mousepad-d2 Chapter 31
Chapter 31
On a certain military forum, the latest trending posts are different from previous ones.
The title of the post is not "Analysis of XX-YY Model Weapons", nor "Comparing the actual combat level of the SS Army and the MM Army", but "Talking about No.
In this forum, whose members are almost all men, the "tough guys" of the past have seriously discussed the rationality of Gun Gun as a war pet.
"From the video, it can be seen that this animal named Gungun has good physical fitness and is resistant to beatings."
Rolling pictures are posted ×1.
"Following and coordination are even better."
Rolling pictures are posted ×2.
"He obeys orders too much, he is not afraid of crowds, and he doesn't attack at will. He has a high IQ and is handsome!"
"It seems that it is not a problem to deal with an ordinary adult alone when you grow up."
"I agree. There are almost no shortcomings except that the body looks too round and not majestic enough."
"Upstairs, do you understand what is a confuse tactic?"
Rolling pictures are posted ×N.
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"Anyway, this is the pet that a man should keep. What's the matter with the woman at home always keeping a limp rabbit?"
"I have the ability to tell your wife that."
"Where can I find the second Roll?"
Everyone shut up.Shen posted.
Compared with some men who are cute animals and pretend to be "concerned about military affairs", others have much less routines, which is called simple and direct.
In the circle of the world, the number of attention of "Yuanyuan Gungun" has risen to a huge number in a very short period of time.Although the account owner has always only posted photos and videos without a single word, allowing everyone to guess his identity, even if many people say that he is Major General Mo Qian himself, he still can't get a reply with an expression, but the message area under the account is still extremely lively .
In addition to "major general fans" and "major general rolling fans", there are also "yuanzi fans", although these three groups overlap to a large extent.Major general fans have three languages, cool, handsome, and marry you;
People who didn't know saw the conversation among Yuanzi fans and thought that someone was sick and needed to be sent to the doctor immediately.
As soon as the video of the morning run was released, Gun Gun was subjected to a 360-five-degree analysis.
"Ahh! Xiao Nei's horoscope running is so cute!"
"Cute! Lying on the runway weakly, it looks like a sweet ball that is melting, and the black stuffing is coming out!"
"I can hardly breathe! I really want to hug! I really want to pinch! I really want to rub!"
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"I've always wanted to exercise, but I don't have the willpower. If Gun Gun ran with me, I would definitely run [-] meters a day."
"Me too. I've already made up my mind, so I printed out the back of Major General Mo Qian running rolling on his back, and pasted it on my boyfriend's back, let him run in front, and I followed behind."
"Dear friends, do you want to exercise but have no motivation? Do you want to become a goddess worthy of a male god? Shenma Gym has launched a new "Major General Rolling Accompanying Running Project", and your favorite male god and cutest love Let’s run to happiness together! The top [-] applicants will enjoy a [-]% discount, please consult *********”
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Xiong Mao still doesn't know that his battle pet name has been reconfirmed outside the army, and he doesn't know that he has a group of Yuanzi fans. He is still seriously conceiving the script of the first panda short film.
With the things to be done occupying his mind, he temporarily forgot even the matter of cherishing the time he can still sleep with his parents.
Sitting on the head of the bed, Mo Qian was processing the documents. When he tilted his head, he saw the eyeballs of a certain little guy still rolling under the closed eyelids.Thinking that the light screen that had been adjusted to the lowest brightness still affected his sleep, the man stretched out his right hand and gently covered the little guy's eyes with his wide palm.
Feeling the warmth of the parent's palm, Xiong Mao closed his eyes and leaned his forehead against the man's palm.His thoughts dissipated, and he fell asleep peacefully.
Unlike his peaceful sleep, Mo Qian's brows were furrowed at this moment.
The email from Meier said that someone was coming to the Borg to visit Rolling.If it was an ordinary person, Meier would have rejected it a long time ago, and would not have forwarded the other party's email so formally.Not only could Maier not refuse this person, but Mo Qian himself could not refuse rashly.
It's Professor Sa Luomu, the chief scientist of the Federal Academy of Sciences, a brain power who has almost been promoted to the altar, and a scientific expert who Alves is going to ask for advice when he is about to leave the test halfway.
This person's life experience is somewhat legendary: he was born in a family of guardians, his parents and younger sister were both guardians, he awakened his brain power at the age of 9, entered the Federal Academy of Sciences in his 30s, and made breakthroughs all the way. This man is largely responsible for raising the age to 90, as well as the successful development of the pills that relieve the Guardians from constant pain.
Not only is he dazzling in scientific research, but Professor Salom's personality is also brilliant.For so many years, he has always lived a simple life, and most of the money he earns is either donated to the Guardian Relief Organization or orphans, regardless of race.Up to now, there are more than 300 children who have grown up under his support and entered all walks of life.
It can be said that in the minds of many guardians, he is a god.Other people also deeply respect and even worship him.No one would easily offend such a person.
There is not much connection between the military and the Academy of Sciences. Weapons research and development and personnel training are all independent, and there is no dependence.Because the Academy of Sciences hopes to transfer some supernatural beings to cooperate with experiments from time to time, and the top military officials will deliberately keep away from the Academy of Sciences.In short, for the Academy of Sciences, the military does not dislike it, but it does not like it either.
As a senior general, Mo Qian can be tougher than others when facing the Academy of Sciences.But if Salom personally wrote the letter, the weight of the matter would be different.Not mentioning their respective identities, just from the perspective of the younger generation facing the elders, one should not be too hasty.
The other party's words were very polite: As a scientific researcher who takes exploring the unknown as his lifelong duty, he hopes to come to the Borg star to get to know Gun Gun in a private capacity, and apologize for the inconvenience he will cause.Looks like an old scientist who couldn't resist coming to satisfy his curiosity.
The former Professor Sa Luomu is always close to the people, has no airs at all, is polite to everyone, and is very personable, but this does not mean that Mo Qian, who leads an army, will have a good reputation but never Those who have actually come into contact are unprepared.
Benson, who provoked the rebellion, was the first child adopted by Sa Luomu. After the incident, Sa Luomu took the initiative to accept the investigation, and it was proved that he had nothing to do with him.Although those children are in an adopted relationship with him, he has always only let them call him "teacher" and does not require them to get close to him. He only provides financial and educational help, and there is no self-established group.
Mo Qian is a person who believes in evidence. Although he has doubts about this person in his heart, he will not easily jump to conclusions without solid evidence.He attributed this bad intuition to concerns about Gun Gun's identity. After all, Sa Luomu is a top scientist, and Gun Gun's box hair is still in the military doctor's place.
When he woke up the next morning, Xiong Mao received a difficult task from his parents: in the next few days, he had to play the role of a fierce and clingy child, follow the parents every step of the way, only accept the parents’ feeding, and not let the parents Anyone else touch your body.
For a person who just plans to be a cast member and make some "panda movies", such a role setting is too complicated, parents, aren't you afraid that my acting will collapse?
With that in mind, Xiong Mao nodded quickly.No matter how difficult the parent's request is, it must be fulfilled.
After breakfast that day, Xiong Mao did not start cultural studies immediately. Instead, he turned on his optical brain, searched the Internet for "acting guide", "acting examples", "self-cultivation of an actor", and found "underage" Learn from real children on the forum.
The first thing he learned about his "acting skills" was the combination of dining tables in the center of the cafeteria.
There are several major elements of performance, eyes, movements, and voice.Xiong Mao put all kinds of vegetables in the middle of the multigrain cake, while reviewing the key points he had drawn in his mind.
What is ferocity?Ferocity is imposing, brutal and ruthless.So when the princess said the first sentence to him, he was as cold as a rock and ignored him; When he said the third sentence, he opened his mouth wide, showing his sharp teeth, leaned over his head and roared silently, then raised his sharp claws and pointed at the princess dinner plate, meaning: Shut up, eat quickly!
After everyone laughed and Phoebe yelled "How cute are you today", he couldn't continue acting.The parent silently pushed his rice bucket over, and he concealed his embarrassment by eating heavily.
What is sticky?To be clingy is to stick to others like paste.So in the middle of the meal, he moved over to rub against Mo Qian; He stretched out his fat arms to wrap around the man's neck, and put his bear's head on the man's chin, rubbing it back and forth.
Phoebe asked, "Why is Gun Gun so clingy today?" Xiong Mao was delighted, and it seemed that the performance was on point.
The soldier who was relatively close to the meal went back and told his comrades: "Well, my brother has reached a new level of cuteness today. Oh, those little eyes, that little movement, that little voice, it's so confusing. This pet." And Phoebe has already photographed it the whole process.
In the evening, Xiong Mao waited for Mo Qian to come back, and displayed the words stamped on the light screen with anticipation: How was my performance today?
The parent pondered for a while, and said tactfully, "That's right, it's just that I used too much force."
Xiong Mao assured that he saw the smiling face of the man deliberately turning away!
Well, this is acting very funny.Mr. Panda, who was still immersed in his 50% success just now, was lying on the bed, resting his head on his fat paws, deeply reflecting on how he "exerted too much force".
Looking back from the perspective of the audience, it is not "excessive force", it is simply a convulsion!
"Hmm~~~~!"
The little panda buried its head in its paws, gave a long hum, and vented its urge to bury itself.
Not to mention how he adjusted his acting skills the next day, when it was time for actual combat, he found it was actually very simple.