Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

Chapter 15

"The so-called 'no hoof, no horse'! The most important parts of a horse are the legs and hooves, but the owner of the two horses has an 'inner eight' hoof and an 'outer eight' hoof, not to mention that their feet are not fast. , and is prone to fatigue, it is a bad horse among bad horses. If it is put on the market, this horse is no more than 20 taels of silver!"

This guy actually knows how to distinguish a good horse from a bad one. There are indeed two brushes!

I suppressed my smile and watched the face of "Weasel" gradually become uglier than a pig's liver...

When we got back, the market was almost gone.

Pindao was in a good mood riding on a tall horse.

Recalling the scene just now, I couldn't help laughing again.

Chen Yunxian only said: "I heard that Gui County has changed a magistrate, and everyone said that the new official took office three times. I walked all the way, and seeing this look of Haiqing Heyan, I am afraid that the lord is worried that he can't find anyone. Come to establish prestige! I just don’t know if that adult understands the truth of killing chickens to scare monkeys..."

"Gentlemen, spare your lives! The little one is really a small business, and I didn't intend to deceive the two gentlemen!"

The merchant lowered his head and bowed to us desperately.

I used to hear the elders say something like "a weasel crying for a chicken". I have never seen a weasel that can cry, but now I have.

"Then, do you still sell your horse?"

Chen Yun raised his eyebrows first.

"Sell, sell, sell! No, no, no! These two horses are considered as a gift to the two masters, no money, no money!"

Chen Yunxian was very satisfied, but luckily the boy had a bit of conscience, and he left 20 taels of silver for the weasel before leaving.

"You don't get paid for nothing! It's not easy for you to make a living. You can buy chicken with the 20 taels of silver!" Chen Yunxian smiled kindly and nodded as he stuffed the silver into his arms.

The weasel didn't understand his voice, and was so moved that he almost cried bitterly.

I smiled and bent over, leaning on Ah Zhe in front of me, almost dying.

Chen Yun glanced at me first: "You've been laughing for almost half an hour!"

I continued to smile: "Hey, Chen Yunxian...no...didn't see it! You...you...you really have two brushes!"

Chen Yun frowned first, and said helplessly: "It's just common sense, but you, who don't work hard, don't distinguish five grains, don't look like you were born in a poor family!"

I didn't bother to pay attention to his sarcasm, I just felt my stomach convulsed from laughing, and quickly rubbed my stomach with one free hand.

The proprietress of the inn was quite considerate, and we had already prepared dinner when we returned.

Pindao was in a very good mood today, so he ordered the proprietress to serve two jars of wine.

Chen Yun glanced at me first, then sighed and said, "Are you here to do business or to go sightseeing?"

I touched my nose and said: "Anyway, it's still early today, it's not in the way, it's not in the way!"

Hey, Chen Yunxian, I won't tell you, I'm going to get you drunk to test you!

"Come here, two guests, this is the best Dukang, three bowls full of drunkenness!" The proprietress handed over two jars of wine in a hurry, her expression was very similar to that of the vendor at noon.

"Brother Chen, if you have enough wine, you can get drunk today. If we don't get drunk, we won't return!"

I smiled and filled Chen Yunxian, and he frowned again.

"Come on, Brother Chen, reward the poor Daoist!"

Unexpectedly, Chen Yunxian did not refuse, and poured a bowl into his mouth without changing his face.

The proprietress who killed a thousand knives, what three bowls to get drunk, could it be that she cheated us!

I lifted the bowl and drank a bowl too.

But as soon as the wine was in my mouth, I felt something was wrong. The wine flowed down my mouth, burning my esophagus so hot and painful!

It's really good spirits, that kid Chen Yunxian can drink a lot!

I'm a little ignorant, but the words "don't go home if you don't get drunk" are all released. At this time, it's really unreasonable, and the pindao's drinking capacity is not covered!

So he gritted his teeth and filled him with a second bowl.

After eating a bowl, I felt hot all over, but Chen Yunxian didn't change his face.

Two bowls, I just feel the world is spinning, but Chen Yunxian remains motionless.

After drying the third bowl crookedly, my eyes went dark, and I plunged into the ground.

When I woke up, I was lying on the bed. Chen Yunxian was really rough. He probably threw me on the bed after he lifted me up. The shoes were never taken off and covered, and he was not even happy to straighten the poor way. When Dao woke up, his whole body was sore as if he had drunk half a bottle of vinegar.

I slept really well this time, and I don't know what time it is, I tossed and turned for a while, but I couldn't fall asleep anymore.

I got up and wanted to go out for a walk, but I saw Chen Yunxian's bed was empty, only a small body was wrapped under the thick quilt, occupying half of the bed.

The moonlight shines on the pillow through the window, and my heart turns cold, it's too bad!

Three steps and two steps rushed downstairs. Fortunately, the two horses downstairs were still tied in the yard.

That's good, without riding a horse, it shouldn't be difficult to chase!

But I heard a familiar voice from behind: "Where are you going in such a hurry at night?"

Hearing this sound, I let go of a tight string.

"Scared me to death!" I took a few breaths, turned around and saw Chen Yunxian looking at me inexplicably.

Immediately, I felt that my old face was a little hot, and my imagination was really rich...

I hurriedly called out: "I can't sleep at night, come out for a walk! Where's Brother Chen?"

He said casually: "It's the same."

I rolled my eyes: "Why don't you go for a walk?"

The night is like water, and it really shouldn't be disappointing.He nodded.

In the past, Su Shi and Zhang Huaiming went to Chengtian Temple after entering the house at night. Today, Xu Zifang and Chen Yunxian happily set off to visit Cangchun Tower.

It can be seen from this that the reason why Lao Tzu could not become a great writer like Su Dongpo is that his realm is indeed a bit short.

Originally, I just wanted to walk around casually, but after I came out, there was only one place with a light on in the whole village. Out of curiosity, I naturally searched for this light and left.It wasn't until they walked under the archway of the "Cangchun Tower" that the two were a little dumbfounded.

But to put it bluntly, we were negligent, and we didn’t even think about it. In addition to the Qinlou Chu Pavilion, there is still a brightly lit place in the middle of the night and the night is dark and windy!

I looked at him in blank dismay, both a little embarrassed.Suddenly, I gloated a little in my heart, seeing that he usually looks like a gentleman, but there is no reason to turn around and leave when a beauty is approaching!

The mother in the building saw us, and hurriedly came out with a smile on her face: "You two guests, why are you still standing outside the door, do you think the girl in our building is not beautiful enough?"

Yes, it's all here, why not go in and have a look!

So I patted Chen Yunxian on the shoulder and strode in, but I didn't see Chen Yunxian's face turning pale.