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Chapter 59 Baby Baby

After a good night's sleep, Shang Yin woke up on time in the morning.

The person in his arms was still sleeping soundly, but his hands were tightly clutching his arm, for fear that he would run away, the appearance was unspeakably cute.

The phone on the bedside vibrated suddenly, and Shang Yin gently took it over.

It was Fu Zheng's WeChat message, asking him carefully if he wanted to go to shoot today.

Shang Yin looked at the person in his arms. It was rare for him to be lazy, so he sent a message to Fu Zheng and asked him to ask Mi Xuesong for half a day off.

In the yard outside the window, Fu Zheng looked around in circles at the small house with closed doors and windows, and countless thoughts passed through his mind.

Although there is a difference of more than 500 years, Fu Zheng believes that in this world, he should be the person who knows Shang Yin best.

The matter of the destruction of the elixir, not to mention Shang Yin, each of them felt uneasy.Right now, Fu Mingyi and the others are still depressed and sad in the stone room.

However, Shang Yin is not an ordinary person.

Fu Zheng felt that if Shang Yin still cared about what happened last night, he wouldn't reply to his WeChat.

When Shang Yin came back, it meant that he didn't care anymore.

At least, he has been able to control his emotions well.

Shang Yin was originally a psychologically strong person who was a bit perverted.No matter what happens, he can basically do it with ease.

However, he said he would take half a day off.

Liang Er entered the room last night and didn't come out, so something must have happened to the two of them.

However, it must be that Liang Er can't get up, right?

Why can't Shang Yin get out of bed?

Could it be that Liang Er attacked Shang Yin?After all, Shang Yin's body...

Fu Zheng shuddered and ran away. Reverse CP was too scary, and he didn't understand the gay world.

Shang Yin didn't know that Fu Zheng could make up so much by asking for half a day's leave, so he looked at Liang Er silently for a while before thinking of getting up to take a shower.

As a result, when he moved, the person who was sleeping soundly opened his eyes immediately.

Liang Er hugged Shang Yin's arm tightly reflexively, and blurted out, "Where are you going?"

Shang Yin understood that he was worried that he couldn't think about it, so he hid again, and patted Liang Er's buttocks: "The sun is already shining on the buttocks."

Liang Er was naked now, and when he slapped him, both of them froze for a moment.

Liang Er silently moved his head, and buried it in the pillow without a trace.

Last night, Shang Yin was so excited that he stripped him naked while kissing.

He served Liang Er comfortably with one hand, but Liang Er found that he was still unwilling to have a more intimate relationship.

Before knowing Shang Yin's physical condition, Liang Er felt that Shang Yin's reluctance probably meant that he didn't like him.

Later, when Fu Zheng said that his "heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are not healthy", Liang Er couldn't help thinking, could it be that Shang Yin is...not good?

In order to take care of Shang Yin's self-esteem, he didn't dare to ask, but he couldn't help thinking about what to do in the future.

It doesn't matter all the time, he also feels very comfortable using his hands, but Shang Yin...

Shang Yin probably saw what Liang Er was thinking, and took his hand to ask him to help.

Liang Er buried his face deeper, didn't he say he was in poor health?How could it be so big, so long, my hands are sore...

Shang Yin looked at the crimson ear tips protruding from the pillow, and couldn't help pinching his hands: "It's early in the morning, what are you thinking about?"

Liang Er snorted, and said in a muffled voice, "Why don't you go to the set?"

"I don't know the way, wait for the guide to come with me." Shang Yin said that it was rare for him to run the train, and coaxed Liang Er to be happy.

Sure enough, Liang Er raised his head and called out affectionately: "Husband~"

Shang Yin froze.

Liang Er saw it and became anxious: "What do you mean? You don't want to admit it, do you? Let me tell you, I also recorded the audio and left evidence. You can't deny it."

As he said, he was going to check his phone.

Shang Yin hurriedly hugged him: "I didn't say no, it's just that you are sure to have broad daylight...Huh? This room is not well soundproofed, and outsiders come and go..."

"I didn't say what I'm going to do." Liang Er didn't allow him to be sloppy, "I've already called you husband, shouldn't it be time for you to change your name?"

Shang Yin: "Then what should I call you?"

"You..." Liang Er was not happy, "Anyway, you have to call it differently, how can you call your wife by her name all the time?"

He already said it was his "wife", did he imply it clearly enough?

Liang Er made up his mind, if Shang Yin still pretended to be stupid, he would bite him right away!

Shang Yin blinked: "Baby?"

Liang Er shrank back into the quilt with a "swish" and covered his head, leaving only a handful of hair sticking out and trembling constantly.

Shang Yin was pleased by his reaction, and was about to speak when suddenly there was a commotion in the quilt.

Shang Yin could see Liang Er puffing through the quilt, so cute that it was a foul, he hurriedly got up.

Looking at it further, he may really not be able to shoot.

When the two went out, Liang Er suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Shang Yin's hand.

The corner of Shang Yin's mouth curled up, but he didn't speak.

When I left the yard, I met Liang Er's acquaintance. The other party's eyes rolled over the hands they clasped, gossiping: "Liang Er, your boyfriend is so handsome, when will you get married?"

"Just a few days." Liang Er said beamingly, "I'll treat you to a wedding wine when the time comes."

"Okay!" The other party was also happy, "Congratulations!"

Saying goodbye to his fellow villagers, Liang Er sneakily looked up at Shang Yin.

It happened that Shang Yin was also looking at him, their eyes collided, and Shang Yin had a half-smile expression on his face.

Liang Er coughed artificially: "You can't go back on your word!"

Shang Yin deliberately said: "What if I go back on my word?"

Liang Er looked at him in disbelief, Shang Yin was unmoved, Liang Er was angry: "If you dare to go back on your word, I will put the recording on the Internet! Then all the netizens will condemn you!"

"Oh." Shang Yin continued to tease him, "I don't care."

Liang Er angrily kicked a stone away: "You!!!"

Shang Yin couldn't help laughing, feeling extremely comfortable.

Liang Er knew that he was teasing her on purpose, so she lowered her head and said nothing.

Shang Yin smiled enough: "Baby."

Liang Er suddenly let go of his hand and ran away quickly.

I really can't stand him being called "Baby", but I like it so much!

The two arrived on the set one after the other, and they are preparing to shoot a scene of attacking the mountain.

It hasn't started yet, the staff is arranging props and cleaning up the mountain road by the way.

It is understandable for those messy branches to take a rest, but he saw a few staff members violently cutting down and trampling some irrelevant flowers and trees.

Liang Er felt a little distressed, and ran over and said, "Actually, these don't need to be cleaned up."

"This is what Director Mi asked, what do you know as a guide!" A staff member pushed Liang Er impatiently.

Liang Er saw that this man was the one who followed them yesterday.

If he didn't come out to brush up his presence, Liang Er almost forgot about him.

Now that he has jumped out, Liang Er is not going to let him go.

However, Liang Er didn't explode on the spot, but retreated to Shang Yin's side.

When passing by the wooden fence placed by the prop group on the side of the road, I saw that one of the fences was a little crooked.

However, Liang Er ignored it and walked straight past.

Just now the staff member took a look at Liang Er, pouted contemptuously, and continued to work.

Liang Er walked back to Shang Yin's side and whispered a few words in his ear.

Shang Yin nodded, looked at the crooked wooden fence, and called to the staff just now: "Mr. Yang, please move that fence, it will affect the shooting effect."

"Okay." The staff member agreed, and as soon as he turned his head and face, his face sank to the point of dripping water.

He was swearing and spitting out obscenities, and reached out to hold the wooden fence.

He didn't pay attention to his eyes at all, so he didn't see a bee with a big head and a tiger-striped body resting on the wooden fence.

The outstretched hand of the staff just happened to press on the hornet.

"Ah!" The staff screamed, causing everyone on the scene to look over.

"The hornet!" A well-informed female staff member just happened to see the flying bee, "The hornet is very poisonous, and it will kill you if you get bitten!"

The worker surnamed Yang who was stung by the hornet quickly became red and swollen from his hands to his arms.

"Ahhh..." The staff was in pain and itching, and when they heard this again, they were almost scared to death, "Help me! You help me..."

Mi Xuesong was devastated by the accident, so he ordered two strong staff members: "Hurry up, take him to the hospital."

"Yes, yes, hurry, hurry up!" Liang Er ran to the staff surnamed Yang, adding fuel and vinegar, "The hornet in our Qiyue Mountain is more poisonous than the hornet in other places. Basically, you will die if you sting it. Oh, Mr. Yang, don’t get excited, don’t get excited, it’s better not to move. When you get excited, the blood flow will be accelerated, and the toxins will also flow, and you will die faster... Oh, no, I talk nonsense when I’m in a hurry. I mean , the possibility of death is even greater, it’s not right..."

"Ouch, little ancestor, please stop talking." Mi Xuesong pulled Liang Er away with his head as big as a bucket.

The staff member surnamed Yang originally wanted to run down the mountain quickly, but when he heard Liang Er's words, his legs immediately went limp.

Mi Xuesong was going crazy, and Liang Er came up with an idea: "Isn't there a stretcher there? Take it, the old doctor in the village has medicine, which can delay the spread of the toxin, and then send it to the big hospital!"

The stretcher is a prop prepared for filming. Two strong staff put the staff surnamed Yang on the stretcher and carried it down the mountain.

Unexpectedly, after walking less than ten steps, the stretcher suddenly broke in the air, and the staff member surnamed Yang fell directly to the ground, his heart almost stopped beating in fright, and he cried like a ghost.

After a long while, the few people had successfully descended the mountain, but the mountain suddenly became quiet, and the crew looked at each other in blank dismay.

Liang Er complained in a moderate voice: "It's fine if you don't worship the mountain god when you enter the mountain, and it's not respectful, alas..."

He shook his head with an inscrutable face, and the only female staff next to him was taken aback for a moment: "Lianger, Shan, what is the mountain god?"

"I heard from the old people in the village that there are mountain gods in ancient mountains like Qiyue Mountain." Liang Er lowered his voice mysteriously, "For strangers who come here for the first time, it's best to worship them."

"Ah?" Both female staff were dubious, "Where is the mountain god?"

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether you believe in the mountain god or not." Liang Er changed the subject after creating an atmosphere in place, "But it's better to be a human being with a little more awe, otherwise no one knows when retribution will come, you think so?"

The two kept nodding.

Liang Er returned to Shang Yin with satisfaction.

Shang Yin whispered helplessly: "Enough trouble?"

"He must be Fu Yu's man, and death is not a pity." Liang Er snorted softly, "Besides, I have already detoxified him, and if he can't die, I just want to scare him."

It would not be a good thing if the crew died in Qiyue Mountain.

Therefore, Liang Er will not really let that staff member die.

But after this trip, the staff will not die, but they will be scared to death, and the crew will not dare to mess around in Qiyue Mountain again, so it is quite a good deal.

Shang Yin rubbed his head.

Liang Er became proud again: "I'm amazing, right?"

"Yeah." Shang Yin smiled slightly, "My baby has always been very good."

Liang Er: ...

It's over!My legs are weak!