Small bones

Chapter 1 Little Bones

Crimson Frost Valley, one of the forbidden places in the realm of comprehension.

1000 years ago, there was a battle between good and evil, and the battlefield was here: Twelve Immortal Mountains won, but their vitality was also seriously injured; countless demon cultivators were thrown into the ghost world, facing layers of seals, lingering on their last legs.

The Jiangshuang Valley, which was originally green mountains and green fields, was once reduced to a hell on earth full of bones and evil spirits.There is no spring and autumn in the valley, and there are always heavy gray-blue clouds above the head. Occasionally, weak sunlight penetrates in, and it is also squeezed by the spooky spirit in the mountains to make it foggy.

There is no living thing in Jiangshuang Valley, except for the resentful ghosts and ghosts, there is only a small skeleton.

He is a rare complete skeleton in the valley, and he is extremely fair.

Although the Jiangshuang Valley is full of bones, it is colorful. I don't know what these people experienced before they died. Even the bones are not clean after death. They are red, green, and yellow.

Only the small white bones are crystal white, translucent white, and as white as if carved from a piece of beautiful jade.

He sat on a pile of dead bones, a small one, with rounded shoulder bones like a night pearl, shining through.

Following the faint light, one can see a book on his lap. The book is very ordinary, and the title of the book is extraordinary.

On the cover of the book, which was already very casual, there were a few big characters, which were written in a serious way, and the content was even more serious - "Qin Jiuqing, the chief of Tianyu Mountain whom we were madly infatuated with in those years".

Subtitle: On how the spirits and monsters belonging to the fox family can quickly cultivate immortality.

Signature: Shenxu Zhenren.

Any little white bone who has been to school, even if he only listens to the master's lecture, will find that there is something wrong with this book.What the hell is the title of the book, can the subtitle be more serious, and this signature, wouldn't it be more magnanimous to call him a real person with kidney deficiency?

It's a pity, it's a miracle that Xiao Baigu can read characters, don't force others.

The theme of the book is actually quite simple, and a thick book conscientiously implements a central idea: how to get Qin Jiuqing whoring.

Who is Qin Jiuqing?

The number one leader in the world of comprehension, the youngest chief in the history of Tianyu Mountain, the head of the Twelve Immortal Mountains, and an amazing genius who is rarely seen in ten thousand years. It is said that as long as he lives well, he will definitely become the number one in the way of heaven, and he will be a proper future star.

Highlights: handsome as hell.

Focus on the key points: choose one out of thousands of qualifications, and the best candidate for dual cultivation.

There are many key points: Tianyu Mountain focuses on training objects, who are rich, beautiful, and free, and don't go whoring... Cough, it's a big loss if you don't have dual cultivation!

This is the outline. The content of the book is very detailed.

In the words of Shenxu Zhenren’s introduction, this book is a thought experiment of his. He was afraid that some of his readers would be such unworldly spirits as Little White Bones, so he carefully explained what a thought experiment is.

The so-called thought experiment is to use imagination to carry out realistic deduction, and to conceive things in advance that have not yet happened.

Also known as prophecy.

Shenxu real person said that he is actually called prophecy real person.

Prophecy real!

How arrogant!

The little bones are in awe!

The following is the thought experiment of Shenxu Zhenren. He assumed that a little beauty belonging to the fox demon family would successfully transform into a form and lurk in the world of comprehension. How could he attract Qin Jiuqing's attention in one way or another?

The following is a brief summary of one, two, three, four, five, six and seven provocative tips.

How will the little fox demon capture his heart, climb into his bed, sleep with his people, and cultivate his way?

The following is a detailed description of the various [-] styles on the bed, under the bed, in the wild, in the mountains, in the water, in the water, and in the clouds.

Continuing to assume, if all these are accomplished, then what will the fox demon gain with Qin Jiuqing's magnanimous journey to immortality?

start!It is also the place where Xiaobaigu repeatedly studied.

The cultivation level is high, and I have tasted all kinds of delicacies——

Think of the fried pig’s trotters in sauce, soft, waxy and smooth, melting in the mouth, leaving a fragrance on the lips and teeth, and I just want to eat them all after taking a bite; and the braised lion’s head, the color is bright and moist, the taste is delicious, the entrance is soft and the grains are distinct , with a bowl of snow-white rice...

Little White Bone was so greedy that he clicked his jaw. While staring intently at the descriptions of gourmet food in the book, he stretched out his white and slender finger bones to hold a screaming ghost.

Wraith: "!"

The fingertips of the little white bone pierced the resentful soul, and bursts of ghost energy flowed from the hideous and terrifying resentful soul, pouring into the little white bone like a flood that broke a bank.The ghostly aura is cold and gloomy, and the little white bones are not hindered in the slightest. On the contrary, nourished by the bursts of cold air, the white bones all over the body become more transparent.

What a big resentful soul just disappeared!

The spooky ghosts around were so frightened that they backed up three feet, wishing they could stay far away from this white killer.

Help, someone is eating ghosts...

No, you have bones to eat ghosts!

Xiao Baigu is full of disgust: it is unpalatable, not soft, not delicious, not soft and not grainy.The same food, the same food, why is there such a big gap between the sauce-boiled pig's trotters and the wraith ghost?

Little White Bones tilted his head, staring at the ghost far away.

The ghosts are trembling - eat ghosts and despise ghosts, you are so unreasonable!

Little White Bones was so greedy and aggrieved that he had no choice but to continue studying the divine book.

After Daoist Shenxu wrote thirty pages of recipes, he wiped his saliva and continued to write: "As we all know, Qin Jiuqing's Wanlinggen is an extremely rare and superb physique, and his cultivation speed is thousands of times faster than that of ordinary people. He will enter the Nascent Soul Realm for up to 30 years, and when he cultivates into a Nascent Soul, if you pester him to make friends, have fun...cough, double cultivation, you can also experience double happiness!"

"What is the Nascent Soul, and the avatar. What about the avatar, hey... let me tell you in detail..."

I can't understand this little white bone, skip it.

After a full sixty pages, Shenxu Zhenren concluded: "It's a pity that Qin Jiuqing practiced too fast, and he will hit the realm of transforming gods in 50 years at most. After the Nascent Soul is reunited, there will be no such double stimulation (crossed out) happiness. Hope Young people seize the opportunity and cherish this mere fifty years..."

Little White Bone Notes: The Nascent Soul Stage is the best time for double cultivation, so be sure to grasp it firmly and practice every night!

Reverend Shenxu continued to imagine: "If there is not enough Dao today, there are only a handful of ancestors in the stage of transforming gods. Rao is so poor that he has never slept in the sky... Cough, I have never met such a fairy. What joy is there. I think that happiness is progressive in layers. In the stage of transformation of gods, you can manipulate all things and create aura. One thought of mountains and rivers, one palm of immortals and demons. Such immortals must have more skills. If future generations hope to experience it, remember Leave a pen and ink, and share it with my colleagues."

Little White Bones carefully wrote down: the double cultivation after becoming a god must be written down, and encourage each other with the same sect!

It was another [-] pages for Xiao Baigu to understand, during which Shenxu Daoist even drew a few pictures.

Xiao Baigu tilted his head to look at the two overlapping people, but he still...doesn't understand.It's too abstract, the little white bones have lost their brains, and there is no abstract thinking.

The rest is not very interesting. Master Shen Xu thought about Qin Jiuqing's next hundred years, and thought about the little fox demon who wanted to be immortal and died, and felt that the fox had no other wish for a perfect life.

——Ascension or something, "eating" is not as important!

At the end, he spends a whole chapter admonishing the spirits who are lucky enough to read this book:

"The little demon is weak, and he must transform into a form before he can enter the world of cultivation."

"The world of comprehension is dangerous, don't underestimate any monk."

"Remember, you are the weakest before you have dual cultivation; after dual cultivation, don't show your tail casually, it's very dangerous!"

"Spiritual monsters have a long way to practice, don't rush, start with kissing."

"If you really can't get Qin Jiuqing to whore, you can choose the next best thing. There are many candidates..."

"The candidate list is as follows: Su Yu, a genius in law cultivation, Yun Shaozhao, a rookie in art cultivation, and Yin Hongshang, a genius in sword cultivation..."

Xiao Baigu is not interested in these names, Shenxu Daoist said, to be a person, one must have a dream, and if one wants to eat (whoring), then eating (whoring) is the best!

Putting down the book, Little White Bone already has a goal——

[-]. Spiritual monsters want to eat well, and practice and health preservation are indispensable.

Second, if you want to practice, you must practice both.

[-]. The candidates for dual cultivation should be particular about: good body, great hardware, long-term talent, high potential, profound future, immeasurable future, handsome and brilliant!

Fourth, coincidentally, Qin Jiuqing perfectly meets all the above criteria.

[-]. The first step of double cultivation is to fall in love.

Conclusion: I really want to fall in love with Qin Jiuqing!

After eating fierce ghosts in Jiangshuang Valley and eating the little white bones for who knows how many years, once he had the idea of ​​going out for a walk. There are so many delicious food outside, he wants to go out and taste it!

Qin Jiuqing.

I am coming!

The ambitious little white bones encountered the first problem before leaving the valley——

The real person said that the world of comprehension is terrible, and he will die a miserable death if he does not transform into a human form.

How can I become a human being?

and many more.

What do people look like.

Little Bones: At a loss.

Fortunately, there is no such thing as an unparalleled road, the little bone woke up overnight, and a big person fell from the sky.

It really fell from the sky!

If it weren't for the little white bone with quick eyes and quick hands, pulling ten ghosts to back him up, he would have been smashed.

The real person said that the ghosts without dual cultivation are weak, pitiful and helpless, and will be smashed to pieces if they are not careful.

broken!bone!

terrible!

There are few living things in Jiangshuang Valley, and the ghosts eat the small white bones, but the ghosts are hungry all year round. At this time, there is a delicious food from the sky, and they are drooling. They are not afraid of this white killing god, and they come over to take a bite. .

How could the little white bones let them eat the "specimens" that fell from the sky with great difficulty, one in his left hand and one in his right, and they ate up the ghosts.

Seeing that the killing god was on a rampage, no matter how greedy Li Gui was, he didn't dare to take a step forward.

What do you think.

Isn't it good to live!

If the ghost is dead, it is really dead!

Drive away the resentful spirits and ghosts, and the little white bones can be regarded as seeing the people lying on the ground.

It's a pity that Daoist Shenxu is not here, if he is here, he must exclaim: Fuck him, little bone, fuck him, little bone!

However, Xiao Baigu only knows Qin Jiuqing in the book, not the real Qin Jiuqing.

He didn't even have a human aesthetic.

There's a lot of blood on this man.

The man was born as white as his bones.

and many more.

Little White Bone wants to confirm: "Is this a person?"

He hurriedly took out the divine book, and carefully found out the thousand-character description of Qin Jiuqing by Master Shen Xu.

Ink hair is like a waterfall, like satin, like a cloud.

Little White Bone looked at the person lying down—the hair was black and smooth, but not slippery enough, too much blood and sticky.

Eyebrows are like distant mountains, eyes are like stars, nose bridge is high, thin lips are sexy...

The little white bone looked down—there were eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth!

The neck is slender, the clavicle is bony, the pectoral muscles are firm but not thick, and the texture of the abdominal muscles is clear.

The little bones stretched out his finger bones, which were as clear as cold jade, and counted them one by one: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...eight pack abs!"

Pat, Xiao Baigu closed the book, very happy: "That's right, it's a person!"

So the question is, how does he become him?

Xiao Baigu compared the difference between himself and the person lying down.

He has meat, he doesn't.

He has skin, he doesn't.

Little White Bone had an idea: "It's better to peel off his skin!"