at coaxing people or confessing, but they will definitely mix hot dry noodles for you for a lifetime.
All in all, that's the look of a hooligan.
In fact, Bai Luyuan himself, judging from his appearance, is a bit sloppy—shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but this word cannot be spread, otherwise he will sulk again.Hubei people face the tradition of Shanghai in one word, sour.Wuhan looked down on Shanghai a little bit, and liked him a little bit.
Of course, Han Qing glanced at Bailuyuan, and then smiled kindly: "Brother Lu? I've been looking forward to it for a long time."
Bai Luyuan nodded, and Han Qing walked away laughing.
Zhen Asuka was stunned in the distance: "Wow! I thought Han Qing would definitely hook up with Brother Lu! Isn't Brother Lu handsome? Isn't Brother Lu very handsome!"
Any, the group leader of the female channel, said with a clear look: "Wow, you don't understand now, Han Qing likes to look good, and it's better to be younger than him to pinch... Look at Brother Lu's expression." Who dares to offend the dull look of the university teachers! This is called, the aura is not harmonious... Besides, Brother Lu is not as easy to pinch as you!"
Classmate Zhen Asuka cried.
Bailuyuan didn't care about these things at all.He was holding a small plate from the buffet, and his thoughts drifted far away again - the author conference will officially start in three days, today is just for everyone to meet, and no one noticed him on such a relaxed occasion.Mr. Cheng seemed to say something angrily again, "I hope some authors pay attention! In this sensitive month, don't try to get involved in pornography!", and there was a lot of noise in the hall...
A voice said in his ear: "Teacher..."
--Um……
——The boy's voice...
"Teacher... Although I have a computer, I don't... surf the Internet every day..."
- kitten and bunny eyes and a hoodie...
"Hello, teacher...ah, teacher, I'm really sorry today...don't worry...do you feel pain..."
"Ah, the teacher is also going this way...hehe, hehe..."
Bai Luyuan suddenly shook his head.what happened?Has your mind wandered too far?
Why do you get so distracted thinking about this kind of thing even in a place like Beijing...
It must be the weird...fucky...the atmosphere in the hall is too strong!
With a livid face, Bai Luyuan resolutely put down the plate, went back to the room and turned on the computer again.
【主题：爱的战士白鹿原这种木有存稿还经常性不日更的人也拿低保金真的大丈夫？】【0L：转自微博-程冲V：[致歉声明]由于网站的系统故障，框框将为所有签约作者补发本月的低保金！再次致歉！详情见】【1L：沙发是基佬】【2L：老大因为系统故障免费拿低保金啊！妥妥的！】【3L：果然程总还是靠谱的，道歉了】【4L：程总的肉在痛啊！抗议程总把低保金发给老大这种人！这样老大以后更不存稿了！】【5L：老大牛逼去参加作者大会估计是打算七天都不更新的吧】【6L：老大和版主搞基去了才没时间更新呢我会说嘛】【7L：YOoooooo！】……
[18L: I watched a new movie today, and suddenly felt like Ji Xinge and Yantai's breasts... I must be broken] [19L: If you don't have a picture, you can say J8] [20L: If you don't post a picture, you won't post it! 】
[21L: 18L, you know, a good person lives a safe life] [22L: 18L, I know which film you are talking about ♂philosophy♂] [23L: Is it a series of punishing military uniforms? If yes, I have =, =] [24L : If we post seeds here, we won't be blocked by the moderator... Kneel down to the moderator! 】【25L: Don't worry about posting, the moderator is having sex with the boss, who cares about you gays! YOoooooo! 】……
When the gays in the book review area were distributing seeds, of course Mao Qiuqiu didn't see it.
He was at the other end of the remote network cable, wrapped in a quilt, looking at the Weibo page with a full face, feeling like his heart was about to burst——
[Frame-Hanqing V: I met the legendary Bailuyuan tonight, Brother Lu!Brother Lu is really a talent!I admire you! 】There is also a picture below Weibo, it looks blurry, it is the backs of many people, and it is not very clear.
"Impossible..." Mao Qiuqiu looked at the screen and whispered.
Not only him, but the whole website exploded——
[Subject: What? !Has Han Qing set his sights on Bailuyuan? ! ! ! 】【Subject: Kneel down for Han Qing!This time it turned out to be Brother Lu!The taste is heavier every time! 】【Subject: Guess!May I ask if the Yan photos will be released in Bailuyuan this time? 】【Subject: Paralyzed!It turned out that Bai Luyuan was really gay!He actually got involved with Han Qing!If Nima and Han Qing get involved, there is no possibility of getting out! 】【Subject: Han Bailou[1][2]】[Subject: So Bailuyuan's own little shou cat Qiuqiu is going to sink at the bottom of Daming Lake? 】……
Sometimes life is like this, obviously you have fallen asleep, but in another corner of the world, a huge scandal is still following you.
Even if Bailuyuan doesn't read comments, browse forums, stare at Weibo, and doesn't even have much internet knowledge...but what should come will still come.
His secret gossip is spreading outside, he is dreaming.
It was a rather weird dream.
The boy wore a pair of cat ears, and looked at him tearfully through his hurt eyes.The point is, he has no clothes on.
The boy knelt on a mat, bowed, and introduced himself to him a little unnaturally: "Hi everyone... I am Chen Guancheng, and my nickname is Maoqiuqiu or Miaomiao. I am 20 years old this year. My hobby is in I read novels on the frame, and my dream is to meet my idol. This is the first time...well, yes, it is the first time. Please...take care of me."
Then he heard his own voice—coldly, as if coming from another world: "Then let's start."
"OK, all right."
The texture of this dream is strange.It wasn't anxious, nor did it feel dirty, but it was a kind of suppressed joy... He remembered that he kept a straight face from the beginning to the end, without changing any expression.On the other hand, the young man has been using his familiar voice, performing very attentively and earnestly: "Hmm... cry! Ha Yi! Ya Die! Um... ah!"... the performance made sweat dripping from his forehead .
And the... picture quality of this dream is not very clear.
It's the quality of a standard film.
——In the end, from beginning to end, he suppressed and didn't ejaculate.
wipe!
At three o'clock in the morning, Bai Luyuan jumped out of bed with cold sweat all over his body, and the surrounding was pitch black.
Bai Luyuan stared at the bedside lamp in the darkness.As soon as he raised his head, he could see his own face on the opposite mirror—that face was so strange, with a strange taste of satisfaction, so strange that he didn't even recognize himself.
--damn it!
——The Japanese misunderstood me!
Bai Luyuan turned on the computer with a frightening expression, and the first thing he did was to ban all the ids that sent seeds in the book review area.
The second thing...he wants to write all the Japanese in the Shenzhou Shenlu series to death!Write to death!It is written so well that it should not be called ineffective!Written... In short, how to write how miserable!Not only for the century-old humiliation of the Chinese nation - but also for their own shame!
wipe!