mousepad-d2 Chapter 9 That Mr. Is Actually an Evil God
Chapter 9 That Mr. Is Actually an Evil God
"That's great." Yinwu Xianle felt happy when he thought of the week's fishing time: "In this way, I can retire at home with peace of mind and let the vest work."
As expected, he still belonged to Ouhuang, and this job was much easier than being a janitor.
[But in essence, aren't you all doing the work? 】
"Shut up." Yin Wuxian's long tone carried a trace of murderous intent: "As long as you don't say it, I'm taking care of myself."
What does the vest's busyness have to do with his body.
[Sorry, I don't know much about human beings, you guys are average, do you call this self-deception? 】
"Do you have mute mode?"
【No】
"Then shut up." Yin Wuxian suggested sincerely.
The toneless string musician who has completed half of this week's workload is holding the camera in his hand, looking at the high-definition photos, closing the camera with satisfaction, calling the waiter, ordering a stack of chocolate mousse, and another glass of iced orange juice, hesitating for a few seconds : "Forget it, replace it with hot milk... No, another cup of hot milk, I want two drinks, thank you."
I want to drink iced drinks, but... Otonashi Xianle covers her head tiredly, blue hair leaking from her fingertips, why is Scotland's broken thoughts so brainwashed.
Obviously, there is no Scotland in this world.
[With all due respect, alternation of hot and cold will cause stomach problems more easily]
"But I want to drink ice." Yin Wuxian recalled the mug he kept in the duty room of the port mafia: "Scotland failed to quit my ice addiction for eight years, you give it up."
[Your thermos is oolong tea taken out of the refrigerator, and there are three extra pieces of ice, please don’t think so much about your health]
"You monitor me." Yinwu Xianle lazily accused: "You are perverted."
[The system will always be with you, it cannot be called monitoring]
together forever?
The young man's light gray pupils rolled, and an unconscious smile appeared on his lips: "Forever, sounds good."
[According to the analysis, your heartbeat index for the word "forever" has reached the point of "love at first sight" just now]
【I understand your preferences】
"...Shut up." Yin Wuxian Yue put the camera from the table into the bag, and then threw it on the ground to make room for the waiter who came to serve the food: "Do you know what it means to examine Duodu?"
[I am data, without human EQ, I will not speak sweet words, so I will not deceive you]
"With all due respect, your IQ is not too high either." Yin Wuxian Yue pulled back the long hair that had just been unknowingly brushed in front of him, and tied it into a ponytail again: "It's really disgusting that you hate me."
【But you are not angry, but enjoy it】
"This shows that I have a good temper. Another person can't help complaining to you."
【Sorry, there is no complaint channel in the system】
“…”
Yin Wuxian looked at the sweets and drinks that were placed on the table by the waiter. He sipped a spoonful of mousse sprinkled with fine cocoa powder, and then pushed the orange juice aside: "Then drink the milk first." alright."
After all, this body is only 19 years old and still a minor, so it needs to nourish its stomach well.
He involuntarily used his sharp canine teeth to grind the straw brought by the hot milk, sucking the warm liquid along the way, Yin Wuxian said with emotion: "I still like iced drinks."
【What are you going to do next】
"After dinner, go back to sleep, concentrate on manipulating Funagawa Asaka to find the red hairpin, and go to Haifang Hotel at night to complete the other half of my work for this week."
【You are really a master of time management】
"What did you say?"
【Praise you for managing your time in an orderly manner seems to be a famous saying of a flower grower】
Having read many ancient books of Zhonghuajia, Yin Wuxian, who is familiar with proverbs and idioms, slowly put out a question mark: "Why haven't I heard it?"
【Is this not normal? There are so many famous quotes from flower growers, even the flower growers can’t hear them all, let alone you】
"Although, but... I think you are scolding me." Yinwu Xianle said sincerely: "That master, isn't it really a curse word?"
【Your illusion】
Armed Detective Agency, reception room.
The girl in the detective costume was kneeling on the sofa, and she was sitting with the famous detective on the opposite side. The two of them stared at the things placed in the middle of the sofa with serious expressions.
What makes these two IQ ceilings so preoccupied?
Osamu Dazai passed by, and was also attracted by the things in front of the two of them, squatting in the middle of the sofa and staring.
Funagawa Asaka frowned, she had no time to pay attention to Osamu Dazai's sudden joining.
Edogawa Ranpo didn't have time to pay attention to Osamu Dazai's intrusion, and didn't even blink his eyes.
Junichiro Tanizaki passed by with the document in his arms, and seeing the actions of the three, he couldn't help but stop. The boy with an orange sweater around his waist had a complicated expression, and couldn't help but say, "That, Mr. Ranpo, Mr. Dazai, Miss Asaka, Why are you staring at a box of dim sum?"
Funagawa Asaka raised her head subconsciously: "It's because..."
Her words stopped abruptly, and she suddenly realized that she didn't need to explain to Junichiro Tanizaki who was a stranger.
Edogawa Ranpo clapped his hands and smiled happily: "Victory for a famous detective!"
He picked up the box of snacks, put it in his arms, grabbed a piece and took a bite, not caring what Junichiro Tanizaki meant.
"Mr. Ranpo and Asaka-chan are playing a game where whoever moves first loses." Osamu Dazai stood up from the ground and stretched his knees: "I think it's very interesting, so I came here to watch it together."
"Dim sum without you." Edogawa Ranpo Bai Dazai glanced: "Join the game halfway."
He crossed his hands, holding the bitten snack in one hand, with a serious expression: "Daba."
Funagawa Asaka was full of remorse, her pretty face wrinkled into a ball: "I shouldn't have lost..." She suddenly thought of something.
Funagawa Asaka looked at Edogawa Ranpo viciously: "You did it on purpose."
Edogawa's complacent movements froze, and he was inexplicably guilty. The green-eyed detective reluctantly pushed the box full of snacks to Funagawa Asaka: "It's not cheating, forget it, Mr. Detective has a lot of them, just feed them to you."
Tanizaki Junichiro had a question mark on his face.
Osamu Dazai kindly translated: "Because Gu Qi was just called by Ms. Haruno to process the documents. To complete that job, I need to go to the database to get things. Counting the time needed for the materials, it takes half an hour. Within half an hour, Gu Qi must If you pass by here, with Gu Qi's character, you will definitely ask, and if you count Qian Xiangjiang's character."
He looked at Edogawa Ranpo and Funagawa Asaka with a smile: "Mr. Ranpo will win this game from the very beginning."
Tanizaki Junichiro gave up thinking, nodded sluggishly, and then ran away in a panic after hearing Dazai Osamu's work: "It's over, Ms. Haruno is still waiting for the information."
After Osamu Dazai finished the translation, Funagawa Asaka became even more angry. The young detective was full of anger, and bit the snack that the famous detective used to make amends, with such force that she seemed to be biting the flesh of some childish ghost.
Edogawa pinched his waist like a bluff in Luanpo: "Qianxiangjiang's character weakness, you can see it at a glance, the famous detective is here to help you rectify it!"
He reached out his hand resentfully, and touched Miss Detective's head: "Genius doesn't need to care so much about other people's eyes, idiot."
"I'm used to it..." Funagawa Asaka muttered in a low voice, "It's not my fault to be polite."
"It's not wrong to be polite, but Qian Xiangjiang, you are definitely a third-rate detective who will explain the process of solving the case to those idiots at the scene of the crime." Edogawa said in a flustered voice: "As an assistant with a mind similar to that of a famous detective Miss, doing the babysitting service of a third-rate detective is just discrediting a famous detective."
Edogawa Ranpo, a famous detective with the ability to see through the truth at a glance, his motto is, as long as I am well, everything will be well, never care about the world's eyes, and do what I want.
Just now he found an assistant who could keep up with his rhythm and tell the truth without a word. However, he found that his assistant had a huge flaw in her personality.
That is to be gentle and humble like ordinary people.
How can a genius not be arrogant.
Especially a genius of Funagawa Asaka's level.
But the fact is that she only has the confidence and vitality when she is facing Dazai Osamu Edogawa Ranpo. When getting along with others, she will unconsciously show flattery, alienation and politeness, and a little too cautious.
Funagawa Asaka's ambivalence was discovered by Edogawa Ranpo when she met the Tanizaki brothers and sisters.
I don't know why, but...
If a person is not confident, [-]% of them can find faults in his original family.
A clever genius like a monster, if no one pampers, no one teaches...
"The guardian of Qianxiangjiang is not responsible at all." Edogawa Ranpo ate some dim sum, and lazily commented: "Would you like to change the guardian, the famous detective can give you half of the president."
Just like dim sum, should it be cut horizontally or vertically?
The president doesn't seem to be able to cut... the detective and Asaka-chan are on the left and right.
"No." Funagawa Asaka said with a serious face, "Mr. is very kind to me, but there are so many people under his command, and Asaka is the most insignificant. I am grateful to get his occasional attention, and I dare not expect more. .”
There are so many people under his command?
An existence like Funagawa Asaka is actually just an insignificant one?
Osamu Dazai wanted to ask something, but Funagawa Asaka realized that she had blurted out something unnecessary, and quickly covered her mouth: "Anyway, sir is fine, I don't need to change my guardian."
The girl with a delicate face didn't know what to think of, two clusters of pink were attached to her cheeks, and there was a trace of fanaticism in her emerald green eyes: "Mr. Sheila, I'm not alive at all."
Edogawa opened his eyes randomly, and exchanged a glance with Osamu Dazai. The two wise men thought about something.
When Funagawa Asaka advanced that gentleman, the inferiority complex in her words almost overflowed. She was obviously a talented girl, but she used such a humble attitude to belittle herself to nothing, she was like a brainwashed fanatic.
'That gentleman' is the heinous evil god.