Chapter 86
Chapter 86
The two had just returned to the modern room when there was a knock on the door.
Mother Lu's voice came from outside the door: "Ah Hua, it's time for Xiaoyi to have lunch." Then her voice paused for some reason, and this time her tone was a bit lewd and said: "If it's not convenient, you can come down later, just Don't get tired."
Lu Hua already knew that his mother was a rotten girl, and said angrily, "Don't think about it, we didn't do anything!!"
"Bastard, it's so embarrassing for you to do nothing all morning!" She spoke very softly, but how good are Lu Hua and Yi Ge's ears?They heard this clearly, Yi Ge couldn't help laughing, Lu Hua blushed, seeing that he was still smiling, couldn't help but said: "Just a few hours this morning, I've been working for a few years, almost Drain me dry."
After he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong. He remembered that when he left, his mother and the others had just had breakfast. Why did he go to another world for several years and come back only a few hours?
Yi Ge looked a little weird: "...I adjusted the time ratio."
"Oh, that's how it is... You really lied to me. When I traveled before, the time ratio was not like this→_→"
Yi Ge had a half-smile, "I'm not afraid that I'll squeeze you out if you say it's just a few hours."
It's over, the daughter-in-law is angry.
He immediately changed his words: "I was joking just now! Don't you know if I was drained?!"
"It's because I know, so..." Yi Ge touched his lower body, smiled, walked past him, opened the door, turned his head and said to him: "You should stock up some goods in the past few days." Let's go (^_^)."
Unspoken meaning: You have been abstinent recently.
Do not----!
Lu Hua cried out in her heart, wanting to cry but no tears. She deeply realized what it means to suffer by oneself.
When Yi Ge went downstairs, Lu's mother was setting out the dishes, Lu's father, Lu's grandfather, Lu's eldest brother and Lu's sister were quietly sitting at the table waiting for the meal to be served.In this scene, Yi Ge somehow thought of a group of brats being cleaned up by their mother, obediently waiting for their meal.
"Pfft." Too vivid.
The laughter disturbed the well-behaved babies, and several pairs of eyes swept over him in unison, all of them looked at him strangely, completely different from the way they looked at the guests in the morning, Mother Lu coughed with her fist on her lips, and everyone immediately looked at him again Swipe back and stare at the table.
It seems that mother Lu said something.Could it be that he told the news that he and Lu Hua are a couple?Thinking of this, Yi Ge said with a calm smile, "Auntie, let me help you."
Mother Lu just wanted to say no, but suddenly thought of something, she changed the subject and said, "Okay, come with me to the kitchen to serve the dishes."
"Okay." The corner of Yi Ge's mouth curled up. Ordinary people would let customers go to the kitchen to do things?Mother Lu wanted to say something to him.
When he arrived in the kitchen, as expected, Mother Lu hesitated to speak, glanced at him, then looked away, then glanced at him again, repeating the cycle.
Yi Ge pretended not to see and waited for her to speak.
Until Yi Ge brought the dishes and was about to go out, Lu's mother realized that if she didn't say anything, she would have no chance to say anything, and said, "Xiao Yi, Auntie, what is your relationship with our Xiaohua?"
"Huh?" Yi Ge turned around and couldn't help feeling amused looking at Lu's mother's expectant eyes. It was really the same as Lu Hua's eyes when she was flattering him. He thought so in his heart, but his face was filled with nervousness. As if someone had punctured his mind all of a sudden, he looked away with guilty eyes, and asked anxiously, "Why would Auntie ask such a question suddenly?"
When Mother Lu saw it, she was convinced, and she planned not to ask any more questions, but when she saw the cute face of the future "daughter-in-law", Xiao Shou, her heart skipped a beat. She couldn't hold back how cute she was! ! ! *罒▽罒*
"Hey, I saw the interaction between you..." She paused deliberately.
Sure enough, Xiao Shou was fooled, and hurriedly waved his hands and said: "The interaction between me and Xiaohua is nothing..." Since you want to pretend, I will accompany you.
Mother Lu sighed: "You don't need to say, I understand."
"Auntie..." He bit his lower lip uneasily.
It's almost there, if you make fun again, Xiao Shou will be made to cry by her, that brat should ask him to settle the score, she immediately smiled and said: "You are really an aunt and didn't find out about your relationship, you must have found out, otherwise your neck Why are the red spots on the skin gone? It must have been applying ointment in the room all morning to wait for it to go away."
"Auntie..." You are a little out of ideas.
Lu's mother was dissatisfied: "You still call me auntie, call me mom to listen!"
Yi Ge really blushed a little this time: "...Mom."
Lu's mother was happy: "Hey! That bastard has never known the heights of the sky and the earth since he was born. You have to take care of him in the future." She took out her mobile phone and said with a smile: "Let's take a photo together." Humph , Let her girlfriends not believe her!Now she took a photo with her "daughter-in-law" to see how they are still playing tricks!
Lu Hua sat lifelessly on the chair, and the questioning voices around him made him lose his energy. For him, his family would know that Xiao Gezi was his wife sooner or later anyway, so now his father threatened him to kill her. Broken legs or something, it's nothing! ! →_→After all, he can't beat me.
The noisy living room immediately became silent with the appearance of Lu's mother, and Lu Hua changed her lifeless appearance and stood up excitedly. Sister Lu tugged at Brother Lu's sleeve in amazement, and said, "Hey brother, look at the little brother. Does he have a tail behind him?"
Brother Lu: "..." This dog-legged person is definitely not his domineering and lawless younger brother.
Lu Hua stared at Yi Ge's cheek, which still had a blush that didn't go away, and stared suspiciously at his mother, the question in his eyes was undisguised: Did you bully him?
The corner of Lu's mother twitched, she took out a chopstick and hit him on the head: "Stinky boy, if you have a wife, forget your mother!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of Lu's father and Lu's grandfather twitched.God knows they haven't accepted that their son/grandson's lover is a man! !
Even the bold sister Lu was so shocked that her mother lost her words suddenly.
Lu Hua smiled brightly, what would be happier if the family accepted the lover?
At the dinner table, Lu Hua, who had no worries, didn't need to hide anything, and took care of Yi Ge's meals to the extreme. The shrimp and crabs had to be shelled off by themselves, and only the meat was picked out and put into his bowl. Pick it clean and put it in the Yi Ge bowl. To be honest, even Lu’s father who often eats fish has to spend a while cleaning the fish bones, but Lu Hua only took a few breaths to get the fish bones clean. Skillful dexterity obviously did this more than once or twice.
Unknowingly, everyone stopped picking up vegetables and looked at Lu Hua "working" stupidly.
Even though Yi Ge was used to this kind of thing, he still felt embarrassed and uncomfortable under the eyes of Lu Hua's family. He reminded Lu Hua in his mind not to let him go too far, but was choked back by Lu Hua's words: I think This is very common.
Yi Ge: "..."
You think it's normal, but your family doesn't think so! !Yi Ge was about to be defeated by him, so he had no choice but to reciprocate, and put a piece of chicken leg into Lu Hua's bowl.
As expected, Lu Hua no longer patronized Yi Ge, happily eating the "love" that the little pigeon gave him.He raised his eyelids, only to be startled by Lu's mother/father/elder brother/sister/grandfather's direct gaze.Seeing them staring at him "covetously", I thought they were coveting the chicken legs in his bowl, so I carefully protected the chicken legs with my arms, and said vigilantly: "There are still some on the table, don't grab mine."
Everyone was speechless, who would snatch it!
Then what happened next made them even more dumbfounded. For example, if Yi Ge picked up a piece of green pepper, but he didn't like to eat it, he put it on the side of the bowl, and then Lu Hua would consciously stretch out his chopsticks to pick it up and eat it!God knows that their son/little brother hates eating green peppers the most! !
Sister Lu gave Yi Ge a thumbs up in admiration, remembering that she made the younger brother eat a piece of green pepper because of a prank, and she had diarrhea for a whole week as a result! ! !
Great for my brother-in-law! !
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