After my partner 5t5 talked about cross talk, I became popular

Chapter 15 015

Those groups of Mancai contestants seemed to be taken aback by Gojo Satoru's arrogance, and were stunned for a while.

But the strongest man in the universe would never pretend to be x and only pretended to be halfway, so he directly approached the person closest to Lin Ye, who was also the one who made things difficult for them just now: "What? You're going to talk, are you stupid?"

The man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and took half a step back: "You, you...why are you newcomers so unruly (Sinicized Kansai accent)?"

When people are nervous, they always use the language they are most familiar with.

"To be honest, everyone," Gojo Satoru sneered, "I think you all have a level of humor that no audience will be able to laugh at once you're on stage."

Lin Ye's heart skipped a beat, fearing that Wujou would tell the truth that Huiru would affect the audience, he hurriedly smoothed things over: "Hey, anyway, everyone is here today, so I'm afraid no one will watch it."

The man on the opposite side snorted, and seemed to have found the bottom of the steps: "Hmph, what are you doing, do you think it's a good place to perform in front of Reiya Fujiwara? Oh, that's obviously the worst."

"That's right," his partner echoed, "The previous program is a big skewer, it takes so long, and the following program is Fujiwara Reya, the audience definitely doesn't want to miss it for a second, and everyone must be there during the gap between you playing Go to the toilet."

"Tch, it was originally from a small theater in Tokyo. There are no fans at all in the area away from the neighbors, so don't restrain yourself."

"For such a dignified event today, it's fine if you don't wear a suit like us, and wear a blindfold and a fan to make it look like a street performer. It's really embarrassing for comedians. Sigh, forget it."

The mancai couple who made things difficult for them just now seemed to have finally found a little sense of superiority, and they dispersed after chattering for a while.

Only then did Gojo Satoru relax his tense face, but he was caught off guard by Rinno's slightly reproachful eyes.

"It's not Master talking about it, but you are such a grown-up teacher, why don't you know how to keep a low profile? That is also a tradition in the human talent world."

Gojo Satoru reacted for a while before he understood Lin Ye's title relationship, and smiled lightly: "I just can't understand this kind of people who bully younger generations in the name of 'tradition'."

"After all, it is unforgivable to rob young people of their youth."

Lin Ye was slightly taken aback. This was the second time since Gojo Satoru taught my grandson Nobita "Don't make defeating others your goal in life", he felt that the man in front of him seemed to be...

something.

But his feeling didn't last long, Gojo Satoru leaned lazily on the threshold again, watching the announcer come on stage: "Hey, I'm such a nice person, let's lower their expectations in advance, there will be no one in a while Laughing is not too sad."

Lin Ye: ... Brother Stinky Fart is here again.

Unexpectedly, Wujo Gojo's words became a prophecy. Not only did the audiences laugh at the mancai performances of each group, but almost no one cheered for the singing of other singers.

But this is not the audience's problem, because even the backstage sweeper can see that the performance of various artists tonight is really bad.

Not only the Mancai group frequently forgot their words during the performance, even the singers appeared out of tune and broke their voices on the spot, etc. The worst thing was the dancers. Almost every group fell on the stage. The 360-degree swivel joint hit the floor, and the debut was the swan song.

Lin Ye swiped his phone, and found that the appalling scene had received much more attention than when it was smooth sailing. All kinds of cuts that made mistakes tonight were flying all over the sky, and the netizens ridiculed them.

The audience at the scene had long been impatient, and this dissatisfaction reached its peak in the penultimate program, after the song was mixed.

The four singers went out of tune together, and their erratic voices seemed to be running from Yokohama to the Ryukyu Islands in a JR. Lin Ye could hear his toes out of Bikini Bottom.

But he just heard these powerful singers practice their voices in the background, there is no problem.Even if Lin Ye is a person without spell power, he can tell that something is definitely wrong tonight.

He could feel a kind of uneasiness like silk mist spreading in the auditorium, so he put away the suona in his hand - originally he wanted to use it to absorb a wave of positive emotions from the audience and turn it into his own use, but in this situation...

"Here, Yidizhi just sent me the monitoring of the back door of the theater, and they set off."

Sure enough, as they expected, the store celebration organized by Mafia at the port was a surprise attack on the Armed Detective Agency.

From this point of view, Osamu Dazai's plan is correct, but whether it can be realized or not depends on Lin Ye's next performance. Human life is a matter of fate, and Lin Ye can't help but get nervous.

"Oh, don't be so nervous," Gojo Satoru made a grimace on Lin Ye's face with his fingers, "How can a super curse make the strongest and zeroth strongest in the universe frown?"

Lin Ye: "What the hell stage name is this? I never promised to call it this..."

Gojo Satoru straightened Lin Ye's hairstyle: "Well, that might have been—"

The host came to the stage: "Next, I would like to invite the universe's strongest No. [-] and the universe's strongest No. [-] manga group Wanshizhishi to bring you "Wild Dogs Attack"."

"--That's too late."

After finishing speaking, Gojo Satoru left Lin Ye with a face full of despair, and strode onto the stage in stride.

The performance was about to begin, and Lin Ye had no choice but to follow along regardless of previous suspicions. While walking, he looked at the audience, and it was as expected by other comic groups before, walking, playing with mobile phones, going to the bathroom, and passing by After the bombardment of devil singing at the level of knotweed just now, the few spectators who were still standing still showed irritated expressions.

Lin Ye seemed to hear the taunting voices of the group of cartoonists in the background.

But Gojo Satoru, as if he didn't see it, cleared his throat, and went straight to the opening: "Hey, tonight's audience really can't compare with one another."

Lin Ye could only quickly keep up with the idea of ​​the performance: "No, I feel that my bladder is not working well."

"You can't watch a show of this level anymore?"

"Why, you can bear it when you look in the mirror, but you can't bear it after watching the show for two hours?"

"Will the theater toilets be clogged?"

"It's better to bear it a little longer, it will be over soon, be good, audience, it won't hurt."

The two people's taunting in turn had a negative effect on the already suffocating audience. Instead, they focused their attention on the stage with a mentality of "I'll see how you can make it out". two people.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Lin Ye began to talk according to the script he had arranged before: "The number one, do you feel lonely?"

"Ha, of course, the heights are extremely cold."

"No need, I'm talking about the loneliness in life."

"That's not true. I recently joined a new club."

"What club?."

"It's just an organization. There are superiors and peers, and the relationship between people is very close. There are also two people who specialize in picking people from some riverside, rural or opposing organization, and actively develop offline..."

"Hey, isn't this a pyramid scheme?"

"Daba. How could I be favored by an MLM organization? Besides, this organization is not human."

"Oh? Then tell me."

"The president is just an old crow. You look a little dark, but in fact you have a powdery bottom, and you often harass stray cats."

"The boss, he's a kangaroo. He looks gentle but capable of fighting. He also has a heart that puts all the members in his own pockets to protect him."

"His partner is a little slug. He could have been a mackerel, but he wanted to be a little slug. He said he liked being soft and squishy."

Zero: "Stop, stop, your zoo..."

Halfway through the speech, Lin Ye suddenly felt dizzy, like being attacked by a curse.

He hurriedly used his spell power, but he still couldn't resist it.

Gojo Satoru lightly touched his shoulder, which instantly made him feel a lot more relaxed, and then he finished the sentence: "...the child is quite complicated?"

The audience laughed lightly. Although the plot was mediocre, it was the most complete plot they had heard tonight.

So Wujo Satoru was not in a hurry to pick it up, leaving time for the audience to react, and just moved his chin forward slightly to remind Lin Ye.

A Persian cat with silver fur and blue and green eyes was squatting gracefully on the aisle under the stage opposite them.

Chiba Theater is a cute pet coffee shop during the day, everyone knows this, and it is not unusual for a cat to appear, but Linye has captured a wonderful atmosphere.

It's a special curse.

The moment the two sides looked at each other, the receiving devices on the wrists of Hayano and Gojo Satoru vibrated.

This shows that Mafia's car at the port has arrived at the downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency.

The corner of Gojo Goku's mouth twitched: "Our club is a crouching tiger hiding insects. There are giant beetles with huge strength but weak hands; brother and sister otters who always hold hands in honey; and a honey badger with squinting eyes who can find the most secret clues... "

Lin Ye pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I don't know if we can see it on the spot."

Gojo Satoru pointed forward: "Of course, Aunt Persian Cat, the cleaner from our agency, came to the scene, let us applaud and welcome!"

The audience's eyes focused on Huiru, and there was sparse applause.

Lin Ye wondered, this curse could be seen by other Muggles?

How did Gojo Satoru know?

Huiru seemed to be stung by the sudden gaze, Mao exploded instantly, and then roared at Lin Ye and Wujo Wu.

However, in the eyes of the audience, it's just a kitten acting like a baby: so cute, I want to rua.

In order not to scare the audience, Gojo Satoru made a face at Huiru, and said enthusiastically: "Dear audience, let's applaud and invite all members!"

After finishing speaking, he poked Lin Ye, and the two of them tacitly...unbuttoned their down jackets.

He used the posture of "buy a disc or buy a disc".

Like two idiots.

but.

Five, six, seventy or eighty small animals ran out of their down jackets happily.

There are little crows, wallabies, little border herds, little otters, etc...they are the "community members" Gojo Satoru just mentioned.

"Wow..." The hearts of the audience, who had been bored all night, were quickly healed by all kinds of cubs.

But the little animals only teased the audience, and ran towards the Persian cat in unison, as if they were completing some task.

In the Armed Detective Agency, Nakahara Chuya, who led a group of subordinates to kick open the door aggressively with Gatling in hand, looked at the empty room and began to think about life.

Where were his opponents—especially the mackerel?