Chapter 111
Chapter 111
Meow ~
In the lake, not far from the shore, two big swans slowly swam by, indicating that the little girl Shen Lingling was not lying.
Pure white and clean whooper swans, people always have beautiful fantasies about them.
But whooper swans are whooper swans, and geese are geese. This smaller geese flying towards them with its wings spread out is not here to greet them friendly, but to kill them all. !
For the safety of the children, there is a fence that is half a person's height beside the lake. Shen Lingling is a well-behaved and sensible child, and she will not take the initiative to approach the railing to try to get out, and Su Li and Alexander are both well-behaved and sensible kittens. They ran away, so the old man Shen Zuo and others who followed them dared to keep them away from them, so they sat on a stool under a tree about 50 meters away and chatted.
This is probably a safer place.
However, the fence can prevent the children from running to the river, and can stop the cats from running to the river, but it cannot prevent the big geese from flying out.
Su Li raised his head, and saw a shadow in the sky. A goose with a wingspan of two or three meters wide descended from the sky. Under the forehead with a tumor, a pair of peas eyes were blazing fiercely, rushing towards them.
Alexander looked at this creature that he had never seen before with a little vigilance. The little girl Shen Lingling was still immersed in the beauty of the "Whooper Swan", and even gave a "wow" when the other party "flyed" over the railing. One person and two cats were present, and only one cat, Su Li, knew how powerful the crazy goose was in front of him.
You know, a ferocious adult Chinese alligator can only be tied with a big goose! !
Everyone is afraid of big geese, let alone a weak and helpless kitten who makes a living by being cute.
Su Li shouted: "Meow meow!" Run!
The little yellow cat ran wildly, and when they saw Shen Zuo 50 meters away, they all stood up excitedly.
Immediately, he felt the joy of escaping death, but the next second, when he looked back at Shen Lingling and Alexander, he found that the two idiots, one big and one small, were still standing there in a daze. The death-like goose has rushed behind them.
People, if you don't get nagged by the big goose, you won't know how powerful the big goose is.
Same goes for Silly Kitty.
But Alexander was fine, the cat was frightened and ran faster than anyone else, but the more dangerous girl Shen Lingling, the little girl was dressed beautifully, it was inconvenient to run, her small leather shoes and big skirt, accidentally Will stumble, can the delicate little girl stop crying after being slapped?
Suddenly, Su Li thought of all the missing information, and resolutely embarked on the road to protect the little girl.
"Meow ow ow!"
"Ouch!"
"Ahhh!"
Three tragic cries resounded throughout the lake, just 50 meters away, when Shen Zuo and the others ran over, the ferocious goose had already babbled several times, and Shen Lingling, Alexander, and Su Li were all "injured" and hugging their heads Fleeing, there was chaos amidst howling ghosts and howling wolves.
Su Li originally thought that there was only one child and two cats present, so he had enough combat power to mediate with this big goose.
In Su Li's imagination, he jumped up and kicked the goose's neck with two powerful hind paws, causing it to take three steps back, then changed his posture in the air, and bit the goose's neck like a tiger. Subdue it completely!
But...the opponent is simply too huge.
After a face-to-face encounter, Su Li jumped up and down to try to protect the little girl at first, but then just hid behind Alexander, trying to let his mount protect him from damage.
Su Li: Give your life for your big brother!Mount!
However, maybe the color of the evil kitten was too obvious, no matter how he tried to hide, the big goose aimed at him and yelled at him four times.
Four!Do you know how much damage these four bites have done to the kitten? !
Su Li watched as Shen Zuo grabbed the goose's neck and swung it around twice, while continuing to run away uncontrollably. He didn't realize that he was safe until he hit a dog eating shit on the way to escape.
Su Li: "..."
Damn, this is simply a nightmare!
Su Li was in pain all over his body. Compared with this, the stiff neck in the morning was nothing worth mentioning.
After Shen Zuo subdued the big goose, he immediately ran over to check on Su Li's situation. Seeing his dazed eyes, he thought he was frightened, so he immediately hugged him in his arms to comfort him.
Su Li's head was pulled into his arms at once, listening to the strong heartbeat coming from his ears, Su Li lay there motionless.
The Alexander cat jumped the railing eagerly, and it was already hiding in the fence at the moment. Shen Shiwen went in and dragged it out after a lot of effort.
The little girl Shen Lingling was frightened and cried.
At first she didn't react, she was afraid, but now surrounded by her mother and grandma, if she found someone she could rely on, she would definitely cry loudly.
Old lady Shen coaxed her: "Oh, our good Lingling, this bad goose is bullying you, shall we cook it and eat meat tonight?"
Mr. Shen: "..."
Mrs. Shen raised two pairs of big swans, and occasionally came to the lake to take pictures and view the scenery. It was admiration. Mr. Shen went the other way and raised a nest of big swans. He was going to raise them for food, but he was reluctant to keep them for a long time. It was just for this brood of rampant geese to eat and drink. Today, it finally hit the iron plate.
If Mr. Shen remembers correctly, the one that Shen Zuo swung twice and was caught by the breeder who heard the news was the strongest and most ferocious one in his flock. .
Please, it's very face-saving to raise an aggressive goose, isn't it!
Mr. Shen whispered to fight for the chance of his beloved goose's life: "Then what... this goose is too old and not tasty."
The little girl was still crying at the top of her throat, her hand was bitten, the child's hand was tender, and now it was a big red spot, and the skin was torn, she was so painful that she didn't even think about eating.
But crying and crying, Shen Lingling suddenly thought of Su Lilai who was jumping up and down to protect her from harm just now, so she moaned and asked, "How is Teacher Mooncake?"
She was so big that she was crying because of a big goose, but the moon cake teacher was so small and a kitten would hurt even more.
Su Li, who was suddenly cueed, was actually a little embarrassed. He really only cared about running for his life in the end, and had no time to take care of Shen Lingling, but... after all this, he still couldn't escape, and was seriously injured. up!
If there was only one Shen Zuo nearby, he would be so low that he would turn into a human and have a good fight with this goose!
Shen Zuo sat directly on the ground and began to check Su Li's body. His face changed when he watched it. When Su Li saw Shen Zuo's face changed, he also became nervous.
Su Li: "Meow meow?"
What's the matter, what's the matter, didn't you just get nagged twice, although it hurts a little, but it's not serious enough to die, it's not life-threatening, so it's not like this expression, right?
However, when Su Li saw what Shen Zuo saw, he finally understood why he showed such an expression.
The kitten's skin may be a little stronger than that of a young child, so Su Li's wound was not broken. Even when he slammed into the door that day, it was worse than being bitten by this big goose, but his wound was not broken. But the hair on the wound is gone.
I was nagged four times, and all four places were bald.
Su Li: "..."
For kittens, hairless is a shame!
Su Li: "Meow ow ow!"
He swears that he didn't feel so sad when he woke up that day and saw that his forehead was bald, because this time not only was he bald in four places, he was even bald on the top of his head and buttocks! !
Su Li threw himself into Shen Zuo's arms, shouting "Aww".
I can't live anymore!
Shen Zuo: "..."
Others watching: "..."
Wiping her tears, Xiao Lingling looked at Su Li and asked, "Is Teacher Mooncake in pain?"
Su Li: "Aww!"
My body doesn't hurt anymore!My heart aches!
So far, on the left is Mrs. Shen who is heartbroken by Shen Lingling and her grandmothers and mothers, on the right is Shen Zuo who is busy comforting Su Li, and not far away is Shen Shiwen who is coaxing the frightened Alexander with "mother is long and mother is short". In the middle, Mr. Shen understood that his beloved big goose must die today.
In the evening, the bald Su Li turned his grief and anger into appetite, and viciously showed off three big bowls of goose meat.
Steamed, fried, grilled... Probably to make Su Li happier, Shen Zuo gave Su Li all the cooking methods, hoping that he would feel better because of this.
Luckily, Alexander, who was only babbled a couple of times, was "squeaky" and didn't feel sad at all because of his bald head.
After Su Li finished eating, it was still squatting there to eat, Su Li couldn't help being a little worried, his mount didn't look very smart.
But... anyway, he was not as ridiculously bald as Alexander, and his baldness happened to be in the middle of his forehead. Su Li felt that he was quite lucky, after all, his baldness didn't seem so embarrassing.
Thinking about it this way, it seems acceptable to have a bald buttock.
And Shen Zuo had contacted Lu Ming in a very polite manner, asking him if there was any way to make the kitten grow fur quickly, but of course he didn't.
After all, if there is such a method, it has long been used by those who suffer from hair loss.
However, it's better to ask than not to ask. After all, this is Shen's effort as Su Li, isn't it?
Su Li looked at Shen Zuo and gave him a satisfied look.
In any case, he actually saw the heroic figure of Shen Zuo running wildly to save him just now, although he turned his head immediately so that he only saw it for a while, but when Shen Zuo was holding the goose's neck in circles, he also saw it. Very chic, okay?
Su Li: What to do, I love it!
Anyway, because Shen Zuo's first reaction at the time was to rush over to save him, the little cat was quite satisfied, that is to say, both people and kittens like heroes!
Frankly speaking, this time being rescued by Shen Zuo from the big goose, Su Li felt more relieved than when he escaped from those two villains' house that time.
The oppressive feeling of the goose, the unpredictable attack direction, the ferocious strength and the terrifying bead eyes, when facing it directly, the fear is enough to make the little cat tremble with fear.
So, at this time, the sticky little kitten lying in Shen Zuo's arms after eating and drinking, with a delicate "Umi Umi" in its mouth, is much cuter than Alexander who only knows how to cook.
Shen Shiwen looked at her silly son who still wanted to eat more, saw that it lost a pinch of hair in the center of its forehead, exposing the pink flesh underneath, it was very angry and funny, in the end, it could only vent its anger on the old man's geese.
Shen Shiwen: "This goose is pretty good, let's eat another one tomorrow."
Su Li silently nodded in agreement.
Not to mention, the goose raised by Mr. Shen, although there is no quarantine certificate that kittens cannot be eaten raw, the meat is not old at all, and it has no smell, and it tastes delicious.
Not only did Su Li want to eat it again, but he also wanted Shen Zuo to catch him a goose leg and eat it after turning into a human! !
Shen Lingling, who was eating on the raised stool, also nodded in agreement: "It's delicious!"
Mr. Shen was the only one present who was sad and cold.
Goose, goose, why can't you think about talking about our big baby and Shen Zuo's little baby?
You killed yourself, and even your own family of geese!
Su Li and the others stayed in Shen's old house for another four days, during these four days, they ate four more geese.
With so many people in a big family, two meals for one goose will count as a dish, and now there are only two goslings left in Mr. Shen's flock of seven geese.
But at this time, everyone lost the energy they had at the beginning, and they still had to pick on the quality of the meat today. Nothing could be as firm as the first goose, and it could not be as fragrant as the first goose. In short, no matter what Pick something out.
After all, the big goose that can hit people/cats is delicious!
Mr. Shen was sad and absent-minded looking at the fewer and fewer geese every day. If he didn't eat less meat when eating, even Su Li would think that he was just a poor and helpless little old man.
And on this day, Shen Zuo and the others were finally kicked out.
Mr. Shen: "Get out! If you don't get out, my goose will be eaten by you!"
The little cat frowned: "Meow meow!"
What's the meaning!Act like you didn't eat it!
Besides, everyone else is eating too!
But he couldn't turn into a human and speak, so he could only watch Mr. Shen kick them out because of his age.
Shen Zuo's nose has healed, and the wound on Su Li's forehead has also healed, and new hairs have grown.
Seems like it's time to go home!
The author says:
沈老爷子:可以考虑去开个养鹅场。感谢在2022-07-1313:48:29-2022-07-1322:44:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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