Chapter 16
Chapter 16
Longlongago
A long, long time ago, the novel appeared, so the extra episode also appeared...
(The unscrupulous author who made up the word count was kicked away - and crawled back.)
Cough cough, the author said, the maiden episode—start.
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One morning after Lan Lian and Wu Hao lived together.
While tidying up the messy (?!) bed, the domestic robot Xiaomei found an unknown object in the bed.
Ding Ding Ding - Sherlock's interpretation mode is on. (Xiaomei: I will tell you that I spent all my salary chasing "Sherlock", did you install the deduction software, did you, did you, did you~~)
Scanner starts——
Height: 10.05cm
The widest girth: 18.26cm
Weight: 63.23g
Appearance characteristics: oval, with a sharp top and a wide bottom.The color is bluish white.
Texture features: smooth
......
After comprehensive analysis, this is the egg of some kind of creature.
Although there is insufficient data to determine what creature's egg she is, in the housekeeping procedure,
Eggs = food.
So the industrious Xiaomei virtuously put the eggs in the refrigerator.
(Xiaomei: Why don’t you analyze the reason why the egg appeared? It’s just a housekeeping robot, not Sherlock Holmes... Maybe the owner brought the egg to the bed to play with, it’s not that humans like to play on the bed most What egg~~)
(The system is vomiting blood... Where did your housekeeping robot come from such a mess of knowledge...)
(Xiaomei: I hate it~ People will tell you that they watched "Sherlock" filmed by the BBC in the early 21st century.)
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Wu Hao got up to make breakfast and decided to make a poached egg.He opened the refrigerator and saw the big "egg" at a glance. It was bluish white, maybe it was a duck egg?When was the housekeeping robot bought?There is no such item on the invoice.Is it a discount from the supermarket again?Why does Xiaomei like to take advantage of it so much?
However, this big egg can be used to replenish Lan Lian's body (kidney).He worked too hard at night
Thus, this egg became a poached egg.
Thus, poached eggs became Lan Lian's breakfast.
After eating the egg, Lan Lian wiped her mouth gracefully, thinking that the egg tasted really good.
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Over the next few days, this scenario was repeated.
until another "some morning"
Wu Hao felt that it was too unusual for this egg to grow in size day by day, yesterday's egg was even bigger than an ostrich egg!According to his experience and awareness of being a "profiteer" - supermarkets will lose money if they deliver such big eggs every day!
The huge and beautiful Eggy could no longer stay in the egg storage place, but stood quietly in the middle of the refrigerator, exuding a pitiful and resentful aura.
Wu Hao felt a little strange, he decided to find out the origin of this egg.
He asked Xiaomei: "Where did the eggs come from?"
Xiaomei: "The masters picked it up on the bed!" (Xiaomei is really a good robot who picks up eggs~)
Confused Wu Hao returned to the room.
Lan Lian was still sleeping soundly under the blanket.
Wu Hao sat lovingly in front of the bed, gently stroking the baby's face with his hand.
Suddenly, Lan Lian groaned, turned around, flicked her tail, and flung the quilt slightly away.
Baby still loves kicking the quilt so much, but who kicks the quilt as cutely as our baby?Wu Hao felt that his heart was about to melt into a pool of spring water...
Just as he was about to cover Lan Lian with the quilt, a huge egg slid out and fell to the ground, and stopped after rolling a few times, stubbornly not breaking.
Wu Hao's head was a little dazed, he picked up the egg belatedly.
Warm, very caring....
The nerves in Wu Hao's head broke with a bang...
Fuck... No wonder the baby's tolerance has become stronger and stronger recently.....
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A few days later, after somehow knowing the truth, Lan Lian turned over the table in Wu Hao's office: "Your sister—you mean I ate eggs I laid for a month!"
——Even the most elegant and gentle Lan Lian is so angry, boss, how sorry are you for Madam...
Wu Hao: ...Baby....
Lan Lian: What if I eat my son! ! !blah blah....
Wu Hao heaved a sigh of relief, randomly evoked a wicked smile, embraced Lan Lian, and let him sit on him.To comfort the weeping Lan Lian:
"It's okay, I asked the doctor, because of the problem with the posture, the eggs you laid haven't been "pressed" by me, so they can't cover our son~~~~~~~ If you like your son, we will give you some help at night." Let's talk about posture in depth, huh?"
The employees lying in the corner outside the glass: Wow, the boss is so powerful, he subdued the lady in no time, look, look, the lady is blushing, blah, the lady is so beautiful, I even want to marry a beautiful mermaid ~~~~~~~
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