Chapter 15 Angry Ing!
Chapter 15 Angry Ing!
Back in the small bamboo courtyard, Qi Shao searched the entire bamboo courtyard but did not see Zhang's mother, which means that there are only him and Zhang Yu now.
Thinking of Zhang Yu's words just now, Qi Shao was quite frightened in his heart, and slipped back to his room before Zhang Yu had time to do anything, and locked it; because once he locked the door but still let Zhang Yu sneak in , Qi Shao also pushed the closet against the door.
Qi Shao heaved a sigh of relief after checking that the windows were closed tightly again. He drank a cup of herbal tea slowly to quench his thirst before going to bed and resting.
Perhaps it was because he was so tired from walking during the day, Qi Shao's breathing gradually became even, and he was obviously asleep, but only Qi Shao knew that he had that dream again, and dreamed that he was before wearing a book In the evening, I was still reading novels while soaking my feet.
Seeing that "Qi Shao" yawned, rubbed his eyes and was about to rest, Qi Shao took a deep breath and sighed: "Don't sleep and read."
"...I'm tired of talking about this."
Just like the previous few times, "Qi Shao" didn't hear what Qi Shao said, so he turned off the lights and went to bed as usual. Qi Shao picked up the phone next to the bed to unlock it, and clicked on "The Royal Wife".
Qi Shao remembers very clearly that the last time he saw Chapter 22, the following chapters were all blank, with no content at all, but this time he saw that the first 44 chapters were all blank paper, and only the last 22 chapters had words ! ! !
What's the situation? !
Or time limit? ? ?
Qi Shao thought about it carefully. The first time he read it, he could only see the first 22 chapters. The last time he had this dream, if he hadn’t slept but read a book, he would be able to see the middle 22 chapters. I was so sleepy, I just went to bed and lay down to sleep...
This is the third time he has clicked on this novel, and all he can see is the last 22 chapters.
Qi Shao had a vague premonition... He seemed to have accidentally missed the climax chapter of the novel.
This is so fucked up.
--what!
Go to sleep, go to sleep! !
Qi Shao angrily opened the last 22 chapters, watching with tears in his eyes.
The last 22 chapters are the ending part of "The Royal Wife". The protagonist Shou (that is, Shen Yu) is an orthodox imperial power, and finally inherits the throne and becomes the first little brother emperor in the history of the Xia Dynasty. The content after that is mainly Shen Yu, who has succeeded to the throne, and the daily life of love between Shen Yu and the protagonist Gong, this is not so much the main text, it is more accurate to say it is a side story, except for one time when Shen Yu discovered that the protagonist Gong went to a brothel to drink and get angry, most of the rest It's all sweet chapters.
After Qi Shao finished the last 22 chapters, he felt lonely after reading it.
This does not play any guiding role for him, except that the meat is the training/teaching meat, it is better not to watch it!
——But it can’t be said that it’s completely useless.
The protagonist Gong went to the brothel and was caught by the protagonist, Tianyan was furious and carried the protagonist Gong back to the dormitory for more than a month, and finally subdued the "wild and untamed" protagonist Gong, stunned It was half a year without going out of the palace again.
If Qi Shao reveals the consequences of doing this to the protagonist Gong before he goes to the brothel, he may still get some benefits; but the point is that he doesn't even know who the protagonist Gong is now, so where can he reveal the plot to reap the benefits? ?
He forcibly missed the middle chapter of the protagonist Gong Shou's love and hatred. Qi Shao regretted that his intestines were green. The protagonist Shou was okay, at least he knew a name; but he didn't know any information about the protagonist Gong.
The last 22 chapters all use "man" or "His Majesty's man" to refer to the protagonist Gong. The life of the protagonist Gong should not be much easier, and he can't even be rated as a "concubine".
Life is not easy, Qi Shao sighed.
Putting the phone back to its original position, Qi Shao skillfully bumped his forehead against the wall, which woke him up, and then... Then he met Zhang Yu's deep eyes.
Qi Shao was frightened and said "Ah!", and crawled to the foot of the bed cowardly, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Zhang Yu, how did you get in?!" The doors and windows are locked, how did Zhang Yu get in? of? !
Zhang Yu: "Em has the key."
Qi Shao: "..."
(⊙o⊙)
Forget the bad thing about keys.
"Where did Amu Zhang go?" Qi Shao moved slowly to the side of the bed and wanted to get out of bed while speaking, "I didn't see Amu Zhang when I came back."
"Em is in the basement," Zhang Yu silently kicked Qi Shao's boots far away, his phoenix eyes fixed on Qi Shao.
"..."
Qi Shao was stared at by those eyes and trembled in his heart. He resisted the substantive gaze and said, "Zhang Yu, why did you kick my shoes away? I'm going to relieve myself."
I don't know if it was Qi Shao's illusion, but just after he said this, Zhang Yu's eyes lit up, he got up and went out immediately, and when he came back, he had a wooden barrel in his hand, like a chamber pot.
Qi Shao had already put on his boots when Zhang Yu went out, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently when he saw the chamber pot.
It must not be what he thought! ! !
Zhang Yu didn't want to see little Qi Shao! ! !
Definitely Not!Definitely Not! !Certainly not... No, no, Zhang Yu, where are you staring? !
Zhang Yu, who was holding a chamber pot in his hand, stared at Qi Shao's lower abdomen. He didn't know what to think, and his ears turned red.
Qi Shao was embarrassed by Zhang Yu's direct gaze. He subconsciously turned his back to Zhang Yu to avoid Zhang Yu's gaze staring at him somewhere, and walked out of the house with sideways steps.
Zhang Yu didn't stop him, but suddenly he turned around and rushed out of the room like a gust of wind. Qi Shao, who just moved to the door, was blown by the wind brought by Zhang Yu with a dazed expression on his face.
...Wait, he seemed to see Zhang Yu had a nosebleed just now.
Qi Shao's face contorted for a while, he lowered his head and glanced at a certain place on his body, and in his heart, an army of [-] huskies ran wildly past.
Qi Shao was so frightened by Zhang Yu's reaction and the blatant attempt, he didn't even want to go to the toilet, he walked into the kitchen, and went to the basement to find Zhang's mother in a familiar way.
He wants to have a good talk with Zhang Yu's education about Zhang Yu's education, and he can't let Zhang Yu think so wildly, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous...
Qi Shao, who was full of worries, walked to the stone gate, raised his hand and wanted to push the stone gate open, but suddenly heard a strange voice in his ear, um, um, um, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. .
Qi Shao stared blankly at the Shimen in front of him, and quickly withdrew his outstretched hand as if being scalded. The lingering moan in his ear became more and more intense. Left the cellar.
When he returned to the room, he saw Zhang Yu lying on his bed, who seemed to be naked, because Qi Shao saw Zhang Yu's daytime clothes beside the bed.
Qi Shao just glanced at it and immediately turned around to go out, but was inexplicably pulled to the bedside by an invisible force, and fell onto Zhang Yu on the bed with a "plop".
Although separated by a thin quilt, Qi Shao felt that he was no longer clean.
"Qi Shao, let's have a bridal chamber!" Zhang Yu's eyes were bright, and he held two booklets with unknown covers in his hand, "First follow the album you drew, and then follow the album given by Eminem, Eminem said It’s easy to conceive a child that way.”
No wonder Qi Shao looked familiar with that picture album, wasn't that the one he handed over to the storekeeper in the afternoon! ! !
"Why is the album in your hands?" Although this is not the point, Qi Shao wants to know the reason.
Zhang Yu said he bought it.
Qi Shao looked at Zhang Yu's excited little face, and after a moment of weird silence, he suddenly spoke in a difficult tone: "Zhang Yu, you must be the... boss that the shopkeeper said, right?" The one who didn't mention it.
Zhang Yu shook his head and said he was not, "But I paid more money than their boss, so the shopkeeper sold me this booklet."
Qi Shao wanted to cry: "How much money did you spend?"
Zhang Yu stretched out two fingers.
Qi Shao's flesh hurts, "Two taels?!" He said angrily: "The shopkeeper is too shady, only earning one tael of silver!!!"
Zhang Yu said no, "It's 20 taels, Qi Shao."
Qi Shao: "..."
Qi Shao thumped the quilt, wanting to beat up this prodigal child, he almost cried: "Zhang Yu, if you want, I can paint for you, and I will paint for you if you don't charge money, why do you buy it?! "The key is that he only earned one tael for painting albums. Zhang Yu bought it for 20 taels, and the difference of 19 taels was swallowed by dogs!" ! !
So angry! ! !
Qi Shao glared at Zhang Yu, the prodigal son, "Do you know that you are not allowed to buy it next time?" That's not how wealth is spent.
Zhang Yu saw his man almost crying because of the 20 taels of silver, his heart softened, and he laughed cheerfully.
Qi Shao frowned, "I am talking to you seriously, very seriously, you are not allowed to laugh."
Zhang Yu laughed even louder, the soft and waxy laughter was neither too loud nor too small, which made people feel elated.
But Qi Shao, who had just lost 19 taels of silver, became even more angry when he heard it. Anger is a devil. Qi Shao became so courageous in an instant that he stepped forward to cover Zhang Yu's mouth and said fiercely: "Don't laugh, laugh again!" I'll beat you up!" The bear boy was disobedient and he just had to give him a good beating, and he did not miss his Pippi nephew.
Zhang Yu's curved phoenix eyes froze suddenly, and the low smile in his eyes was instantly replaced by the deeper emotions in them. He stretched out his tongue and licked it, just in time to lick Qi Shao's palm covering his mouth.
Qi Shao frowned when he noticed it, and after a moment of daze, he covered it harder, and said angrily, "I don't believe you can still lick it!" As long as he covered it tightly enough...
Zhang Yu's eyes sank, he opened his arms, and directly pulled Qi Shao onto the bed and pressed him under him.
Qi Shao: "???"
"!!!"
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