I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

Chapter 18

Life in Huaguoshan was ten thousand times more relaxing and comfortable than in the sky. Tao Zi ate, drank and strolled with Sun Dasheng every day, and his face was fatter than before.

The weasels on the hill next door bullied the monkeys with arrogance when the Great Sage was not at home. Yesterday, the Great Sage took a group of monkeys to kick the restaurant, hanging up and down the yellow-skinned monkeys and beating them.Tao Zi watched the whole process from the sidelines, and felt more and more that the majestic sage was so handsome that he couldn't open his eyes.

As a little fan of the Great Sage, Tao Zi used the term brain damage to the extreme.

He was wandering alone in the woods behind the hilltop of Huaguo Mountain. The Great Sage went to fight again. He couldn't help much, so he didn't follow him this time and went for a walk alone.

The scenery of this grove is particularly beautiful. It is spring in the mortal world, and the forest is full of flowers, willows and butterflies. You can't see such a vivid scene in the heaven.He was walking when suddenly several monkeys emerged from the forest and surrounded him with unfriendly expressions.

Although the great sage once said that other monkeys should treat him as half a king, in fact, most monkeys are still wary of humans, and some don't like the king's kindness to him, so they discussed it while they were talking about it. When this guy is alone, "teach me a lesson", and it would be great to drive him away.

Tao Zi is not a fool either. The Great Sage can't see the behavior of these monkeys, but it doesn't mean he can't feel it himself. Normally, he goes around these monkeys. He didn't expect to be blocked today.

"What are you guys going to do?" Tao Zi asked calmly, he wouldn't be afraid of a few monkeys, the worst would be a fight.

An elderly monkey in the lead bared his teeth at him and said threateningly, "Humans, you are not welcome here!"

Tao Zi glanced at him and sneered, "It doesn't matter if you welcome him or not, as long as your king welcomes you."

"Our king was deceived by you because we don't understand the dangers of the human heart!" Another monkey shouted, "You humans don't have a single good person!"

"You came to block me today, don't your lords know about it?" Tao Zi didn't want to reason with them, so he directly moved out Sun Dasheng.

As soon as the king was mentioned, the monkeys really didn't say anything. They really came to block people when the king was out fighting, but it didn't matter, the king wouldn't do anything to them if they drove people away.

The monkeys have this confidence.

"Your Majesty won't embarrass us for a small human being." The older monkey reassured the other little monkeys, "We don't know if you are a good person, but Huaguoshan doesn't like the presence of human beings. "

"Then what if I don't go?" He couldn't go back to the sky alone, and if he didn't make a mistake, why would he listen to these monkeys?

To the monkeys, this was quite provocative.

"Kill him! Kill him!" The young monkeys were already extremely hostile to humans, but when they saw Tao Zi not cooperating, they dared to be so arrogant, and all of them jumped up to beat people.

"Hit it! Hit it! If I'm afraid, I'll take the surname of you monkeys!" Tao Zi also has a temper. He dare not do anything to the great gods in the heavenly court. Could it be that these little monkeys can do anything to him?

Not hitting is not a man!

Tao Zi rolled up his sleeves and took a horse stance. He had learned some Sanda in his previous life. Although he almost forgot about it, he still remembered the posture.

The monkeys were completely blown away, and they rushed forward without waiting for the old monkey's words.

A few monkeys and one person fought into a group. Tao Zi was small and not strong, but he knew where it would hurt more to beat him, so he picked the monkey's sore spot to attack. Monkeys are not as insidious as humans, but they are numerous. Scratching a monkey with four paws is not fun, the scene is chaotic.

The old monkey just wanted to threaten to drive people away, but he didn't really want to hurt people. The king is very fond of this human being. Even the blind can see that if he fails to drive people away and beats him to death, the meaning will be nothing. It's different.

"Don't fight!" He was circling around in a hurry, trying to persuade him to fight, but none of the group of monkey grandchildren paid him any attention.

Tao Zi's face and body are painted, but it doesn't matter, the monkeys are not much better, he hasn't fought with anyone for many years, and he feels very happy.

The monkeys also seldom meet such a human being who can fight. Most people would cover their heads and run away when they were besieged and threw stones.

The two groups of people were chatting, and they actually felt a little sympathetic to each other.

There were more and more monkeys onlookers, those who were eating melon seeds, those who were eating peaches, those who were picking their feet, were all chattering to watch them fight. The atmosphere of the scene was as happy as a festival.

When Sun Dasheng came to hear the news and pulled Tao Zi out from a bunch of monkeys, he no longer recognized that this was their white and tender silly peach.

Tao Zi had many scratches on his face, his clothes were torn, his eyes were bruised and his mouth was torn, and he looked very miserable.

Sun Dasheng became angry in an instant, and turned around to scold those monkeys who bullied their silly Taozi, but when he saw that the group of monkeys had crooked eyes and slanted noses, they looked worse than their Taozi, and the words of anger got stuck all of a sudden.

He was in a dilemma, looking at the silly Tao Zi in his arms, and at the equally pitiful monkey grandchildren, he didn't know which side was better to teach a lesson first, the atmosphere at the scene was very embarrassing.

In the end, the old monkey rushed over to ease the atmosphere, saying that it was because young people were ignorant, and the two groups accidentally got into a fight.

Tao Zi nodded in agreement with this statement. He didn't intend to sue the Great Sage because of such a trivial matter. He was beaten by a few monkeys, which is disgraceful.

As soon as Sun Dasheng heard that there was a quarrel over a trivial matter, he scolded the old monkey a few words, hugged his silly peach and left without swearing.

The young monkeys were also very moved. That insidious human didn't take the opportunity to complain to the king. They wanted to drive him away first, so they were considered heroes.

Sun Dasheng carried him into his bedroom and placed him gently on the stone bed, "Does it hurt?" He knelt down and looked at the large and small wounds on Tao Zi's face, feeling very distressed.

"It doesn't hurt." Tao Zi was still very happy in his heart. Most boys still like things like fighting, which will give him an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.

Sun Dasheng thought that he was being strong, so he made up a lot of content about Silly Taozi's tenacity and forbearance, "Just tell me if it hurts, don't bear it."

The old monkey brought him some medicine picked from the mountains, and the great sage applied some on his face clumsily, "My monkeys are all good fighters, and you didn't lose the fight with them. This skill is not bad. .” The Great Sage praised him while administering the medicine.

Being praised by the Great Sage, Tao Zi was also a little proud, "I learned from my mother! She beat me and my brother much more fiercely than monkeys like you!"

Tao Zi's clothes were almost torn, so Sun Dasheng asked him to take off his clothes, and made him change into a body with leaves. Tao Zi didn't think much, and obediently took off his clothes.

The Great Sage saw that he also had many wounds, large and small, and hurried over with some herbs.

Tao Zi's skin is very white, she looks like a white and soft fish when she is naked, because she is a little chubby, she looks round and round.

The Great Sage originally applied the medicine wholeheartedly, but felt that he could not take it off when he touched it. Why is the skin of peaches different from others? It feels soft, smooth, and tender, and his hands seem to be sucked in I can't take it down.

Taozi was lying on the stone bed, and the hands of the great sage applying the medicine seemed to be in a spa. He squinted his eyes and fell asleep after a while, unaware that the monkey behind him was drooling at his "body".

Sun Dasheng peeked at Silly Taozi's sleep, went straight to the destination with both hands, and quietly took off half of Silly Taozi's white underwear, and as he wished, he saw the soft white butt that Taozi had been hiding all the time.

Hey!

It looks soft and elastic, pink and tender, just like a peach!

Sun Dasheng howled in his heart, and stretched out his hand happily to touch it, when he suddenly found a particularly conspicuous fresh tooth mark on Tao Zi's buttocks, which was still oozing blood.

Someone bit Silly Taozi's ass before him.

This realization made Sun Dasheng extremely angry, he hadn't even bitten it yet... no, he hadn't even seen Silly Taozi's butt, why did anyone bite it! ?

Sun Dasheng stared angrily at the bright red tooth marks on his pink buttocks, thinking that which monkey grandson of his did it, his anger was about to blow off the roof.

"Hmm..." Sun Dasheng's eyes were too sharp. Tao Zi felt a little uneasy in his sleep, and stretched out a hand to scratch his cold ass. In the dream, there was a big dog drooling at his ass. Strange.

In anger, Sun Dasheng honestly took herbal medicine to cover his teeth marks, and then reluctantly pulled up his trousers, sitting on the edge of the bed alone, hugging his chest and sulking.

He didn't consider that his certain attachment to Tao Zi has exceeded a certain limit. The monkey who came out of the stone didn't understand his emotions at this time. He just did what he wanted to do. As for why that thing is like this , he won't think about it.

When Tao Zi woke up, the Great Sage was no longer in the house. The medicine given by the old monkey was very useful, and he felt refreshed after sleeping. He jumped out of bed and changed his clothes, intending to find the Great Sage, but he saw it as soon as he went out Those little monkeys who fought with him hid not far away and peeked at him.

Tao Zi didn't bother to argue with them, so he snorted and walked on his own. The little monkeys didn't seem to be very angry when they saw him, and they seemed to be alive and kicking, so they were relieved, and they puffed up their chests to imitate Tao Zi's appearance. , snorted and went out noisily.

The Great Sage was sitting on his throne drinking, when he turned his head and saw Tao Zi approaching, he patted his side and asked him to sit down, "Is it better?"

"It's all good." Tao Zi nodded, "Why is the Great Sage drinking alone?"

Because of being angry.

Sun Dasheng replied silently in his heart, "Don't fight with others next time, and if you want to fight, wear thicker clothes before going."

Tao Zi: "???"

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