Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

Chapter 6 Misunderstanding

The amount of information in this sentence is too large, and it took me a while to slow down.The people in this alley are really all-encompassing, they have everything you need: female hooligans who are over sixty years old, big men who cry like a little widow when they disagree with each other, short-lived ghosts who suffer from tuberculosis at a young age, plus myself as a swindler. There are so many fake Taoist priests, and now there are even heartless people.

It's fun, it's fun!

Just as he was thinking, the window was suddenly broken open, and a person floated down from the top to the bottom. When he looked closely, he saw that his face was as ugly as a pig's liver.

Of course, my dog ​​liver color is not the same as his.

"Chen Yunxian?"

"Xu Zifang?"

The enemy's road is narrow, but that's all.

After a while of silence, guessing that the small wooden door next door was about to die, Chen Yunxian gritted his teeth and bowed to me: "Master Daoist, I have offended you so much at noon, and I hope you will forgive me! Can you allow Xiaosheng to escape for a while?" ?”

As a selfless person like me, I naturally wouldn't think too much about him, so I nodded and teased by the way: "I really didn't realize that Mr. Chen looks like a gentleman on the surface, but he is actually a beast in clothes and clothes. Butt Merry Debt!"

Sure enough, the scholar was even more embarrassed. I don't know if it was because of the night, but there was no trace of blood on his already fair face at this moment.

Wonderful, wonderful, he also has today!This wave earned!

I still thought that you, Mr. Chen, were some kind of sacred person. During the day, he looked calm and calm, but unexpectedly, he lost his position after a few jokes!

What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be?Under the peony flowers, it would have turned into a shrinking turtle immediately.

Chen Yunxian was obviously at the end of his strength, so he didn't answer my words.

I still wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue him, but he said first: "Use the long cabinet! Offended!" After finishing speaking, he got into the cabinet with ease, and then took advantage of the opportunity to pull the door from the inside. The whole process was done smoothly and smoothly.

I was dumbfounded and couldn't help asking: "Big brother, why are you so proficient?"

As soon as Chen Yun stepped in, a woman with a pretty face came in through the window and shouted coquettishly, "Little Taoist priest, did you see that heartless man next door!"

It's time to test Pindao's performance, I chuckled lightly, pushed a lock of bangs on my forehead back to the back of my head, "transformed" into a folding fan, and asked with a smile: "I haven't seen the heartbroken man, but, miss, Peerless Ruyi, my lord, has one! I wonder if Miss would like it?"

After that, I made a gesture and slowly approached the woman.

The woman spat lightly, and cursed in disgust: "Bah, the root of wisdom is not clean!" She dodged to avoid me, and fled through the door.

I yelled towards the door without hesitation: "It's a man anyway, I won't miss what he has, why is Miss so partial!"

Guessing that the woman must have gone away, I was about to open the cabinet when the door rang again.

My God, who is messing around this time!

"Just stay in there for a while!" I whispered gloatingly.

When the door was opened, the father and son were standing there awkwardly again, smiling innocently.

I rubbed my forehead and asked, "You two came to visit late at night, what's the matter?"

The man heard my impatience and smiled awkwardly.The children rushed to answer immediately, but their appearance was still timid: "Master Dao, just now Dad saw that you haven't played the quilt in the house for a long time, and you sweat a lot in summer nights, and you are easy to catch cold, so you specially sent the quilt here."

I suddenly felt that I was really Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, and I was not a human being inside and out, so I simply thanked him politely, but I was too embarrassed to reach out to pick it up, and the atmosphere among the three of them was a little awkward for a while.

The man neither entered nor retreated, and replied with a smile: "My quilt is so cold, the Taoist priest will laugh at me!" He didn't hold back at all, and went directly into the house, intending to put the quilt down.

But looking around, there is only a bed, a room, a chair, and a cabinet. The bed and table are full of sundries that have not been tidied up in time, and the chair is too small.Then there is only one place left that is most suitable.

The corner of my eye suddenly twitched, but it was still a step too late after all.

The man was kind-hearted, worried that I would refuse, so he insisted on sending the quilt into the house, who would have bumped into such a secret thing, I'm afraid Cao Cao killed Lu Bu at this moment, he regretted it too late.

He was honest, but now his face was flushed red.He hesitated for a long time at a loss, and finally squeezed out a barely complete apology.

But the "beautiful woman" in the cabinet didn't seem so cramped.He slowly crawled out of the cabinet and remained silent.

I don't bother to explain, I know in my heart that the current situation is beyond debate.

Without waiting for my explanation, the man kept shaking his head: "Don't worry, you two, you know what happened today, and God knows and Earth knows!"

Co-authoring me to save the scholar is like putting on a cape to put out a fire. If I had known this earlier, I am afraid that the stinky scholar would be dragged to have his heart cut out and eaten alive. I would definitely not have any mercy to take him in.What's more, once the fire burns, it can be regarded as burning up the integrity that I have cultivated in the past ten years, and I might even get the name of a broken sleeve!

"The sudden visit has disturbed the two Yaxing! I will leave now!" The man almost scrambled and ran to the door, pulled the child up and left quickly.

Pindao had experienced the sound insulation effect of the room once, so he heard the following conversation:

"Daddy! Why is Uncle Chen hiding in that half-immortal's house!"

"Then... that's just the Daoist doing something!"

"Then the man I secretly found in my aunt's closet last time is also a Taoist priest?"

"Hehehe, maybe it is!"

……

What a show of the year!I suddenly sympathized with that man.

My voice was getting quieter, I suppressed my smile, and looked at Chen Yunxian: "How is it? Don't you scholars always watch the re-name festival, do you want to help me later?"

"Isn't the Taoist priest the same? People in Taoism should be pure-hearted and ascetic! Oh, yes, Xiaosheng forgot that the Taoist priest doesn't seem to practice any Taoism, but a fake Taoist priest!" The corner of the scholar's mouth curled up. Laugh mockingly.

Damn stinky scholar, just now his little face was pale and pale like a ghost, but now I'm not as cool as him in what I say with a fan!

"That's right, he's a fake Taoist priest, but he's your real benefactor! Anyway, it's to protect you from the romantic debt you owe, and you don't lose a little bit of reputation, but pity me, a good young man with a bright red roots. "I was a little smug, and I felt that these words hit the nail on the head, directly hitting Chen Yunxian's sore spot.

Sure enough, Chen Yunxian looked a little ugly and stopped talking.

I didn't bother to argue with him, so I poured a cup of weak tea and handed it to him, but he was not polite and took a casual drink.

I sighed, and walked slowly to the window. The moon was very bright tonight, hanging alone in the sky, emitting a light yellow halo.

"Yunxuan, I remember that you liked to drink weak tea when you were young!" I said lightly, and I quietly watched how the handsome man in front of me would respond, but I felt as if I had fifteen rabbits in my heart. Down.

Yun Sui, Yun Sui, I haven't seen you in ten years, are you here all right?