After my partner 5t5 talked about cross talk, I became popular

Chapter 11 011

On the way to Yokohama, Osamu Dazai gave full play to what a high-quality agent should do, and seriously explained the situation of the port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency to Hayano and Gojo Satoru.

In fact, it can be summed up in three sentences——

"Port Mafia are all bad guys, Armed Detective Agency are all good guys."

"When the two parties meet, they will fight, and they often don't know why."

"Oh, guess what I used to do?"

Lin Ye: "The leader of the port organization."

Osamu Dazai: "Huh? The 70 bonus will be yours!"

Lin Ye: "...you reported the shoe sizes of several bosses of Port Mafia, either you are a former member of Port Mafia, or you are a former Port Mafia nanny."

Dazai Osamu grabbed Lin Ye's face: "Are you a real person? Beauty and wisdom coexist, ah, dirty world, please let me quickly sleep forever in this beautiful dreamland!"

And Gojo Satoru, ever since he knew that the roof repair fee was 3000 million yen, he changed his previous cold appearance and became best friends with Osamu Dazai. The two talked about suicide (death) from poetry and songs There are a hundred ways, quite a feeling of seeing each other late.

The next day, according to Osamu Dazai's plan, the three of them should go to the theater to sign up and check spots.

Before ten o'clock in the morning, he sat down beside Lin Ye's bed with two breakfasts: "Are you going to suffocate yourself in the white bedding? Please bring me one!"

Lin Ye was originally confused when he just woke up, but when he saw the scene in front of him, he was startled awake immediately——

Standing beside Osamu Dazai was a creature painted with heavy makeup but still recognizable as a man.

Lin Ye hurriedly moved to the side of the bed, for fear that he would accidentally press the false eyelashes fluttering in the wind.

"This is Von Klein [-], a relative of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. In short, he is our greatest helper in this operation."

"Hehehe, handsome guy." Mr. 250 smiled very seductively.

Lin Ye was full of doubts: "This is... a helper? Are you sure it's not the target of this operation?"

"Because Chiba Theater is the site of Port Mafia, there are naturally many Port Mafia eyeliners in it, and they know us," Osamu Dazai gestured with Mr.250's colorful wig around his neck, as if thinking about whether he could use this to commit suicide. "That's why we're going to use Von Klein [-]'s imitation ability to help everyone change their appearance."

Hayano: "How to change? Cosplay? Can I become a Super Saiyan, or like a Kaitou..."

Half an hour later, Lin Xiaoying, who had golden curly hair and a pink bubble skirt, wanted to advise her previous self not to think too much.

What made him even more desperate was that Gojo Satoru, relying on his natural silver-haired body, successfully turned into a five snow rabbit. At this moment, he was pinching Lin Ye's small face and squeezing out various shapes: "Lin Ye... son, you have become a beautiful rabbit!" The girl is quite cute!"

Lin Ye pouted and glared at Mr.250: "Why do they all turn into handsome guys, but I look like this?"

Mr.250: "Hohoho, because you are so cute!"

"Can you turn me into a character in a shonen manga?"

"No, the effect of each transformation will last for three hours!"

"How can I change into a skirt?"

"Okay everyone," Dazai Toya naturally took the hand of his younger sister Lin Xiaoying, "The port Mafia's territory is very dangerous, we can't fight among ourselves!"

Lin Ye stubbornly said: "Aren't we trying to avoid attracting attention? How can this ghostly figure go to the mafia's territory now? Wouldn't he be kicked out by the tattooed brother..."

After another half an hour, Lin Xiaoying, who was standing at the entrance of Chiba Theater, once again lamented that she was thinking too much.

"Wow, this is too cute!"

"Chirp, tweet, kiss mom!"

"Xiejie, please take a photo of me and Little Pig, please, please!"

Who would have thought that the notorious territory of the underworld would actually be a cute coffee shop during the day?

The customers inside were obviously more interested in pets than looking at handsome guys, so everyone just looked up at the three of them, then turned their heads and started sucking cats.

Seeing the little girls coming and going, Lin Ye couldn't help sighing: "Your mafia in Yokohama are like this..."

"Being forced to make a living," Dazai Toya has naturally integrated into the cat-stroking team, "Guess who came up with such an ingenious way of making money?"

Lin Ye: "It can only be you."

Gojo Satoru picked up a tomcat wearing a pink skirt, and I understand your expression: "If life is not forced, who would want to come out to work?"

Lin Ye took off his skirt, feeling that it was too short to cover his thighs: "Can we sign up quickly and leave at the speed of light?"

"Oh, when it comes to work, I just remembered that I forgot to mention something just now," Dazai Osamu had already got into the cat climbing frame, trying to find a suffocating corner inside, "That is, we can't sign up through the regular channels, we can only Go to the computer room at the back and enter your names into the system."

"Because we are not registered members of the Mancai Association, we will be dead if they find out."

"Fortunately, I am familiar with the layout here."

"Please come with me and enter the control area behind in the direction of the cat's home!"

Lin Ye:? ? ?

Is this what Dubu said before, reliable, familiar with the port of Mafia, and a manager with a sense of humor?

But following the principle that everyone has come, they were too embarrassed to leave, so Wutiao Xuetu and Dazai Toya pulled Lin Xiaoying from left to right, like a family of three, and walked slowly into the depths of the coffee shop.

Originally, the three of them walked slowly due to the limitations of their attire. Along the way, they encountered cats, rabbits, and pigs blocking the way and had to stop and play for a while as if they were serious tourists. It took more than an hour to find the right time to enter the place. A door that says "Employee Aisle Customer Stop".

"Fuck, I'm exhausted wearing skirts," Lin Xiaoying sat on the ground panting heavily, and spread her legs carelessly, "There's still an hour left, I don't have to wear this stuff anymore, comrade manager, hurry up and lead the way okay?"

"Lin Xiaoying," the five snow rabbits looked disgusted, "put your legs back, this will scare the children!"

"Children? What kind of children?" Lin Xiaoying rolled her eyes, "Can there still be children in the Mafia territory? Even if there are, they must be demon boys..."

"Who are you?"

A cold voice interrupted Lin Yedi's complaints. The three of them looked back and found a 1.6-meter-tall young man with childlike beauty blocking the way.

Lin Ye decided not to speak anymore today, his mouth may be open.

The three of them were taken aback, especially Osamu Dazai, he never expected to meet his old partner in this situation.