Chapter 11 Don't blame me for being rude
Chapter 11 Don't blame me for being rude
Cheng Ziyao was throwing rubbish at the end of the corridor when he heard Jiang Sui's "Aww" voice trembling at the end, like a puppy being trampled on its tail.
"Take it easy! Want to strangle me?"
Cheng Ziyao entered the door and almost collided with Duan Zhuo who was going out, and then saw Jiang Sui shrinking his neck, his right hand covering the back of his neck, his facial features twisted together, his expression extremely painful.
"What's wrong?" Cheng Ziyao asked.
Jiang Sui repeatedly rubbed the place that Duan Zhuo had squeezed: "I asked him to apply sunscreen for me, and he almost wanted to pinch my flesh off."
Cheng Ziyao glanced at it, and made a happy voice: "Wow, it's all red, it looks like someone planted strawberries, I can't tell he has such strong hands."
"Get out." Jiang Sui went to the bathroom to look in the mirror, and there was indeed a red mark the size of a fingernail. Duan Zhuo squeezed his skin tightly with his fingers, and pulled it hard twice.Not to mention, the marks left behind are really like being sucked by someone.
Jiang Sui wanted to avenge Duan Zhuo, so he ran downstairs, but he had disappeared.
At 07:30, the freshmen gathered in the playground on time, taking the class as the unit. The leader gave a speech on the rostrum, and Jiang Sui's eyes scanned around restlessly.
A male classmate next to him stared at him for a long time and asked, "Are you looking for a girlfriend? Do you want to help you find it together?"
Only then did Jiang Sui's head freeze.
After several leaders delivered their speeches in turn, each class dispersed and stood in line under the command of the instructor.
The instructor who took Jiang along with their class was surnamed Yan. He was about 1.8 meters [-] in height, his skin was tanned, and his two sword eyebrows flew slantingly. At first glance, he looked a bit fierce.
It is said that love comes from the heart, and after a few minutes of getting along, everyone had a premonition that this instructor was not easy to provoke.
Standing in a military posture, some students' fingers were not close to the trouser seam. The instructor took out cards from his pocket and put dozens of cards on his fingers and trouser seam. If one fell, it would be fifty push-ups.
Those who report the wrong number, or those who are not loud enough, have to stand alone, from one to ten, and report the number at the top of their voices until the instructor is satisfied.
It can be seen that Instructor Yan has a lot of experience in leading classes, and he uses the same little tricks to train people.
Anyone who snickers, shakes, or flirts will be picked out.
"Are your limbs newly installed? Can they still be brought together?"
"Put your chest out and draw in your abdomen, draw in your abdomen, can you understand if you draw in your abdomen?"
"Why is your stomach so big at such a young age?"
"Xiaoxiaoxiao, what's so funny? Your belly is not small!"
The instructor passed through the gap between the lines, glanced at Jiang Sui, said nothing, and walked away again.
The temperature was very high. At the beginning, there were leaders sitting in the stands watching with binoculars, but they disappeared after a while, but the attitude of the instructors did not relax because of this.
The sun was scorching, and the sound of counting echoed on the playground, more neat and louder each time.
About an hour later, some classes finally started to rest. There were boxes of mineral water piled up under the shade of the trees. Everyone rushed forward, and the instructor yelled: "Who told you to use the water?"
The whole class suddenly stopped and stood in a mess on the runway, neither walking past nor going back.
"Go back and stand up for me!"
A group of people turned around resentfully.
Jiang Sui just glanced at it, and instantly recognized Duan Zhuo's silhouette. He was too tall, and his walking posture was tall and straight, full of heroism. He was the only one who didn't rush to grab the water, and walked slowly at the end He untied it and shook it back and forth in his hands. From a distance, it looked like he was chasing a flock of ducks.
Jiang Sui was amused by his own brain hole, raised his eyes, met the sharp gaze of instructor Shang Yan, and immediately suppressed his smile.
The instructor followed his gaze and smiled coldly: "What are you laughing at?"
Jiang Sui shook his head: "Nothing."
"It's nothing. You smile like you won the lottery. The female classmate looks pretty, right?"
"It's really not..."
So Jiang Sui was fined to stand for 10 minutes.
In fact, the punishment of standing is nothing at all, but when all the students on the playground are sitting down to rest, he is still standing, which seems abrupt.
Many freshmen around cast curious eyes on him, but Duan Zhuo was not included.
When Jiang Sui saw him, he was sitting on the lawn drinking water, his sleeves were rolled up, his hat was not on, his smooth and full forehead was exposed, and his profile was very beautiful.
There are generally more boys in science majors, and Duan Zhuo's class is also the same, and the shade of the trees is given to female students.The instructors in Duan Zhuo's class are very young, and they are obviously easier to talk to than most instructors, and even play small games with their classmates.
Jiang Sui was far away and couldn't hear what they were talking about, but he knew they were playing a game of numbers.
Duan Zhuo seems not interested in this kind of games, almost standing still, but there seems to be a magnet on his body, every round someone sticks to him and hugs him.
At a certain moment, Duan Zhuo seemed to see him, and his eyes briefly met, and soon Duan Zhuo looked away again.
In the last round, there were only three people left standing, two men and one woman. The instructor issued an order, and the female classmate embraced Duan Zhuo without hesitation, but Duan Zhuo obviously didn't react. posture.
The group of students who were sitting there suddenly boiled up, like the melon-eating crowd watching and booing at the marriage proposal scene.
"He is really destined for girls." Cheng Ziyao's voice floated over faintly.
Jiang Sui knew without asking that he was referring to Duan Zhuo, and everyone was watching his class play games.
Cheng Ziyao unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it to Jiang Sui: "Are you thirsty?"
Only then did Jiang Sui realize that 10 minutes had passed.
The military training ended after five o'clock, and there were no tasks assigned in the evening. Everyone had dinner and went back to bed.
The cafeteria is not far from the library, Duan Zhuo stopped by to borrow two books, and was the last one to go back to his room.
Cheng Ziyao was taking a bath, while Jiang Sui was sitting in front of the computer playing gun games. He was able to operate freely and was full of energy, as if he had never participated in military training at all, but thinking about it, he was able to go out and run laps every day. Definitely nothing.
Jiang Sui paused the game at hand, turned his face and asked, "Why are you back so late?"
This natural tone reminded Duan Zhuo of the scene when he came home late when he was a child and was questioned by his mother.
He said honestly, "I went to borrow a book."
"Just to borrow books?"
"Otherwise." Duan Zhuo put the book on the desk that he originally wanted to put on the bedside, although he didn't understand why he had to prove himself so superfluously.
Jiang Sui continued to play games, but the character died soon. He leaned back in his chair and said expressionlessly, "I saw you playing games with your classmates today."
"Oh, I saw you too." Duan Zhuo said, "You were punished by the instructor to stand."
"..." Jiang Sui quit the game, smiling, "Is it fun to be hugged by a girl?"
Duan Zhuo didn't understand his expression, it seemed to be joking and mocking, as if it was a violation of heaven's rules for him to be hugged by a girl.
In fact, except for the last round, Duan Zhuo didn't remember who he was hugged by, men and women, he rushed forward, and looked down from his perspective - it was just the top of his head that was dark.
The only thing he would notice was that some people's hair was smooth and fluffy, some looked like they hadn't been washed for three days, and the last one had dyed hair, with a few strands of gray-blue mixed in it.
The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and Cheng Ziyao came out wrapped in a bath towel, poked his ears and said, "You're finally back, Brother Sui thought you and your female classmate were right, so we met in the library together."
Duan Zhuo understood why Jiang Sui cared so much about him abnormally as soon as he came back.
"Sorry to disappoint you."
The corners of Jiang Sui's mouth curled up, and he didn't know what the hell was refreshing the interface all the time.
Cheng Ziyao put his arm around Duan Zhuo's shoulder and said, "If I had known earlier, I would have made a big bet with him!"
"Hiss..." There was a sharp needle-like pain in his shoulder, and Duan Zhuo turned his body to avoid it.
"What's wrong?" Cheng Ziyao looked at his neck, "Ah, why is your neck so red, are you allergic?"
"Probably not." The burning sensation on the skin was very unfamiliar to Duan Zhuo, but he remembered what Jiang Sui said when he put on sunscreen early in the morning, "It may be sunburned."
Jiang Sui glanced at him, that gloating look seemed to say: Yes!
This is the first time for Duan Zhuo to encounter this kind of situation. The last time he participated in the military training happened to be consecutively rainy, unlike today, like a salted fish, turned over to dry in the sun.
Through the mirror in the bathroom, he saw his entire red neck, as if he had drunk too much or had an allergy. When he touched it lightly with his fingers, it hurt so badly, and the soft fabric of his clothes turned into rough sandpaper.
He didn't dare to rub it hard in the shower, so he rinsed it hastily and changed into pajamas.
When he went out, Cheng Ziyao was already snoring.Duan Zhuo saw a stick of ointment on the desk, and there was a line on it that literally translates from English to repair after sun exposure.
"Who bought it?" Duan Zhuo asked in a low voice.
"What do you think?" Jiang Sui raised his eyebrows, his expressive facial features seemed to say, hurry up and praise me.
Duan Zhuo thanked him softly. Although he can't accept Jiang Sui's attitude towards feelings, he has to admit that Jiang Sui's personality is really good, generous, frank, careful, and the matter of being pinched in the morning seems to be the same. completely forget.
"Want to paint it for you?" Jiang Sui asked.
Duan Zhuo warned: "I can do it myself."
The ointment that Jiang Sui bought still has a certain effect - Duan Zhuo thought so when he was getting dressed the next day.
The burning sensation is gone, only the sunburned areas are darker and tend to peel.
Jiang Sui asked, "Should I wear sunscreen today?"
Duan Zhuo didn't refuse this time.
"Isn't it okay to be so obedient earlier? My brother has lived two full years longer than you."
Everything is difficult at the beginning. After adapting to the life of military training for a few days, the complaints on the playground have obviously weakened. During the break, more and more classes mingle with the instructors.
In the second week, the students in Duan Zhuo's class dared to encourage the instructor to perform.
The instructor who led their class was surnamed Lin. He hadn't introduced his age before, but later some students heard from other instructors that he joined the army after graduating from junior high school, and he is only in his early 20s today.
Knowing that he was about the same age as the freshman, everyone became more and more courageous. A male classmate directly shouted, "Can the instructor know how to dance street dance?"
Instructor Lin shyly said no, and someone urged him to sing again. Instructor Yan, who had been resting on the basketball hoop, came over and relieved him.
"What are you talking about, let you rest and rest, so much nonsense."
It was a hot day, and the school prepared watermelons for the instructors, and they shared one. Instructor Yan only ate a small piece, and gave the rest to Instructor Lin.
They were all big watermelons weighing seven or eight catties, and if one person could finish them all, Instructor Lin cut them up and distributed them to the students in the class.
Jiang Sui and his class were unhappy, and raised their hands in protest: "The instructor is too partial!"
"Yes! We really want to eat watermelon!"
The other side also shouted: "Give it to us and it's ours!"
Seeing that they were about to confront each other because of a watermelon, Instructor Yan had no choice but to say, "To be fair, let's play a little game."
The rules of the game are very simple. People in two classes sit facing each other, put a piece of watermelon between each two people, and follow the instructions of the instructor to make moves. Whoever moves faster will win.
Everyone has no opinion.
Duan Zhuo and Jiang Sui happened to be the tallest in the class, and they were arranged in a group to fight for melons.
The two sat on the ground, Instructor Lin cut off a piece and placed it in the center, Jiang Sui raised his eyes and saw Duan Zhuo's protruding Adam's apple rolling.
Maybe it was too thirsty, Duan Zhuo's attention was all on the piece of melon, Jiang Sui snapped his fingers, and he came back to his senses.
Jiang Sui has seen Duan Zhuo's stupid appearance in playing games, and he has the chance to win: "The one with a nice voice will be yours."
Duan Zhuo looked disdainful.
After dividing the melons, the instructor whistled: "Listen to my password—"
"Touch your ears."
"Touch your nose."
"Touch the heart."
"Grab the watermelon!"
Jiang Sui and Duan Zhuo reached out their hands almost at the same time. Jiang Sui's fingertips had already touched the skin of the melon.
Jiang Sui was dumbfounded, this reaction, this speed, it seems that he is not the same person as the one who played the group game a few days ago!
Duan Zhuo took a big bite and licked his wet lips to show off: "This melon is too sweet."
Jiang Sui stared blankly, this was the first time Duan Zhuo smiled so heartily in front of him, with a mouthful of small white teeth and deep dimples at the corners of his mouth.
Jiang Sui wasn't very thirsty at first, but when he saw him eating, he became so greedy that he begged cheekily, "How sweet it is, give me a taste."
Duan Zhuo shook his head, blessed with the feeling of victory, the watermelon in his hand became sweeter and sweeter as he ate it, the smile on his mouth deepened, and even his eyes were crooked: "I snatched it with my own ability, you only deserve to drink mineral water."
"Stingy ghost, it's a good thing I've been so kind to you." Jiang Sui listed everything on the spot, "I'll pay off your debts, treat you to breakfast, and buy you sunburn ointment."
Duan Zhuo said, "I paid for the breakfast."
Jiang Suike didn't care so much, rushed forward to grab the melon, Duan Zhuo was startled, backed away in a panic, and shouted: "I've already bitten it!"
"It's okay, I don't dislike you." Jiang Sui had already grasped a corner of the watermelon, lowering his head to bite.
Duan Zhuo was so nervous that his scalp was numb, he desperately pressed Jiang Sui's head and pushed it out.
Two people eat a piece of melon, isn't this an indirect kiss?Cheng Ziyao was just watching from the sidelines, how could this person be so shameless?
"They are all good brothers, don't be stingy, I will buy you a whole one when I go back."
"I do not want."
"Then don't blame me for being rude." Jiang Sui played like a rogue, stretching out his hand to tickle him.
This trick had immediate effect, Duan Zhuo lay down on the ground, his right hand trembling with laughter, he still didn't forget to protect the watermelon, Jiang Sui couldn't eat the watermelon, so he sat down on Duan Zhuo's hip bone, looking for his sensitive position with two prongs.
It turned out that Duan Zhuo was ticklish everywhere, kicked his legs and rolled with laughter when touched, struggled desperately, veins popped out on his neck and temples.
Duan Zhuo's strength was too strong, Jiang Sui gradually couldn't control him, so he had to use his body weight to press him down, to bite the melon in his hand, Duan Zhuo turned over with him, Jiang Sui was thrown to the ground, and again pounce on.
Seeing that it was getting closer and closer to the watermelon, less than a palm away, a shadow shrouded it.
The instructor's deep voice sounded above his head: "What are you two doing?"
The two of them stopped together.
It was Jiang Sui who came to his senses first, pulled his hands out from under Duan Zhuo, brushed the dust off his palms, and said without changing his face, "It's nothing, I just want to taste whether the watermelon is sweet or not."
Around, the students who were so suffocated that the corners of their mouths were stiff finally couldn't help bursting out laughing.
"I have said long ago that comrades in arms must have the spirit of solidarity and cooperation and sharing weal and woe. Look at others, who is like you, rolling on the ground for a piece of watermelon?"
Following the direction of the instructor's finger, all they saw were students who broke a piece of watermelon into two pieces.
Everyone looked at them like clowns, Duan Zhuo's face froze, his heart beat violently due to the unspeakable embarrassment, and he pushed people away violently.
Jiang Sui, who lost his center of gravity, fell to the ground again, clutching his chest and rubbing it.
"You like rolling on the ground, don't you?" The instructor pointed at them with his hips on his hips. "You two, hold me and keep rolling. Roll around the playground and come back!"
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