[Zhongyingmei] Don't panic, I can still live!

Chapter 23

My name is Demi, which is the name I have given myself.I don't know who my parents are, but I know where they are.You see, the row of smoked hams hanging in the drying room in the northeast corner of the farm, two of them may be my parents.

My companions were all nameless, born pigs, and we all more or less understood our fate.Originally we could live to be 15 or 20 years old, but usually, 3-5 years old is the end of our destiny.

So we don't need names.We eat, eat, sleep and sleep every day, waiting for the butcher knife of the established fate, which is nothing.

But I still have a name for myself, and I want my companions to call me that.I'm the prettiest piggy in the whole circle, so I deserve a unique and beautiful name.

Originally, I thought that in my life, like the brothers and sisters in a circle, I would complete mating at the right time, give birth to piglets, and then calmly become the next batch of ham.

Until a different pig came into our pigsty.

He was held by a well-dressed, dignified middle-aged male human, who seemed to love him very much.This scene of being loved by human beings makes me feel terrible.

Just as humans don't fantasize about an ogre loving them, we pigs don't expect human love.

But this pig in a human's arms seems to take this kind of love for granted.

When the human was trying to put him in the pen, he even boldly stretched out his front paw and kicked the human's chest.

Oh, what a hot little babe he is.

He landed gracefully, holding his head high as he walked, like a proud prince.It must be said that there is no pig who has just entered the pen so arrogantly, and he has successfully attracted my attention.

"Master Dick, I hope you can recover here."

The human said this to his leaving back.

Although I don't understand what this sentence means, it doesn't prevent me from falling in love with him.

He's really different, he's different from any other pig except me, and he has a name too.

"Hi, hello, my name is Demi." I, the princess Demi in the circle, took the initiative to walk over to greet him.

But he was coiled on a pile of straw, motionless, like a deaf pig.

"Is Dick your name? Your name is really special." I subconsciously looked under him, but unfortunately I didn't see anything.

This is a proud pig.I concluded this in my heart.

But I like it.The pigs waiting to die are the same, but the interesting pigs are one in a million.

"Hey! Boy, Demi was talking to you, didn't you hear?"

Two pigs came over, these are my admirers, if there is no Dick, maybe in the spring, I will mate||mate with them and give birth to a litter of hams in the future tense.But Dick showed up.I know, this will be my destiny.

These are two pigs without names. I will call them Pig A and Pig B for the time being.

Pig A said: "New here, this pile of straw is mine, who allowed you to lie on it?"

Pig B said: "A is right! Get out of here!"

Dick opened his eyes to look at them, rolled them and closed them again.

This seriously challenged the prestige and status of the bully Pig A, and Pig A kicked him: "Stinky boy, get up! Let's fight!"

Pig B said: "Yes, the winner is eligible to be||mate with Demi!"

I rolled my eyes and said angrily, "B, who do you think you are?"

I don't know which word stimulated Dick, who has always been noble and glamorous, he suddenly opened his eyes and stood up.

"Your name is B?" Dick looked at pig B and asked.

"Huh?" Pig B opened his stupid mouth, and then looked at me - he always thought this was my pet name for him, but he didn't know that I just used alphabetical order to record the order of the pigs who came to talk to me that day, And they were always the first and second pigs to talk to me of the day.

Then he proudly raised his head: "Yes."

Then Dick kicked pig B 2 meters away with a lightning-like hoof.

Pig B screamed and fell into the mud pit that Page loved to jump.

Oh, by the way, Paige is my good friend, because of her unique hairstyle that resembles a hair dryer, she was selected by the film and television company to become a world-renowned children's movie star.It is also because she became a star that she has a name.Lucky Paige.

"Why did you hit me?" Pig B cried as he fell into the mud.

"Your name is B." Dick lowered his eyes and looked at the pig B in the mud pit indifferently.

oh!I'll say it again, he's hot.

"You're looking for death!" Pig A saw his younger brother being beaten, and ran towards Dick angrily, trying to overwhelm Dick to the ground with his proud physique.

The climax of the whole incident happened at this time.

With the agility that ordinary pigs cannot do, Dick flips back two consecutive somersaults, and lands firmly behind Pig A, who cannot control the inertia due to the run-up, and then makes a light jump, followed by a 720° turn in the air, and the last fart The stock sat on the back of pig A. |

It was very easy to push pig A into the trough.

Looking at the round, light and dexterous figure in the air, I felt a dreamlike dizziness. Looking at the pig A who was sitting in the trough with that perfect butt, I wished that it was me who was sitting by him.

He is electricity, he is light, he is the only faith, I only love him, Heismyheropig.

It's over for me, seeing Dick ruins my life, and I'll never be able to love another pig in my life.

"Hey boys, stop it." I stood up just as Dick was about to be mauled by a bunch of boars.

"Dick will be my boyfriend from now on." I announced proudly.

All around were the sound of gasping for air.

"Why, Demi!"

"that is!"

"He's too small!"

"That's right, look at his body, it's even pink! My God, a pink pig! How can it be as powerful as my black pig!"

……

"Shut up you guys!" I said angrily.

"Which one of you has such a round and cute PI ass?" I looked around and tortured their souls.

The grunting of the surrounding boars weakened, but the grunting of the sows gradually increased.

"As expected of Demi, looking at it this way, his PI stock is indeed the most perfect in the entire circle!"

"Wow, even though he is pink, the fur in his ears is black, so sexy!"

"Also, his eyes are blue, so cute!"

"Demi always finds the best."

"Hey, Demi took the lead again."

"Hey, Demi, can you give me a use of him when you finish the || assignment? I want to have a piglet with him."

"I also"

"I also!"

"+1"

Dick seemed to be unable to stand the discussions surrounding him, so he pushed past the pigs and returned to the straw pile he had chosen.

"Stay away from me." He said grimly to the boars.

Looking at the sows approaching gradually, he added: "You all!"

With that, he buried his head in his fore hooves.

I heard him murmur, "F, I hate you!"

Who is F?His ex-girlfriend?But that's okay, there is no boar in this pen who doesn't like Demi.

I can see that Dick is in a bad mood at this time, maybe an ordinary girl will go up to comfort him, but I am not, I know that boys need time alone, they have their own dignity, especially a noble and glamorous boy like Dick, they must not want to Let the pig see his vulnerable side.

So I walked away silently, I sat in a place far away from him, but he could see me when he raised his eyes, and stopped the girls who tried to get close to him and the boys who tried to provoke him.This kind of silent and considerate love is what Dick needs most at this moment.

As night fell, the other pigs all fell asleep peacefully. Pig A, who had been occupied by the straw pile, was so psychologically shadowed by Dick's buttocks that he didn't dare to approach him again.Pig B, who followed Pig A, had to watch from a distance, daring to be angry and dare not speak out.

I approached Dick with the most grace I've ever had, ducked my head and rubbed his nose.

Dick jumped up like an electric shock, and jumped five meters away from me in an instant.

Wow, the bouncing ability of the pig is amazing, but it also put me in an embarrassing situation.My behavior of expressing intimacy is the dream of every boar in the pen, but he avoided me from the plague.

To be honest, I'm kind of sad.But it doesn't matter, who told me to love him, to love a pig is to go down in the dust, and then bloom bright roses from the mud!

"Wow, Demi is sometimes rejected!" Pig Z's annoying voice sounded behind me. She is a girl who is second only to me in popularity in the pigsty. She always regards me as her imaginary enemy. He scoffed at childish hostility, they are all hams to be served on the dinner table, is it necessary to play the role of scheming in his short life?

But in front of Dick, I wouldn't allow myself to back down, so I gave her a hard look and gave her a very inelegant snort.

Dick seemed to be belatedly aware of what an ungentlemanly thing he had done, and he apologized in a low voice, "Sorry, I just don't like people... pigs getting too close to me."

I graciously forgave him.

As expected of the pig I fancy, it's really polite.

I nodded and said softly: "We are all companions in the same pen. When the time comes to slaughter, there will be fewer pigs here every day. Pigs have a short life. Don't be too obsessed with the unpleasant past. Boy, forget your ABCDEFG, use A new love affair to wash away the bad memories of the past, and then greet death with a happy mood. It is said that pigs in a better mood before death will make ham more fragrant. This is when we prove the value of life. I want to do it How about you, the best piece of ham?"

Dick looked at me inexplicably, as if he didn't understand what I said, and finally said, "I thought it depends on the cook whether the ham is good or not?"

I rolled my eyes, and it was very difficult not to look at him like a country pig: "You don't understand life at first glance! Can the pork in the food stall and the pork in the Michelin restaurant be pigs from a farm? We are going to sell to high-end restaurants! Only when you are in a good mood can you be eligible to enter Michelin!"

Dick seemed shocked.

I slowed down my voice and walked towards him slowly.

"Look, Dick, I'm the only pig in the ring with a name, and they all want to have piglets with me, and if I haven't met you, anyone can, but here you are, you have a name, and you have a perfect pair PI shares, you are my dream love pig, so they can't do it anymore. Accept me, have a baby with me, I'm the best in this circle."

"no, I do not……"

Before Dick could finish, I tilted my head and kissed him.

Dick's eyes widened in horror. At that moment, I seemed to see tears in his eyes.

Ah, love can break hearts and make pigs shed tears of happiness.

but!

Right after I kissed him, my dick piggy suddenly had some weird changes!

He suddenly fell to the ground, and then his figure began to elongate, his nose gradually shortened, and his limbs gradually lengthened.In the midst of a group of shivering pigs hugging each other, he turned into an ugly, shameful human being!

ah!What evil magic is this!I have been deceived!I actually kissed a dirty human!And that was my first kiss!My first kiss with deep love!

My mind went blank.

"Master Dick, I knew you were as charming as anyone else. Even a pig would love you."

The human who had appeared holding Dick pig appeared again, holding a snow-white bathrobe in his hand, standing upright outside the pigsty.

"Shut up, F." This pig spirit named Dick climbed up from my straw pile.

I was so angry that I stomped on him hard.But he pulled me aside with his feet without hesitation.

I shed tears of sadness, and I can already predict that from now on, I will become the laughing stock of the entire pigsty.

I will never be able to smile again in this life, I will never be in Michelin again.My pig life was ruined by this evil human being called Dick.

I was devastated and in pain.When I see Dick ruined his life, I just want to go on hunger strike for the rest of my life.

This guy named F picked me up from the pigsty.

"I think you won't mind if you take this Miss Pig who dispelled the magic for you back to the manor."

Ok?

"I mind! Very much, very much! If you take it back to the manor, I will run away from home!" Dick yelled as he violently pulled the bathrobe from the human's hand.

"After all, she really loves you, and I really can't bear to let her appear at any dining table again." The person called F still spoke calmly and slowly, he hugged me and followed Dick without fear of threats.

No, my dream in the first half of my life was to be a ham on the Michelin table!What better home for pigs?

After N years——

"I heard that Demi was your savior. She kissed you back then."

I heard a childish voice ringing above my head.

"Please, D, don't mention this, we can still be brothers." This voice is familiar to me, it's Pig Dick.

I have spent many years in Wayne Manor, and now Wayne Manor is very lively, with both cats and dogs, pigs and cows, and even a big red bat.

My dream is no longer to become a ham, but to spend this life peacefully with my lovely family members, oh, and, I hope that the shit shovel officer of all of us, Mr. Alfred, will not lose his hair anymore, deputy Master Damian the shit shoveler can grow taller before I die.

As for Pig Dick, come on, I'm Batman's pig, how can I fall in love with a stupid human being.Who didn't fall in love with the wrong pig/human when they were young?

The author says:

I really like Eldest Young Master, if I can't get him, I will persecute him [bushi!

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