Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

Chapter 60 Toothache

In two days, I figured out the way to get along with this bastard - he just stuck a knife on his nose, and if I can't cut his face with three axes, I have to add fire to him .

I put on the face of a vicious mother-in-law scolding my daughter-in-law: "You don't sleep at night just for fumes, don't you? Get out of here quickly, don't bother me!"

But he even smacked my nose on my face, looked closely at me for a long time, and then suddenly said: "Oh~ I see, big brother ate too much ice cream at noon, toothache, right?"

It was only then that I realized that the feeling was that me and the children robbed food, but in the end I cheated myself!

No no no!I shook my head, dismissing the thought.

It is clear that the foreign devil must be blamed, if not for him...

You Maobing patted his thigh: "Brother, you have a toothache, just leave it to me! I have always loved toothaches since I was a child, so give me the medicine to cure it!"

I was surprised in my heart that this kid still has such a trick, but in front of him, I can't lose my prestige...

He seemed to see through my thoughts, and fanned the flames from the sidelines: "Hey brother, this toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly, after passing this village, there will be no more shops like this!"

Those unsatisfactory teeth seemed to agree with him, and they hurt more and more.I was cupping my cheeks at the moment, and I didn't care about my face, so I yelled at him in pain: "Then what the hell are you talking about here!"

He jumped up in fright, and rushed out in a hurry. After a while, he brought a few mints, tore them up, and stuffed them into my mouth.

The pungent smell of mint made me dizzy. After a while, my toothache still didn't relieve at all.

Seeing that I was stamping my feet in pain, You Maobing rushed to the kitchen in a hurry.

I covered my cheeks and asked, "What's your idea?"

He answered me while he was busy: "I will give you salt water to rinse your mouth."

I was dubious: "If it is useful?"

He came out with a bowl of salt water: "Who knows, try it."

After tossing and tossing for a long time, the second plan still failed.

I sighed: "Forget it, go to sleep first, don't cool off outside alone. I know I shouldn't trust you kid!"

But he smiled at me mysteriously: "No hurry, no hurry, we still have plan three!"

I rolled my eyes at him: "Come on you, I don't believe you kid...what are you doing?"

While speaking, he suddenly held my hand, and I got goosebumps all over my body.

"Brother, why are you nervous? I'm not interested in you!" He grabbed my retracted hand and squeezed an inch of my jaw.

I sat down next to him unnaturally, and it was strange to say that my teeth really didn't hurt so much.

Seeing that my expression had eased, he smiled and said: "How about it, is it more effective than panacea? This place is called Hegu point, and pinching here is the most effective when you have a toothache!"

Having cured my current serious problem, I suddenly admired him a little bit, but I still refused to admit defeat: "Stinky boy, with this method, why did you mess around just now..."

He suddenly stared at me intently, and asked with a serious face: "It's not just because of the toothache that I can't sleep, brother!"

I froze.

He raised the corner of his mouth: "I know big brother has something on his mind..."

"It's his death day in two days." I interrupted him.

He was startled, and when he realized what I meant, a look of disbelief appeared on his face.

All the grief I had accumulated over the years flooded into my heart like a tide, and I suddenly had a strong desire to confide.

I continued to tell him slowly: "He was framed by my best brother in the past. Originally, with his intelligence and peerless martial arts, he would definitely be able to escape unscathed, but in order to protect me..."

"Actually, everything my brother has done in the past two years is for him, right?"

I looked at him with some doubts.

"Everyone will have their own reasons for doing something. Just like I joined the rebel army just to make a living. Brother, you don't lack that kind of food. You are not a person who is greedy for glory and fame. The only reason is There is only one left—brother, you want revenge!"

"You're half right." I have to admit that this kid is actually very shrewd, but after going through so much, I can't even understand what's going on in my mind.

"Oh? What about the other half?"

I rubbed his hair with the other hand: "You are still young, and there are many things you can't understand. He had a wish before his death, that is, to see this great Wei reappear in his heyday decades ago. Peace and prosperity."

He was a little puzzled, and I was not in a hurry, so I slowly explained to him: "You Maobing, let me ask you, if you had ten taels of silver, how would you spend it?"

He replied without hesitation: "Of course I want to have a big meal. I haven't had a good meal for a long time!"

"What about the 100 taels?"

He was thoughtful: "Buy a maid to serve me? This way I don't have to do my own laundry, but cook myself!"

"What if it's 1000 taels?"

He counted with his fingers: "I have to marry a wife and buy a big house. Isn't there an idiom called 'Golden House Cangjiao'!!"

Just as I was about to continue, he took the first step: "You want to ask me 1 taels, right! If it's 1 taels, I really can't spend it all in my life!"

I smiled and nodded: "If it were me, I would give it to those who still can't eat."

He looked at me with some doubts: "Why? I'm crazy looking forward to this 1 taels of silver!"

"But you said it yourself. You can't spend it all your life. Can you still take it to the underworld after death?"

His face flushed, and he couldn't hold back a word for a long time.

I knew he couldn't refute me, so I started to talk about my principles meaningfully: "Mao Bing, you haven't experienced life and death, so you don't know what people live for. They say that the world is prosperous, and it's all for profit. All the hustle and bustle in the world is for profit. However, when one is alive, one cannot only see immediate benefits. After a hundred years, everything will be a handful of loess, but your acts of benevolence and righteousness can change a lot..."

He nodded with a vague understanding.

I smiled: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand now, I only realized later that the weight of the world in his chest is far more important than the love between children and children."

He smiled and said: "Although I still can't understand it now, I can probably guess that your sweetheart must be a peerless hero, right!"

I nodded: "Yes, he is very skilled in martial arts, as long as he is by my side, I don't have to worry about anything."

You Maobing suddenly smiled maliciously: "It turns out that the King of Dongyue was also a soft-boiled guy before!"

I realized that I had fallen into his trap, and I raised my hand to shout at his head, but he suddenly withdrew his smile and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you know that every time you talk about sister-in-law, there is a smile in your eyes?" There are stars shining!"

My raised hand suddenly froze in the air.After a long time, I slumped and let go, a little bit dumbfounded.

This kid is always so lovable, but he can always poke the most secret wounds in my heart.