The first noodle shop in history

Chapter 24

Shen Qingli's lungs were about to explode, she hated being called ugly the most in her life!That made her think of the way she was before without the system, and she never wanted to go back to the ugly way she was before after all the admiring eyes of others!

At this moment, she even had the thought of strangling Lu Hua to death.

[The system warned once that the host had a dangerous thought about Lu Hua, and tried to take action to deduct the effect of the pitiful eyes. 】

Shen Qingli screamed and immediately covered her eyes. "What's the matter with the system! Aren't you my system?! I am your master! How can you punish me for others!"

This time her system did not have a hoarse and sexy male voice, but a cold electronic synthesized voice [this is the consequence of the host's disobedience. 】

Lu Hua was also surprised. He didn't expect that the other party's system was on his side.

"System system? Do you know what's going on?"

Yi Ge nestled on the sofa in Lu Hua's villa, looked at the image of Lu Hua's school in mid-air, calmly ate melons, and said irresponsibly: "I don't know."

He wouldn't say it was him who did it!

The unruly Lu Hua was in stark contrast to the "crying" girl covering her eyes. For those who didn't know the truth, it was Lu Hua who bullied the girl and made her cry.

The boy who wanted to be a flower protector and the girl who couldn't see it came over to protect Shen Qingli behind him. "What kind of ability do you, a big man, bully a woman?!"

Lu Hua rolled her eyes, ignored them, turned around and left.

He wanted to find a quiet place to figure out what was going on with the system on his body, so he didn't have time to chatter with them.

The faces of the people who were ignored turned blue and white.

Shen Qingli was afraid that these people would be warned by the system again, and her attributes would be deducted from her body, so she quickly explained: "Lu Hua didn't bully me, you misunderstood."

Everyone's face is even worse, are we helping you?We'd be misunderstanding if you weren't acting like that? ?

……

Lu Hua skilfully climbed over the wall and left the school gate, asking the system in her mind: "System? Are you there?"

[Please call me Brother Yi. 】

Since your voice is so nice, I don't care so much. "Okay, Brother Yi, who are you? Why are you attached to my body?"

[You will know when you get to your own home. 】

Lu Hua was stunned, his home?Is there anything special about his home?

Immediately called a friend to cancel the race car, and went to the deserted villa without stopping.

Arriving at the entrance of the villa, after opening the door, he thought he would see a picture of aliens occupying his house, but he didn't expect that the capture was captured, but the people were people he didn't expect.

Isn't the young man sitting comfortably on the sofa watching TV the mental illness he encountered during the day?look!I haven't changed my clothes yet!

"Why are you in my house?" Now a psychopath can pick locks part-time?

Yi Ge turned his head and said with a smile, "Hello~ dear host."

Lu Hua: "..."

……

…………

After finally accepting that his own system is a crazy setting, Lu Hua sat opposite him, staring at Yi Ge, and said seriously: "Let's talk."

"say what?"

"What is the Heavens and Worlds Store? Aren't you a system? How did you become a human?"

Yi Ge said: "As the name suggests, a store, of course, sells things. Your mission is to open stores in various worlds to sell goods, including movies, TV, novels and anime. As for why I became a human...you don't have enough authority."

Lu Hua is not an idiot (Yi Ge: Huh?), let him open a shop like this, what is a human being other than a three-legged cat to die?"Why would I want to open a shop? Putting lives at risk," he said.

Yi Ge twitched his lips and said with a smile, "You will die."

Lu Hua's heart skipped a beat, she raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you threatening me?"

Yi Ge: "I'm telling the truth, don't you find it strange? Why are there so many boys or girls with outstanding looks suddenly appearing around you?"

"why?"

Of course you are the Lord God!Cough, he can't tell the truth, he said nonsense: "Because you were a great kind person in your previous life, they all came here to absorb your merits!" While watching, he didn't dare to look into the eyes every time he told a lie, but it's a pity that Lu Hua didn't know.

Lu Hua believed it was true: "What will happen to me without merit?"

"Being killed by them picking up yang to replenish yin!"

Lu Hua's legs tightened violently.Looking at Yi Ge in horror, he didn't want to die in this way!

"I agree!" With his strength, he will not be afraid of being the scum that is always on his mind!His virgin body is still reserved for the little cat...Huh?Who is the kitten?

Yi Ge covered his mouth with a smile, coughed dryly, and said, "The interval between each entry into the plane is three days, and the ratio of time flow rate is 1:1000. Should the host enter now or tomorrow?"

Lu Hua scratched her head: "Tomorrow, I'll dye my hair back first." It was weird for him to open a shop with a head of yellow hair.

Yi Ge looked at his hair tangledly, before hesitating to speak.

"how?"

Yi Ge: "...Actually, I think your bald head is pretty good." It's more like an egg.

Lu Hua: "..."

Coming out of the barber shop, Lu Hua, who was wearing a hat, had nothing to love, ahhhhhh!Why is he so obsessed with cutting his head qaq

Yi Ge smiled and took off his hat and put it on again, "It really looks like a peeled egg from the back."

Lu Hua: "Stop talking qaq, I hate you (╬~炸~)"

Yi Ge laughed and said, "I didn't ask the barber to cut you off!"

Lu Hua said, "I cut it because you said it looks good!"

Yi Ge proudly snorted coldly: "You don't have to cut it either!"

Lu Hua: "No! You have to fulfill one of my demands."

"tell me the story."

Lu Hua: "The systems in the novel can change their form, right? You can change too?"

Yi Ge had a half-smile and said, "I won't become a big-breasted girl."

Lu Hua hurriedly said, "It's not a big-breasted girl, it's a cat... ah!"

"Go to hell!!" Yi Ge directly gave him a paw.Of course, being fooled by the main god to be a cat demon for hundreds of years, it really is a virtue whether it is reincarnated or not.

For the benefit of being able to hold a cat in the future, Lu Hua is determined not to compromise. If Yi Ge does not change the cat, he will not go to the plane to open a shop.

Yi Ge rubbed his forehead with a headache, and it was not unacceptable for him to say that it was a cat, "That's good." After hearing these two words, Lu Hua, who had been pricking up her ears, stood up and moved closer to him, Yi Ge said: "Let's talk about it first, it's only in the plane world!"

"well!"

Under Lu Hua's expectant gaze, Yi Ge's whole body shone with light, his limbs shrank, and he became a Chinese pastoral cat the size of two hands. It looked like a small milk cat.

Lu Hua was pleasantly surprised, the cat looked exactly like in his dream! !So small, so cute

"Meow~"

Yi Ge: ...That's why he didn't want to become like this.

Shit, Lu Hua, I'll deal with you later!