insane

Chapter 31

Liu Mu was bored in the academy, so he thought about sneaking off to the bottom of the mountain to have fun, but he didn't have any money in his pocket.

"Wanran..." Liu Mu came to Yu Wanran's room with a smile on his face.

"What's the matter?" Liu Mu has always had a lukewarm attitude towards herself, now seeing Liu Mu being so flattering, Yu Wanran guessed that she must have something to ask of herself.

"Can you give me some silver?"

"What do you want money for?"

Liu Mu whispered, "No one shits in this temple. Every day there are porridge, steamed buns and rotten vegetable leaves. I get dizzy from being chanted by those monks. I want to go down the mountain to have fun!"

"no!"

Liu Mu said, "This won't work, that won't work, but the money belongs to our Liu family, so why don't you give it if you say no!"

Yu Wanran said, "Could it be that you forgot what your father ordered before you left?"

"Okay, you won't give it, right?"

"how?"

Liu Mu gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said viciously, "If you don't give it, you won't give it!" Then he turned and walked out.

Yu Wanran thought to herself, this Liu Mu has always been unwilling to give up until he achieves his goal, why is he so easy to talk about this time.

As soon as Yu Wanran entered the dining hall, Feng Langqu, who was sitting at the table next to her, hurriedly waved to Yu Wanran, "Brother Yu, come and sit with me." While speaking, he pointed to a bowl of rice on the table.

"Cousin..." Liu Mu tilted his head and looked at Yu Wanran, "Come and sit down, I left you a big bowl of rice."

Seeing Liu Mu's threatening expression, Yu Wanran sat down at Feng Langqu's table angrily, and Liu Mu snorted, "It's better if you don't come, or I don't have enough to eat."

Zeng Qing picked up a piece of Coprinus comatus and put it in a willow wooden bowl, "Didn't Brother Liu say you are greedy for meat, you can eat this Coprinus comatus as a chicken leg."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "It's a good thing it's called Coprinus comatus, if it's called chicken shit mushroom, wouldn't it be eaten as chicken shit?"

Zeng Qing laughed and said, "Why are you still making such disgusting jokes while eating?"

Wen Siren said, "The mouths of vulgar people are naturally full of dirty words. Let's eat quickly, and be careful not to dirty our ears."

I saw Feng Langqu at the next table said to Yu Wanran with a courteous expression, "Fortunately, Siren and I came to the canteen early today and left some food for Brother Yu."

Liu Mu pouted, and said to Zeng Qing, "Brother Zeng, don't take offense. Some people are like that. They pretend to be gentle on weekdays. When serving rice, don't they act like an old sow grabbing food, for fear that they don't have enough food?" It’s fine to say that a vulgar person like me likes to talk loudly when eating. But those who claim to read sage books in the West not only forget to eat and sleep without talking, but also like to act like a gossip. I like to chime in when I have things, and I am not afraid of getting hemorrhoids on my mouth."

Wen Siren slapped the chopsticks on the table, "Liu Mu, what do you mean by that?"

"What do you mean? Wen Siren, you think you are so talented, can't you understand what it means? You two brothers don't need to sit on the same page, and I didn't mention you."

Wen Siren said, "Don't think I don't understand what your insinuations mean."

Liu Mu snorted, "Don't fucking tell me those four words are just words. Don't say simple words, but just say a bunch of incomprehensible nonsense. What I don't like the most is you self-proclaimed poets. Big man, I think you are quite coquettish."

Wen Siren pointed at Liu Mu and shouted, "Liu Mu, don't go too far."

Feng Langqu grabbed Wen Siren, "Sit down and eat, a man should bear with it, and ignore him."

Wen Siren clenched his fists, glared at Liu Mu, and said, "That's right, I don't want to be as knowledgeable as a shameless villain like you."

After a while, Liu Mu saw that Zeng Qing had also finished eating, and asked, "Brother Zeng, do you want to see what kind of forbearance a real man is when he is ninja?"

Zeng Qing guessed that Liu Mu was going to play tricks again, so he nodded with a smirk and looked at Liu Mu expectantly.

Liu Mu smiled, poured all the leftovers on the table into his own bowl, picked up the bowl, stood up and pretended to be unsteady, and staggered, put the bowl on Feng Langqu's head impartially.

The leftovers from the sky came too suddenly, Feng Langqu was only busy wiping his face but didn't speak, Wen Siren looked at Liu Mu angrily, "Liu Mu, what on earth do you want, shameless villain!"

Liu Mu hurriedly pretended to wipe off the vegetable juice and leaves on Feng Langqu's body with a very apologetic expression. The skirts of his clothes were all stained with oil, "I'm so sorry, Feng, I know you're a lewd, slutty gentleman... Ah no, a magnanimous gentleman, if you are a man, bear with it. Common sense, right!"

Yu Wanran got up and said, "Liu Mu, don't be too nonsense."

Liu Mu glanced at Yu Wanran unconvinced, "Why, you can't see it, right? You can't take revenge for him! Then let the horse come here, my good cousin!" Liu Mu looked at Yu Wanran threateningly.

Just as Yu Wanran was about to speak, Feng Langqu hurriedly stopped Yu Wanran, and said quickly, "Forget it Brother Yu. I believe Brother Liu didn't do it on purpose, it's just a piece of clothing, just change it."

Wen Siren said, "Cousin, can't you just let this scoundrel bully you like this?"

Feng Langqu suppressed his anger, and said in a calm tone, "Don't worry about it anymore, let's eat."

Liu Mu and Zeng Qing walked out of the dining hall, and a person behind them chased them up, saying, "Brother Liu taught Feng Langqu and Wen Siren a lesson these two days, and it made people feel very annoyed. I have seen them displeased for a long time, but now I finally Somebody taught them a lesson." The one who spoke was the heroic and handsome young man who reminded Liu Mu that day.The man said again, "I'm under Han Ce."

Zeng Qing blurted out, "Han Cheng's son?"

Han Ce said, "Exactly."

Liu Mu said, "Zeng Qing, do you know Han Ce's father?"

Zeng Qing said, "Oh, the dignified second-rank Fuguo general, General Han Chenghan, is in charge of the troops stationed around the capital, and the guard commander of the capital is also under General Han's tent. The Han family has been loyal and good for generations, and the emperor trusts him very much. The post of commander of the Imperial Guard was also handed over to General Han temporarily. Now the safety of the entire capital is tied to General Han. General Han is upright and upright, and he is well-known in the capital. How could I not have heard of it when I grew up in the capital. "

Han Ce said, "Brother Zeng has won the award. But I think Brother Zeng looks familiar. Have we met somewhere? Is there someone in Brother Zeng's family who is an official in the court?"

Zeng Qing hurriedly said, "My father is just a businessman, and he probably wouldn't have had any contact with General Han. There are similarities in things and similarities in people. It's not surprising to meet one or two familiar faces occasionally. Besides, we are all from the capital. I can’t tell if I met him on the street. But I heard that the Han family has been military generals for generations, so brother Han should also inherit his father’s career to become a military general, so why did he come to this academy again.”

Han Ce said, "Although I am the son of a general, I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, but I also like to read poetry and books. My father is an out-and-out military general, and he always said that people who read books are too hypocritical. This time I only got my father to agree I'm here to study."

Liu Mu said, "My father, Feng Lanmag, and Wen Siren's father are all high-ranking officials in Beijing, so it shouldn't be a good relationship, why don't you wait to see that rotten maggot and that dead man?"

Han Ce said, "Our Han family has been officials for generations since Emperor Taizu, and they are all military generals in the court. The Feng and Wen families are all civilian officials. Feng Liang and Wen Wanting form cliques in the court for personal gain. They look down on our military generals, saying that the generals are He is a vulgar and reckless man who crowds out military officers everywhere. But the main purpose is to covet my father's position as the commander of the Imperial Guards and want their people to replace him."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "I don't understand those officialdom battles you mentioned. But since it is the enemy of that rotten maggot and the dead, it is my friend of Liu Mu."

Han Ce laughed and said, "Although I am half a scholar, I also come from a family of military generals. We martial arts practitioners like to make friends with bold people like you, brother Liu. It's a pity that this is the Huguo Temple, and everything must be done according to the rules. He If brother Riliu goes to the capital, I will definitely treat you to drink for three days and three nights, and then bet for three days and three nights."

Liu Mu's eyes lit up, and he quickly said, "You also like to gamble?"

Han Ce said, "Although scholars say it's not a popular thing, but I think it's a small gamble, and brothers get together to play a few games occasionally, which can enhance their relationship."

Liu Mu smiled and nodded, not knowing what to think again.

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