President, it's time to feed the pigs

Chapter 21

The air froze, the world became quiet, and even Suolantu, who had been watching the excitement, froze.

Uncle Bai has never encountered such a situation in his job for so many years, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Everything was silent, as if a century had passed.

At that moment, Luo Guanjie felt that he was in a dream, he must be dreaming, otherwise, how could such an embarrassing scene that could not be compared in the street with bare buttocks happen to him?Luo Guanjie wanted to yell, and then found that he woke up on the bed, but before he could move, the boar was already getting impatient, and began to groan.

Uncle Bai made a move, and hurriedly recovered:

"Xiao Suo, quickly find some paper and wipe it off for him."

Suolantu could watch the excitement as if nothing had happened before, but at this moment he really felt a little sympathetic to Luo Guanjie. Solantu always wore a tissue on his body. He walked up to Luo Guanjie, and before handing it to him, Luo Guanjie took it over paper towels.

What he wiped away was not only the fruit of his labor, but also a handful of bitter tears.

Uncle Bai knew that this matter was not big or small, especially for such a newcomer, it was the first time he encountered such a thing, he was afraid that Luo Guanjie would leave a shadow in the future, so he had to make a rescue:

"That's about the same today, that's enough, Mr. Luo, you all should go out and rest."

Luo Guanjie's mind was buzzing continuously. Even if Uncle Bai didn't speak, he couldn't continue working. He wiped his face, turned around and left the semen collection room.

"Uncle Bai? This?"

Lin Shuai knew that he laughed too hard just now, and Luo Guanjie left, he wondered if he had gone too much just now?

"Xiao Suo, don't stand here. Basically, it's almost the same. You drive the pig back, and I'll clean it up here. Later, you young people will have dinner with Mr. Luo and enlighten you. It's not a big deal."

Suolantu took Lin Shuai to drive the boar back to the pen. The two of them hadn't seen each other for many days along the way, and they had endless conversations.

"How about it, Lan Lan, you stay in the pig farm every day, I'm afraid you'll get tanned, I didn't expect to see you again, you're still so white, it's really unfair, you said you don't use sunscreen, but you can't get tanned, I can’t wait to touch eight layers of sunscreen on my body every day, standing with you is like a piece of black coal, Linlin always says I look like Bao Zheng.”

Lin Shuai is actually not dark, but he is particularly sensitive to the sun. In summer, he and Suolantu are like the Haier brothers. Every time he hears Fan Linlin praise Suorantu for his good skin, he will keep it in his heart, because of this As for the matter, Lin Shuai, a straight steel man, has learned to look at the multiples of sunscreen, and even touches up his makeup from time to time.

"It's better to have black or black, she just doesn't know how to appreciate it."

Mentioning Fan Linlin's Suolantu made him blush, Lin Shuai regarded Suorantu as a buddy, and every time he saw Suorantu's behavior, he thought it was to defend himself against injustice.

Solantu looked at his watch. From noon to afternoon, both of them were very hungry. When they came to the cafeteria, the fat aunt had already cleaned up the kitchen, and did not leave any extra food for them.

"Lan Lan, why don't you go out to eat? It's not good to bother others." Lin Shuai looked at the clean back kitchen of the cafeteria. He was actually so hungry that he couldn't wait to cook for himself.

"It's not that I won't take you to eat, but there are no decent restaurants nearby. If you want to go out to eat, it's better to cook it yourself here."

Suo Lantu had already begun to look through the refrigerator. He was ashamed to disturb the fat aunt and prepared to cook by himself.

"Xiao Suo?"

"Fat aunt?"

Aunt Fat couldn't stay idle, she went to the mountain with the people from the factory to cut some hogweed, and then came back to cook for Luo Guanjie and the others. She heard that there were guests today, so she didn't leave any food for them. Give them another small stove.

"Xiao Suo is hungry, I'm so sorry, I just went out to work, put it down, I'll cook for you now."

Auntie Fat has been busy all afternoon, her face is flushed from the sun, and there are still a few grass leaves on her body, and she is about to start cooking in a hurry.Luo Guanjie was humiliated by the boars enough, but now his self-recovery ability has been astonishingly improved, and his face had changed color just now, but when he finished taking a bath and changing clothes, he was a good-smelling hero again.

But in the hero, he was also hungry, and the fat aunt was his only spiritual sustenance here, so he hurriedly changed into cool clothes, and went to the cafeteria, thinking about acting like a baby with the fat aunt, and maybe he could have some fried eggs.

"Fat aunt, what delicious food did you leave for me? I'm starving to death, I'm starving to death."

Before Luo Guanjie entered the room, the voice had already arrived. Auntie Fat also loved Luo Guanjie from the bottom of her heart. She couldn't explain why she was naturally close to a big boss who hadn't met a few times. Perhaps Luo Guanjie's tone and demeanor always reminded her of Luo Guanjie. The son who lives in school.

"Mr. Luo, right now, I'm about to start a fire."

Luo Guanjie stepped into the room, went straight to the back kitchen without even looking at it, grabbed a tomato and stuffed it into his mouth:

"Fat aunt, didn't you say it, don't call me Mr. Luo, it will look like we are not even close."

Luo Guanjie hadn't swallowed the tomato in his mouth, he saw the fat aunt winking at him, and then he noticed that there were two people behind the door, Luo Guanjie was very hungry, he wolfed down a tomato, wiped his mouth and said:

"Fat aunt, didn't you leave me food?"

"No, there are no guests today. I will make some fresh ones for you myself. I just went to cut the grass for the pigs. I wasted some time. Don't worry, it will be soon."

Luo Guanjie looked at the fat aunt's tanned face, and he couldn't bear it:

"Fat aunt, don't be busy, you have been working all day, let's go out to eat."

"There's no place to eat here. The nearest drive will take half an hour. Just eat here. It won't be a problem. It will be fine in a while. The three of you go out soon, and there will be a lot of oily smoke in a while."

Lin Shuai looked at the wound on the fat aunt's hand that was accidentally cut by mowing grass, and he couldn't bear it, and hurriedly said:

"Fat aunt, do you have instant noodles here? The three of us can make do with instant noodles. Don't be so busy, you still have injuries on your hands."

"It's okay, it doesn't delay work, so it doesn't matter if you cook something."

The fat aunt was afraid that others would see his hands, so she deliberately shrank back. Luo Guanjie had long regarded the fat aunt as Wu Mengxue. Old wounds, big and small wounds covered the whole hand, relying on such a vicissitudes of hands, supporting a patient and a student, Luo Guanjie raised his head and looked at the fat aunt distressedly, and asked:

"Doesn't it hurt? Your hands are cracked. Why are you still mowing the grass? What are you going to do after all this?"

"I didn't want to save some feed for the pig farm. Besides, I cook in the pig farm. If you don't let me cook, wouldn't you fire me?"

Luo Guanjie easily refused to admit his distress, but the reluctance in his eyes warmed Aunt Fat's heart. Others said he was an uneducated dude, but in her eyes, he was a spoiled A child is the same as my own son, except that he is lucky and rich, and he has no ability to make his son suffer and suffer.

"Okay, fat aunt, you go out, we cook by ourselves, you take out the ingredients, we cook by ourselves, we guarantee we won't starve to death."

Luo Guanjie gave the order without refuting, coaxing and dragging the fat aunt out of the back kitchen, and when he came back, everyone was dumbfounded at the pile of ingredients.

The mouthful of promises just now, now there are only big eyes and small eyes, but it is rare that Luo Guanjie spoke first in the end:

"Well, I haven't cooked at home. If you are not afraid of death, I can try it."

Lin Shuai also had a hard time: "I did it, so I don't want to harm anyone."

Everyone had black lines on their heads, and their gazes all surrendered to Solantu. After all, in the eyes of everyone, he has always been an omnipotent existence, but Solantu's calm face also showed a trace of unconfidence:

"I... can try, but the effect is not guaranteed."

With this sentence, everyone's hearts were put back in their stomachs. After all, in the eyes of everyone, Suolantu was the top student who kept humbly "failing the exam" after the exam, and then won the first place in the school year.

As a result, during the cooking process, everyone gradually discovered that Suolantu was not humble, but had an objective understanding of his own strength. When the third dish was burnt, Luo Guanjie's eyes turned red from hunger, and he threw the fire stick:

"My surname is Suo, can you do it? This has burned a few vegetables. If you go on like this, all the meat and vegetables will be wasted by you."

Facing Luo Guanjie's accusation, Suo Lantu felt that he could not refute it for the first time. Lin Shuai was always a peacemaker, but he was also extremely hungry:

"How about we change our mind? Don't wait for the fat aunt to come back and take a look. The kitchen seems to have been bombed, so it's hard to explain."

"How do you change your mind?" Luo Guanjie asked.

"Why don't we cook it together?" Lin Shuai probed.

"We failed to defeat them one by one, and all of them will only speed up the process of destruction." Suolantu also said helplessly.

"Do you see what I found?"

Luo Guanjie dug out an induction cooker from nowhere, the style was retro, but it looked like it hadn't been used much.

"Try it and see if it works. If it works, let's go straight to the hot pot, so you don't need to fry it, just throw it in the pot and cook it."

Everyone was busy cleaning the pot, chopping vegetables, plugging in the power for a while, the pot started to bubble, God damn it, this pot can still be used!

"We don't even have any base ingredients, do you think this hot pot is edible?" Lin Shuai was a little skeptical.

"Theoretically, there is no problem. The old Beijing copper pot is also fresh water with ginger slices and scallions. However, it is boiled mutton. We don't seem to have it here."

Luo Guanjie was so hungry that he didn't know why, so he cut up a plate of pork rolls from the frozen pork in the refrigerator, and mixed a bowl with other dipping ingredients. Even if he was asked to boil the mouse meat, he probably wouldn't be able to spit out the bones, he was already hungry Impatient.

As soon as the pot was opened, the sliced ​​meat floated up within a few seconds after entering it. Luo Guanjie was impatient and grabbed a chopstick. He didn't touch his teeth at the first bite, and swallowed it in a daze. He didn't taste it until the second or third bite. I thought it would be fishy, ​​or greasy like pork, but when I put it in my mouth, it just melts in my mouth, not inferior to the top Japanese Wagyu.He eats with stars in his eyes and blossoms on his head, God, how did I get to eat this fairy taste!

The other two seemed to be watching Luo Guanjie test the poison alone, seeing him eating non-stop, Lin Shuai thought this person was hungry and stupid, and asked tentatively: "Is it really so delicious?"

"Fuck, try it, really, absolutely."

Luo Guanjie couldn't speak at all, and the chopstick dance was very popular. The other two were also infected by his eating ability, and each of them took a chopstick.

Even Suo Lantu, who is very picky about his taste, stretched his brows. He really wasn't hungry. The pork clear soup was so delicious.

Once the young men ate warmly, they naturally let go of their previous prejudices, and even drank the white wine made by the fat aunt.

Aunt Fat was worried. When they came back, the three of them drank a lot. Although Luo Guanjie was a bit high-spirited, he was still rational, and he said with a big tongue:

"Fat aunt, you are back, look at our food, this pork is delicious, really~"

The fat aunt immediately understood when she saw the empty wine barrel on the ground, and hurriedly helped Luo Guanjie:

"Oh, why do you young people drink so much. You go out and have a rest, and I will clean up."

The three of Luo Guanjie were driven out by Aunt Fat. This was the happiest day for Luo Guanjie since he arrived in Dongshan County. He was slightly drunk. This was his previous life.

It's rare to have a rest tomorrow, but today I'm interested, he suggested:

"It's too early for dinner, it's not yet eight o'clock, shall we play cards later?"

The author has something to say: woo woo woo, I changed the last chapter for a whole day, I really can’t help it, God, save the child!Please wait patiently, I will continue to strive for an early release~ In addition, tomorrow is New Year's Day, I hope everyone will be happy, healthy and smooth in the new year!Love you guys!ok~