On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

Chapter 36 Beauty, beauty is so cute

Yu Zijin heard that Xuanbei was squatting in the grass to catch grasshoppers when he was furious in the court that day.

"Did he swear?" Yu Zijin asked, his eyes fixed on the little insect that was almost melting into the green leaves, and he walked quietly, and quickly closed his hands, closing the little grasshopper in his palms.

The little eunuch Xiao Jinzi was speechless, "It seems to be scolding, what an old bastard, a piece of shit, it's extremely fierce."

Xuan Bei usually looked at him coldly when he got angry with him, and was too lazy to talk to him.

Yu Zijin couldn't think of Xuanbei's scolding appearance, so he felt funny and giggled.

"Is it dead?" Yu Zijin asked curiously again, "Does he want a head?"

In his memory, Xuanbei seemed to like to pick off his head when he got angry.

"That's a big case of fraud in the imperial examination!" Xiao Jinzi's tone was like singing an opera, his voice was high-pitched and thin, sometimes high and sometimes low.

He glanced left and right, pretending to be mysterious, and said, "Your Majesty sent that chief examiner into the clan mansion for investigation and torture on the spot. Who doesn't know that His Majesty likes to punish officials who take bribes and corruption? This Jin Lin can't turn himself around." Now, maybe how many people will be involved!"

Yu Zijin couldn't listen to these adults and villains. He had experienced death but could easily forget it carelessly.For a few days he had occasionally been in awe of the horror of death, but now he didn't care at all.He just looked at Xiao Jinzi's frowning and staring expression vividly and amusedly, and smiled happily to himself.

No one could tell that this was a boy who had been beaten and scolded since he was a child, and lost a mother half a month ago.

"You really know how to tell stories! Why didn't you tell me stories earlier?" Yu Zijin grinned.It turned out that Xiao Jinzi was a dispensable attendant who always lowered his head like a mouse, and was one of thousands of little eunuchs.

This time Yu Zijin came back from outside the Great Wall and developed a habit of being restless. Every day when Xuanbei was busy, he ran around among the red walls and green leaves.Hide-and-seek, treasure hunting, catching grasshoppers, countless new ways of playing are learned from Dorami, and gradually applied to Xiao Jinzi.At the beginning, the little eunuchs still talked about the difference between superiority and inferiority, always talking about safety and danger.Within two days, he forgot about this, and the fake shell of keeping himself safe was lost without knowing it, revealing his true nature of loving to pass on the big and small things in the palace.

Hearing what Yu Zijin said at this time, Xiao Jinzi scratched his head and showed a straightforward smile, "That's because Eunuch Yan said that you should keep your head down and talk less, so you can live for many years. Eunuch Yan is a slave godfather, what did he say?" It's all right."

"He didn't know you told such a good story." Yu Zijin praised him bluntly, which made his face turn red.

"There is supposed to be a sacrificial ceremony next month, and it just happens to go to get rid of the bad luck." Xiao Jinzi couldn't keep his mouth shut, and frowned bitterly, and said, "The imperial concubine has been ill recently. The queen mother has been in a bad mood since the year before last. I haven't seen you for a long time." People disappeared. There was another war this year, and the king was still injured. There was also a major fraud case in Chunwei, involving hundreds of heads. Hey, there is really no good sign. It would be good if the sacrifice can go away."

Yu Zijin carefully narrowed the space in one hand until he caught the grasshopper between two fingers, then reached out to grab its two hind legs and pulled it out.Bright red blood gushed out of the grasshopper's mouth and the heels of its legs, and after struggling with its limbs, it froze.

Yu Zijin threw away the dead grasshopper and went to catch another one, asking, "Is the sacrificial ceremony fun?"

"Little master, don't pull your legs! If you pull your legs, you will die!" Xiao Jinzi stopped him impatiently, and then replied: "It's not for fun. The grand ceremony of offering sacrifices to the ancestors of heaven and earth is for the safety of the family and the country. I can also see the national teacher for luck Well. It is said that the national teachers of all dynasties came down to the earth to overcome the calamity, and they can read the horoscope, play the gossip and push the stars, and you can know whether you are rich or not in this life with a glance."

Yu Zijin only retorted, "If you don't move your legs, it will jump away."

"Catch again after jumping away." Xiao Jinzi suddenly forgot what he said just now, and kept saying, "There are so many grasshoppers. Anyway, if you catch them to play with, you can catch them again after jumping away. You are so good at pulling your legs, you will catch them in no time." dead."

—but I grabbed it, and it was mine.Of course they are not allowed to run, they must pull their legs.If it is still alive, it is his, even if it is dead, it is still his.It's just that he doesn't want it anymore.

This was just said in Yu Zijin's heart, and Yu Zijin saw that Xiao Jinzi didn't like him pulling out grasshopper legs, so he smiled sweetly: "Catch one who doesn't run away and give it to Xuanbei, so that he won't get angry with me." say."

Among the palaces, only Yu Zijin has the guts to rush up and cause trouble.Xiao Jinzi touched his nose and stopped talking.But seeing Yu Zijin pulling off the grasshopper's long legs without blinking, he couldn't help winking.

Yu Zijin immersed himself in catching grasshoppers again, going back and forth to kill dozens of them before catching one stubborn grasshopper with amazing bones.He happily held it in his hand and was about to go back.Tilting his head, he saw Xi Le's pretty face not far away.

"See Princess."

Xiao Jinzi knelt down with a thud, his voice was unsteady, showing that he was also flustered when Xile was approaching.

Xi Le looked at him out of the corner of her eye, "Bold slave, talking about my princess and concubine in private!"

It is clear that the joy is because I have heard a lot from Xiao Jinzi.

Xiao Jinzi hurriedly kowtowed, "The princess is angry! The princess is angry! It's the servant who is so cowardly and reckless. The servant slapped his own mouth, just begging the princess to calm down!" He reacted very quickly, reaching out to cover his face with a crisp sound.

Yu Zijin grasped his wrist with precision, and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"Why don't you salute the princess?" the princess maid asked sharply.

What gift?Yu Zijin can understand no reason.

Xiao Jinzi spoke again in a hurry, "Princess, forgive me, the little master has the King's permission, so there is no need to salute."

"Who told you to speak?" Xi Le raised her eyebrows high, and there was a sense of arrogance rushing around on her face.Like a little animal stomping and screaming in a cage, it has no bad intentions, but it is not a friendly person.

She asked again, "What little master? Where did the little master come from? Besides this princess, who else is your master here?"

This series of words made Xiaojinzi's complexion turn pale, he hesitated and couldn't speak.

"Why did you stop, you stinky slave?!" Xi Le yelled again, "You cursed my concubine to be sick and uneasy. This princess saw that you were sincere and wanted to forgive you. You look like you don't want to be taught. If you don’t really admit your mistakes, you have to be hit by a board to wake up!”

When the princess gave an order, two little father-in-laws appeared behind him, one on the left and the other on the right, to hold Xiao Jinzi.

Xiao Jinzi didn't dare to struggle, and cast a pitiful glance at Yu Zijin.

In the past, Yu Zijin always pretended to be obedient, but it was rare for someone to act like this in front of him.What's more, Xiao Jinzi is interesting, he is his only playmate, how can he stand by and watch?

Yu Zijin grabbed Xiao Jinzi forcefully, "No one is allowed to take him away."

"Hmph! How dare you speak harshly about anything!" Xi Le glared at him ferociously, "You little vixen, shameless, shameless."

As soon as these words came out, everyone present understood that the squeamish little princess was watching her master beat a dog, but in fact the real master she wanted to target was Yu Zijin.

Yu Zijin understood better.Xi Le's expression of disgust and dissatisfaction with him in the past resurfaced again. She was blaming the imperial concubine, and she was also blaming herself.Because he, Yu Zijin, lived alone in Xuanbei to eat delicious food and spicy food, so only the northwest wind was left for them.

So recruiting Yu Zijin and letting Xuanbei out?

never.

The imperial concubine is not bad, and the snacks in Rumeng Pavilion are also delicious.But these are two things that cannot be mixed together.Yu Zijin had only taken things from others in his life, and there was absolutely no reason to give them away.

He is a bad boy.

"I want face." He replied seriously: "My face is so pretty, why don't you want it? You are not as good-looking as me, so Xuanbei doesn't like it."

"you--!"

Princess Xi Le choked for a moment, and spoke after a while, "Okay, you are so arrogant when your father is not here, and dare to criticize this princess! This princess will not spare you today!"

"No one is allowed to take Xiao Jinzi away." Yu Zijin still did not forget Xiao Jinzi, and threatened with a dignified posture: "Otherwise, my head will be cut off!"

Otherwise, let Xuanbei chop off your heads.

This is his confidence.

"It's up to you?" Xi Le was used to running around in the palace, and she was not at all like her mother's gentle temper.The last time she saw Yu Zijin was stupid and didn't speak much, she would only sue Huashanna with scheming, and she thought Yu Zijin was easy to bully.Unexpectedly, this person is eloquent and can pretend to be powerful.

Seeing that Yu Zijin was an eyesore, Xi Le couldn't compare her looks, so she took a step forward and pushed him vigorously. Pushing him by accident, she took a few steps back and fell to the ground.

"The princess can't do it!"

The servants couldn't stop them in time, and they became a mess.

Someone supported the princess, and someone approached Yu Zijin, but they dared not help him with their hands down.They knew Yu Zijin's identity, and they were afraid that today's children's fights would cost their lives.

"Little master!"

Xiao Jinzi grabbed Kong and turned around to help him up.

Yu Zijin raised one palm, and pressed a flat, miserable grasshopper in his palm, its small body dyed red.Before he let go, he stood up with the dead grasshopper still in his hand.

Joy is inexplicably guilty.

How many boards and slaps she has had, but why is a mere grasshopper so guilty?

Xi Le cleared her throat and was about to speak.There was a sudden blur in front of her eyes, only to see Yu Zijin rushing forward with her hands and feet, a rush of momentum almost toppled her.

Xi Le yelled: "What are you doing?? Why don't you drag Hu Meizi away!"

Yu Zijin didn't need her to drag her, he put his palm on her face and then backed away.

Xi Le dazedly stretched out her hand to touch it, and there was a dead grasshopper in her hand.

"Ah—" Xi Le screamed, shaking her hands desperately, "What a dirty thing!! You are not allowed to touch this princess!! Ahhh!"

"Princess, don't be afraid, princess, I'll wipe it for you!" The maid took out a handkerchief and gently touched Xi Le Jingui's face bit by bit.

Xi Le suffered such humiliation and felt angry and aggrieved, tears welling up all at once.She pointed at Yu Zijin and cried, "Catch this vixen! Hit him! Hit him! Catch him!"

He even forgot to bring a self-proclaimed name.

Yu Zijin didn't show any ferocity to her, he was a little proud like a general who won the opening game.He hummed back softly, pulled Xiao Jinzi up and was about to run away.

He knew that this was stabbing a beetle's nest, and he had to rely on the backing to hide from trouble at this time.

If the mountain was not here, he went to look for it.

Seeing him running, Xixi pushed aside the court ladies and eunuchs blocking the way, and hurriedly chased after him.

"Stop! Don't run!" she yelled, and ran along with her.

"Princess, don't run away!"

"Princess, slow down! Be careful of wrestling!"

The maids stood up straight and followed anxiously.

"Little, little master." Xiao Jinzi panted and replied, "Princess Xile is chasing after us!"

Yu Zijin ignored him, didn't turn his head, and ran to Zhengqing Palace.

"Don't run—"

"Smelly fox! Stop—"

Princess Xile's sound was longer than that of the sound, and the servants chased after her as she passed and walked.

Everyone turned their heads blankly, watching the princess chasing the two little eunuchs like a princess.Behind the princess, there were seven or eight court ladies and eunuchs running while holding their hands and pressing their bellies.

It was a real spectacle.

The author has something to say:

Yu Zijin is a bad boy

_(:з」∠)_I agree with both hands