The first noodle shop in history

Chapter 21

Paying the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other, after the transaction was completed, the Dark Lord hesitantly stayed where he was now, "Um, shopkeeper..."

Yi Ge raised his eyebrows: "Do you have anything else to do?"

The Dark Lord rarely said embarrassedly: "I don't know how to fuse souls..."

Yi Ge paused for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "I can fuse you for free, and I can also give you a set of ways to nourish your soul for free, as long as you..."

He paused for a while, his eyes looked up and down the Dark Lord's body, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

The Dark Lord feels bad all over, I'm disfigured like this, how can the shopkeeper get away with it?What made him even more unexpected was that the shop owner was actually gay!

The Dark Lord folded his hands on his chest, and said in grief and indignation: "I will not compromise!" Although the owner of the shop is very cute and good-looking, which suits his appetite, the pink lips make people have the urge to kiss Fangze, and want to see the round almond eyes Tears welling up in my eyes...wait!How could he have such a terrible idea! ! qaq

The corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched speechlessly, he waved his hands in disgust, and said, "I'm not interested in sex just because you look weak!"

The Dark Lord heaved a sigh of relief, and then became angry again, thinking: Did my body provoke you? !I am now only because of the split soul! !And sexual interest?Sure enough, the owner, you are gay!

The Dark Lord said, "Then what do you want me to do?"

Yi Ge gave him a palm-sized detector and said, "I want you to find someone for me, and you should bring this with you. Of course, you don't need to look for it. As long as you meet someone, this detector will It will vibrate, and I'll know when the detector goes off."

The Dark Lord took it without the slightest hesitation, and carried it directly on his body. He didn't need to look for it deliberately, as long as he brought the detector, he could get something that sounded good. He took advantage of it!

The Dark Lord tentatively asked, "What if we don't meet him?"

Yi Ge smiled: "It doesn't matter if you don't meet him. I will continue to find other people." If he can't even meet this kind of cheating villain, he will resort to special means.

The Dark Lord said, "Then can you help me fuse now?"

Yi Ge asked back, "Are you sure you're ready?" After speaking, he looked towards the door of the store, where a group of Death Eaters were waiting.

The Dark Lord immediately chased the Death Eaters away, telling them to go as far away as possible (hey).

……

Although the fusion of souls is painful, it is much more painful than division. The Dark Lord can bear the pain of division, let alone fusion.

After the fusion, the originally ugly Dark Lord slowly changed back to his handsome appearance, but his skin was sickly white because he had not been exposed to the sun for many years, but this not only did not affect the image, but gave people a fragile beauty.

#This is not the image of a gay guy, what else is it#

↑What the hell.

Yi Ge nodded and said, "This is much more pleasing to the eye."

The Dark Lord held the mirror in a daze and looked at his almost forgotten image, and then thought of the day when he became the Dark Lord, he smiled self-deprecatingly.

After he recovered his composure, he realized what he had done before.

Yi Ge: "Think carefully in your mind, I have taught you the method of nurturing your soul."

The Dark Lord closed his eyes and thought carefully. After a while, he opened them in shock, "This, this is..."

It turns out that in addition to the method of nurturing the soul, there is also an introduction to the first store.The most important piece of information is that the Ten Thousand Worlds Store has immortality skills and other things!Only then did the Dark Lord know what kind of opportunity he had encountered.

The Dark Lord calmed down his excitement, and looked at a storage device in the shape of an earring. This storage device can not only store anything, but also conceal the breath.He didn't even look at the price, just waved his hand and bought it!Formation?buy it!Spirit sword?buy it!computer?Buy it, buy it back and play games!Elixir?bought...

#buybuybuy#

The Death Eaters have recently discovered that their finances are suddenly in the red...

Hearing the news, the Dark Lord looked away with a guilty conscience.

Hahaha, it's not that he was wasting money!

By the way, remember the Muggles, no, the human realm seems to be very rich, or where does he take the Death Eaters to the humans?

Something big has happened to the Order of the Phoenix!Because the Dark Lord hasn't harassed them for a long time! (what the hell!)

Dumbledore: "Is the Dark Lord doing something big recently?"

Harry Potter: "Shall I go and see?"

"No, Harry, you can't take any chances."

Dumbledore: "Just wait and see."

This wait is several years.

Years later, Harry Potter finally sneaked into the Dark Lord's house, was found, and slipped into a nearby shop.

Harry Potter hid vigilantly and watched the Death Eaters passing by the door. "Strange, why didn't they come in and search and left?"

"Because they know that even if you are here, you cannot be taken away."

"Who—!" Harry Potter turned his head abruptly, not expecting that there was someone behind him.

With such strength, Yi Ge doubted whether he would break his head.

Yi Ge laughed: "This is my store, who am I?"

Harry Potter smiled awkwardly, but his vigilance was not halved. "It's the boss..."

Yi Ge: "What do you want to buy?"

"I... I'll see for myself..."

"Give him the pamphlet."

Only then did Harry Potter realize that there was a handsome young man beside him.

Yi Ge smiled: "I thought you would yell that you didn't want to."

The handsome young man was the Dark Lord. He gritted his teeth with a dark face, obviously thinking of the first time we met, and really wanted to kill anyone who knew about his dark history.

Harry Potter didn't recognize that the young man in front of him was his enemy, the Dark Lord. Also, the image of the Dark Lord had already been ingrained in his mind. Who could imagine the handsome appearance of the Dark Lord?

Harry Potter smiled awkwardly, pretending that he was reading the booklet seriously, but after reading it, he became serious.

The booklet introduces in detail the classification of the Ten Thousand Realms Store and the detailed introduction of various plane worlds, as well as the types of items. If it weren’t for the fact that the main god’s private goods are too much, the booklet is not satisfied with the products at all, and Yi Ge might sell the products add on top.

Even so, the message this booklet brings to Harry Potter is shocking enough.

Harry Potter really felt a little stupid at this moment. He actually faced a cosmic boss without knowing it, thinking that the other party was just an ordinary person who opened a shop.

No wonder, no wonder this ordinary shop can be ignored by the Death Eaters collectively, and it can be safely opened near the Dark Lord's house.

Wait, suddenly, Harry Potter suddenly remembered the changes of the Dark Lord in these years, could it be...

He didn't dare to think about it any further.

Harry Potter: "The Dark Lord he..."

Yi Ge: "Oh, look for him, isn't this the place to be?"

Harry Potter was confused: "...huh?" He looked at the young man suddenly, this beautiful young man who surprised him was actually the Dark Lord?

A tablet-like face appeared in his mind...

Where did these two imagine? !

"Dark Lord?"

The Dark Lord gave him a disdainful glance, "Have you finished reading the pamphlet?"

Harry Potter was nervous all over: "Look, it's over..."

"Then go."

When Harry Potter was stunned, the Dark Lord just let him go? "You really let me go?"

The Dark Lord grinned: "If you don't want to leave, stay here forever."

Harry Potter ran away in fright.

Yi Ge drank tea lightly: "You scared my guests away."

The Dark Lord cut it loudly: "He is the bait to help you catch bigger fish." If he didn't turn Dumbledore's financial situation into a deficit, he wouldn't be called the Dark Lord!

The Dark Lord's strategy succeeded, and Harry Potter really told Dumbledore about the store after he went back. Even if they finally knew that it was the Dark Lord who was tricking them, they had to thank the other party for letting them find this place.

The Order of the Phoenix's finances turned into a deficit as expected.

Yi Ge's words successfully brought back the Dark Lord's thoughts, and he said in astonishment, "Are you leaving? Where are you going?"

"Of course it's another world. I'll hand over this shop to a robot."

The Dark Lord was stunned for a moment, then sneered, "Aren't you afraid that I won't do things with the detector?"

Yi Ge walked over with a blank expression, stretched out his foot, and kicked his ass. The Dark Lord leaned forward uncontrollably, and before he questioned him and became angry, he said, "Remember, what I said is that you can find someone." It’s not just this world, you have to bring the detector with you when you do missions in other worlds!”

"Did you hear what I said?!" The Dark Lord popped a cross on his forehead: "Then what about when I go to the toilet to take a shower?"

Yi Ge sneered: "Take it with you, don't worry, it's waterproof, and also, will you take off your clothes when you go to the bathroom?"

Dark Lord: "..." You said that I seem to be perverted...

Thinking about it again, the Dark Lord heard a different meaning, and said frantically, "You mean we can enter the Ten Thousand Worlds Store for free?"

"Ah."

"Don't wait another five years?"

"Ah."

"Can I enter now?"

"Ah."

"Shopkeeper, you won't lie to me, will you?"

"Um...go away!"

Then the Dark Lord rolled away and left the store, not that he refused to enter the Wanjie store, but that he had to go back and make some arrangements.

Well, be sure to bring his only family.