Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Chapter 20

Wang Buer: (one_one)...

Wang Buyi: ...

"What are you looking at me for? Still angry?" Wang Buyi also felt that he was wronged, and he didn't mean to let it go on purpose, but in that situation, he was really powerless! "Getting to the bottom of it, it's all your fault for poisoning the vegetables!"

Wang Buer:? ? ?

"I put poison in the vegetables???" Does this sound like someone saying it!

As soon as Wang Bu'er remembered what happened that day, he couldn't help sobbing, he almost lost face! ! !

"Then you talk about the good food and eat it, and the two of us will be like that?" Wang Buyi squinted, and really didn't want to recall what happened that day.

The father and son had stomach cramps, and one of them occupied a toilet, so that's fine, but the next day, this thing still has sequelae!

Wang Buyi couldn't go to work the next day!

No matter how delicious the spicy snail dish is, he probably won't dare to touch it again in a short time.

Wang Buer also had lingering fears. The tragedy of that day became the dark history of his life, and he must be kept at the bottom of the box for a lifetime!

"I guess it's because the stomachs of both of us haven't adapted to such stimulating things. After eating too much, our stomachs have adapted, and we should be fine."

But before he gets used to it, Wang Buer will not put so much chili peppers in such a generous way.

Only those who have experienced it will know how painful it is!

As for the extra peppers he bought, Wang Buer was not willing to throw them away, they all cost money!

The old Wang family does not have the kind of unworthy descendants who would throw money away for fun.

Wang Buer looked through the ancestral recipes, and made those hot peppers that are not worthy of life into chili sauce and saved them. I have to say that things like peppers taste pretty good.

It tastes even better when made into chili sauce.

Put a little bit when you usually eat something, especially for dinner!

The chicken he bought to make up the bill hadn't been cooked yet, so Wang Buyi used some parts and made a freezer to freeze it, planning to eat it in two days.

There are still a few days before the start of the finals, and it’s okay to be idle. Wang Buer used the time before the competition to go to the game forum, intending to see if there are any better strategies on the Internet that he can learn.

There are a lot of related strategy posts, but Wang Buer took a look at it carefully. First, he eliminated some posts whose names did not look very big, and then screened out some posts that did not seem very useful.

After several rounds of screening, there were still several remaining posts, and Wang Buer planned to read them one by one.

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After simply browsing a few posts, Wang Buer also had a rough understanding of the finals, which was completely different from the preliminary rounds, and the difficulty of the finals increased significantly.

Compared with the final round, the preliminary round is simply a playground for elementary school students.

The contestants who passed the preliminary screening are all strong with a certain ability to survive. (Wang Buer: Me? Strong???)

Questions that are too simple can't test the strong ones. The venues for the preliminary rounds are automatically generated by the system and placed randomly, while the venues for the final rounds are specially designed by hiring experts, and then randomly selected from several different proposals. kind of loading.

Before the start of the competition, everyone had no idea what kind of difficulties the designers would set for this competition, and the experience of previous competitions could not be used as a reference.

The only information I know is that there must be a limit situation in the finals.

Extreme heat, extreme cold, extreme drought, extreme precipitation...

Although I don't know which one it will be at that time, it must be a situation that ordinary people cannot handle.

Just looking at the guide, Wang Buer understood that it was impossible for him to become the champion, unless God opened his eyes and let Wang Buer land at the escape point again, and all the other contestants burped. .

This kind of event that is impossible to appear in a dream, Wang Buer will not waste energy thinking about it.

He should be more sensible and give up early.

His goal is not to get the first place, but to try to survive in the competition, and then attract more viewers to pay for his lens!

In order to achieve the goal of making the audience willing to pay for the lens, Wang Buer specially went to study it!

He has carefully studied the live broadcasting methods of the current popular anchors, and is fully prepared to meet the challenge!

Finally, the day of the finals came.

It is similar to the preliminary round. After lying down in the holographic cabin and logging into "Original Escape", there will be a simple explanation before entering the arena. This is similar to the preliminary round.

Although he knew that he had a lot of food, Wang Buer still looked at the map twice more, trying to remember the location of the escape point, but...

This is so difficult!

Wang Buer can't remember at all!

Moreover, after the start of the competition, the contestants were randomly placed, and Wang Buer had no idea where he would appear on the map, let alone determine the direction.

Wang Buer: ...

I think you are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger!

Seriously, among so many people present, is there anyone who can really remember this map?

Does the program group really want to hold a competition?Wang Buer was very suspicious!

Wang Buer kept pushing in his heart while choosing tools to enter the competition.

Although there is relatively little information revealed on the map, the general environment can still be seen. The extreme situation this time is probably low temperature.

For the same two tools, Wang Buer chose a thermal vest and a shovel.

This shovel is not an ordinary shovel. It has the functions of shovel, pick, crowbar, saw, knife, and can also work as a frying pan. It can be regarded as a very useful tool.

I don't know how many times more useful than the knife that Wang Buer chose last time.

After choosing the tools, Wang Buer entered the arena. When he opened his eyes, everything he saw was white.

Wang Buer, who had never seen snow before, couldn't help shrinking into a ball before he had time to have fun in the snow. What's the situation!Why is it so cold!

The thermal vest and engineering shovel were at hand, and Wang Buer put on the vest tremblingly, but it was of no use at all!

The thermal vest only protects the chest and abdomen, and the limbs are still very cold!

Wang Buer went into the woods, broke some dry branches, built a fire, and sat beside the fire to warm up. Wang Buer, who was warmed up, finally calmed down and was able to think about what he should do next. what.

It is daytime now, and the temperature is still so low when the sun is shining. After the sun goes down at night, the temperature will definitely be even lower.

Wang Buer didn't have enough warm clothes, and he didn't have a good shelter, so he would freeze to death at night.

Being frozen to death on the first day of entering the competition, this way of death is too embarrassing!

Wang Buer must not be the first person to die out of the game!

That's not a lot of face-to-face!

Therefore, it is necessary to solve the problem of shelter and warm clothing when the sun is still there.

Wang Buer guessed that he should have been thrown to a mountain. There were many trees growing on the mountain. Although the weather was cold and the leaves had all fallen off, Wang Buer could still see the fruits hanging on the branches.

I don't know what kind of fruit it is, but it should be edible.

The food problem can be solved, and the rest is the accommodation for the night.

A place that can shelter from wind and rain and keep warm is the best.

There are some animal footprints on the snow. According to the size of the footprints, Wang Buer guessed that the owner of the footprints should be a large animal with certain attack power.

Weigh the strength of the enemy and the enemy.

he can't...

Within a second, Wang Bu'er gave up the idea of ​​provoking the local aborigines and occupying the opponent's house, and decided to build a nest by himself, using the snow all over the ground.

The difficulty of building a house with snow is actually not high. You can collect the snow with a shovel, then take pictures, and build the shape you want.

But there is a big gap between the reality and the ideal. Wang Buer envisioned a small and exquisite igloo, but the final finished product is full of potholes, and there may be mosaics that are in danger of collapse.

Wang Buer: ...

Forget it, it's enough to keep out the wind, anyway, I'm only staying here for a few days, and I'm not the head of the house, so I don't need to be so delicate!

He's downright practical!

Wang Buer, who successfully persuaded himself, moved into the mosaic. At first, he was a little worried that the fire would burn through the top of the mosaic. Fortunately, his worry did not arise.

Although the mosaic is a little ugly, it is still very practical.

Wang Buer built a relatively flat platform inside the mosaic, higher than the exit, and he planned to lie on it to sleep at night.

As for the exit, Wang Buer specially dug down. According to the principle that hot air rises and cold air descends, cold wind cannot blow in, thus ensuring the internal temperature.

Not long after moving into the mosaic, Wang Buer could feel the temperature inside the mosaic start to rise, so he didn't have to worry about freezing to death at night if he lived in it.

But Wang Buer was still very dissatisfied.

Although the shelter is solved, what about food?What are you wearing?

Without food, he would starve to death in about seven days. Without clothes, he would not be able to go out, but could only shrink in the mosaic, without food, and starve to death after seven days.

No matter what, he will die, Wang Buer thinks it is really too difficult for him!

Horizontal is also dead vertical is also dead, it is better to simply fight!

Fight to the death with the local natives!You die!

Wang Bu Ernao was extremely excited, but the actual situation was that he was huddled inside the mosaic, warming himself by the fire, and was extremely comfortable.

There's no way...it's too cold outside...he will die suddenly if he leaves the fire...

He is just a small human being, it is too difficult for him to fight to the death!The reality is that there must be no exceptions if I die or you live!

It was more suitable for him to be a vegetarian. When it was warmer outside, Wang Buer took a shovel and went outside to find food.

When he was building the mosaic just now, he saw that there were a lot of fruits hanging on the surrounding trees. Wang Buer felt that he didn't have a big appetite, and he couldn't finish eating so many fruits in a month.

But people's desires are endless, lying down, Wang Buer began to be dissatisfied.

He felt that he needed a blanket, a blanket that was soft, cozy and warm.

The longing for the blanket made Wang Buer move!

He tentatively took one step, two steps...

The cold air outside hit him in the face. Compared with the warmth inside the mosaic, the wind and snow outside was even colder!

Wang Buer wanted to return the mosaic, but the burning firewood stopped him.

He aimed at a tree with a crooked neck, rushed under the tree in small steps, put the shovel in his waist, rubbed his hands together and was ready to climb the tree. After climbing the tree, he used the shovel to cut off the branches with fruits.

The fruit can fill the stomach, and the branches can be used as firewood. After a while, Wang Buer collected a lot of branches with fruits.

Wang Buer's luck was not bad. When he came down, he found a tree hole in the tree. There were some dried fruits and dried mushrooms in the tree hole. Adhering to the good character of yanguo plucking hair, Wang Buer took these Things were taken away.

Remarks: Even the nests are gone, there is nothing left.

Holding the branches and fruits, Wang Buer returned with a full load.

The joy of harvest made him forget the surrounding cold.

(Wang Buer: No, I have not forgotten, please don’t just forget for me, thank you.)

On a tree not far away, a white fur ball looked at Wang Buer's back, and the whole ball was stunned.

Mama!There are such brazen people in this world!

If you can't finish eating and walk around, you will be shameless!

It has worked so hard to collect winter food for half a year!