Chapter 115 Young Master Xiao is Funny
Chapter 115 Young Master Xiao is Funny
After communicating with the producer, Ji Mian became the only guest who knew that Xiao Jiashu was about to participate in the fourth episode of "Wild Adventurer".The two got up early in the morning to catch the plane, and didn't have time to eat breakfast.
"Brother Ji, are you hungry? I'll go shopping for you." Xiao Jiashu raised his phone and shook it.
"Let's go together, buy a few more bags of bread to prepare, you can eat when you're hungry on the way." Ji Mian grabbed his shoulders and walked towards a cafe.
After eating, Xiao Jiashu went to the cashier to check out, and packed breakfast for several assistants by the way.Ji Mian held two trolley suitcases in each hand, and stood at the door waiting for him.He wore a hat and sunglasses, but his unusually outstanding figure and temperament were still recognized by passing fans.
"Oh, is that Teacher Ji?" A sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl exclaimed.Her companion quickly tiptoed to watch, but did not dare to run over to say hello.
The man stood out from the crowd, taller than the foreigners coming and going. Although he was wearing a set of loose casual clothes, he couldn't hide his perfect figure. Most of his face was covered by sunglasses, but his body was exposed. The bridge of the nose, lips, and jaw are very sexy, and they are more cool and mysterious than taking off the sunglasses.
Many people would slow down their walking speed when they passed by him, and then glance at him if there was nothing. Some women would look back at him frequently even after passing by, their eyes full of admiration.Therefore, although temperament is illusory, it cannot be concealed. As long as a person has a sufficiently outstanding temperament, he will be the focus of attention everywhere.
"That's right, it's Teacher Ji. I'm his die-hard fan, even if he turns into ashes, I'll recognize him." Another little girl raised her hand and waved it, but the name she yelled changed to "Xiao Jiashu". Embarrassed.
All her companions looked at her with condemning eyes, and said aggressively, "Why are you calling Xiao Jiashu?"
"I, I don't know either!" The little girl who had just joined the cult covered her mouth, trembling with fright.Several of her good girlfriends are pure fans. If she knows that she has betrayed, this trip will definitely turn into a trip to hell.
"Have you become a CP fan?" The little girl in the lead poked her head hard with her fingertips and said angrily, "Quit now, don't harm Teacher Ji! Teacher Ji has worked hard in the entertainment industry for many years. Don't ruin his reputation. Who wants to gossip with a man? It's not a good thing! CP fans are the most hopeless. How heartbroken, for your own good, and for the good of Teacher Ji, you should hurry back to the army!"
Several other little girls also gathered around to persuade them, as if their companions had done some heinous and bad things.When the little girl held her head in doubt about her life, and was even a little shaken, Ji Mian, who heard the shout, turned his head to look at them, his lips curled up slightly.
He is very sensitive to his lover's name, as long as he hears it, he will subconsciously search for it, which is faster than hearing his own name.
The little girl who was scolded so badly was stunned, and said in disbelief, "Mr. Ji seems to have heard that he is looking at us! Really, he is really looking at us, and he just laughed!"
The aggressive little girls immediately put down their hands on their hips and acted cutely.The little girl who joined the cult probably had an evil personality by nature, but she bit the bullet and shouted, "Teacher Ji, where is Xiao Jiashu?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the extremely well-behaved companion immediately lowered her face and stared at her fiercely.Fuck, this kind of pig teammate is not allowed!She dared to play a role in front of her idol, what a pitfall!No no no, it's a sinkhole!Do you know how hard it is to run into Mr. Ji once at the airport?It's fine if you don't express your admiration well, why are you talking about outsiders?But any straight man would not like his name tied to another man, would he?Do you still want to get a group photo and autograph?
The little girl also seemed to realize that she had said something wrong, she quickly covered her face with her hands, and moaned silently.It's over, will she arouse Teacher Ji's disgust and break up the CP?She has just entered the pit, is she going to be woken up by the cruel reality so soon?Sure enough, there is no future in the CP circle, woo woo woo...
But Ji Mian's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations.He first looked around and found that not many people noticed, so he raised his index finger and made a quiet gesture, then waved to the cafe with a gentle smile on his face.
After a while, Xiao Jiashu, who was wearing the same style of casual clothes, came out from the inside, with a food bag hanging from his elbow, holding a cup of coffee in each hand. Mian, her pink and thin lips kept opening and closing, as if she was saying something.If he didn't wear sunglasses, he would definitely show a happy expression, because he always looks like that in front of Ji Mian.
Ji Mian naturally lowered his head to drink coffee, and pointed to the little girls after finishing.Xiao Jiashu turned his head and looked over, his thin lips suddenly raised a beautiful arc, and his snow-white teeth seemed to be shining.
Seeing the intimate interaction between the two, the little girls were stunned and completely forgot to run over to ask for a group photo and autograph.The two seemed to be in a hurry, they put their hands together and made a thank you gesture, then left.When turning around, Xiao Jiashu went to pick up the trolley case in Ji Mian's hand, but Ji Mian dodged it, and took the food bag hanging from his elbow.The relaxed Xiao Jiashu could only raise a coffee cup to feed Ji Mian.
Seemingly finding it boring to walk like this, Xiao Jiashu drank his own coffee in a few sips, threw it into the trash can, then put his free arm on Ji Mian's shoulder, and walked awkwardly on his feet.Most of his body was hung around Ji Mian's neck, so Ji Mian had to lower his head slightly to accommodate him, but there was no expression of impatience or discomfort on his face. Instead, he turned his head to look at him frequently, smiling dotingly, Listen carefully to what he has to say.
The two people, shoulder to shoulder, walked further and further away, and then the cult girl raised her fist to cover her mouth, so as not to scream herself.Ahhh, so cute and loving!Fortunately, she had the foresight to take out her mobile phone and record the video the moment Xiao Jiashu walked out!If this resource is put into the group, everyone will regard her as the leader! The CP circle is really not in vain!
When the cult girl secretly sent the video, the feelings of the other girls were very complicated.Having never seen a real person, it is difficult for them to imagine what it would be like for two men to be together.But the pair of Ji Mian and Xiao Jiashu is really special, they both have a handsome face, a good figure with a golden ratio, and both have outstanding temperament and intimidating aura.
Standing alone, they would look very unattainable, but when they get together, they suddenly fall from the clouds. This fall is not the kind of face to the ground, but very popular, laughing and making trouble. Happy and comfortable, harmonious and perfect.
Staring blankly at the backs of them going away, the leading girl coughed and said in embarrassment, "Did Teacher Ji think we were Xiao Jiashu's fans just now? He and Xiao Jiashu have a really good relationship, really like a couple brother."
"That's right, that's right, they are brother CPs, it's nothing. Our fans are not couple CPs." The cult girl explained with 300 taels of silver here.No matter what CP he is, as long as he has candy every day.
"Okay, Brother Fan's CP is fine. In the future, everyone should be careful when speaking in the organization, don't be too outrageous. The entertainment industry is so complicated, it's not easy for Mr. Ji to make a sincere friend, we have to support it." The leader The girl waved her hand, "Let's go, go check in."
The rest of the girls looked at each other, then nodded obediently.One of the girls walked up to the cult girl and said quickly in a very low voice, "I want to join the cult, please introduce me." Before the cult girl could nod, the other party had already stepped forward, pretending to be okay.
Not long after, another girl took her to the side and hurriedly said, "I want to join the church, quickly pull me into the group, there are good resources for everyone to share!"
Hey, what the hell is going on with these people?Just now everyone scolded me like a grandson, but now they pretend to be grandsons, so angry!But the anger returned, the girl still pulled them into the group, and the lineup of the cult expanded further.
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Although the journey is long, but with a lover by my side, it seems to pass in the blink of an eye.After landing in the city closest to the tropical island, Ji Mian had to leave alone, and he explained a lot of things before leaving.Xiao Jiashu was also very sad. He didn't sleep much for two days, and his eyes were dark.
This wilderness adventure adopts the extreme survival mode. The program group will not provide guests with a drop of water or a grain of food, and they have to build or find everything by themselves.Ji Mian continues to serve as the captain of the red team. The previously built tree house has been demolished, and they have to pick a new campsite and start from scratch.
Based on his rich experience, Ji Mian selected a camp that would neither get the sun nor accumulate water, and then divided up the work for everyone. The construction of houses can be done slowly. The weather has been very good recently, and it should not rain in a short time, but the water Fire, fire and food are the most important things. You must first start the fire, and then find enough fresh water and food, so that everyone can survive.
It is no exaggeration to say that it is the extreme mode. This time, the program group only distributes three tools to everyone, a dagger, a compass, and a sewing kit, nothing else, and the rules are stricter than the previous episodes. If you ask the staff for water and food, you will be eliminated immediately, and your team will lose the game.
All the guests originally thought that the program group was joking, and they would lend a helping hand when they really couldn't survive, but soon they realized that they were too naive.On the first day, neither group could start a fire, and they could only drink coconut water when they were thirsty. They ate bitter bananas and sour wild fruits when they couldn't find food. The taste was indescribable.
After barely surviving this day, everyone's lips had blisters and white skin to varying degrees, and they looked more and more haggard.They finally understood that the program team was trying to beat them to death. If they didn't work hard, they would kneel down and cry and beg them for a little food in three days. That would be a shame!
"Guests, I have some unfortunate news for you. There will be heavy rain after nightfall. Please prepare accordingly. We will not provide you with clean and fresh clothes. You can do it yourself." The director risked his life said Danger.
The guest who was made to cry without tears really rebelled, took off his shoes and threw at the director.
"After you've exhausted your breath, let's go find food. I can see that you don't have much coconuts and fruits. You'll either die of thirst or starvation later." The director adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, his tone was cold.
Huang Yingxue and Liang Mingzhen cried with each other, saying that they were cheated by the show crew and shouldn't have come to this damn show in the first place.But the harder they cry and the more miserable their descriptions, the more the audience loves to watch them.This is the fun of survival in the wilderness.
The guest who replaced Lin Leyang was a young student in his early twenties named Yu Yuyu.Under the banner of Little Crown, he always followed Ji Mian, as if he wanted to fill Xiao Jiashu's vacancy.
"Brother, shall we continue to light the fire today?" He asked, pointing to the wood drilling tool made by Ji Mian himself.
"Let's try it first, if it doesn't work, let's go find water and food." Ji Mian frowned and sat down.He drilled all day yesterday but failed to light the fire, and only then did he understand how difficult it is for primitive people.Because the tools are too simple, the speed of drilling wood cannot be improved, it is difficult to rub against heat, and the small clumps of velvet grass used to make fire are not dry enough. Every time I get a little spark, I always blow it out and it will go out.
Ji Mian was hovering between surprise and disappointment all day yesterday, and even despaired today.
"If it doesn't work, we won't light the fire at all." He said decisively.Fortunately, this is a recorded program, not a real survival in the wilderness, otherwise he would die on this island sooner or later.
Yu Yuyu nodded obediently, "It's okay, we can still eat fruit without fire, brother, don't put too much pressure on yourself." He sat next to Ji Mian with his knees hugged, looking at him intently.
The conscience of the program crew is not dead yet, at least they gave Ji Mian a pair of gloves, otherwise his palms would have been worn out.When he drilled wood quickly, his mind couldn't help thinking about the little tree, wondering if he would fall asleep at night in the hotel alone, would he play games all night again, would he forget to eat, would he be in the street Walking around and being cheated...
Xiao Shu was right, if he didn't come with him this time, Ji Mian would definitely be very sad.Although he has already known the news that he will participate in the show, Ji Mian is still worried and looking forward to it.For him, as long as he can see Xiaoshu, it is the biggest surprise, and it has nothing to do with whether he knows it or not.
"Ah! There are sparks!" Yu Yuyu's exclamation interrupted Ji Mian's thoughts. He quickly picked up the wood, held it with his palms, and carefully blew on the fire, but he didn't know whether Yu Yuyu was intentional or unintentional. Leaning towards him with her mouth open, she blows head to head with him.
Ji Mian hid for a while, and the sparks were instantly extinguished by the sea breeze, which made him extremely irritable.He dropped the scorched wood and said in a deep voice, "Come and try it, I'll leave for a while."
Yu Yuyu looked up at him, eyes full of grievances. VJ immediately took a close-up of his face.
Ji Mian didn't say anything, and went straight, and asked the director in private to ask when Xiaoshu arrived at the island.
"Xiao Jiashu has already set off, and he will arrive in about an hour. He will come on a yacht, and then you can go fishing."
"An hour more?" Ji Mian looked at his watch, frowning tightly.After separating from the director, he returned to the camp and found that Yu Yuyu was crying with his palms in his hands, as if he was injured, and he felt even more irritable.He gradually realized that even if he was with Xiaoshu, as long as he was away from him for too long, he would still lose control of his temper, be unable to concentrate on what he was doing, and would not be pleasing to the eye.
"What's wrong with you?" He asked holding back his temper.
"My palm is worn out." Yu Yuyu said with tears in his eyes, holding up his white and tender palm.
It's so strange, if Xiaoshu showed such an expression, Ji Mian would only find it cute and feel distressed, but for another person, he felt that the other person was really too weak.It's nothing to scratch your hands, Xiaoshu's entire sole of his foot lost a layer of skin back then, and he didn't cry out that it hurts.
No, I really can't think about this matter, Ji Mian will explode if I think about it.He suppressed his impatience and asked, "Didn't the director distribute gloves to everyone? You didn't wear them?"
Yu Yuyu's face froze slightly, and he said in a low voice, "I forgot." As he spoke, he began to rummage through the many pockets on the overalls, and finally found the gloves from the back of his butt.
"Here, this is a sewing kit, pop the blisters, but don't peel off the skin." Ji Mian handed the sewing kit over, then took the wood and continued drilling.He glanced at his watch every few minutes, feeling more and more restless.When I was with Xiaoshu, an hour seemed to pass in the blink of an eye.Leaving him, an hour feels as long as a year. It turns out that this is the feeling of "living a day like a year", which the ancients really knew how to describe.
Yu Yuyu clumsily picked up a needle to pick up blisters, and Huang Yingxue and Yu Baixiu, who had gone out to look for food, came back with distressed faces.
"Ah, Xiaoyu's palms are blistered? Come here, sister will help you pick." Huang Yingxue quickly grabbed Yu Yuyu's hand.Yu Yuyu approached her and asked in a low voice, "Sister, does Brother Ji not like me? He doesn't talk to me very much."
"No, he treats everyone like that." Huang Yingxue, who has recorded three episodes, no longer thinks that Ji Mian is a gentle and amiable person. It's going to be embarrassing, but it's not going to be great, and trying to have a close relationship with him is delusional.
At first, Huang Yingxue thought that she could get Ji Mian's preferential treatment by virtue of her beauty and gender, but from the first episode, she understood that the preferential treatment was just a dream. He didn't treat women like men, but treated men like animals. up.Of course there are exceptions, but it's a pity that person quit after only recording half an episode, otherwise their life would be much easier.
When Huang Yingxue was thinking wildly, Yu Baixiu said tremblingly, "Captain, we only found this little thing. I don't know if it's enough to eat." He put down the package made of coat, and showed today's spoils - a coconut, a few jujubes, A bunch of green bananas.
After the show was broadcast, they knew that Ji Mian was afraid of heights, so they took the initiative to pick coconuts.But Yu Baixiu couldn't climb trees at all, so he couldn't get up after several attempts, so he had to smash it with stones and poke it with a bamboo pole. After working hard for a long time, he finally managed to get a coconut.
How can one coconut be enough for four people?Everyone will die of thirst, right?
Ji Mian also realized the seriousness of the problem, and sighed, "It seems that if we don't make fire, we have to make it. Only with fire can we distill fresh water from sea water."
"Yeah, Yingxue and I can't climb trees, Xiaoyu's palm is broken again, the only way now is to distill seawater or collect dew." Yu Baixiu wiped his face, never felt that survival was so difficult.Collecting dew is too troublesome, and the water obtained in a few hours is not enough to drink in one mouthful, so it is useless.
"Then take turns drilling wood." Ji Mian said.
When the red team members stared at the wood, the blue team didn't have this kind of trouble.Shi Tingheng is very good at climbing trees, he can pick as many coconuts as he wants, and his food is also fruits, which can be eaten raw.They also tried drilling wood to make fire, again without success, and soon gave up.
Don’t think it’s easy to make fire by drilling wood. A senior explorer once did a live broadcast. It took twelve days to make a fire, which is simply the biggest challenge for survival in the wilderness.Afterwards, he warned everyone not to be too obsessed with fire. If you have it, you can make do with it, unless you plan to live in the wild for several years.
After working for a long time, Huang Yingxue took off her gloves and threw them on the ground, breaking down, "Axi, I'm quitting! Come on, if anyone starts a fire today, I'll kneel down and call him daddy!"
"If you can light the fire, I can kneel down and call your mother." Yu Baixiu no longer cared about her image.
"Let me try again." Yu Yuyu whispered.
Ji Mian frowned tightly, really wanting to throw this piece of wood far into the sea. VJ pointed at his face and filmed his irritated expression.
At this moment, a yacht sailed on the sea level, and a man stood on the side of the ship and waved desperately.Ji Mian was stunned for a moment, then threw away the wood and ran towards the beach quickly, setting up a pergola with his hands and looking out.The yacht was getting closer and closer, and the people on the boat grabbed the railing and leaned forward, shouting loudly, "Brother Ji, I'm coming!"
Ji Mian's face, which had been tense for a day and night, finally eased, his lips curled up slightly, and he smiled happily.He waved his hands and said nervously, "Don't lie on the railing, be careful not to fall!"
"Oh!" Xiao Jiashu, who rushed over quickly, stepped back, stood on the deck and jumped up and down, stretching his neck, as if he could see Brother Ji more clearly.If he could, he would like to jump into the sea immediately and swim towards Brother Ji.
"Brother Ji, how are you doing?" He jumped high, "Brother Ji, do you miss me?" He jumped again, "Brother Ji, HELLO, look at me..." He jumped up and down It even sang like a rabbit that was extremely excited.
Ji Mian supported his forehead and laughed loudly, the miserable life of this day and night was offset by the surprise at this moment.
Huang Yingxue, Yu Baixiu and the others laughed so hard that they almost fell into the sea.They knew from the first episode that Xiao Jiashu is definitely the joker of the red team. With him, everyone's life will definitely be easier.
The author has something to say: I mistaken the functions of PD and VJ earlier, it is not easy to change the text frequently during the serialization, sorry!From this chapter, I corrected everything.
PD=program director, is the program director or art director.
VJ=VisualJockey, portable photographer.
No culture is terrible, ashamed!
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