mousepad-d2 Chapter 44 The most cheating thing in history - game guide
Chapter 44 The most cheating thing in history - game guide
[Character Name] Du Mu (Dumus)
[Role Permissions] Diamond Player
[Character Level] Level 48 (No. 3203 on the level list)
【HP】15000/20000
[Force value] 9200 (No. 3121 in Jianghu rankings)
[Charm value] 41000/99999 (acquired the title "Handsome Xiaosheng")
【Sect】Lianhua Sect
【Occupation】Executive staff of Lianhuajiao
[Title] Lotus Sect Left Guardian
[Money] 100 taels of silver note X8
Broken silver 60 taels
[Equipment] Lotus Teaching Left Guardian Set (charm bonus 7000)
Sirius Claw (Charisma bonus 2500)
[Skill] Drifting on Water (Lightness Skill Intermediate)
Lotus Heart Sutra (intermediate internal strength)
Tianxuan Palm (Basic Palm Technique)
Tiger Claw Hands (Intermediate Boxing)
【Daily tasks】
Practice martial arts (completed)
Eat and take a bath (completed)
Greetings to the leader (completed)
[Task] Find the leader (in progress)
[Status] Heading towards the capital boredly, encountered a luxury carriage robbing him on the way, and finally picked up a leader.
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From the moment Dumus entered the "Kyushu" system, he felt the deep malice in this world!
I have seen money cheated, but I have never seen such a scam!
I have seen aggrieved people, but I have never seen such aggrieved people!
What is even more unbearable is being so aggrieved by the system for cheating money——
Because the family conditions are not bad, he bought a diamond player's helmet.After going online, I saw this prompt:
[System] Dear Diamond Player [V37494] Please set your username.As a diamond player, you have three chances.
So the following dialog box lost its integrity all the way, and it became like this——
【V37494】Call it "Du Mu", he is my idol!And it's still my last name!
[System] I'm sorry, dear player, this name is listed in the "List of Celebrities of World Cultural Heritage on Earth", because you are not a citizen of Earth, and due to copyright issues, you have no right to own it.
【V37494】...Then it's called "Prince Chaslav".
[System] Sorry, dear player, Kyushu is set as an ancient martial arts online game, your name and background are not compatible.One more chance.
【V37494】...Wang, Wang Xiaoer? !
[System] Sorry, dear player, this name is the name of a key NPC in the Kyushu system, and cannot be registered.The setting fails, whether to accept the system guidance, this service is a paid service, and the game currency 1 is charged.
【V37494】...494!Here you go a couple!Let me solve it! ! !
【System】Respected and generous player, you have opened the Name Chapter of System Guidance. According to internal discussions, we can grant you extrajudicial favors.Open a special channel for you to register your name in the "List of World Cultural Heritage Celebrities on Earth" for you!You will have the name privilege of [Du Mu]!Applause~~~~Cheers~~~~
[Du Mu] If you have a neck, it seems to strangle you...
[System] Dear player [Du Mu], since you are a diamond player, the system will assign a high-level role, you have three opportunities, please choose
1——[Beggar A] Level 15, 1 set of additional professional suits, 1 set of professional equipment, 1 professional weapon, and special attacks. This character has a strong background and unlimited potential. It is expected to be promoted to the eight-pocket elder within [-] year!
2——[The Brothel Girl] Level 20, additional free career suits for life, unlimited supply of free career props for life, three meals and lodging included, although this character is unknown, he is the most popular person in Kyushu. Not one of them, it is expected to obtain the dual practice of Taoism and embark on the road of cultivating immortals!
3——[Eunuch B] Level 25, additional set of professional suits, set of professional equipment, food and shelter, and countless beauties around, this role has unlimited potential, and is expected to be promoted to the head of Ouchi within 2 years!From now on, under one person, above ten thousand people!Dear, is there any heartbeat~~~
[Du Mu]...Your sister! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻It's so obvious that you can't see it as a labor manager!!! That beggar A's professional equipment is a rotten clothes, right! That professional equipment is just a broken bowl! So what? The weapon is a piece of broken bamboo pretending to be a dog-beating stick, right? You think that the brothel boy doesn’t understand the labor and management! The labor and management have studied the ancient culture of the earth very thoroughly! And the eunuch, do you think the labor and management don’t know what it is! !! This is a 100% real virtual game, you want to scare yourself to death when I take off my pants, right!!!
[System] Dear diamond player, you have three times...
[Du Mu] Tell me, how much can you exchange for it!
[System] All you need is a little snowflake silver~~~Emperors, generals, and generals are all there~~~~~
[Du Mu]...you're so fucking abusive? !Well, I will give you 100 taels!
[System] Dear diamond player, according to the auction ranking, your rank is 567th. According to your amount, the occupation we can provide you is - Lotus Teaching Left Guardian!Level 30, comes with a set of professional suits, Lotus is the first cult in the system, second only to Wudang!Martial arts disputes, who will fight for the front, let's see the peak duel between good and evil in the world!The character generation is complete, I wish you a happy game!
So Du Musi spent nearly 20000 human life coins to buy a position as the left guardian of the cult.
If you think that he has lived a life of calling the wind and rain, eating hot drinks, and having a lot of younger brothers, then you are so wrong——
Let's get to know what a real cult looks like——
First of all, he must stay away from the Central Plains (because the Central Plains is the territory of martial arts decent, and cults can't afford to provoke them, so they can only carve up the windy edge).
So, this is why the cult teachers go out every day, the sky is full of yellow sand, or they have to run 5 kilometers down the mountain to fetch water to live, and they don't see outsiders for a year and can only hang out with a group of old men in their daily life.
Secondly, their headquarters must be hidden very well. The gateposts change passwords every day.Dumus said that on his way to level 48, he has actually reached level 50 many times. …
Furthermore, their number is always pitifully small (how much hatred is needed to correct them!) Not to mention Wudang Shaolin, the smallest Huangshan Sect has 500 disciples, and the largest cult sect "Lianhua "Teaching" can only gather 200 people including sweeping aunts, and most of them are scattered all over the Central Plains to do hidden work. There are only [-] or [-] miscellaneous fish left in the headquarters, and it is not enough to gather a few tables of mahjong every day.
And then, in this small, uninhabited place, you still can't find your leader!I can't do the biggest task every day [greetings to the leader], okay?You still can't find your right guardian!There isn't even a single person in this department who can fight or teach him kung fu! ! !Is it easy for him to rise to level 48? ! !
What's even more hateful is that I have to suffer from the system every day:
[System] Dear diamond player, your health has dropped to a dangerous level.
[Du Mu] The church has run out of food, okay?
[System] Dear diamond players, whether to enable the "Diamond player's 108 privileges delivery service", the activation of the privilege will cost 1 tael.
[Du Mu]... Let's go, let's go...
Then Du Mu watched helplessly as a rabbit ran towards him and crashed to death on a nearby wooden post.
...a rabbit for one tael? !Why don't you give me ready-made meals!
The brothers who stayed behind: the left guard is mighty! (Looking helplessly at the rabbit, drooling... then staring at Master Zuofu...)
[Du Mu]...two more rabbits...
So Dumus lost three taels of silver in his wallet, and killed three rabbits in front of him...
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[System] Dear diamond players, do you want to enable "108 privileges of diamond players, no matter how little you wear, it's not cold"? !
[System] Dear diamond players, do you want to enable the "108 privileges of diamond players, no matter how much you wear, it won't be hot"? !
[System] Dear diamond players, do you want to enable "108 privileges of diamond players, the weather is nice"? !
……
【Du Mu】(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Plaid——!!!
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Small postscript to the system: here, people are stupid, and there is a lot of money, come quickly!
Even with so many cheating experiences, the moment Dumus saw the "leader" in the carriage, it instantly turned into a cloud!
Check this out and looks worth it!It's worth watching to death!
100 taels is nothing to change the name, and 30 taels to open a bunch of tasteless functions is nothing!Money is hard to buy, the beauty of the leader smiles! ! !
So Dumus started a more brain-dead money-throwing activity——
[System] Dear diamond players, do you want to enable "108 privileges of diamond players - view NPC data"? !
[System] Dear diamond players, do you want to enable the "108 privileges of diamond players and NPC screenshots commemorative"? !
[System] Dear diamond players, do you want to enable "I want to be more handsome among the 108 privileges of diamond players"? !
It costs 1 tael to open a privilege, and one tael is about 200 yuan.
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The system's happy little postscript 2: This person is stupid, has a lot of money, and is fast-tracking!
Just when Dumus went online every day to take care of his dear "Master", another big event happened!
Five days after he found the leader, the leader, again -- disappeared.
It's just a moment of a stick of incense.The room was clean and there was no trace, and none of the master guardians noticed it, as if someone had suddenly disappeared in the room.
It stands to reason that the NPC does not have the player's "Instant White Smoke" skill, so Dumus can only sigh: It is worthy of being the leader!Martial arts is superb!But the leader of QAQ, don't abandon him, he finally found you, QAQ...