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Chapter 86

- "Fuck? What do you mean by that???"

- "That scares the hell out of me"

- "Does Big Pig's Trotter often attack Miao Miao while she is sleeping?"

- "I was suddenly shown again?"

Not to mention Ji Hang, Ruan Yi was stunned after speaking.

-"The expression of the big pig's hooves tells me that these two people haven't officially engaged"

In the camera, Ji Hang's face is full of astonishment, and his mood is as complicated as nine bends and eighteen bends.

To be honest, after hearing Ruan Yi's words, Ji Hang first inspected himself two hundred times in his heart, and kept asking himself with his conscience, did he, in the end, do something like stealing relatives while Ruan Yi was sleeping? , He has secretly poked and fantasized about ten thousand times.

No... probably not yet... then what Ruan Yi said is...

- "Translation! Where is my chief translator!"

-"Come here, big pig's trotters: we dare not ask, we dare not say"

- "I never expected that the big pig's hoof is a coward"

- "I'm really stunned, Brother Hang hasn't..."

- "But Miaomiao clearly means..."

- "I really want to cut up this melon and eat it"

- "I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air"

Now Ji Hang feels that he has stopped breathing, his mind is full of his fierce heartbeat, and he is even a little worried that Ruan Yi can hear his heartbeat like a thumping drum through the earphone.

In the silence, it was Ruan Yi who spoke first, with an ordinary smile in his peaceful tone: "You're not the one who dumped the pot like that, isn't it normal for you to have poisoned milk? Have you ever had sex with me?" what relationship."

Ji Hang responded with a few dry smiles in a hurry, continuing Ruan Yi's nonchalance.

With the joint efforts of the two, the atmosphere warmed up in a second. At this time, the barrage really dare not ask or speak.

Ji Hang didn't see anything on the surface, but he was actually confused.

While following Ruan Yi's buttocks and carefully touching the side of the poison, he kept pondering over and over again the sentence that was obviously leaked by Ruan Yi in his heart, and at the end of the pondering, he suddenly became enlightened.

That's right, after getting along for a long time, why did he forget that their little friend Ruan Yi is not a baby at all, he is also a little fox.

What kind of ecstasy soup had he been given before, and he was so sure that Ruan Yi really couldn't receive any signals.

But if you want to say that you have received it, then what about the clothes you changed in front of him...

Don't even ask now, Ji Hang didn't even dare to think about it, he couldn't tell what was going on with Ruan Yi at all.

It may not be obvious from the barrage, but as the person involved, Ji Hang still knows it very well. Don't look at the two of them talking and laughing now, but something inside has changed after all.

This should be considered... a good thing, right?

But obviously, Ji Hang's mind is full of trains at the moment, and he will end up as a water gun monster, a horse gun king.

It was already uncomfortable enough to have a fairy stuck in the final round, and Ji Hang was still drawing beside him, singing the red sunset.

Everyone rushed to the face to return the water, and every time they suppressed the last moment of shock and killed the Jedi, the effect of the program was perfect, but Ruan Yi's complexion was getting worse and worse.

This person's previous level was quite uneven, and he was steady with one shot and one shot. It was obvious that he hadn't completely changed his previous habit of pretending to be chickens in a while.

Ruan Yi mentioned it several times, and Ji Hang responded like a chicken pecking at rice every time, but when it came to performance, it was like suffering from amnesia, which made Ruan Yi want to hit someone very much.

"There is a lone wolf behind the tree on the left, please look for it before you shoot." After Ruan Yi instructed, he was busy throwing grenades in the direction of the fairy.

There are only eight people left on the field, but they haven't managed to enter the circle yet.

But fortunately, the remaining few of them have reached a preliminary consensus in silence, and decided to secure the outside before fighting the inside, and they are throwing grenades at the god right now.

After all, Zhu Xian has almost no chance of winning by fighting with guns. As long as the fairy still has a little desire to act, and doesn't directly see through the wall and kill them all, he can still barely fight.

The battle on the field continued continuously. Although the man jumped up and down, he did not fall down from the beginning to the end.

Ji Hang felt uncomfortable: "This must be unlocked blood."

"I think so too." Ruan Yi pouted.

Lock blood, literal translation is to lock the blood bar, no matter you are blown by wind or rain, he will not move at all, as stable as Mount Tai.

- "How can this be done?"

- "GEGE520, this id must be the Chinese who didn't run away"

- "Why do fellow villagers embarrass fellow villagers"

- "It's the first time I've seen such a harmonious final circle (not"

- "I reckon the people watching him could play a football game"

- "They must be reporting like crazy"

-"Yeah, no one steals, it's all about cheating"

The scene was very anxious for a while, although everyone knew that doing this might not have any effect other than wasting grenades and bullets, but no one stopped.

Ji Hang didn’t have grenades in his bag for a long time to contribute, so he squatted behind a stone and waited for an opportunity to enter the circle. By the way, he started to explain: “But if he really unlocked the blood, he should report it once Sure, with such an intensive firepower attack, his health bar has not dropped, isn't that obvious?"

The second after Ji Hang finished speaking.

[Borasicaga kills GEGE520 with a grenade]

Ji Hang and Ruan Yi: "?"

- "Okay, no matter who these two people are who stole the kiss, in short, these two people kissed for real"

- "I don't understand? What's going on?"

- "Are you talking about blood lock?"

- "Damn it, I've been playing for 2k hours, I've never seen such an efficient report"

- "Brother Hang: Once you report it, you must..."

- "Blue Hole: Received"

- "Reporting detection will force exit, after exiting, the character will lose control and become hang up"

- "Big pig's hooves: who do I want to detect, who can escape?"

-"Correct solution, if you quit after the game starts, the characters in the game will not disappear like when you go offline in an online game"

Ruan Yi also lost his temper because of the quarrel: "Your mouth... How much money did you secretly charge behind our backs? Lan Dong follows you like this."

"I don't have any." Ji Hang also felt that it was simple, "I thought you had to borrow my trumpet today, and charged a few dollars for the trumpet to buy you a little white dress. I just bought a few casually The clothes are gone."

Ruan Yi: "...?"

- "???"

- "Little white dress, is that the little white dress I thought of?"

- "Okay, I understand the blue hole"

- "I used to ask the big pig's trotters to change clothes for me, but he still cried poor every day"

- "Little white dress, a few clothes, not a few dollars... Is this the rich second generation? Look up"

- "I am convinced, you will be rich if you give to Miaomiao, but you will be poor if you give to yourself"

- "Is it the one that FOD used to wear, six thousand or seven thousand? My God"

- "Okay, rich second generation, bully"

Ruan Yi was a little helpless: "Why do you insist on buying that one, just buy a few hundred yuan."

"It looks good." Ji Hang blinked, "Although your account will be released tomorrow, you can also use my trumpet."

"It looks good, why didn't I see you buy it for yourself." Ruan Yi had never bought such an expensive thing for herself.

Ji Hang answered quickly, every word was not like a joke at all: "You look good in your clothes, I'll just rub your clothes on."

Ruan Yi was speechless for a moment, his face was even a little hot, why is this person suddenly serious...

Speaking of which, the custom-made cheongsam had actually been delivered that day, and it was placed in his closet. It was just an accident, so Ruan Yi never told Ji Hang.

After the previous one, the barrage is all cautious now.

-"I……"

-"I don't dare to joke casually now, I will shut down the microphone"

- "Brother Hang obviously said it to Miao Miao, why should I blush?"

- "Hey, there will be a day in the same frame, I firmly believe"

- "At least it's not a stand-alone machine, whisper it"

But the ever-changing battle situation in the finals did not give the two of them much time. After solving the cheat, the lone wolf behind the tree on the left, which had been eyeing the two early, was ready to move.

Anyway, he was the only one left after his teammate died, and if he could take away one more, he would be able to make a steady profit without losing any money. That man, against the recklessness of the local kakao, stuck the two of them out of the circle with his own strength. .

But seeing that the circle is about to shrink, the situation is a bit tricky.

Fortunately, Ruan Yi has sharp eyes: "The people from 308 are after him."

As early as when everyone was besieging Brother Immortal, Ruan Yi locked everyone's position, who could see who, who was the first choice for sniping, all clearly outlined in his heart.

"I'm card 337, the lone wolf on the left is handed over to you." Ruan Yi commanded very calmly.

If they want to enter the circle, they must clear the left and right two, otherwise they will die as soon as they come out from behind the bunker.

Ji Hang also got serious: "What's the problem?"

Ruan Yi reiterated his request again: "I just hope you don't play me, okay?"

Ji Hang looked solemn: "I promise."

1 minute later.

[Fhrueiq4 used AKM to knock down Luckey-Green]

Jihang brand groundhog came out again: "Good boy!!! Help me!!!"

- "Water Gun Monster Hammer"

- "I bet Miaomiao is going to go crazy"

- "I'm not surprised at all, I even want to laugh a little"

Sure enough, as expected by the barrage, Ruan Yi glanced at the poisonous side that was about to outflank his buttocks, and he was frantic for a second: "Can you stop pretending and give it a good fight! It's because my English is not as good as your local ones. Man, misunderstood the meaning of 'Ipromise'!"

It just so happened that 308 shot at the lone wolf on the left, and Ruan Yi threw the last grenade at 337.

It stands to reason that Ji Hang could have killed the lone wolf on the left, and then took advantage of 337's gap to hide from the grenade, and moved into the circle with Ruan Yi.

As a result, a person close at hand was stunned because he emptied a magazine and did not kill him. If he wanted to shoot again, he had to be busy changing the magazine. A subtle gap was killed by the opposite side.

Ji Hang, who was so guilty, just said "I" was interrupted by Ruan Yi, the anger he had accumulated all the way finally reached its peak at this moment, his lungs were about to explode, and he shouted: "What are you! I said please don't play me in the final round!"

Ji Hang, who was obediently lying behind the bunker, moved his mouth, finally chose to give up his defense, and apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry..."

Ruan Yi: "Is it okay to wear glasses for short-sightedness? You really want to kill me. How can you be so lazy when playing a game? Can't you be serious!"

But in fact, Ruan Yi's scolding is scolding, and he still has to go back to save people after scolding.

Although the lone wolf just now was wiped out by 308 after killing Ji Hang, but now the poisonous side has almost shrunk to Ji Hang's feet. It really saved people, whether the two of them can re-enter the circle is another matter.

"Forget it, baby, don't come back to help me, I don't have time to spray medicine." During the words, Ji Hang's voice was full of grievances.

I don't know what happened, Ji Hang's words annoyed Ruan Yi again: "Why are you wronged? You are wronged! You have been in the water all day today, can you rely on it!"

As he said that, the people from 337 tilted their heads and came out from behind the tree to confront Ruan Yi. Naturally, Ruan Yi didn't hesitate at all, so he went past with a bunch of guns.

however……

【YER654 used UMP9 to kill NingMeng-Jimiao】

- "This is,, embarrassing"

- "Miao Miao doesn't cry, mother hugs"

- "It's going to be a different person, Brother Hang must have just thrown back the part just now"

- "It's okay, next time the big pig's trotters are wet, we'll still scold you, and I'll be watery... let's just be watery"

As soon as Ruan Yi died, Ji Hang who fell on the ground naturally also died.

Ruan Yi was caught off guard by his song "Sunset Red", and it was after Ji Hang had been scolded so unceremoniously on the front foot.

Looking at the darkened screen, the air was quiet for a second.

Ji Hang in the camera paused, listening to the boundless silence on the earphone, the long-lost desire to survive with him finally came online.

Everyone saw his thin lips parted slightly, licked his lips and said, "I don't blame you, baby, it's the fault of the Earth's deflection."

- "?"

-"Holy shit hahahahahahahaha"

- "Geostrophic force: ???"

- "After Grandpa Newton, Coriolis' coffin is finally covered"

- "The big pig's hoof is going to kill me laughing!"

- "... who is Coriolis?"

- "The one who proposes that the Earth's rotation is deflected"

The barrage laughed like crazy, but Ruan Yi hadn't recovered from the shame.

Ji Hang continued his efforts, thinking he was smart and came up with an aggressive trick: "How can our Miaomiao kid be a baby who can't afford to lose, isn't it..."

"Excuse me." But Ruan Yi was obviously not fooled, his whole face was flushed, and he admitted decisively, "I'm just a baby who can't afford to lose, I'm leaving."

Ji Hang panicked: "Don't, there is still one more game before four o'clock."

Ruan Yi's voice was calm: "No, I'm going to solo."

Ji Hang breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly connected: "Okay, okay, solo row, it's all my fault for infecting you with the water gun, let's go solo row, solo row."

- "My dear, I'm crying, how about you?"

- "Big pig's hoof: today is also a humble day"

- "So what do those black people who say Miao Miao kneel and lick think orz"

- "But in fact, Miao Miao also loves big pig's trotters!"

- "Why don't you blackmail them both for driving without a license"

- "On how thin the window paper of socialist brotherhood can be"

- "Sell rot and attract fans, it makes sense to focus on this black spot"

-"Then these two people throw their marriage certificates and beat the scum in the face hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

- "I think it's okay, so the script has been written, when shall we arrange it?"

Originally, Ji Hang followed Ruan Yi to go to the solo row with the intention of hitting him with a gun on purpose, so that Ruan Yi could kill himself several times to vent his anger, but he didn't know that this collision would also hit a ghost.

Looking at the person lying under his gun, Ji Hang was at a loss as to what to do, and wished he could call the police on the spot and let 110 handcuff him and take him away.

- "Brother Hang's face is full of the confusion of killing people"

- "I guess the big pig's trotter just didn't want to be too fake, so he fired a few shots symbolically"

- "I didn't expect the fake show to be real, and the anti-killing was successful"

-"Brother Hang: My God...I killed someone..."

- "Camera, please take a close-up of the big pig's hooves looking blankly at him with blood on his hands"

-"Big trotter: woc...how did I slap Miaomiao? I'm a scum!!!"

Facing the silence on the other end of the headset, Ji Hang wiped his face twice, thinking that he could still save him, he tried his best to say, "This matter...it's like this..."

"Is it also the turning force this time?" Ruan Yi interrupted him again, his voice was so calm that it completely lost its elasticity, "Okay, I get it, I'm leaving."

Ji Hang hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, let's start a new game, wait for me to blow myself up..."

"No, it's too embarrassing. The baby who can't afford to lose decided to download it." After speaking, Ruan Yi calmly bid farewell to everyone in the live broadcast room, "See you at one o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

Before Ji Hang could stop him, Ruan Yi closed the studio and left.

In front of the camera, Ji Hang covered his nose with one hand and fell silent, and the barrage also fell silent.

Ji Hang frowned and slowed down for two seconds, and said in a way of tracing back to the source in an incredible way: "I'm thinking about what happened just now, and how I managed to fight back."

Ji Hang: "I'm serious, I really just fired two shots casually."

Said, Ji Hang was silent for another two seconds, his face was full of an old pedant, his voice came out through the palm of his hand muffledly: "I think it's time for me to go offline, I hope that what you see tomorrow is a good one. I am happy."

After the broadcast that day, Ji Hang thought and thought, from going to work to working overtime, and from working overtime to leaving get off work.

In the end, he walked home slowly from the barbecue stand, opened the door and saw Milk sitting at the door to greet him, and the light bulb on Ji Hang's head turned on.

For a moment, Ji Hang's eyes looking at his puppet changed instantly, as if he saw the last straw, with a computer bag in his hand, he bent down and copied their old puppet into it. He put it in his arms, touched its head and touched the ground, it was a pity, and even sent his own face out.

Milk immediately switched from the bewildered state of "Meow Meow Meow? This person took the wrong medicine today" to the extremely resistant "I'm sorry", the two meat pads pressed against his master's handsome face. It's almost shrinking into the neck.

But Ji Hang didn't care, relying on Milk not being able to stretch his claws at him, he desperately rubbed against his furry neck.

Forget it, but you have to torture him: "Other people's puppets are fragrant and soft, why are you so fierce, huh? Why are you so fat? Is the puppet cat that you agreed to be gentle?"

"Meow!" Milk raised his face and heard an angry howl from the evil cat, and he punched Ji Hang's face without any intention of giving up.

Ignoring the movements of his little baby, Ji Hang stretched his arm and hung it in his left arm like holding a baby. With the other hand, he turned around to lead the door of his house, and pushed the flesh on his face while Milk was still holding it. Ma continued to mutter: "You see, you kid is really not honest at all. When you were at Xia Zhu's house some time ago, you still missed my tea and food, huh?"

Milk: "Meow!"

"Don't deny it, it's okay to turn your face and refuse to admit it." Ji Hang was about to touch the phone from his pocket, unlock the lock screen and said, "DORO, show him what this kid looked like last time."

As soon as the voice fell, the phone interface automatically jumped into the album gallery, and the next second, a photo jumped out of the small squares.

Ji Hang held his mobile phone screen in front of Milk's beautiful face and asked, "Did you see that? Huh? Do you know who this is? Who was sick a few days ago and refused to sleep in the cat's bed at night?" , is about to squeeze next to me, huh?"

This was the night when Ji Hang had just returned from the port city and brought Milk home.

I didn't need to turn on the air conditioner, and I could sleep with the windows open for ventilation, but I was so squeezed by Milk that I couldn't sleep. That night, Ji Hang was woken up by the heat, and he slept with a face full of tears. Neck was sweating, the photo that DORO picked out from the album was taken when Ji Hang woke up from the heat.

At that time, Milk found that Ji Hang was up and refused to move the nest, so the little jio squatted inside, and the whole cat just lay on Ji Hang's stomach.

The big fluffy tail covered the small head, and the exposed splayed face was full of grievances. The long hair covered Ji Hang's bare belly. As one of the largest and heaviest contestants among cats, Ji Hang was overwhelmed. I almost didn't come up in one breath.

My heart said why I didn't see you so enthusiastic when I was sleeping. After a long time, I was so calmly trapped in my nest before, it was just pretending, and I just waited for me to fall asleep and then quietly came over.

"I doubt that if I hadn't grabbed you at that time, would you still want to move back to your nest while I was still awake the next morning, huh?" Ji Hang said, raising his hand to hold the A photo recording Milk's crime was sent to Ruan Yi.

Milk just stared at those beautiful blue eyes and watched Ji Hang compose the words below.

- "Baby, our cat is sick QAQ"

- "And now I seem to be infected by it QQAQQ"

When seeing Ji Hang's news, Ruan Yi just came out of the bathroom.

Today, he took Chu to resign with his father and Zhou Shangqing, and the four of them made up the meal they had made last time, which made it a little late.

Originally seeing Ji Hang's first message, Ruan Yi could not resist ignoring him, because judging from the photos, Ruan Yi really felt that this person's abs show was higher than that of a cat.

Also "QAQ", what cuteness is selling, the color of the underwear in the photo is clearly taken, if there is not a cat blocking him, Ruan Yi turned around and gave him an emotional report.

But Ruan Yi saw the "QQAQQ" that Ji Hang was following closely at the bottom, which made him very curious, and by the way, he also had a little worry that he didn't want to admit.

After many days, Ruan Yi, who had never had a cat before and didn't know that cats and humans do not infect each other in most diseases, finally talked to him.

-"What disease?"

The other side returned quickly, just like typing the answer in the input box in advance and waiting for Ruan Yi to take the bait.

-"lovesickness"

Ruan Yi: "..."