Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

Chapter 113

This time, not to mention the barrage, even Ruan Yi felt that Ji Hang was going too far, turned his head and pushed the person away from him. When Ji Hang approached him a few times, Ruan Yi pushed him a few times, until finally he slapped him. face to one side.

It's just that Ruan Yi only used one hand to clean up Ji Hang this time, and the other hand was busy logging into the game, never forgetting the main topic of his live broadcast. Speaking of which, he hadn't touched the game for several days.

In front of the camera, there is a heroic figure, with broken hair on his smooth forehead gently and docilely. His face, which cannot be seen in age, is full of intimacy and playfulness, soft and masculine. A white robe is peony red, tall and straight, with lips There are ruffian smiles all around, even if his handsome face is squeezed out of shape, it can't hide his handsomeness under the surface.

-"Ahhhhhhhhh Miaomiao really exploded!!!"

- "This couple is divorced"

- "I really don't understand, how did this bastard survive until now"

- "These two people kswl...kswl!!!"

- "I've already sharpened my knife to the pig's trotters"

- "Big pig's trotter cheongsam, Miaomiao military uniform, this is the top match for couples!"

- "I said that the two of them are the most suitable cross-dressing, no one will object to me"

- "Why can Miao Miao wear the military uniform like this! Well! Good! Look!"

Ruan Yi devoted himself to the game, and Ji Hang focused on watching everyone's barrage, and said, "Are you kidding me? You Miao Miao don't have anything else in your closet. They're all formal clothes. They're really handsome. Military uniforms are easy to carry." Okay."

Hearing this, Ruan Yi helplessly glanced at a certain person who was addicted to bragging while holding a mobile phone, but said nothing.

But just at this glance, the bullet screen exploded again, full of exclamation marks, "ahhhh" and "kswl", which made Ji Hang extremely disgusted.

He looked at the thick bullet screen covering one layer and curled his lips: "I didn't say that, but your flirtatiousness is too low, Miao Miao just looked at me and you made such a big fuss, that Miao Miao If you want to kiss me like last time, you must..."

But Ji Hang hadn't "can't" finish the following content when he saw the bullet screen refreshed with new content, and he immediately patted the people around him who were focused on waiting for the game update package: "Damn baby, it's on the hot search ?”

Ruan Yi was also taken aback when he heard the words, why was it on the trending search again, and we went over to read the barrage together, only to realize that the keyword on the trending search was "Ji Hang Miao Miao cross-dressing".

In fact, the first thought that came to Ruan Yi's mind at that time was that this was arranged by his teacher Zhong again, but as if he had a feeling, he received a message on his mobile phone.

-"not me"

Ruan Yi looked at the phone screen and blinked dully, and rolled those three words in his heart several times before suddenly realizing that Zhong Yi was also watching the live broadcast of the two of them.

Before he could reply, another bubble appeared over there.

- "The clothes fit you well, you are handsome"

Seeing this, Ruan Yi's face instantly became red.

Originally, Ji Hang looked at the barrage and didn't know. It was only after seeing someone on the barrage asking why their children were blushing that Ji Hang noticed this layer.

Sure enough, Ji Hang turned his head and saw the chat records of Ruan Yi and Zhong Yi.

Facing idol's praise, Ruan Yi politely replied "Thank you", and now he is still looking for cute emoticons in his extremely poor inventory and wants to send them to others.

At the age of three, Hang opened his mouth and immediately pouted enough to hold an oil bottle. He muttered dissatisfiedly: "You never send me this kind of emoji..."

Not to mention this kind of emoticons, even Ruan Yi doesn't send Ji Hang too many emoticons, each time he typed the words by hand, naturally there was no addition.

- "Where is my chief translator!"

- "I just turned up the volume to the maximum and didn't hear what the big pig's hooves were saying"

- "Who is Miao Miao talking to so seriously?"

- "I can smell vinegar through the screen"

- "Miao Miao's current appearance is very similar to me who can't find a suitable emoji for chatting"

- "The translator is late, the translator just went to see the trending search"

-"Damn it, if it wasn't for the trending searches, I wouldn't even know that Big Pig's Trotter and Miao Miao had started broadcasting. I almost missed a million dollars!"

When Ji Hang was finished and looked up again, he was immediately shocked by the heat value in the live broadcast room that could reflect a certain number of viewers. The number jumped up faster than his original lung capacity display instrument.

Everyone in Ji Hang was dumbfounded: "You guys are too exaggerated..."

Reports from passers-by have already begun to appear in the barrage.

- "It's more beautiful than the screenshots on Weibo, my mother"

-"Is this a level ban? Fortunately, my VIP hasn't expired yet"

- "My blood tank is empty!!! Godly beauty!!!"

-"The new passers-by are all lemon VIPs, speak a little more arrogantly (狗头.jpg)"

- "The little brother in military uniform on the left, stop playing with your phone, look up and let us be healthy"

-"Excuse me, how should I play this match, I haven't done a live cp in 800 years"

- "Day, these two sets of clothes are not cheap, do the anchors go all out in order to gain fans in live broadcasts these days?"

- "Double Fly Quote"

- "Little brother, what kind of mobile phone is playing live, it's time to wash it out and open for business"

- "Military uniform smiles, smiles beautifully, I will give you a present"

Seeing this, Ji Hang raised his eyebrows subtly. He originally wanted to chat casually before proceeding to the next session, but now he adjusted the itinerary silently in his heart.

He just didn’t show his face when he spoke, and he still had the same hippie smile when facing the camera: "Is it even on the hot search? You can’t do it like this. In order to protect the minds of more children, I think the two of us will have to talk less in the future. Cameras, yelling 'kswl' at us all day long, not learning how to do it."

Ji Hang paused, and then added with a smile: "By the way, I also engage in hunger marketing. If you haven't watched enough, hurry up and watch it. When I finish broadcasting the advertisement, I will turn off the camera."

Hearing this, Ruan Yi, who was still immersed in chatting with Zhong Yi, was slightly surprised. Although he didn't know what happened, he must be angry when he heard Ji Hang speak in such a tone.

-"What the hell, I'm going to shut it down when I come here"

- "This little brother talks so crazy, I really like it hahahahaha"

-"Still hungry for marketing? Why don't you go to heaven"

- "Ask how much gift can be added to WeChat"

-"Speak weakly, why do I faintly feel that Brother Hang is angry..."

Ji Hangtong turned a blind eye to the various comments on the barrage, and only started the advertising time that Zhong Yi had explained earlier, saying: "Although the film that I cooperated with Chen didn't start until the end of this year, the promotion is now early. It’s a little bit, but what the two of us are wearing today is what we’ll be wearing in the movie.”

Just when the fans in the barrage started to carnival to get the benefits ahead of time, Ji Hang added a sentence later: "But when the time comes, the two of us will change our clothes, and you Miao Miao will wear the cheongsam I am wearing." , I will wear the military uniform that you Miao Miao is wearing."

One word stirred up a thousand waves.

- "My day!!!"

- "Miao Miao wears a cheongsam!"

- "I can say that I'm really tired"

- "Big trotters in military uniform, oh my god"

Thinking that he was going to wear Ji Hang's cheongsam at that time, Ruan Yi's face was steaming again. Although he didn't know why Ji Hang turned off the camera, he also took the initiative to cooperate and said: "Then let's stop here today, let's watch our broadcast PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds."

Then Ruan Yi saw the barrage on the screen and suddenly understood the reason for Ji Hang's anger—it turned out that since someone found it from the hot search, the barrage in the live broadcast room has changed.

- "You have to turn off the camera when you come here specially"

- "What are you doing, it's gone?"

- "Dare to earn advertising fees"

- "So how much did that hot search just cost?"

- "Are anchors so self-willed now, standing up and acting again"

- "It's too polite to wear clothes hahaha"

- "No broadcast? Too unprofessional"

- "You two take off one piece, I'll give you a bunch of presents"

But Ji Hang still smiled without changing his face, and then decisively reached out to turn off the camera.

Ruan Yi touched his thigh reassuringly, but nothing was said.

For a while, the live broadcast room became quiet, and the characters on the game interface did not move for a long time. Many passers-by put question marks on the public screen.

Ruan Yi received another message from Zhong Yi on his mobile phone.

- "Hot searches have been suppressed"

Ruan Yi turned on the screen in his hand to show Ji Hang, and Ji Hang puffed his cheeks and felt angry, and his temper suddenly rose. The worst thing is that this kind of person is accusing at the first opening, and no one asks for it. Look at you.

At this moment, Ruan Yi's steam message box flashed - a friend sent him a message.

But looking at the strange ID, Ruan Yi even forgot when he added it. He thought it was a Korean, but when he clicked on it, it turned out to be Chinese.

- "Miss, do you have a date?"

Ruan Yi didn't think these words meant anything at first, but now he was hit by Hang's three-year-old unhappy anger, Ji Hang raised his hand and replied "No appointment".

Then something happened.

- "Sister, don't be so unfeeling. I'm thirty. How old is my sister? Is she the anchor of Lemon Platform, sister Ji Meow?"

Ruan Yi: "?"

Public barrage: "???"

Is this the encounter with a wretched man...

So all the people in the live broadcast room only listened to their brother Hang's inviolable sneer, and the input method jumped at an amazing speed.

- "The problem is that the age gap is a bit big"

Back there quickly.

- "It's okay, age is not a problem younger sister"

- "I don't mind how old my sister is"

Just when the barrage was collectively complaining, their brother Hang slowly pressed two numbers in the input box and sent it.

- "67"

Ruan Yi: "Poof—"

Barrage: "Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

After Ji Hang posted, he blocked the person, and in a rare educational tone to the people around him: "Don't add friends randomly in the future, do you hear me?"

Ruan Yi was amused by the way he looked at his cheeks, and nodded while smiling: "I see, I see that this id should be a Korean, and he sold his account."

"Surfing the Internet is easy to encounter bad things." Teacher Ji summed up and deepened the theme, "Don't surf with unfamiliar people in the future, and stop losses in time, you know? Especially those who join in the fun and come here to talk nonsense without knowing anything. of."

The smile on the corner of Ruan Yi's mouth froze, he really didn't expect Ji Hang to criticize Sang Huai so directly and openly.

- "?"

- "Come to watch your live broadcast, are you still good?"

- "Brother Hang is really angry (super soft voice"

- "This anchor is a bit interesting, isn't it so taboo to speak?"

- "Emotional intelligence is worrying"

- "Sexy anchor, catch up with customers online"

- "I've been on the hot search for a few times, do you really think of yourself as a character?"

- "What's the situation??? Why do I feel like I've been scolded???"

Although there are fans in the middle who keep swiping the barrage to clear the screen, they can always see a few words.

Ruan Yi originally thought that with Ji Hang's personality, he would be done here, but he didn't know that today Ji Hang really seemed to have taken dynamite, and he opened his mouth with a straight face: "Don't feel it, don't feel it, it's you who are scolding."

As soon as these words were uttered, all kinds of obscenities and obscenities swept across the barrage.

Ruan Yi was stunned by listening, and looked at the man with a slumped jaw in astonishment, raised his hand to turn off the microphone, stroked Ji Hang's back and asked, "What's wrong...so angry all of a sudden?"

As a result, the little boy pouted for a second, turned his head to look at his neatly dressed kid, and said aggrievedly, "They said you..."

Ruan Yi only realized later that he remembered those disrespectful bullet screens, and looked at the people around him with anger and distress, and calmed down: "I have heard this kind of talk on the Internet, and I can't touch it." Let's get angry last time, it's inevitable."

He originally thought that Ji Hang was just getting angry casually, but he didn't know that he had lost his temper.

Then Ji Hang lived up to everyone's expectations and used the standard child's tantrum sentence: "I don't care, they just can't talk about you in front of me, and don't let me hear you if they say it, all get out of my Fairy Castle."

Hearing the end, Ruan Yi burst out laughing, the Fairy Castle is okay.

He pointed to the fans on the screen who started to clear the screen in an organized and disciplined way again, and coaxed Hang Sansui who was angry at their family: "Okay, you come to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, I'll chat with them, huh?"

Hang, a stubborn three-year-old boy, still wanted to persevere, so he sat in his seat without saying a word.

But Ruan Yi was exceptionally patient, and tilted his head to kiss Ji Hang's face: "Huh?"

Hang was still silent at the age of three.

Ruan Yi frowned, and his thin lips fell on Ji Hang's face again, but this time he kissed him twice, and there was already a smile in his voice: "Huh?"

Immediately, Ji Hang couldn't bear it any longer, "rua" jumped on Ruan Yi, took a deep breath on his neck, and then whispered: "I just thought about it, and I think I might have made up for it at noon. I'm a little angry now..."

It's suggestive.

Knowing that the man was coaxed, Ruan Yi pushed the man away with a curl of his lips: "Don't give the sun to shine, play the game well."

You, Ji Hang, are the only ones who get him to take the initiative to chat with people.

Of course Ji Hang knew it in his own mind, so he had no choice but to let it go as soon as he saw it, and grabbed the keyboard and mouse scratching his ears.

Turning on the microphone again, everyone heard their Miao Miao's soft voice: "A certain kid got angry just now, it took a while to coax him, everyone has been waiting for a long time."

- "This is too spoiled!!! I love it"

- "Ah... the big pig's trotters are eaten to death by Miao Miao"

- "The big pig's trotter must have saved the whole world in his previous life"

- "How to coax? Is it just me who cares about this problem (狗头.jpg)"

Ever since he drove Ji Hang to play games, he has been banned from watching the barrage. Although there are still a lot of unfriendly comments in it, Ruan Yi's automatic shielding device has been turned on. He is best at things like nothing happened. At this moment, he smiled at the barrage: "What do Brother Hang usually talk to you about? I haven't chatted so specifically."

-"Ahhhhhh, brother Hang!!!"

- "We talk about everything! Like when will your baby be born!"

- "Listening to Miaomiao calling 'Brother Hang' really feels different (Groundhog screams"

- "I'm crying, how about you, please be angry twice next time, so that we can chat with Miaomiao"

-"I haven't landed after being pregnant for so long, I'm afraid it's not the Nezha I'm pregnant with (funny.jpg)"

- "Look at me, look at me! Miaomiao look at me! I want Cospiberg too!"

Ruan Yi was dazzled by so many bullet screens. When he saw the man who said he wanted Cospiberg, it was like seeing a savior. He took a mobile phone and put a red frame on him, smiling casually. : "If you want to Cospiberg, you can ask any questions."

- "Damn it??? This treatment, I have a lemon"

- "I am crazy about lemons"

- "Ahhh I have a red frame!!!"

With a funny glance in his heart, Ruan Yi caught the person beside him who was playing games and quietly peeping at his screen, and said, "When you finish asking, the frame will be removed, otherwise I will be soured to death by a kid next to me."

-"Hahahahahaha! I want to ask if you have to pass the CATTI duck to apply for Spielberg, crying haha"

"CATTI? It seems to be? In fact, I didn't pay much attention to it." Ruan Yi just applied for it casually at the time, and didn't think much about it.

But Ji Hang is not Ji Hang if he can sit still, he shoots all the little guys in front of him indiscriminately, and asks: "What is CATTI?"

"Professional qualification level for translation..." But before Ruan Yi could finish, the red frame asking the question popped out again.

- "Ah, but the second stroke is so difficult, I dare not take the exam"

Ruan Yi comforted: "It's okay, most MTI graduates can pass it, it's not as difficult as you think."

As the so-called interlacing is like a mountain, now listening to Ruan Yi chatting with people, Ji Hang and most of the barrage are in a state of complete confusion.

But Ji Hang couldn't bear to ask: "What is MTI?"

This time, before Ruan Yi could speak, the barrage came again.

- "But Miao Miao just graduated from a bachelor's degree, and I'm tired of it. When did Miao Miao pass the exam?"

He needed to answer both sides, so Ruan Yi stretched out his hand and pinched Ji Hang's chin to make him turn to the direction of the screen, and said angrily: "MTI is a master's degree in translation. Okay, you play your game, don't stop talking." Pulled my KD value."

After finishing speaking, Ruan Yi answered the barrage question: "I took the exam in my third year. At that time, the teacher asked me if I would take the exam, so I took the exam and passed."

Without waiting for the barrage to speak, Ji Hang said "wow" first, and said with emotion: "Everyone takes the exam for master's degree graduates, but you took the exam in your junior year? You are a master of learning, baby."

Ruan Yi immediately gave him a hard look, signaling him not to interrupt, this is a very serious teaching time.

The person who asked the question in the barrage was also stunned.

- "Mom! It's too strong! I have a professional teacher who used to be a second-bi marking teacher. He said that he might not see one or two pass in a day!"

"How do you know if you can pass the test? Try it. Maybe you'll be as lucky as me and pass it once." Ruan Yi said while pinching Ji Hang's mouth to prevent him from speaking, and continued, "Erbi is right. The requirement for the level of translation is trustworthy and elegant, and both Chinese and English are required. Although you can look up dictionaries, if your vocabulary is not enough, you will definitely not have enough time.”

- "Ah, I know it's spicy! Crab and crab seedlings, I'll give it a try next time QAQ"

Later, Ruan Yi briefly imparted some test experience, but he kept pinching someone's mouth that was ready to move, and didn't give him a chance to open the microphone. This time, he took the initiative to explain without him asking: "Erbi is CATTI!"

Ruan Yi didn't let go of Ji Hang's mouth until all the questions were answered, and just turned his head to meet his big black eyes. Ji Hang's hands had already been removed from the mouse and keyboard.

I don't know when this person ate the chicken quietly, and the interface stayed on the chicken settlement page without exiting, obviously waiting for him to finish his work and ask for praise.

Ruan Yi was amused in his heart, and he didn't know how this person made so many bullet screens cooperate with him to shut up, so he folded his arms and said with a smile: "If you have something to say, just say it."

Ji Hang, who pompously pursed his lips, stretched out his hand and made a gesture of unzipping his mouth after listening to Ruan Yi's words, and tentatively asked, "Can I interrupt?"

Ruan Yi snorted: "You intervene."

Ji Hang grabbed his hand, eyes full of sincerity: "Really?"

Ruan Yi's heart tightened when his hands were clenched, and he felt that this person was about to start getting nervous again, so he raised his eyebrows and said, "If you want to interrupt, just interrupt."

as predicted.

As soon as the words fell, Ji Hang grabbed his hand and put it on the part that felt most inconsistent with his cheongsam, and said innocently to himself, "But I actually asked this question for it."