mousepad-d2 Chapter 17 017
Chapter 17 017
Xixi may be a ghost living in the forum.
Earthbound spirit kind.
But this place is an ip address.
He Yi'an sent him a message on the forum and got a reply immediately.
It seemed that he was online no matter what, just waiting for news from He Yi'an.
However, according to Xixi, the people he meets in life are not as interesting as the people he meets on the Internet, and his close friends are very busy recently, so they spend a lot of time on forums.
For this reason, He Yi'an didn't change the idea of adding friends in other places.
He described to Xixi what he did today, of course, blurring the details.
But even though Xixi didn't know the details, she gasped through the screen.
Xixi: ... I taught this?
This is a big fool!
He thought that if he was the "pursued" person, he might post a post on the forum that day.
"What if the suitor is a fool? "
"What should I do if the suitor doesn't deceive me as a human being?" "
"The suitor is so stupid, does he look down on me. "
In fact, Meng Xichen really wanted to post a post to complain.
For example: "There is a person who persists in thinking that I am poor and has started to pretend to be poor in front of me, how should I deal with it?" "
It's a pity that Meng Xichen doesn't have this condition if he wants to go home.
He only has one old man machine with buttons.
He can't get online.
Emmmm... Putting it this way, it seems that you are indeed very poor.
Meng Xichen's thought of posting a post flashed by, and then he didn't think about it anymore. He only placed his hopes on He Yi'an—hope that He Yi'an would be normal when he turned around.
Working hard every day is really exhausting!
He didn't want to have such inexplicable troubles again.
And what is He Yi'an doing now?
He Yi'an is still waiting for Xixi's reply.
There was an unusual silence in the dialog box, He Yi'an didn't realize that he had left him speechless, it was just that Xixi was conscientiously thinking of countermeasures for him.
After a while, Xixi sent a message.
[Are you trying to lower the other party's IQ by pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, and then conquer the other party with your rich experience in being stupid? 】
[If you think so, then your plan has already been more than half realized. 】
He Yi'an: ... What does he mean?
It has to be said that the love brain really reduces intelligence, and at any other time, He Yi'an would not have failed to see that it was a sarcasm.
But now he has regarded Xixi as his life mentor.
Subconsciously, he thought that Xixi was teaching him a new method, never thinking that it was irony.
He replied:
【You mean it's not enough to sell miserably, you have to pretend to be stupid? 】
Xixi: ...do you still need to pretend?
Already perfect.
However, He Yi'an's tone was still serious, and he asked:
[May I ask, what's the point of doing this? 】
[Is it true that when I act very scheming, he will relax his vigilance towards me, and it will be easy for me to break his guard. 】
Xixi: ...ju... actually makes a little sense.
But what the hell is letting your guard down?You want people to let go of their guard against you, not to put a sack on them and carry them back to your primitive cave while they are not paying attention.
Xixi thought for a while and said:
[Dating in love is indeed a kind of game, but can you respect your opponent, if you are like this, it will be difficult for the other party, okay? 】
【It might be useful to play dumb, but the biggest effect is not to let people relax their vigilance. Do you know where the biggest effect is? 】
He Yi'an sat upright obediently:
【what? 】
Xixi:
[The biggest effect is that when you confess, he will be embarrassed to reject you. 】
[From the perspective of "caring for the mentally handicapped and protecting the fragile hearts of the handicapped", if he hurts a mentally handicapped child, his conscience will be condemned. 】
Even He Yi'an, who is in love, can know that he has been scolded at this time.
But his brain circuit is really strange.
he asks:
【You mean, he won't refuse if I confess my love like this, right? 】
Xixi: It's hopeless, it's really hopeless.
But He Yi'an was hopeless, and the pursued was innocent.
He thought, if he didn't break He Yi'an back, the pursued might suffer some other crimes.
Xixi whispered in front of the computer screen: "Stranger who has never met before, I hope you will have a better life in the future. I am typing hard today to do good deeds, so I will do good deeds to accumulate virtue."
He has always been mean-spirited, so he couldn't help but mocked again:
[If he is guilty, the law will sanction him, instead of asking you to go to him and treat him as a fool. 】
[Aren't you afraid that his face will cramp from holding back his laughter? 】
Before He Yi'an could reply, he sent another long series of messages.
He Yi'an looked at the "The other party is typing" at the top of the screen, silently put down his hand preparing the big characters, and carefully read the content sent by Xi Xi.
Xixi:
[Let me declare first, I told you to be miserable, but I didn't tell you to say that you are poor. 】
[I originally wanted you to pay attention to the details in your life, such as not revealing a sense of superiority in words and deeds, and not to cause pressure on him, so as not to cause unnecessary rejection. 】
【I made you lower your status because of the same position as him, or even a lower position. I didn't let you directly say that you are very poor.How many people are so poor these days that they don't even have clothes to wear?I'm asking you to be humble, lower yourself, respect him more, and don't show a macho masculinity of "you are so miserable, you are so difficult, you just wait for me to save you" in your words. 】
[I thought you could understand this kind of thing so far, but I didn't expect you to go in another direction completely.Falling in love, brother, it’s not me who is talking about it, do you want me to teach you? 】
[If you don't have the life of a straight man, don't suffer from the disease of a straight man! 】
He Yi'an is still very modest. When the problem is pointed out, he will seriously consider whether he did something wrong.
Xixi sent another message:
[You don't describe your situation much, but based on the few meetings you said, the other party should have been able to judge that your status is not low... At least it is impossible to be poor enough to pick up clothes that the company president doesn't want. 】
[If the other party is a carefree person, it will be over with a smile, so it's not a big problem.If the other party thinks more delicately, do you think he will feel... You are worried that he covets your money and pretends to be poor on purpose.Or you just want to play with the son-in-law who is unwilling to be responsible, and you deliberately lie to him, just to play with him and play with feelings. 】
[Reality is not a novel. Novels conceal their identities to deceive the other party, just for the sake of drama, and some are for the later slap in the face. 】
[In real life, who would like to be cheated? 】
[Besides, in novels, those who deliberately conceal their identities are mostly crematorium stories.Do you want to try it? 】
He Yi'an: ⊙﹏⊙∥
He Yi'an learned and used it flexibly, and immediately put down his figure.
[Brother, help me. 】
[Please be sure to teach me hand in hand! 】
[Although my qualifications are not good, I am sincere! 】
Xixi did not hesitate to teach him, and comforted him by the way:
[Speaking of it, it’s a mistake. You acted too exaggeratedly, and it seems that you didn’t really want to deceive people. He probably didn’t take it to heart at all.Don't worry too much. 】
[Let’s talk about what to do right now. 】
[Whether he thinks too much or not, you can apologize and confess your love sooner or later, if you are sincere, he can feel it. 】
[Secondly, there is the issue of selling miserably that I mentioned. 】
[Personally, I think this is very useful, who doesn't like beauty, strength and misery? 】
[It’s definitely not good to pretend to be poor, but in life, who doesn’t have any setbacks.If he has a good impression of you, even if you say, "The weather is not cold enough, the Wang family has come back to life, and the acquisition case that I have been following for a long time has failed again", he will feel that you are tired and feel distressed. 】
【So, let’s combine the actual situation and talk about your own difficulties when the time is right, don’t make it too exaggerated. 】
He Yi'an listened humbly, and even took a pen to take notes.
While memorizing and recalling, Xixi is really a master of love!
Although he didn't say anything, he already regarded Xixi as his half-brother in his heart.
He thought to himself, as long as he asked him for help someday, he would never hesitate.
At this time, he still doesn't know that one day he will grit his teeth when he hears Xixi's name, guarding against people is like guarding against thieves, and guarding against fire and theft against Xixi every day.
But this is all for later.
At the moment, they are still a happy and harmonious teacher-student relationship.
After the two chatted for a while, He Yi'an packed up his notes and prepared to take a break. Before the break, he thought about how to apologize more sincerely.
He thought: I hope Meng Xichen doesn't take it to heart.
At the same moment, Meng Xichen's elderly machine ding-ding-dong-dong rang.
Meng Xichen picked it up and asked, "Who?"
There was scolding on the other end of the phone.
The author has something to say:
Xixi: Let me tell you a little common sense, the average love skill point is full, it seems that the experience is very rich...
They are all singles.
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!