Chapter 20 My Shower Gel Is Super Expensive
Chapter 20 My Shower Gel Is Super Expensive
The two were quiet for 3 minutes, and Tiaoye Caiju finally couldn't help but said: "I'm Tiaoye Caiju, what's your name?"
After speaking, he felt right.
It's his specialty to directly interrogate suspects. Who was that guy just sitting around looking for topics just like the stupefied kid?
This ghost ability even affected his brain.
When he finds out why something is wrong with him, if it is related to him, Tiaoye Caiju vows that he will throw the opposite person into the torture room and torture him, so as to vent his recent crimes.
With such a nice voice, the screams must be different from those vulgar prisoners who are social cancers.
Yin Wuxian was stunned, and looked away from the stage, as if he just remembered that there was a stranger sitting next to him: "I am Yin Wuxian."
[He finally couldn't help it anymore] The system sighed: [The tempter is finally tempted, and he will know what he wants to do immediately, do you want to bet, I'll bet on strike up]
There is no sound system without strings.
"Otono-kun, can I call you that?" Tiaoye Caiju was thinking about the inhumane torture techniques, but his face had a perfect smile, his eyes were slightly squinted, like red plums in the snow, which made people feel good: "What a nice name, are you from a musical family?"
"No." Yin Wuxian shook his head: "Don't look at the name, in fact, I'm a complete tone idiot. Others are incomplete, and I don't even have the fifth tone."
The song he sang was jokingly referred to by Bourbon as the mental torture commonly used in torture. To comfort him, Scotland specially recorded a singing of the boy behind Mori Kogoro for comparison.
Originally, the Yinwu strings were all coaxed, but Bourbon said casually, that boy has an absolute sense of pitch, but his singing is terrible, and his playing of musical instruments is excellent. Yinwu strings are purely insulated from all music-related things.
This dog information dealer, his mouth is so cheap, his teeth are itchy, and he can't wait to pick up a Scottish bass and smash him to death.
Then, there was no string music holding his chin, drinking the milk tea that was stuffed into his hand by Scotland, and watching the peerless drama of Scotland beating up Bourbon.
Although Scotland's original intention was to fear that he would be angry and do something to the outspoken Bourbon, Yin Wuxian was quite happy.
The feeling of being protected and comforted and supported by others can only be given to him by Scotland.
Tiao Ye Caiju was amused: "Otowu-kun's voice is so beautiful, how could he be a sound idiot?"
"A good voice and a good singing are completely different things. Believe me, you won't want to hear me sing a part." Yin Wuxian made a joke: "According to my friend, my songs can be used as a spirit in the torture room." Interfering props."
Tiaoye Caiju heard about it and made a joke: "The more you say that, the more curious you are, I really want to have a chance to hear it."
Seeing Yin Wuxian shaking his head, he naturally changed the subject: "What does Yin Wu-kun do?"
"Work?" Yin Wuxian Yue didn't expect him to ask such a question suddenly, and replied somewhat unnaturally: "Is it my job, an ordinary social animal that can't be on the stage?"
"Ordinary social animal?" Tiaoye Caiju tilted his head, as if he was really curious: "Otonashi-kun must be very rich, the shower gel on your body should be Odan's peony fragrance."
Because Tiaoye Caiju's sense of smell is several times better than that of ordinary people, he can smell Yin Wuxian's body.
The smell of seafood, the fragrance of coconut, the smell of fried food, the strong smell of peony scented body wash, and the scent of lavender, and the smell of stacking clothes that cannot be covered by laundry detergent in the warehouse.
It's messy, but not bad, should have showered within two hours, no bad smell of sweat.
"Ou Dan?" Yin Wuxian really didn't know what brand Ou Dan was. After all, the safe house equipped with the system was basically the same as what he used in his previous life.
The toiletries in his previous life, before he met Scotland, he went to the supermarket to wander around and buy what he could buy. After meeting Scotland, the young tame of Scotland dyed bourbon and taught him how to waste organization funds. , never look at the sign.
"French brands cost tens of thousands of yen for a small stick." Tiaoye Caiju raised his eyebrows listening to the heartbeat of Yin Wuxian, "Because the seniors in our unit are obsessed with this brand, so I I understand."
It's just because Fukuji Sakurachi casually boasted that Okura Yeko's body wash is similar to cherry blossoms. Okura Yeko can't wait to wash it ten times a day, apply Odan's cherry blossom body wash all over, and sweat...
For ordinary people, it is fragrant and pleasant, but for Tiaoye Caiju, it is a torture of suffocation.
The key is that you can't win yet, and you dare not give your opinion.
Life is not easy, sighs the king of ignorance.
"Is it so expensive?" Yin Wuxian was a little surprised, and then he covered up what he blurted out: "No, what I mean is, I don't look at the brand when I buy things."
Tiaoye Caiju was attracted by Otonashi's rhetoric: "Although it's not very polite, but... Is Otonashi-kun taken care of?"
"Ahem." Yin Wuxian was shocked by Tiaoye Caiju's words, the peach-blossom and round-eyed youth widened his eyes, and explained in a panic: "What, why do you think so."
"Isn't it?" Tiaoye Caiju tilted his head: "That is, he is doing a very profitable job, or has he made a fortune recently?"
Yin Wuxian was a little impatient, he bit his lower lip: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Sorry, because I can't see, so my sense of smell is a little more sensitive than others." Tiaoye Caiju smiled apologetically: "I can smell the quality of the suit on Otonashi-kun's body is not high, but I use that kind of gold-like bathing suit." Liquid, the smell is a bit strong, I have bathed in the past two or three hours, and I still have the smell of lavender incense in the presidential suite of Haifang Hotel, so..." I guessed that it was being kept.
The quality of the suit is not high, because it is the work clothes of the port mafia, as to why you wear work clothes to go out...
In the words of the system, it is convenient to move.
[Those who wear black suits are either mafia or cowherds. The former is convenient to do things, and if they are caught, some timid people dare not take care of them. Said it was door-to-door sales of special services]
As for the scent of lavender, did you get it when you went to the special service....... installed the bug?
[This guy really is a dog] The system complained: [However, with his tentative method, he can't really smell the murderer's scent, right?]
"Being adopted, how is that possible? It's because of the death of the parents. The compensation from the insurance company is considered a sudden wealth..." Yin Wuxian laughed a few times, and then became emotional: "As for why you take a bath before going out, I got angry when I said this. Around noon, when I was going out to work, I was splashed with dirty water by a stranger. He still didn’t apologize, and I was blind. If it weren’t for my responsibility... something important I didn't care about him, hum."
The young man frowned, looking angrier as he thought about it: "That guy, he must be a fugitive murderer, he doesn't look like a good person."
Tiaoye Caiju was a little surprised, and he asked, "What does that person look like?"
"Very tall, with short black hair and red eyes... why are you asking this?" Yin Wuxian raised his eyebrows vigilantly.
"Because I work in the Metropolitan Police Department as a consultant." Tiaoye Caiju sensed that the opposite person leaked the kind of panic that did something bad and didn't end it, and was afraid of being discovered, and raised his lips slightly: "If you are a wanted criminal, describe Just look at your appearance, maybe it can help you."
[Consultant, police dog bar] The system complained: [What Metropolitan Police Department, give police dogs guns]
"Police... police, haha, it's a good job." Yin Wuxian laughed dryly twice, then quickly adjusted his mood, and described it in detail with the standard mood for notes.
"I met him near the concession. The man was about 1.8 years old, very handsome, [-] meters tall, black hair and red eyes, blue-gray jacket, black trousers, wearing a pair of boots, by the way, his neck It has a black collar on it, which seems to be the style of a large dog."
Tiaoye Caiju really thought about it seriously, but he couldn't find any matching wanted criminals in his mind. After thinking about it, he realized why he was thinking hard.
He was interrogating the suspect, not supporting him!
This ability... is it spiritual?
However, this person acted like he didn't know anything, and he didn't talk about anything else at all during the chat.
Probably not, his recovery was just a coincidence, and the conspirator in his eyes was just a passerby.
"Such a conspicuous appearance... There are no wanted criminals who meet the requirements." Tiaoye Caiju finished speaking in distress, and then revealed a trace of malice: "Otonashi-kun, it seems that you don't like the police?"
[He didn't come after the murderer] The system that disappeared for a while popped up and analyzed: [I hacked into the military and police system. The first stop is the top floor, it is impossible to detect the eavesdropping, he may really just strike up a conversation]
[In this case, the flaws you deliberately leaked, the information of "engaging in illegal occupations" and "upstarts"...is it an over-interpretation?]
"Be prepared." Yin Wuxian replied in his heart: "I am an ordinary low-level member of the Mafia."
In the face of clichés, isn't it natural to leak flaws?
If Tiaoye Caiju asked him about his occupation, he had to make up a flawless lie, and the follow-up would be troublesome.
"How could it be?" Yin Wuxian Yue didn't wait for Tiao Ye Caiju to finish, and retorted in a panic: "The police are very good, they are heroes who protect the people."
[You clearly said in your heart: 'Heh, Tiaozi', don't rely on the system to cover up your heartbeat and be unscrupulous] The system complained.
"I'm used to it." Yin Wuxian Yue said helplessly: "Qin Jiu said that every day, and it's deeply influenced by his ears and eyes."
What's more, the police in his world, most of them, get the sunshine easily, wasting the light that some people can't touch in their entire lives.
Arrogant, pedantic, self-preserving, fish in troubled waters, salary thief, whatever a blind man would know was a murder case and 'suicide', forcing many victims to pick up a knife and become a demon for revenge.
Good policemen like Scotland and Bourbon who are willing to sacrifice themselves for the public interest are hard to find.
"Really?" Tiaoye Caiju continued to press, gradually revealing his fangs, showing a faint sense of oppression: "Otonashi-kun, do you have supernatural powers?"
Yin Wuxian was frightened, his round almond eyes widened, and he replied subconsciously and obediently: "No."
"No abilities?" Tiaoye Caiju frowned and asked, "What do you do?"
Did he really think too much?
Forget it, anyway, he is not a bright person, and he just has nothing to do, so he will be arrested first.
"What work do you do? There's no need to tell a stranger." Yinwu Xianle swallowed, and stood up in a panic: "Sorry, I have something to do, so I'm leaving first."
Under Tiaoye Caiju's thoughtful gaze, he fled in despair.
Is this guy really blind? Why does he feel sharp when he is being targeted?
【You have one fried spring roll left】
"Shut up." Yinwu Xianle, who was reluctant to give up his love, scolded the system fiercely: "Get rid of this guy and come back to eat."
Eat ten plates!
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