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Chapter 19

When Liu Mu returned home, he saw Yu Wanran as soon as he walked around the main hall, Yu Wanran surprisingly didn't show Liu Mu's face, and even took the initiative to say hello to Liu Mu, "My husband is back."

Liu Mu looked at Yu Wanran as if she had seen a ghost, why did this shrew have such a good attitude today!Liu Mu nodded towards Yu Wanran with puzzled eyes.

Yu Wanran said with concern, "Why is Xianggong's feet still not healed? Didn't I give Xiangyun the ancestral medicinal wine yesterday, so could it be that Xianggong didn't rub the medicinal wine?"

Liu Mu snorted, "You think I'm stupid, don't think I don't know what rotten poison you added to that medicinal wine!"

"Sister-in-law is really good at joking." Yu Wanran walked over, pretending to be affectionate, and pulled Liu Mu to her side, "Look at you sweating profusely." Wiping the sweat on Liu Mu's forehead while speaking, Liu Mu was taken aback by this action, and for a moment felt in a trance that if there was a woman waiting for him at home every day, it would be a happy thing.Thinking of how her mother was waiting for her father to come home when she was a child, Liu Mu's heart warmed up, isn't it the same for those loving couples.

Liu Mu was lost in thought, and didn't pay attention to what Yu Wanran said to him again. When she regained her senses, she only heard Yu Wanran say, "This is the sour plum soup that I just made this afternoon, and it has been frozen."

Liu Mu took the sour plum soup from Yu Wanran, thinking that this shrew had no reason to treat her so well all of a sudden.Then she smelled the bowl of sour plum soup to see if there was any strange smell in it, for fear that Yu Wanran might poison herself.

Yu Wanran said, "Is Xianggong's forehead better? You blamed me yesterday. If you had reminded Xianggong in advance, Xianggong wouldn't have accidentally smashed the inkstone on his forehead."

Liu Mu suddenly realized that the shrew was so kind to me because of yesterday's incident.Liu Mu straightened his body, and said, "Pretend to be a good person now, if it weren't for you, a broom star, I would be in such a mess!"

Yu Wanran said, "If Xianggong thinks something is wrong with me, just tell me and I'll change it." Then she sniffed Liu Mu pretending to be puzzled, "Why does Xianggong smell like rouge?"

Liu Mu said, "Where there are many women, the smell of rouge will naturally be stronger."

"A child can't be taught!" Liu Mu looked back and found that Master Liu was standing behind him, and cursed secretly, I said why is this shrew so kind, she wipes her sweat and drinks sour plum soup, so she made it for my father on purpose watch.

Master Liu said, "Where did you go today?"

"The boy is studying in the academy."

Master Liu let out a cold snort, "I don't know when this academy will be moved to Chunfeng Pavilion."

"Ah..." The corner of Liu Mu's mouth twitched, "It's like this..." Liu Mu couldn't think of any good excuse for a while.

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "Father, Xianggong is used to playing around, and I'm afraid he won't be able to change it for a while, so I'll let him off this time."

Master Liu nodded, "If Wanran wasn't here, I would have asked you to kneel in the ancestral hall for two hours."

Suddenly, there was a cockfighting wind in Jinling City. Not only the street peddlers like to gang up to fight cockfights, but those rich men even made big bets. For a while, the business in the gambling shop was almost disrupted by the cockfights on the street. yellow.

Liu Mu returned home happily with a black-bone chicken in his arms, "It's true that every time you are frustrated, you can be proud! You were tricked by that shrew at home, but you won a big prize outside."

Xiang Yun looked at the chicken in Liu Mu's hand in puzzlement, "What are you doing with this black-bone chicken?"

"Xiangyun, don't underestimate this black general, he's so powerful!" He took off the purse at his waist as he said, "See, this was won by the black general just now. I'm walking with this purse down." They can't move steadily."

Xiangyun said, "I'm going to gamble again, and I'm not afraid that the master will punish you if he finds out."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Don't worry, my father is very busy recently, how can he have time to talk to me?"

She was already upset on a hot day, and for some reason, there was the endless crowing of chickens. Yu Wanran opened the window and saw Liu Mu squatting there with a box of worms on the ground, "General Black, eat more! Eat!" You are so strong, kill all those chickens, and if you win money, I will buy you the most delicious worms, and I will guarantee that you will get hiccups!" Liu Mu stroked the shiny chicken feathers on General Hei again, "No need tomorrow. Go to the academy, and I'll take you to the streets to kill everyone!"

I don't know where Liu Mu got such a box of things. The worms thicker than earthworms are still wriggling in the box. Yu Wanran felt her stomach tumbling when she saw it.Liu Mu felt that someone was looking at him, turned his head and saw Yu Wanran standing in front of the window looking at him, Liu Mu raised his chin, and said provocatively, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen such a majestic rooster!"

Yu Wanran frowned, then suddenly showed a strange smile, turned and left there.Liu Mu curled her lips, "Ha, this shrew took some wrong medicine, surprisingly she didn't say anything about me, but even smiled at me!" But she didn't think much about it, she just watched happily her black general eating bugs.

It was high in the sun, Liu Mu stretched his waist and walked out of the room, and saw Qiushuang walking towards Yu Wanran's room with something, Liu Mu hurriedly stopped in front, "Wait! Is it for your lady?" Seeing that the porcelain cup was still steaming, It must be some tonic soup or something.

Qiu Shuang nodded, "Miss has been feeling unwell recently, so she needs to drink chicken soup to make up for it."

Liu Mu smiled and took the tray, "Just leave it to me, you go do other things, and I'll send it to your lady."

"Uncle, this is not very good."

"Oh, what's wrong, go quickly, don't bother me here." Qiushuang was a little embarrassed, but seeing Liu Mu said so, she had to hand over the things in her hand to Liu Mu.

Liu Mu went back with the chicken soup, ate the chicken in the porcelain cup until the bones were left, drank more than half of the chicken soup, got up and wiped his mouth, picked up the copper basin on the shelf, and said, "Chicken soup! I'll let you drink it!" The water for washing your face is about the same! It’s a pity that it’s morning, or else you’d have to drink my water for washing your feet!” Liu Mu paused, then laughed again, “Ha, who said you can’t wash your feet in the morning!”

Liu Mu ordered someone to fetch hot water, washed his feet briefly, then poured the foot-washing water into the chicken soup, and said with a smile, "Bitch, let you try Lao Tzu's secret foot-washing chicken soup!"

Liu Mu opened the door and saw Dong Lu passing by, and hurriedly called out to her, "Dong Lu, take this to your lady, her chicken soup!"

Dong Lu didn't ask any more questions, and went to Yu Wanran's room with the chicken soup. Liu Mu looked like he had succeeded in a trick, and the corners of his mouth were almost pulled to his ears.

Liu Mu waited for a long time but did not see Yu Wanran coming out, just wandering around in the yard boredly, suddenly felt that there was something wrong, but couldn't tell what was wrong for a while, looked at the empty bamboo cage again, and couldn't help but say, " Where did the black general go?" It turned out that it was too quiet to wake up this early in the morning, and I actually ignored that I didn't hear the black general's cooing.Not to mention his own other courtyard, the entire Liu Mansion was almost turned upside down by Liu Mu, but no Black General was seen.The two boys carried a bamboo basket full of waste and walked towards the back door, intending to dump the contents of the basket into the alley. Going over, grabbed the white feather in the basket, "Where did this thing come from?"

"The kitchen cooked a black-bone chicken this morning." The servant replied.

"Black-bone chicken?" Liu Mu suddenly remembered that the chicken he secretly ate Yu Wanran in the morning seemed to be black, and asked again, "Who cooked that black-bone chicken for?"

"Young grandma."

Liu Mu's eyes widened, and he grabbed the chicken feathers in the bamboo basket, his eyes were almost bloodshot, and he ran to Yu Wanran's place in a rage.

Liu Mu kicked open the door of Yu Wanran's room, Yu Wanran glanced at Liu Mu, and said nonchalantly, "Is your husband looking for me?"

Liu Mu threw the chicken feather goddess in his hand into the room like flowers, "What have you done to my black general!"

Yu Wanran said flatly, "Ask knowingly."

Liu Mu stared and shouted, "You dead woman, you rotten shrew, you know how to cause trouble for me! You actually boiled my black general!"

"I'm the black general who cooked you, but you eat it with relish."

"Do you know how much effort it took me to buy the black general from a businessman in another place! You boiled it for 20 taels of silver just like that! I am really unlucky in eight lifetimes to marry you! Don't think I want to Marrying you, what I hate the most is that you ladies who follow the rules and have no creativity in the bed! There is no such thing as eating, drinking, whoring and gambling! I spent 20 taels of silver and spent a lot of effort to get it from a businessman from other places. I bought General Hei from here, but you just ate it! If your father didn't owe my father money and sold you to our Liu family, even if I married a bunch of brothel girls, I wouldn't be with you. A talented girl gets married!" Liu Mu said harshly, as if he wanted to vent all his anger on Yu Wanran, but Yu Wanran just stood there and listened quietly to Liu Mu's words, and didn't reply back, Liu Mu thought to herself what is this shrew doing? It was such a good time.

"Bastard, full of gibberish!"

When Liu Mu heard Master Liu's voice, his face turned pale with fright, and before he could run, he felt a pain in his back.

Master Liu scolded, "20 taels of silver is enough for ordinary people to eat and drink for a year, and I let you buy such a black-bone chicken! You prodigal son, a plaything! I let you go to the academy to learn the way of a saint, but you don't want to buy it all day long. If you want to make progress, you know that you are not good at fooling around with those cronies, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and bullying men and women. Your mother left early, I was afraid that I would neglect you, so I pampered you and pampered you everywhere, and I didn’t want you to become This is what you look like. Now you are still being so unreasonable to your wife, I just heard you talking nonsense with my own ears, and I don’t know how much wronged Wanran has suffered in our Liu family behind my back."

Liu Mu ran around in the yard like a grasshopper, "Don't hit me, don't hit my father! I won't dare next time!"

Yu Wanran hurried over and said, "Father, Mr. Xianggong was just talking for a while, please forgive him this time."

Master Liu said, "Wanran, he treats you like this, and you still plead for him everywhere." Master Liu sighed, "Marrying this bastard, you must have suffered a lot of grievances these days."

"Father, what are you talking about? If a woman marries and obeys her husband, why should she feel wronged?"

Master Liu said, "Liu Mu is able to marry a daughter-in-law like you. I don't know how many good deeds he has done in his previous life to cultivate his blessings."

Liu Mu glanced at Yu Wanran angrily, this shrew really knows how to pretend.Seeing that Master Liu didn't seem as angry as before, he hurriedly poured a cup of tea for Master Liu, "Father, you drink tea."

Mr. Liu glared at Liu Mu, and said, "The cloth shop has a new batch of silks and satins. They are the high-quality silks and satins used by the imperial court. You can take Wanran to pick some of the styles you like and make some clothes."

Liu Mu said, "I'm not free, I have to go back and read."

Master Liu said, "Reading? You really know how to make excuses. Dou Da doesn't know a few words, so you have the nerve to say go back and read books! I will accompany Wanran to Buzhuang in a while. Kneeling in the ancestral hall for half a month."

Liu Mu accompanied Yu Wanran to the cloth village, Liu Mu only cared about walking quickly with her head down, and didn't care about Yu Wanran behind her, she couldn't walk in front of Yu Wanran if she added fuel and nonsense, and could only follow at the end. Pulled a good distance.From time to time, someone on the street pointed and said, "Look at these two people, walking eighty feet apart, they don't look like newlyweds." Said that this twisted melon is not sweet, and the young lady of the Yu family looks down on Liu Mu, so naturally it will not be much better after getting married." "It's really a pity that the young lady of the Yu family, the number one talented girl, married such an uneducated and inexperienced girl. A straw bag of art."

Hearing this, Liu Mu felt ashamed, and thought that no one would see the joke, so he took a few steps back and took Yu Wanran's hand.

Yu Wanran wanted to break free, but was held even tighter by Liu Mu.Liu Mu whispered, "Slut, don't think I'm willing to take advantage of you! But now all the people in Jinling are watching, don't you want people to say that your father sold you to the Liu family for money?" With a smile on her face, she said, "Lady, I don't know what color silk and satin you like."

Yu Wanran said expressionlessly, "Everything is fine."

"Yes, the lady is as beautiful as a fairy, so she looks good in any color." Liu Mu held Yu Wanran's hand, and touched the back of Yu Wanran's hand as if teasing, "The lady's hand is really getting slippery." , the skin is getting more and more delicate. When my father-in-law brought you to the mansion for the first time, I touched my lady's hand that night, and I have never forgotten it. I have never seen a woman whose hands are as white and soft as yours. Soft and smooth."

Yu Wanran frowned, thinking how could this scoundrel say such frivolous things in public.

Liu Mu spoke loudly, and the passers-by around him naturally heard it, and someone whispered, "I said, how did two people who are so different from each other get married? It turned out that they fell in love when they first met." "It must be that talented woman." You must have been deceived by Liu Mu's appearance." "I understand why the two of them got married. The first time they met, they were so dissolute. It must be that Liu Mu coveted her beauty, and he came up with a trick of the overlord, and the raw rice was cooked. Fan, I'm afraid it won't work if we don't get married."

Suddenly, I heard someone say, "Ginger is still old and spicy. This is not false at all. Dr. Sun takes a medicine and it will be fine immediately. Only one medicine is different. I can't imagine that there is such a big difference. Those quack doctors hurt me." After worrying for so long, I thought Miss was suffering from some other illness due to the rain."

"It's all right, it's just that you like to make a fuss."

Liu Mu's heart trembled, the voice was very familiar, and when he looked up, it was Zi Yan and Si Zhu who came out of the medical hall in front.

Coincidentally, Zi Yan also saw Liu Mu.Both of them stood there and no one took a step forward.Liu Mu froze on the spot, holding Yu Wanran's hand and never letting go, Zi Yan saw the woman beside Liu Mu, and thought, the woman with such a sign must be Yu Wanran.For a while, there were mixed feelings in my heart.Although I want to say something to Liu Mu, but due to Liu Mu's wife, it can only be so close.

Liu Mu opened his mouth, and before he could think of an opening sentence, Si Zhu said, "Miss, let's go." Si Zhu gave Liu Mu a vicious look, and then helped Zi Yan into the carriage.

Sitting in the carriage, Zi Yan said, "Then Miss Yu is worthy of being the number one talented woman in Jinling. Standing together, the two of them are a perfect match."

Si Zhu knew that Zi Yan was sad, so she just said, "Forget it, Liu Mu is such a heartless and witty person, if any girl marries him, it's really my ancestors who didn't do a good job, and it's bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

Although Zi Yan felt sad, but seeing Liu Mu and Yu Wanran's affectionate appearance, she was relieved a lot.

"The one just now must be Miss Ziyan." Yu Wanran's tone was flat, and she couldn't tell whether she was making a statement or asking questions.

Liu Mu nodded, "You haven't seen her before, how do you know it's Zi Yan?"

Yu Wanran smiled, "The way she looks at you is enough to guess who she is." There is no other woman in Jinling City who doesn't hate Liu Mu, but also loves Liu Mu, except for Zi Yan. .

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