I heard that the school grass wants to mark me

Chapter 6 Chapter 38 Women

When going to bed at night, Yu Xiaoye pulled Yu Wan and said that she wanted to sleep with her. Yu Wan would stay at home for half a month this time, and Yu Xiaoye carried all her pajamas into Yu Wan's bedroom while acting like a baby.

Yu Ling was lying on the bed playing 2048.

When he was a child, he especially liked to play the speeding game. Later, his account was stolen by someone else, and all his clothes were gone. He was so angry that he didn’t play that game for half a year. Later, he found that he didn’t feel like playing the game at the beginning, so he never played it again. played.

His current favorites are those games in the WeChat applet, such as Tetris, 2048, King of Flying Knives, etc., but Yu Ling is also a victorious master. To play a small game, you must break the record in the circle of friends. Stop playing the next one, and when you come back a few days later and see that your record has been broken, you will quickly break one record with your fingers while cursing.

When he opened the mini-game today, he found that several of his records had been broken by a person nicknamed "L". Several records were brushed back.

When he returned to the chat page, he saw messages from several people. The most recent one was from Lin Qing, an emoticon of a baishengsheng dumpling kneeling on the ground and crying. The emoji went back.

Then there was the message from Jiang Lian, Yu Ling opened it blankly and then said "If you don't like me anymore, we can still be friends".

Yu Ling replied to some of the students in class three, and then found that she was pulled into a group called "21 [-]" by Luo Yan. After Yu Ling joined the group, the group name was quickly changed to "[-] women Festival".

Yu Ling: "...What the hell is this?"

Yu Ling clicked on the group member interface, and saw the group business cards such as "Lao Wang", "Shenlong", "babynana", and "Lao Dengtou", and suddenly realized that this is a group from Class [-], "It's amazing, Class [-] is a group." I didn't dare to pull the teacher into the group..." Yu Ling was refreshed by Class Seven again.

At this time, several new messages suddenly appeared in the group.

Yan Tu: @关瑞Why did you change the group name?

Guan Ju: There were 37 people called Sanqi 21 before

Guan Ju: Now 38

Guan Ju: I thought the March [-]th Women's Day would be appropriate.

Yan Tu: Where did the 38 come from...

Yan Tu:! ! !I just saw it!The school girl brought Yu Ling in? !

Jian Xiangyan:!Welcome new members to Class Seven!

Yan Tu:!Welcome new members to Class Seven!

Guan Ju:!Welcome new members to Class Seven!

Li Zhizhi:!Welcome new members to Class Seven!

Du Junyi:!Welcome new members to Class Seven!

……

Yu Ling thought to herself, if there is another one, are you going to change it to Sanjiu Ganmaoling?

Yu Ling followed them and changed the group business card.

Yu Ling: Thank you everyone~^v^~

After passing the verification of a dozen or so friends from "March [-]th Women's Day", Luo Yan sent a message.

"You haven't slept yet?"

"... Brother, what time is it now?"

Luo Yan moved the textbook to the other side of the desk, and glanced at the time on the upper right corner of the phone, it was 09:30.

Little cutie: By the way, why did you tell me that you are in Class [-]?

Little cutie: When I saw you in the classroom today, I was wondering if I fell asleep and sleepwalked...

Cutie: [Screenshot]

Luo Feng opened the picture and took a look.

Yu Lingling: Lin Qing is also in No. [-] Middle School

Yu Lingling: Class ten, which class are you in?

Dog: Class Seventeen

That "Class Seventeen" was circled by Yu Ling with a red pen.

In No. [-] Middle School, there are two Class A classes in each grade of Senior Two and Senior Three, and all the others are parallel classes that are equally distributed according to grades and numbers.

"Ah, I'm looking for the seventh class to join, maybe I made a typo..." Luo Yan looked at the dog head that Yu Ling had remarked for him, raised his eyebrows, and said to himself that you have already remarked me a dog, then I must not be a human being. thing.

In the few days when Luo Yu and Yu Ling just became friends, Yu Ling asked several times a day, "Student Luo Yu, are you free today? Let me treat you to dinner!" Luo Yu looked at Yu Ling's words without even adding a comma. Intuitively, Yu Ling just wanted to invite this meal and quickly pay back the favor and finish the job.So every time Luo Yan took the initiative to ignore the competition trophies and honorary certificates that filled the bookshelf, he prevaricated with the excuse of "I have to go to cram school today" and "I didn't pass the final exam and my mother won't let me go out".

Later, Luo Po thought that this was not going to work, he couldn't keep hiding from his future daughter-in-law, anyway, he started chatting with Yu Ling on the grounds of asking questions.

"I'll just say it! You don't even know what intersection and union are!"

Yu Ling looked at Luo Yan's head with a yellow bell on a blue background, and always felt that she seemed to have overlooked something.

Luo Dian has been called a high-quality Qingbei stock by his teachers since he was a child, and he has never paid much attention to the world of scumbags. The only person around him who can really be called a "crane tail" is Ye Zhen. Ye Zhen's family's business contacts are in K After graduating from junior high school, he went to country K to go to school.Luo Po recalled a question that Ye Zhen often asked him repeatedly in the first three years - what is a function?

So when Luo Yan first pretended to be a scumbag, he took a fill-in-the-blank question on a collection of concepts in his summer homework to ask Yu Ling.

Yu Ling firmly believed in the fact that Luo Dian was a 24k pure gold scumbag.

He didn't know how to coax Yu Ling after he knew the truth, Luo Yan imagined the picture of Yu Ling staring at the innocent puppy, annoyed and jumping around him, staring at the phone casually and giggling.

"Hey, are you chatting with your little friend again?"

Ye Cen held a fruit plate, gently pushed open Luo Peng's bedroom door, and stuck a head in from the outside, with a playful smile on his face and half an apple in his mouth.

Luo Pun was so engrossed in his thoughts that he didn't even hear Ye Cen's knock on the door.

Luo Yan said helplessly: "Mom, why are you here again?"

Ye Cen and Luo Huazheng met when they were in college. The first time Luo Huazheng saw Ye Cen, he fell in love with this silly, sweet girl with a small cut and a pink platycodon skirt. After getting married, Ye Cen became After meeting her rich and wealthy wife, she buys and buys every day or takes her wives to make desserts and drink afternoon tea together.Since Luo Huazheng took over as the president of the Rock Group, countless men and women rushed to get on his bed, but he remained steadfast.Once when Luo Huazheng went back to the hotel, he opened the bedroom door and saw a beautiful woman lying on the bed. He immediately locked the door and dialed 110 with a blank expression. Ye Cen outside made a phone call.

After a few beeps, Ye Cen's voice in Sichuan dialect came from the phone: "Honey, you're a fool, I'm shopping for a bag, I hung up if I had nothing to do..."

Luo Huazheng's voice was almost choked back, he pinched his thigh hard, and cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..."

There was a big commotion that time, and those with long eyes didn't dare to put someone on President Luo's bed anymore, for fear that if someone got upset, they would get ruffled and sent to the police station.

Ye Cen put down the fruit plate that she had almost eaten, "Is it okay for me to take care of my precious son's nightlife? How is it going? Is mommy's precious daughter-in-law settled?"

One day during the summer vacation, Luo Yan was playing with his mobile phone in the living room. When the battery ran out, he put the mobile phone on the coffee table to charge it, and then went to wash the fruit. When the mobile phone vibrated, Ye Cen was watching TV. Ye Cen thought it was his mobile phone, so he didn’t even look at it. I picked up the phone and glanced at it, only to see several messages pop up on the lock screen page:

Little cutie: Luo Feng, you are dead!

Little cutie: You are so cute!Your whole family is adorable!

Little cutie: Besides, I'm cute and I'll bite you to death! !

When Luo Po went back to the living room with the cleaned grapes and the peeled mangosteen, he heard his mother chanting: "My son is going to be successful, I'm going to be a mother-in-law, I'm going to be a grandma, oh my god, see the first What kind of clothes should a daughter-in-law wear..."

He looked like he was bewitched.

Luo Dian: "...Mom, he still doesn't like me."

Ye Cen: "Normal people don't like you."

Luo Dian: "..." It doesn't have to be like this... Is it my real mother?

Ye Cen: "Is it an omega?" Ye Cen asked cautiously.

Luo Yan: "It's a beta." He did not smell any pheromones from Yu Ling at that time.

Ye Cen felt relieved, "I was scared to death, I thought you were looking for an alpha? I'll keep all the fines for you..."

It's no wonder Ye Cen thinks this way, Luo Yan has been like a cold personality since he was a child, and the only people who can play with him are alphas like Xia Heng's Ye Zhen and Bai Wen, Ye Cen was even dazed for a while, I kept staring at Xia Hengzhi, thinking, "This should be my daughter-in-law..." Seeing Bai Wen and Luo Dian sitting together playing games, he hesitated again, "Could it be this?"

Luo Yan naturally didn't know what his mother was thinking day by day, so he smiled when he heard this, "Mom, if Yu Ling is an alpha, then she has to pay a fine."

Ye Cen was surprised, "He's the only one?"

Luo Yan looked serious, "It's him."

"love at first sight?"

"love at first sight."

Luo Yan looked at Ye Cen's messy cut apples, "What nightlife? I'm reading a book, what should you do, my dad should be back soon, maybe you haven't had dinner yet, you can go and ask Aunt Jiang to help make it Bowl of noodles..."

Ye Cen watched a palace fight drama recently, and watched the unruly and willful queen of the palace being framed by concubine Jia and young master B into the cold palace. If you dislike me, I have to treat him better.

So I started calling three times a day to inquire about the health and wellness. Luo Huazheng felt flattered at first, but then he wondered if he was too busy during this time and didn't care much about the family. Was it because his son was mad at his daughter-in-law...

"Yes yes yes, I'll get your dad a bowl of noodles to eat! I want to make it myself!" Ye Cen clapped his hands when he heard this, he also forgot the purpose of coming to Luo Yu, and hurriedly took the fruit plate that was not much left. The building burned the kitchen.

Yu Ling just sent him a sentence "Bye bye little fool" and didn't send any new messages.

Luo Yan put the phone aside, took the textbook that he had just pushed aside, with a look of embarrassment on his face, and he didn't know how many points he would have to take to get rid of the children's established impression that he "doesn't even know what intersection and union are". I was afraid that if I passed the exam, the kid would be so angry that I would ignore him.

Luo Mo recited an ancient poem, put down the textbook again, took the phone to open the search box, and typed, "How to coax children when they are angry?"

After thinking about it, I changed "kid" to "boyfriend" and then "wife".

After typing the word "wife", the corners of Luo Peng's mouth turned up, and he had the tendency to smirk again. He glanced at the bedroom door, and secretly despised himself. He started dreaming before he even started chasing her.

"How can I coax my wife to be angry?"

Luo Peng scrolled through several pages before finding a plausible answer.

The best answer: "First of all, you must take the initiative to admit your mistakes. Whether it is your fault or not, you must admit your mistakes willingly. Second, act like a baby. Although it is best for a woman to live like a baby, but a man will not give up when he acts like a baby. Master this well. The necessary skills, acting like a baby is in your hands, you have it in the world. Finally, and the most important point, the old couple, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the fire is high, kiss and hug, and then go to sleep. Do these three points, keep the medicine until the illness is cured."

"Admit your mistake on your own initiative..." Every time Luo Pun pissed off Yu Ling, he would immediately admit his mistake, which is no problem.

"Acting like a baby..." This is a bit difficult. Luo Yan has never acted like a baby since he was a child. When he was a child, he always said "I want this" to his father when he asked for something. If his father didn't buy it, he would run to his mother and say "I want this but your husband won't buy it for me".Luo Yan thought to himself, Yu Ling is the one who can act like a baby the most, even if he sends a pouting emoji, she wants to hug him and turn around three times, and then kiss him until he cries...

"Old husband and old wife, the moon is dark and the wind is high..." Luo Yan was silent, he could only try his best to realize the first four words first...

Seeing that there were still a few vertical dots in the back, Luo Yan swiped down.

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Luo Yan threw the phone aside, looked down at a certain part of his body, the ninja reached in shamefully and touched it, um, very satisfied, it can guarantee that Yu Lingling will have no worries in her life.

But this touch made something happen.

Luo Yan was reaching a critical point when there were small voices outside, thinking of Yu Ling lying peacefully in his arms, and a head emerging from behind him and smiling heartlessly at him Luo Yan's eyes turned red the moment he vented, and he silently recited Yu Ling's name in his heart.

Luo Yan took out a few pieces of paper to clean himself up, took his pajamas and went to the bathroom to take a shower. When he came out, he could faintly smell the burnt smell seeping in from the crack of his bedroom door, opened the door and went downstairs.

"Dad, what are you eating?"

Luo Yan looked at his father's satisfied and happy face, and then at the lump of paste in the bowl, his calm and steady face in front of his father suddenly cracked, and the corner of his mouth Convulsively complained.

Ye Cen was in the living room wearing a facial mask and watching TV. Hearing this, his ears almost extended to the dining room.

Luo's father wiped away the non-existent tears, "You don't understand, this is love, look at this black truffle-like color, this deer antler-like texture, and this," Luo Huazheng took a big breath, "Smell it, is this smell your mother's deep love for me?"

Luo Dian: "...Dad, can you be normal?"