They all think I'm a boss

Chapter 101 Excuse me, do you want a black cat today?When the boss's first...

"Well, what's the situation now..."

In the Armed Detective Agency office located on the fourth floor of an old building, Atsushi Nakajima, a new member of the agency, squinted his eyes at a certain little black cat lazily lying on his desk, and the expression on his face changed instantly. It's a bit hard to say.

"You say this is Mr. Dazai?"

He turned his head and looked at the black-haired young man who was leaning in the corner without saying a word, and asked slowly.

Fujikawa looked up at him, but still didn't make a sound, just nodded in response.

"But no matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary black cat..."

Atsushi Nakajima spoke weakly.

Immediately, he looked at the bandages wrapped around the black cat's neck and four legs, and blinked, "Although it is true that Mr. Dazai's iconic bandages are wrapped around its body, it is a little bit of a mistake to say that it is Mr. Dazai just because of this." ..."

Not only the white tiger boy, but other members of the detective agency also have doubts about the little black cat brought by Fujikawa Toki.

Kunikida pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose, and said calmly, "Being able to turn a person into a cat should be something only people with supernatural powers can do, but Dazai himself is immune to all supernatural powers, even if it exists With this kind of supernatural power that can turn people into cats, this kind of supernatural power should not work on Dazai."

Dazai’s supernatural ability—disqualification in the world, can invalidate all abilities that touch the body, no matter what kind of abilities, it is all invalid for him, theoretically speaking, it is impossible for him to be turned into a cat, unless the It is not a person with supernatural powers that he turned into a cat.

But who would be able to do such an unimaginable thing if it wasn't someone with supernatural powers?

The other members basically had the same thoughts as Kunikida. Of course, they didn't think that the boss behind the scene of Honmaru would come here to play jokes on them, so the biggest possibility is that Mr. Fujikawa was played by Mr. Dazai G.

Among the members of the Armed Detective Agency, except for Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko, almost all of them have been cheated by Dazai at least once, and the one who has been cheated the most is naturally his current partner, Mr. Kunikida .

Kunikida pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked at the black-haired young man leaning in the corner solemnly, and told him that according to Dazai's usual style, he was probably tricked by that bastard Dazai.

When he said this, he also pointed his eyes at the other members beside him, telling them to pay attention, lest this Mr. Fujikawa would become angry and smash the entire detective agency after learning the truth.

The other members looked nervously at the black-haired young man leaning in the shadow of the corner. Although none of them had seen Mr. Fujikawa make a move with their own eyes, and they didn't know his strength, but according to the outside world, this man behind the scenes of Honmaru The boss seems to be able to knock down a building with one punch, which is as powerful as a nuclear bomb. If he really gets angry, everyone present will not be able to escape.

Under the nervous gaze of all the members, Fujikawa, who was leaning against the corner, finally moved, and he slowly walked out from the shadows towards this side. Mr. Fujikawa doesn't look angry at the moment, but who knows if this will be the calm before the storm.

Finally, Fujikawa Toki came to their side, and everyone saw him put his right hand into his trouser pocket.

Are you going to take out your pistol?Or hand/grenade/bomb?Or some other new bomb/bomb?

Everyone stared at his right hand motionlessly, holding their breath.

Then, under everyone's vigilant and dignified gaze, Fujikawa took out a...smartphone from his pocket?

Everyone was taken aback, this seemed to be different from what they thought...

Toki Fujikawa didn't know what kind of drama this group of detective agency members automatically made up in their minds in this short period of 1 minute.

He went directly to Atsushi Nakajima's desk, turned on his smartphone and placed it in front of a certain little black cat that was lazily lying on the desk basking in the sun.

The members of the Armed Detective Agency look at me and I look at you, but they don't know what Mr. Fujikawa wants to do.

Immediately, in the bewildered eyes of everyone, the little black cat lying on the table suddenly stretched out its right front paw, and tapped several times on the screen of Fujikawa Shi's phone.

"It, is it typing..."

A certain white tiger boy with good eyesight stared dumbfounded at the black cat lying on his desk. That little black paw was obviously typing on the phone screen, although the typing speed was faster than that of normal humans. Much slower, but he was typing on that phone.

Hearing his words, everyone also turned their attention to the black cat lying on the desk. It happened that at this time, the black cat seemed to have finished work. It silently retracted its paws and continued to lazily Lying lazily on the desk basking in the sun.

Fujikawa Toki picked up the mobile phone that was on the table, glanced at it casually, and then raised the screen to point the screen at the group of detectives on the opposite side.

On the white screen of the smart phone, there are a few lines of small black characters.

[Hello everyone~~~I am your favorite Dazai daya~~~Because of some unknown reason, I have become like this now meowwww, but this appearance is very cute, right, I am about to be cute by myself It’s meow (laughs)]

"..."

The scene suddenly fell into a weird silence, and the members of the detective agency who were still skeptical of Fujikawa Toki's words just now lowered their heads and remained silent.

After a while, Kunikida Doppo spoke first to break the eerie silence. He pushed the mirror frame on the bridge of his nose again, pretending to be calm, and said slowly, "This disgusting way of speaking is really disgusting. In line with that guy's personality, I seem to have heard that bastard Dazai say those words in front of my face."

The other members of the club nodded one after another, expressing that there was something inside.

"So this cat is really Mr. Dazai?"

Atsushi Nakajima is still a little unbelievable, he can't believe that he has always respected?The senior turned out to be like this.

The little black cat lying on the table basking in the sun raised its eyelids, and glanced at the silver-haired boy with its round iris-colored eyes, then slowly grinned at the corner of its mouth.

"It, it just smiled at me..."

Atsushi Nakajima was so frightened that he took a few steps back. It can't be blamed for his timidity, although to some extent this white tiger boy is also a kind of feline creature, barely following the boy lying on the table basking in the sun. The little black cats were of the same kind, but he had never seen a laughing cat.

Oh, except Tom Cat.

Kunikida Doppo glanced at the little black cat lying on the table with a complicated expression. It seemed to be amused by the white tiger boy's reaction just now, and now it is raising its right front paw and covering its mouth in a very humane way, as if it was snickering.

This look is very much like the treacherous look of that bastard Dazai who tricked them once and then secretly laughed.

Kunikida looked back silently, and turned his eyes to the black-haired young man opposite, "Can I trouble you to tell me the ins and outs of the matter?"

After Fujikawa briefly explained the whole matter, the expression on Kunikida's face became more serious.

The detective agency has indeed recently received a commission from the government/government to help them investigate the inexplicable disappearance of Yokohama residents, and the member responsible for investigating this incident is indeed Dazai.

From this point of view, could this black cat really be Dazai?

……

After confirming that Dazai had indeed turned into a cat, the members of the detective agency discussed how to restore Dazai to his original form.

First of all, due to the particularity of Dazai's own physique, the person who turned him into a cat must not be a person with supernatural powers, but apart from people with supernatural abilities, everyone can't think of anyone else who has the ability to turn people into cats.

Ranpo, the only one who could find out the truth, happened to be on a business trip to handle the case, and he would not be back until next week, so Dazai might need to maintain this cat form until the mainstay of the Armed Detective Agency came back.

So now comes the question, if Dazai has always looked like this cat, what should he do in his daily life?

Everyone raised their heads and you looked at me and I looked at you. They all saw the meaning of rejection in each other's eyes, but no one was willing to speak first and say the three words "I refuse".

In the end, Kunikida was the first to break the deadlock.

"Dun."

Kunikida pointed at the silver-haired boy standing aside, "Before Ranpo-san comes back, Dazai will be in your hands."

"Eh?!"

A certain white tiger boy who was publicly named was stunned, "Why me?!"

Kunikida pushed the mirror frame on the bridge of the nose, and said calmly, "Because to a certain extent, you two are now the same kind. Since you are the same kind, your living habits should be more consistent."

"Huh? How could this be..."

The white tiger boy who was forcibly said to be of the same kind looked aggrieved.

At this time, the little black cat that was lying on the table basking in the sun suddenly opened its eyes, raised its right front paw and clicked a few times on the screen of the mobile phone that was placed at his feet when Fujikawa was standing.

Atsushi Nakajima noticed its action, and immediately stepped forward to take a look, only to see a line of black characters left on the white screen.

【The room is too small, refuse meow~】

"Mr. Dazai thinks my room is too small and refuses to live with me."

Atsushi Nakajima picked up Fujikawa Toki's mobile phone and showed it to everyone, with an expression on his face that he didn't know whether he was grateful or speechless.

His room was really small, not to mention that he shared a room with Kyoka, and he usually slept in the closet, so there was no room for Mr. Dazai to live in.

"This bastard, it's good to have a place to live, and he's picky.

Kunikida frowned, and then turned his gaze to Junichiro Tanizaki, "Hey, Tanizaki, I remember you and your sister live in your own house, you should have a vacant room in your house."

"Eh?"

Tanizaki who was called was stunned for a moment, then nodded in a daze, "Hey, there are indeed vacant rooms..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the little black cat typed another line on the screen: [Forbidden love, refuse meow~]

Seeing this line of words, Tanizaki blushed immediately, and lowered his head in embarrassment.

"That Kenji..."

This time, before Kunikida could finish his sentence, Dazai had already typed on the phone screen, and on the white screen it was impressively written [I always feel that I will be used as a food reserve, so I refuse meow~]

"It's enough for you bastard, you can't do this, you can just go to the street and be a stray cat!"

Kunikida stared fiercely at the little black cat lying on the table, if it wasn't for the image of a cat at the moment, he would have gone forward and grabbed his collar and shook it back and forth.

"How is Mr. Kunikida?"

At this time, Atsushi Nakajima suddenly proposed.

"what?!"

Kunikida seemed to have heard the worst joke of the century, and turned his head to stare fiercely at a certain white tiger boy.

Atsushi Nakajima was frightened by his appearance, but he continued to say, "Mr. Kunikida and Mr. Dazai have a very tacit partnership. Compared with other people, Mr. Kunikida I should know more about Mr. Dazai's living habits, and Mr. Kunikida, you still live alone..."

He didn't dare to say the following words, because he clearly felt that the sight of Mr. Kunikida looking at him had become very dangerous, as if he could eat him in the next second.

At this time, Dazai typed another line on the screen [Snoring is too noisy while sleeping, refuse meow~]

Seeing this line of words, Kunikida's tense nerve finally broke, he walked forward in twos and threes, pointed at a certain little black cat lying lazily basking in the sun on the table and yelled.

"Huh? I didn't dislike you at all. Where did you have the face to dislike my snoring too loudly?! By the way, how do you bastard know that I snore in my sleep? Could it be that you bastard installed bugs on me or my house device?!"

After speaking, Kunikida rummaged through himself from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, trying to find out the bug that Dazai had installed on him.

At this time, Yosano Akiko, who was dozing off at the side, said aloud, "Why don't you leave Dazai to me, anyway, I live alone, and my house is quite big."

The scene once again fell into a deathly silence. Even Kunikida, who was still in a state of rage just now, stopped, pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said slowly, "Dazai also did something for the detective agency. Contribution is not enough."

With Yosano Akiko: "???"

"Mr. Dazai."

Atsushi Nakajima looked at a certain little black cat lying on his desk, and asked hesitantly, "What are you going to do?"

He rejected almost all the members of the detective agency. Could it be that he really intends to wander the streets before Mr. Ranpo comes back?

The little black cat raised its eyelids and glanced at him lazily, then it slowly got up from the table, stretched itself, then jumped into someone's arms.

This person was Fujikawa Toki who had just sent it to the detective agency.

"Meow."

The fluffy little black cat nestled in a more comfortable position in Fujikawa Shi's arms, and gave a contented "meow".

"Forehead……"

Atsushi Nakajima was silent for a moment, looked up at the silent black-haired young man opposite, and said slowly, "Mr. Dazai seems to want to live with you, Mr. Fujikawa..."

As if to confirm the words of the white tiger boy, the little black cat nestled in Fujikawa Shi's arms opened his mouth to "meow" again as a response of approval.

Fujikawa lowered his head to look at the little black cat nestled in his arms, the other party was staring at him pitifully with those round iris-colored eyes, the little claws were tightly grasping Fujikawa Shi's sleeves , you can vaguely see the pink and tender pads hidden under the black claws.

Even knowing that this black cat was transformed by Osamu Dazai, Fujikawa Toki is shamefully cute...

……

After Fujikawa Toki left with Osamu Dazai who had turned into a cat, Atsushi Nakajima stared worriedly at the leaving figure of one person and one cat, and turned to look at Kunikida Doppo beside him.

"Is this really okay? Mr. Kunikida."

He said with some hesitation: "Mr. Fujikawa is the leader of the Honmaru. I remember that those people in the Honmaru are a group of master controllers. They have inexplicable hostility towards Mr. Dazai. If they know that this cat is Dazai-san has changed..."

He remembered that the group of people in Honmaru would not give him a good face every time they saw Mr. Dazai, and now Mr. Dazai has become like this, running over now is undoubtedly a cat in the mouth of a tiger, and he will run away if he wants to. no more.

Speaking of tigers, he suddenly thought of those little white tiger cubs in Honmaru. He hadn’t seen them for a while, and he didn’t know what happened to those little tigers. He should have asked Mr. Dazai to find a chance to take some pictures of him earlier.

But think about it, with Mr. Dazai in his current state, he might not be able to take a photo...

"Nothing bad."

Kunikida looked calm.

"Fujikawa was chosen by Dazai on his own initiative. He must have his reasons for doing so."

Although Dazai has always looked unreliable, he has never lost the chain on some key things.

"Too."

Atsushi Nakajima also thought of this, so he temporarily put his heart down and turned around to deal with other things.

……

Holding the little black cat in his arms, Fujikawa Toki didn't go directly back to Honmaru, but walked in another direction.

Halfway through the walk, the little black cat nestled in his arms finally realized something was wrong. Just as he was about to jump out of his arms, Fujikawa grabbed the fleshy flesh around his neck and pulled him back.

"Don't move."

Fujikawa looked down at the restless little black cat in his arms expressionlessly, and said sinisterly.

"If you move around again, I will send you to the pet hospital for neutering."

As soon as these words came out, the little black cat in his arms really settled down a lot, Fujikawa Toki took the opportunity to rua several times on the little black cat's furry head and soft pad.

Well, it feels so good.

A cool red sports car passed by Fujikawa quickly, and stopped suddenly not far ahead. The car slowly retreated to Fujikawa's side, the black windows slowly lowered, and then an orange A red head poked out of the car window.

"Fujikawa?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the black-haired young man in a black sportswear, "Why are you dressed like this?"

Didn't he remember that this person was only wearing his strange priest's uniform all the time?If it wasn't for the iconic fox mask still on his face, he would have barely recognized him.

"Are you going to race around the mountain lane again to relax?"

Fujikawa quietly looked at the orange-haired young man in the car. He was not wearing the black suit he wore at work today, so he was probably on vacation today.

"Anyway, I have nothing to do at home."

He held the steering wheel with one hand and said casually.

"go together?"

He pointed to the empty co-pilot next to him, with a confident smile on the corner of his mouth, "Let you experience my driving skills, it's definitely much more stable than yours."

Last time he gave up the car to this man, but the man was so fierce that he almost drove the car into the sea. If he hadn't used gravity to control the direction of the car, his limited edition Rolls-Royce The phantom had already been dormant at the bottom of the sea at this time.

"no need."

Fujikawa shook his head and refused, "I still have something to do today."

At this time, Mr. Zhongyuan noticed the unknown black object in his arms.

"What is that black lump in your arms?"

Since Fujikawa was also wearing black sportswear today, and the unidentified object in his arms was also pure black, Nakahara Chuya didn't even notice that he was holding a lump in his arms at the beginning.

"cat."

Regardless of the little black cat's struggle, Fujikawa directly pulled it out of his arms and handed it to Mr. Zhongyuan, "Chuya, are you interested in raising a cat?"

When Mr. Nakahara looked at the little black cat he handed over to Fujikawa, he looked at it for a while. I don’t know why the cat’s neck and feet are wrapped in a circle of white bandages. The eyes of ordinary cats are yellow, green, and blue. Most of the cat's eyes are iris-colored for some reason, and the round cat's eyes are full of undisguised disgust at the moment.

This look immediately reminded Mr. Nakahara of some annoying mackerel. When he turned his head to look at Fujikawa beside him, "Where did you get this cat?"

Why does it look so similar to that nasty mackerel?

"Pictured on the roadside."

Fujikawa said nonsense without changing his face, "If you like it, I will give it to you."

As soon as these words came out, both the little black cat and Mr. Zhongyuan immediately changed their faces.

"Who would want such a dirty cat of unknown origin!"

"Meow meow meow meow!"

The negotiations broke down, and Mr. Nakahara drove his limited edition Rolls-Royce Phantom to the Huanshan Highway for racing, while a certain little black cat buried his head in Fujikawa Toki's arms in a bad mood. He just refused to show his face.

There was no way, Fujikawa Toki could only take a certain little black cat who was sulking in his arms and continue walking forward.

Arriving at the door of a certain high-rise apartment, Fujikawa Toki pressed the doorbell familiarly. Not long after, there was a sound of steady footsteps in the house, and then, the door was pulled open from the inside, and a man with an ordinary face The gray-haired youth appeared at the door.

"Fujikawa?"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the black-haired young man who appeared at the door with some doubts, and was stunned when he saw the black sportswear on the young man.

Toki Fujikawa always wore this kind of light black sportswear for the convenience of his actions when he was a killer. Oda Sakunosuke almost thought that he was returning to his old profession.

His face looked a bit haggard, with thick dark circles under his eyes, he hadn't shaved his beard for several days, and there was a bluish-gray stubble on his chin. No need to think about it, he must have been staying up all night again. I'm in a hurry.

Before Oda Sakunosuke asked what Fujikawa Toki was doing here at this time, Fujikawa directly pulled out the little black cat that was nestled in his arms and refused to come out, handed it to him, and said expressionlessly Said: "Excuse me, do you want a black cat today?"