Chapter 58
Chapter 58
The jungle in the book review area is here again.
Up and down your circle, north and south, there are legends about the secret love between Bailuyuan and the book review moderator in every corner - but the legends are the same as in every era, and finally they were annihilated and dispelled by the most elusive rumors The wind blows away.
After the author's meeting, Chang Ting bid farewell, laughed and made an appointment to make wine with green plums for the coming year, and then talked about heroes.
But I don't know that in the corner of the world and the sea, half of my friends are scattered.
According to the Korean Love blog: [Teacher Octopus held Bai Luyuan’s hand tightly when he was saying goodbye, wiped away the tears that did not exist, and said with a sob: “As the saying goes, everyone in the exchange is here, and it will last forever, ten years When I read this sentence before, I didn’t understand it, but today I understand it—good brother! When we meet again in the future, I will kill Brother Bai at the poker table, and I will be ashamed.”
[Although Bai Luyuan twitched the corners of his mouth with difficulty, he didn't pull out his hand—it was Aotian who smiled meaningfully at the side: "Brother Bai, you don't understand the so-called love or insanity. , we writers... Hey," he sighed, "We must learn from the examples of our predecessors, and we must not be too angry. If you are deeply in love, you will be hurt if you are strong."】Teacher Octopus in Korea In the comments on the blog of Qingqing, she yelled and scolded: [Fuck you!When did I hold Bai Luyuan's hand!I feel sorry for the money I lost!Oh shit! 】The CP fans of sugar-fried chestnuts X Aotian immediately went to the blog to make a fuss: [Remove the CP's self-respect!Aotian is brother Lizi who doesn't explain! ! !Whether it's love or insanity, you don't understand, Aotian, you soon understand the big heart of fried chestnuts in sugar! 】And Han Qing picked his nose and replied to Octopus: 【What are you selling cute? A country is about to perish, and there must be Tsundere. 】【When a country is about to perish, there must be pride. 】The screenshot of this sentence has been signed by countless people, posted in every corner of the forum, and of course it is hung in the Bailuyuan book review area every day: [Theme: When a country is about to perish, there must be Tsundere!Bailuyuan, please marry Maoqiuqiu! 】【Subject: [A country is about to perish, there must be Tsundere] cat1022!Where is the moderator!Hurry up and accept the boss! 】【Subject: You sb who only call Tsundere, don’t you know if the moderator is already on the boss’s bed】【Subject: [The country is about to perish, there must be Tsundere] Punishment military uniforms are new again, rub your face, stay You know the email]...
The whole page was in a mess.
However, no matter how they make trouble, even if the entire homepage is full of seeds and YOooooo, there is still no manager to deal with it.
The jungle era they most wanted is back.
The name of the moderator cat1022 hangs high in the upper right corner of the book review area, it is so shiny, and there is a small head of Tuzki rubbing his face - it is still there, and the old rules are still there, everything is the same as before Nothing has changed, it seems that the cat Qiuqiu who has been rubbing his face will often rub his face and roll out, delete everyone's posts, leaving a YOoooooo molested and heckled, and then walks away impartially and lawfully rubbing his face.
But the moderator never showed up again.
It's like the world has evaporated.After the truth about the Dust Pirate] was revealed, everyone was waiting to see Mao Qiuqiu's jokes, and also waiting to see Bailuyuan's jokes. It didn't work either.Because cat1022 never appeared again.
It’s as if you’re ready for swearing, rotten eggs and rocks, ready to taunt, ready to gloat—and then, after all that, the person who’s going to be criticized just disappears.
It's called shrinkage.
Everyone could only curse and leave with disdainful eyes.
The days are still as usual, the update time of Bailuyuan has become a little later, but it has become a little more regular, from every two days to every day... It is still the same as in the past, never said in the author's words What words.Everyone is full of doubts, but he seems to ignore them.
Even though everyone in the book review area has already begun to miss that strict, cute but silly moderator who always rubbed his face... the moderator who stole the boss's articles and was sincere to the boss.
[Subject: Hello everyone, I'm a newcomer. I came here after reading Shenzhou Shen Lu's physical book.What's going on with this book review section?Why is the forum rule at the top, but everyone seems to never follow the rules, and the moderator has never appeared] [0L: Like the title] [1L: lz is acting cute, correct]
[2L: The sofa is gay]
[3L: lz is gay]
[4L: The warrior of love, Bailuyuan, YOoooooooo, I have handed over the answer to 8L] [5L: The boss is in love with the moderator, will I say it] [6L: lz, hush.In fact, this is related to the history of the review section of this book, starting from the 50s...] [7L: Edition regulations?The last time I paid attention to this thing, pork was only five yuan a catty. 】【8L: Bastard! 5L is a jerk!How could you tell the boss the truth to lz! 】【9L: A country is about to perish, and there must be Tsundere】【10L: Because the moderator and the boss divorced, do you understand that we are all waiting for my sister-in-law to come back】【11L: Am I the only one who noticed that lz wrote obedience as obedience? ? 】【12L: 10L is bright! 】【13L: I'll wipe... Maoqiuqiu, we are still waiting for the fifth issue of Shenzhou Shenlu!You can't stop loving the boss from now on! 】【14L: ——every day there are a lot of people like lz who come to show off maliciously. To be honest, I kind of miss Mao Qiuqiu.Not to mention anything else, it is actually good for someone to delete a post. 】【15L: Alas, Nikkei】【16L: I am a good person, I told LZ because of Tsundere, because of love, because of YOoooooo! 】……
There are countless posts calling Maoqiuqiu every day, but he has never appeared again.
What is Cat Ball doing now?He huddled in his small dormitory, sickly, with his head wrapped in a hat, looking like a wrinkled kitten—until the class leader slammed the door of the dormitory again: "Chen Guancheng! Don't be depressed! Hurry up!" come out!"
"I... Hey!" Brother Philosophy quickly put on his clothes, "Can the little girl come in and knock on the door later? We don't even have any clothes on..."
"Come down soon, Chen Guancheng!" The squad leader frowned and pulled him, "What do you look like——"
"..." Chen Guancheng said dejectedly, "Oh."
"What's the matter! Don't dawdle!" said the class monitor very dissatisfied, "The last class today! The last class! The Office of Academic Affairs...is the class that Bai Da may come to that you have been thinking about! Are you going or not!"
"I..." he said sullenly, "I don't want to go."
"Grass." The monitor quickly rolled his eyes, "But if you don't go, who will help me hand in my homework?! Our class will leave after handing in the last homework... This class is an exam, okay?"
"I've finished writing for you." He pointed to the corner of the table, "You can hand it in..."
"No!" The monitor said very angrily, "I'm going to fuck you, why are you like this!... Besides, it might be the dean, after all, the last class has to be attended by the dean...Why are you so arrogant? , you didn't even hand in the fifth issue, you..."
"Just say I'm sick..." Chen Guancheng whispered, "Please. I really don't want to go."
The squad leader wanted to say something else, but his heart softened when he saw those dark eyes emitting a faint light.She stomped her feet, shook her hair in dissatisfaction and said, "Just stay here for the rest of your life!" Then she left leaving behind a smell of smoke.
As soon as she left, Brother Philosophy immediately jumped out of bed and opened the window to let in the air. While opening the window, he muttered: I can't stand the mint smell of ladies' cigarettes...
But he froze as soon as he turned around.Chen Guancheng seemed more depressed than before, sitting on the bed with his knees hugged, his head buried in his arms.
The senior brother could not help but sighed, walked over and said softly: "What are you thinking? You are so unhappy..."
"No..." he whispered, "It's the final exam, I'm nervous."
Because the monitor is a habitual offender of skipping classes, he is somewhat nervous.What's more, today is the last class - although the calligraphy class is no better than others, it is just the last homework that is passed after the assessment in class, but it still makes people feel guilty.
She tiptoed and cautiously entered the classroom through the back door.The electric fan is spinning above the head, and it has been spinning for more than ten years. In the hearts of every student, these ten years are full of fear that it will suddenly turn and fall-in this electric fan In the weather with fans whirring, everyone is restless and has no time to care about the shadow behind the classroom.
She thought she had sneaked in successfully—however, she was wrong when she entered the door.
As soon as she entered, she first saw a pair of leather shoes, and then a pair of familiar legs—looking up, a familiar figure with slightly squinted eyes and full of control was on top of her head, against the light, with a murderous look. The appearance of snatching.
The class leader was shocked, and quickly took out the homework behind him, and put it up with both hands: "Old teacher! Homework... huh... homework..."
Bai Luyuan took the two stacks of papers and remained silent.
The squad leader screamed in his heart: I'll wipe it!What's going on!Isn't it the dean!If it's the dean, I'm not afraid... The old dean even finds someone to replace him in his last class!wipe!
However, in the end, Bai Luyuan just put away the stack of papers expressionlessly: "Go back to your seat."
The squad leader let out a sigh of relief.
"Wait." His oppressive voice said behind her: "You—"
I go!The squad leader cried - he wouldn't know it!He doesn't know that I'm that late stage!He must not know that I made Shenzhou Shen Lu into a Danmei drama and marked the later stage of Danmei Xiang...
"—You—" But he just said in a slightly lower voice, "You hand in two assignments by yourself?"
"Oh!" The class monitor immediately understood, "Report to Teacher Bai, Chen Guancheng is not in good health today and cannot come to class in person. With his seriously ill body, he wrote this word with painstaking efforts, and asked me to hand it over to the teacher! Teacher Chen Guancheng's heart, oh no, it's Chen Guancheng's hard work in this class, it's all in this picture..."
Bai Luyuan waved his hand without looking at her.
The squad leader finally breathed a sigh of relief, and when she felt that she could rest in peace, another deep voice behind her shocked her severely——
"The two assignments you handed in," Bai Luyuan lowered his eyes, and his controlling hands clenched one of the papers—she looked back, and there were many traditional characters, which she didn't recognize, but It must not be the one Chen Guancheng wrote for her - "This one, no."
"Ah?" The monitor was stunned, "This, this is Chen Guancheng's own homework..."
"This assignment is unqualified." He looked into her eyes, so unfathomable that no expression could be seen, and even his voice did not fluctuate: "Go back and tell the person who did this assignment to let him go back and prepare for the make-up exam." .”
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