Society owes me a brother

Chapter 147

On the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, the New Year is not over yet.According to the regulations of the playground, the gates were not opened before the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.It's a pity that the iron-clad rules can't stop the domineering president from wanting to contract the fish pond -- bah, the ambition of the playground.Under the temptation of the check, the hardworking and intelligent playground employees still chose to work overtime during the New Year's Day and stick to their jobs.

At 08:30 in the morning, Lu Chi arrived at the gate of Yanjing Playground half an hour earlier.In the middle of winter, even if the weather is clear, there is still a bit of severe coldness.In his hand, Lu Chi held a copy of "Strategy Encyclopedia" that was given out for free by the playground, and a copy of "360 Strategies for Dating Men and Women" bought at the corner bookstore. With reference to each other, he quickly integrated a "Dating in Playground" in the shortest possible time. Raiders".

"...you should let your girlfriend feel your thoughtfulness, care, pampering and care at the first time of dating..."

Lu Chi looked at the first article of "Dating Rules", pondered for a moment, walked to a milk tea shop opposite the amusement park, and bought two cups of original milk tea.

By the time he came out of the shop with milk tea in his hands, there were already people gathered at the entrance of the playground.

Xing Yuan, Cui Zhenyang, Zhuo Zhuo, Zhang Yang... four standard singles.

Mr. Ba Zong, who was deeply influenced by the "Rules of Dating", ignored the four single dogs frankly, and stuffed the milk tea in Yue Bin's hand.

Seeing this, Xing Yuan yelled unwillingly: "Why did you only buy the two of you? There are so many people! Everyone knows that you two are a couple, but you don't have to go too far, do you?"

"...Let your other side feel the special treatment at all times! Let everyone know that you two are a couple." In short, it is to show your affection in public.

Lu Chi raised the "Dating Rules" in Yang's hand, and said calmly: "So, from now on, I can only bring things to our family Binbin. You can buy what you want to eat yourself."

The four single dogs looked at each other helplessly.

"If you keep doing this, I'm really going to call the Yanjing Dog Lovers Association."

Faced with Lu Chi's brutal and all-round attack on dating strategies, even Zhang Yang, a self-proclaimed "out-of-single Wang" classmate, couldn't bear it: "It's the Chinese New Year, you really can't do this."

"That's right, if we go on like this, we're going to be really messed up. We have to suffer such abuse as a shield for you, there's no such thing as you!"

"Isn't it? It's the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month. We can't spend the year with you two to enjoy the cold wind. We are already ready to eat dog food. But your dog food can't be Northwest flavor, right? "

A group of friends were excited and expressed their desire to resist the oppression of the brutal bourgeoisie.To fight!To equal rights!It's delicious!To drink milk tea!Reject the cruel and senseless all-round dog food!

"That's exactly another thing I'm going to say!"

Unexpectedly, instead of compromising, the cruel big devil took out two self-made strategies.Keep one for yourself, and give the other to Zhang Yang: "When all the classmates come, you can take them to play according to this strategy."

Zhang Yang vaguely had a bad premonition in his heart: "What about you?"

"We will leave the large army under the pretext of getting lost during the raid." Lu Chi gave Zhang Yang a wink of "you understand", and said brazenly: "In order to ensure everyone's safety, I will ask you to lead the team next."

Zhang Yang: "..." Co-authoring, I am not only a shield, but also a tour guide and male nanny.

"No, why!" Zhang Yang almost cried without tears: "I also want to have fun for a day!"

"But among the few of us, except for me and Binbin, you are the only one who is out of order." Lu Chi looked at Zhang Yang very honestly, with the radiance of the Virgin on his expressionless face, and pointed out sharply: " Don’t you want to fight! You want equal rights! You want to reject the cruel and senseless dog food crushing of couples!”

"So in order to balance the hearts of the majority of single dogs, you, a famous grass owner, will naturally have to take on more heavy responsibilities!" Lu Chi said, patted Zhang Yang on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "You are not a dog lover. Well, then prove that you love small animals with practical actions!"

Zhang Yang: "..."

Without waiting for Zhang Yang's angry rebuttal, Lu Chi asked first: "Or, are you all willing to help Zhang Yang share the burden?"

The three of Xing Yuan shook their heads immediately: "No, let's be singles and have fun freely."

Zhuo Zhuo stretched out his hand to pat Zhang Yang, gloating at the schadenfreude: "You are all out of the singles. It's different from those of us who are single. If you have a family and a business, you have to get used to bearing heavier burdens. After all You don't represent yourself."

Zhang Yang: "..." Damn, the friendship boat capsizes!

"Then you can always help me take care of a few girls." Zhang Yang persuasively lobbied: "Isn't the situation obvious! Since you are all single, you should have the awareness to leave the singles at any time. I think the classmates this time A party is an opportunity."

Hey, that seems to make sense!

The excellent student who was particularly innocent in a certain way rubbed his chin thoughtfully.Before he could figure out why, Xing Yuan hooked his neck.

The excellent future NBA star reached out and rubbed Zhuozhuo's head, and said with a smile: "Don't listen to Zhang Yang fooling you. But anyone who can see each other in high school has already fallen in love with him. You don't have to wait until now. If you were at the beginning If you don’t like it, that’s what’s going on now. Besides, with our current situation, we probably have to stay in country M to work hard in the next few years. Even if we really return to China, what will happen in the future is uncertain.”

"But I was obsessed with studying in high school and couldn't extricate myself!" Zhuoyue turned his head to look at Xing Yuan, and said seriously, "So I didn't pay much attention to girls or anything."

Xing Yuan: "..."

Cui Zhenyang, who had been watching coldly, cleared his throat, and said: "I said top students, the vast world has a lot to do, you don't need to eat grass by the side of the nest, right?"

Hearing the words, Zhuo Zhuo suddenly thought of something, and said unconvinced: "That's not necessarily true. I remember that when I was in high school, Xing Yuan liked Qiao Xiaohua'er. He will come later, maybe Xing Yuan and this The school belle is right!"

"It's been a hundred years old, and you're still turning over the old score!" Xing Yuan angrily rubbed Zhuo Zhuo's head: "I still remember that you were so annoying when you were in high school!"

"You are an ancestor!" Zhuo Zhuo snorted, elbowing Xing Yuan away.Just as he was about to say something, several cars suddenly turned around at the intersection and slowly stopped at the entrance of the amusement park.

"Why did you arrive so early!" Qiao Shiyu, who said Cao Cao would be there, opened the car door and got off, and said with a smile, "Didn't you agree to meet at the gate of the playground at nine o'clock?"

The girls who came with Qiao Shiyu also got off the car one after another.

"Hi, school beauty—" Xing Yuan, who was pushed away, put his arms around Zhuo Zhuo's shoulders while waving to Qiao Shiyu.It's a pity that before he finished speaking, he was blocked by a man's figure who suddenly appeared among the pink loli.

"Why do you have such expressions, don't you know me?" The boy who followed Qiao Shiyu and got out of the car smiled slightly.He has a very handsome appearance, with soft contours, a hint of weakness and gloom between his brows, and a somewhat thin figure. He is wearing a knee-length white down jacket, black jeans, and a white knitted hat on his head. The image of the handsome boy that children are most fond of.

The boy walked up to Yue Bin, stretched out his right hand, and said with great emotion, "Long time no see, Yue Bin. Thank you for helping me take care of Shiyu for so many years."

The atmosphere was a little quiet for a while.Yue Bin stared at the boy for a while, then slowly shook his hand, and said in a deep voice, "Long time no see, Liu Yang."

Lu Chi moved slightly.Before he could speak, Liu Yang's eyes turned to him, and he frowned, and said with a smile: "You are the hero in Shiyu who refused the beauty's promise after saving the beauty, right? I'm Liu Yang , Shiyu was and is now her boyfriend."

"I've heard of you too." Lu Chi shook hands with Liu Yang.

Qiao Shiyu, who had been standing by the side, explained helplessly: "Liu Yang was exchanged to our school last semester, so he came back with me during the Chinese New Year. Last night my dad took me to Liu's house to pay New Year's greetings. He also saw it when he got the text message. He insisted on coming with me..."

Liu Yang smiled, and asked a little shyly: "I think most of us know each other. I came back from abroad and didn't find a suitable opportunity to meet you, so I took this opportunity to come here uninvited. You guys You can bring your family members with you for class reunion, right?"

"Of course." Yue Bin said with a smile: "But I really didn't expect that after you have been away for so many years, you come back and appear directly in the name of a family member."

"I'm forced to do this too!" Liu Yang smiled at Yue Bin, and said self-deprecatingly, "Actually, I was still worried when I came here. The class reunion is at the playground, so who wants to take this opportunity to confess in public? I'm also afraid that it's our family's poetry that will be confessed, so I can only be an uninvited guest once."

"Don't worry about that." Lu Chi hooked the corner of his mouth, and put his arms around Yue Bin's shoulders in front of outsiders for the first time: "It has nothing to do with the confession, I just suddenly want to feel the Ba Zongqiao that some people were particularly obsessed with in high school." part."

Liu Yang: "..." I always feel like I was slapped on the face by something.

"Then I'm relieved." After being silent for a while, Liu Yang, who was overwhelmed by Lu Chi's willful behavior of bullying at the slightest disagreement, managed to regain his composure, and praised embarrassingly: "I didn't expect the founder of the campus network to be famous on Wall Street. A rising financial genius also has such a...romantic side."

"Well, it's getting late. Let's not all stand at the door, let's go in quickly!" Seeing that the topic was getting more and more awkward, Zhang Yang, who was entrusted with a heavy responsibility, had to stand up and smooth things over: "Everyone knows that today's playground It has already been contracted by us. So whoever wants to play can go directly to play, everyone have fun!"

On the other side, Lu Chi, who was behind everyone, looked at Yue Bin, who had been in a low mood, and suddenly said: "In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, and he can also watch the sky at night to seek the wind." Praying for rain. On this day, Zhuge Liang prayed for wind on the altar."

"Wind, wind, can you blow westward? Then the wind said no, I have no form, shape, color, and taste. Zhuge Liang asked again, can you blow eastward? Then the wind became angry: You think fruits are not good enough for vegetables Is that all right?"

After speaking, Lu Chi looked at Yue Bin expectantly.

Yue Bin blinked his eyes, very innocent: "???"

After staring at each other for a long time, Lu Chi was expressionless, inexplicably wronged: "Why don't you smile?"

Yue Bin: "..."

Yue Bin looked at Lu Chi tentatively: "Did you just tell a joke?"

Lu Chi then opened a page of "360 Strategies for Dating Men and Women" in his hand and handed it to Yue Bin. Yue Bin stretched out his head and saw that it read: "Keep a sense of humor properly, women like things that can make them laugh." man."

Yue Bin slowly raised his head to look at Lu Chi.

Lu Chi looked back with clear eyes.

After looking at each other for a long time, Yue Bin slowly raised the corners of his mouth, imitating the heroines in idol dramas, and said with a dry smile: "...Ha. Haha. Hahaha. It's really funny!"

Lu Chi: "..."