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Chapter 1 Superstitious Male College Student and His Roommate

Jump right eye jump Choi disaster.

The left and right eyes jump together, it may be that the owner was hit by a car when going out, and the owner paid high medical expenses.

Pooh!Jian Yi pressed his excited right eye, silently dismissed his unlucky thoughts, picked up his bag and looked at the almanac.

Do not travel...

Jian Yi hesitated.

He clearly dreamed last night that someone sent him out and missed the train. He got up early and checked Zhou Gong’s dream interpretation. accomplish.

It's a good sign, he is looking forward to this day.

The roommate who was playing games saw him dawdling for a long time, and couldn't help urging: "Aren't you going to work today? What time is it, are you afraid of being late?"

Jian Yi expressed his inner worries: "All kinds of omens came out today, my left and right eyes jumped at the same time, the almanac said that it is not suitable to go out, but last night I had a dream..."

"Wake up, you are a new socialist youth," the roommate interrupted him impatiently, "you deal with these superstitious people every day, and if you don't go to work, you will work for me at home."

The roommate originally spoke pure Mandarin, and he didn't know who he was playing games with. He was brought up to spit out a Northeast accent occasionally, and it was even more fierce. The cowardly superstitious male college student never dared to talk back to him.

Jian Yi kept silent, said "I'm leaving", and went out.

He is just in his third year, and it is the most leisure time. There were originally four people in the dormitory, one went out with his girlfriend when he was a freshman, and the other was busy with his career all day long and never saw anyone. Only he and a gamer were left. Live together.When he was a sophomore, the gaming house suddenly said to him: "Since there are only two of us left, let's move out."

Although it was very convenient to go out and live in all aspects, Jian Yi didn't have that condition, so he rejected him.

However, he was still kidnapped because the roommate paid the rent, water, electricity, grocery and other expenses, and Jian Yi's task was to do all the housework such as laundry and cooking.

It was only then that Jian Yi realized that the home friend she had been living with was a hidden rich second generation.

One contributes money and the other contributes, plus a year of running-in, life is extremely harmonious.

Except that his roommate was not too pleased with his superstitious behavior.

Jian Yi walked to the gate of the community with anxiety in his heart. There is a traffic light intersection here, which is prone to friction, and there are many small car accidents. He looked left and right, and chose to move only after he was sure the light was green and there were no crazy cars on both sides.

Today's signs are too complicated, he must be careful in every move.

But as soon as he raised his leg, someone patted him on the shoulder from behind: "Little friend, I saw that you have strange bones and extraordinary talents. You are a rare talent in cultivating Taoism..."

Hearing this, Jian Yi felt helpless, and when he turned around, he saw an old man dressed as a standard Taoist priest, with white hair and a childlike face, with a fairy demeanor, and an extremely kind and friendly smile.

Recently, it has been reported in the news that there are many scammers who claim to be good people in Linze, who only defraud the elderly of their property. This is the third scammer he has encountered this week. He is also puzzled, he looks good Cheat or like an old man?

He is superstitious, but he never believed that he would be taken in by a master of Taoism. After all, his fate is bad enough.

But the previous liars were all middle-aged, and it was the first time he saw such an old man come out to cheat.

Why should the old make things difficult for the old?

Jian Yi patiently explained to him: "Old man, I don't believe this. I'm going to teach my child, so I won't chat with you anymore. Goodbye."

The old man's expression didn't change at all, and he didn't intend to let go: "Don't be in such a hurry, young man, let's have a good chat. I have made a divination these days, and you are the one I am destined to find!"

Jian Yi glanced at the time, and could hardly catch the bus: "I'm really sorry, the children in class are still waiting for me, I can't be late, if you want to chat with someone, I will come back from get out of class at [-] p.m., and I will accompany you then can we have a chat?"

He thought to himself that some old widowed family might be lonely, and he thought of this way to talk to someone, so he couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

The old man let go of his hand and said with a smile: "Okay. Don't run away."

Jian Yi said, "I'll just live here, I won't run away."

He turned around and was about to leave, but he heard the voice of the old man behind him: "Your left and right eyes are twitching non-stop today. The dream conflicts with the almanac. The symptoms are complicated. Going out is risky, not only for yourself, but also for the people around you."

Jian Yi staggered and almost bumped into the oncoming bicycle. The owner of the bicycle cursed: "I don't have a brain."

Jian Yi quickly apologized: "I'm sorry!"

The owner rode away angrily.

Jian Yi was still in shock, how, how could she be so accurate!Could it be that he is really a master of Taoism!

It may also be a wild guess. After all, these are signs of superstition known to the public. He must have seen him when he hesitated to cross the road just now, so he deceived himself.

Jian Yi paused slightly, but still strode across the road to wait for the bus.

When he crossed the road safely, he couldn't help but glance back, and the old man had disappeared.

With a chill behind his back, he comforted himself that he must just be walking fast.

It's just that he couldn't help but think back to what the old man said, and the people around him would also be in danger?

The only people around him are roommates, what will happen to the game house, will they be robbed?

The roommate is tall, mighty and majestic, has a bad temper, and fights fiercely. It's not sure who will grab who...

***

The clouds in the sky were dyed rose-colored by the setting sun, and it looked so beautiful, Jian Yi stood by the roadside and couldn't help taking a few photos.

He comes back from get out of class and is waiting for his roommate. This time period is the only time for the game house to go out. He will run two laps to exercise, breathe the stale outdoor air, and then come and go shopping with him. After all, he decides what to eat It's him.

It was exactly six o'clock, and the old man in the morning did not show up.

Maybe it was because he found someone else to chat with, Jian Yi heaved a sigh of relief, and felt a little regretful, after all, the old man was mysterious, and as a superstitious young man, he was actually a little moved.

What if you are really a wise man...

He really wants to practice fortune-telling!It's okay to catch ghosts, after all, he is rather timid, and he would drag his roommate with him in evening class.

He only waited for 2 minutes, and before he could enjoy the sunset enough, he saw his roommate appearing on the other side of the road, and waved to him happily: "Brother Feier——"

The roommate always thought his action was stupid, and didn't want to pay attention to him, so he just nodded slightly as a signal.

When the light is green, the roommate has to come over, and the supermarket is at Jianyi's end.

There is a huge amount of traffic during this time period, and people are very impatient during off-duty hours. Many of them try to cross the red light quickly with a fluke mentality. My roommate passed more than half of the road, and suddenly a black Audi rushed over, and it was about to hit him—— —

The roommate glanced casually, with no intention of avoiding it, and seeing that he was about to be hit, he was pushed away by a person to protect him.

Jian Yi didn't think much at that moment. Although his roommate was very fierce, he was the only person who had treated him so well over the years. He was very grateful and wanted to treat him back with all his heart. Even if something happened to him, he couldn't let his roommate Injuried.

The feeling of the heavy object hitting the body is strong, but not painful, like hitting an inflatable bouncy castle.

The surrounding vehicles and pedestrians couldn't help but stop to observe the traffic accident, which caused a momentary traffic jam.

Jian Yi didn't lose half of his hair, so he went to check on his roommate, who was standing next to him with a sullen face, staring at the driver who got out of the car with indifferent eyes looking at the rough sea.

The driver was a young man in his early twenties. When he got out of the car, he was still aggressive. When he saw the roommate, who was tall, majestic and majestic, and his whole body was exuding the warning "I'm not easy to mess with", he shrank into a weak chicken: "It's really Sorry! Are you all right!"

No matter how good-tempered Jian Yi is, she couldn't help but say harsh words: "Would you like to grow your eyes while driving?"

The driver ignored him and just apologized to his roommate: "I'm sorry, I will pay for your medical expenses!"

Jian Yi: "..." It seems that he is not cruel enough.

When the roommate gets angry, he won't yell and move his hands and feet like ordinary people lose their temper. He is still calm on the outside, but Jian Yi, who has lived with him for more than two years, can see that he is exuding a thick black air from head to toe.

This time it's more serious than ever...

Male college students who have been oppressed for a long time are trembling.

The roommate's eyes fell on the driver's face, and his eyelids moved slightly: "You, drunk driving."

It is an affirmative sentence, not a question sentence.

Jian Yi was stunned, why didn't he smell it.

The driver really messed up: "I, I, I, I didn't..." But the roommate was so aggressive that he was forced to cry, "Please, don't report me, just a little, I can give you money, a lot money!"

The roommate said indifferently: "What do I want money for? Go to the police station." He turned his face and talked to Jian Yi, "Call 0."

"Oh..." Jian Yi reacted and wanted to make a call.

The driver was shocked: "Don't!" As he said that, he reached out to grab Jian Yi's cell phone, but was grabbed by his roommate like a chick, unable to move.

Jian Yi looked at his roommate who was covered with a layer of brilliance by the setting sun, and immediately felt that his image was extremely tall and handsome.

The police came very quickly and did a test. The driver was indeed drunk driving, so they took him away. Jian Yi and his roommate also went to record a statement.

This was Jian Yi's first time getting involved in a game. Fortunately, he had a calm roommate, so he didn't get nervous enough to lose his composure.

When he came out, the sky was already full of stars, Jian Yi was so hungry that he could hardly walk, and the food in the supermarket was not fresh, so he suggested: "Brother Feier, it's too late to go back and make it, so let's eat something outside?"

The roommate's face immediately sank, and he agreed with a "huh".

The two randomly found a roadside stall and ate beef vermicelli soup and fried dumplings.

This day can be described as full of dangers and rich content, and Jian Yi still couldn't calm down when she went home to take a bath.

He was obviously... hit by a car, why didn't he get hurt at all?

My roommate is fine...

That strange old man was right, both he and his roommate had a disaster today.

Is he really a master of Taoism?

I haven't seen him at the time agreed in the afternoon, so I'll try my luck tomorrow morning.

Oh, by the way, my roommate's surname is Lu, and his name is Lucifer.

It may be the bad taste of his family, who gave it such a name.

Jian Yi felt that such a big name was too taboo and unlucky, so he called him Brother Feier.

The roommate is older than him, so it's only natural that he should be called brother, and such a friendly title will also make him feel less stressed.

This is another translation of Lucifer, which is also a small joke.

Brother Feier showed no objection, and acquiesced to the title.

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