Chapter 153
Chapter 153
Qiao Ni just talked about the script of "The Ruthless Prince and Pretty Eunuch", and he was persuaded to take it seriously.The following shots are almost hitting their faces, how can it be possible to really get interested in this situation.
Qiao Ni blinked his eyes: "My lord..." He reminded his Alpha with his eyes, stop joking, enough is enough.
Yan Zhen smiled slightly, and even lowered his head and moved closer.
Qiao Ni choked for breath, true dear? ?It will be absolutely bloody when it airs!The eyes of the filmmakers were all straight, and the director's team had a collective myocardial infarction, staring at the monitor——
When the distance between their lips was only 0.5 centimeters, Qiao Ni suddenly pushed Yan Zhen away, "My lord! I remembered that I still have a lot of shit left to do, so I'll go and wait for you!"
He jumped out like a rabbit.
Director's group: ... How did such a vulgar little eunuch fall in love with the prince?
Qiao Nian slipped to the door and whispered, "He Tiantian, He Tiantian?" As a plot lover, it was impossible for He Tiantian not to follow.
"Here." He Tiantian hid behind the pillars in the corridor, "Have you taken care of the prince?"
Qiao Ni blushed: "No, quickly check if there is any drug in your medicine cabinet."
He Tiantian had checked his "item box" a long time ago, and he remembered clearly what was in it, so he smiled and said, "It really is there." She opened the medicine box and took out a small paper bag.
On the small paper package it says: Sugar Drugs.
Qiao Ni opened it, picked up a small poke and tasted it, the sweet one was granulated sugar.
He Tiantian slapped him, "What are you eating? For the prince?"
"how do you know?"
He Tiantian: "This is a horror variety show, not an eighteen-ban variety show."
"..."
"Go and stun your prince, and then get information."
Qiao Ni went in with a heavy burden on his shoulders, and Yan Zhen dutifully sat at the table drinking tea, and when he came back, he raised his head and asked, "Did you finish shit?"
"It's over." Qiao Ni said.
"Did you wash your ass?"
"...washed."
"Come here and serve me." Yan Zhen walked to the bed.
"My lord, I'm a little thirsty. Let me drink some water first." Qiao Ni poured out a glass of water, drank some by himself, poured sugar into it, shook it, and handed it to Yan Zhen, "Your lord, drink some too."
"This king has drunk it." Yan Zhen said.
Qiao Ni pinched his throat and acted coquettishly: "My lord, drink some more, so that you will be energetic."
"I really can't do anything about you." Yan Zhen uttered this outrageous overbearing line with a straight face, took the teacup, and drank it all in one gulp, "It's very sweet."
"My lord likes sweet things, doesn't he?"
Yan Zhen opened his mouth to say something, but suddenly the jade mountain collapsed, and Qiao Ni pretended to scream: "My lord, what's wrong with you?"
The dignified and handsome man on the bed closed his eyes and remained motionless.
Qiao pretended to test Yan Zhen's breath, confirmed that he was still alive, and pushed him aside with great effort to check under the pillow and quilt. This is always the case in TV dramas, big people like to keep important things in private places.
Check the bed, wardrobe, and dresser.
He Tiantian poked his head in and asked, "Do you need my help?"
Qiao Ni: "If you want it, let's find it together."
The two turned the bedroom upside down, but they didn't find the "prince's secret".
He Tiantian pondered: "Could it be on the prince's body?"
They looked at the man lying soundly asleep on the bed.
"You or I?"
"I'll do it!" Joe rebelled, he didn't want others to search his man's body, and gave a high-sounding reason, "You are a girl, of course I will do this kind of thing."
He Tiantian nodded and continued to search for other places.
Qiao Ni jumped on the bed very quickly to take off Yan Zhen's clothes.
Director team: …………
Probably because it was itchy from being touched, the corners of Yan Zhen's lips were slightly raised.Qiao Ni searched in Yan Zhen's clothes for a while, but found nothing, and turned his eyes to Yan Zhen's lower body.
"Could it be in the pants?" Detective Qiao Ni scratched his chin and speculated.
Yan Zhen: "..."
Director: "..."
As soon as he said it, Qiao Ni stretched out his claws towards Yan Zhen's pants, and carefully untied the tie of his pants.
Director team: Stop it, Qiao Ni!Who can hide the secret in the actor's pants? !
Qiao Ni's wrist was suddenly grabbed by a hand, and Yan Zhen stared at him solemnly: "Xiao Nizi, what are you doing?"
Qiao Ni said calmly, "I will serve the prince."
Yan Zhen pulled the man forward, turned over and held him down.
Qiao Ni's heart beat like a drum, "My lord?"
Follow-up: Is it really something we can shoot next?
"Qiao Ni, Qiao Ni, is this...?" He Tiantian rushed over excitedly, holding a booklet with the words "secret" in his hand, the scene in front of her made her dumbfounded, "Excuse me."
They backed out with one hand and one foot.
Qiao Ni looked at Yan Zhen nervously, "My lord?"
Yan Zhen stared at Qiao Ni for a few seconds, then gently closed his eyelids and fell on him.
Qiao Ni rolled his eyes immediately after being hit: "... so, so heavy, I can't breathe... help..."
Director's Team: It makes you so daring to want to check Yan Zhen's pants, you deserve it.
It took Qiao Ni nearly 5 minutes to get off the bed and walk to the door.
He Tiantian was startled and said, "It's over so soon?"
"I've been drugged, can you please?" Qiao Ni stretched out his hand, "Show me what the 'secret' is."
He Tiantian gave him the booklet, and Qiao Ni opened it, only to see that it was blank.
"??" Qiao Ni flipped back and forth twice, but still found nothing, "What do you mean?"
He Tiantian analyzed: "As a relative of the emperor, the prince must be cautious, otherwise he will not live until now. Especially his secret, how could it be so easy for others to see?"
"So it's fake? The director is playing us?"
"This is a mission item, it cannot be a fake." He Tiantian took the note.
A flash of inspiration flashed in Qiao Ni's mind, "I see, this booklet looks blank, but in fact it takes a special method to make the contents inside appear."
He Tiantian: "Bingo~"
Although Qiao Ni wants to know what secrets are written in it now, he decided to wait until tomorrow so that everyone can solve the mystery together.
He Tiantian said, "Then you go back."
Qiao Ni: "Where are you going?"
"Of course it's by the prince's side. You are the celebrity in front of him now. Perform well and work hard to get promoted, so that the plot line that can be unlocked will be more complete."
"give it to me."
At this point, the whole day's plot is over - although there is a big difference from the director's team's vision, overall, the main plot has not changed.
The atmosphere in the director's group was quite depressed. Not only would Qiao Ni add scenes to himself, but he also invisibly stole Shen Xingran's part in the scenes, which was really clever.But Yan Zhen actually indulged him.
The assistant director said: "If I knew it earlier, I would choose a good-looking group performer for the prince, so that the prince will not get tired of watching it."
The director smoked a cigarette deeply: "It's useless, Shen Meiren is no better than a little eunuch? Hasn't she been replaced?"
"It's because of the plot of 'adultery'. Even a man can't stand his beauty being ruined by a handyman."
"Actually, as long as Shen Meiren apologizes to the lord and serves her well, she will be forgiven. This plot must be arranged, and Qiao Ni, a little eunuch, cannot be favored by the lord alone!"
Assistant director: "Do you still remember that we are recording a horror variety show, isn't it Zhaidou?"
Director: "..." Qiao Ni must be poisonous. As a director of horror variety shows, his thinking has been led astray.
Qiao Ni didn't know the plan of the director team. After a day's plot, he was so tired that he just wanted to sleep soundly, but he couldn't. He pushed Yan Zhen, "I want to take a shit."
Yan Zhen opened his eyes, "The toilet is at the back."
"You go with me."
Yan Zhen sat up, "Change the clothes for this king."
Qiao Ni: "I'm running out of time!"
Yan Zhen suppressed a smile to accompany him to the toilet, "You are also timid at this time, if we were in ancient times, you would have been beheaded ten times by me."
Qiao Ni moaned in the toilet cubicle, "If you were a scumbag in ancient times, you would have been assassinated by me before you beheaded me."
The two of you said something to each other, and finally Qiao Ni sighed: "Fortunately, it was not in ancient times, otherwise I would be so proud of being favored."
He came out, because it was too troublesome to wear ancient clothes, he directly tied his pants around his waist, and tucked the hem of his clothes into his belt in a mess, "It is said that long hair reaches the waist, and shit needs to be lifted, and the clothes are the same."
Yan Zhen led his messy Omega back to the room that was really used for resting, and pulled Qiao Ni's belt directly. Qiao reversed in a circle, his pants fell to the ground, and his clothes were almost scattered.
"It's quite convenient." Yan Zhen said.
Qiao Ni: "..."
Yan Zhen pinched Qiao Ni's chin: "What a handsome little eunuch, you will serve the king tonight."
Qiao Ni's cheeks were slightly hot, "My lord..."
"Go wash your ass first."
"……Oh."
They secretly played the "Cruel Prince and Pretty Eunuch" shame play, which was exciting and satisfying.
The filming continued the next day, and the two returned to the prince's room together as if nothing had happened, changed into costumes, and adjusted the headgear.Yan Zhen's coat was wide open, lying on the bed, while Qiao Ni was standing beside him, pretending to call: "My lord, it's time for you to get up."
Yan Zhen opened his eyes, frowned, rubbed his forehead and asked, "What time is it?"
Qiao Ni said: "It's three poles high in the sun, and the sun is reaching your buttocks."
"Is your ass okay?"
"It's all right, my lord."
"You're pretty solid."
"..." In the play, we don't have that at all, okay?
Prince Yan seemed to have acquiesced in their relationship, "Don't worry, I won't treat you badly."
Qiao Nishun got off the donkey: "Thank you, my lord."
"Serve the king to freshen up, and then go to see the princess."
Qiao Ni waited for him to wash his face and eat, and sat down to eat together very consciously, when the maid Xiaolu suddenly broke in and turned pale with shock: "My lord, the princess's bones are not cold yet, you still have the intention to pamper the beauty...??"
Taking a closer look, it wasn't Shen Meiren who accompanied the prince for dinner.
In the original script, after the prince catches the rape, Shen Meiren will recommend herself to apologize on the pillow that night, and then Xiaolu will cry about the prince's ruthlessness.
"It's dereliction of duty if you don't guard the body of the princess, go down and get twenty big boards." Yan Zhen said coldly.
Xiaolu plopped down on her knees, "My lord, the princess will never die with peace! Little Nizi, you are so vicious, you climbed into the bed of the lord right after the wangfei died! The wangfei will not let you go!"
Qiao Ni suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, and he was too busy climbing the bed, forgetting that the princess would come to ask him for his life.
"I'm just dining with the lord." Qiao Ni forcefully argued, "The lord missed the concubine last night. He didn't have any water or rice all night. If I didn't persuade him to eat, he would starve to death. Do you think the lord is hungry because he misses the concubine?" die?"
Little Green: "..."
"I have nothing to do with the prince. I never thought of taking the position of the princess. I just admire the prince in my heart and dare not say it." Qiao Ni felt that he had Zhou Yun's demeanor, and the fragrance of tea was overflowing.
Xiaolu didn't seem to know how to continue acting, she covered her face and ran away crying.
Yan Zhen: "So you admire this king?"
Qiao Ni pretended to be shy: "Yes."
"Very good, thank you." He picked up a bun with his own hands and stuffed it into Qiao Ni's mouth.
Qiao Ni: You're so stingy, I'll reward you with a steamed stuffed bun.
After breakfast, we went to see the princess together.In the poor concubine's yard, since Xiaohong turned into an "inhuman" and escaped yesterday, only Xiaolu was left crying and burning paper money.It was not easy being a group performer, Xiaolu's eyes were swollen from crying.
She pointed at Qiao Ni and said, "You vixen, dare to visit the princess? Get lost!"
Qiao Ni: "I'm just a little eunuch, little sister, don't treat me like this~"
He Tiantian, Shen Xingran, and Wang Sulun reported in on time, sneaked outside and sighed in unison: "Good tea."
At this time, there was a strange noise from the coffin in the mourning hall, and it was the sound of nails scraping the wood again.
Qiao Ni: "..." Sure enough, tea will be punished?
Qiao Ni: "My lord, save me!"
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