mousepad-d2 Chapter 106 Actor's Occupation· This question is embarrassing
Chapter 106 Actor's Occupation· This question is embarrassing
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"Please get ready," the chief director turned on the stopwatch on the phone, "Start!"
The staff seamlessly lifted the question board, and Zhou Xingshuo saw the words "Journey to the West" written on the question board.
This is simple.
Zhou Xingshuo opened his mouth and said, "The author Wu Chengen, three words."
Zhang Zilian replied without hesitation, "Journey to the West."
The staff showed a new question board: badminton.
Zhou Xingshuo subconsciously made a movement of playing badminton, and said while doing it: "One sport, three words."
Zhang Zilian answered without hesitation again: "Badminton."
The staff showed a new question board: three heads and six arms.
Zhou Xingshuo watched it and only had one thought in his mind: The show crew is messing with us! The span between "Journey to the West", badminton, and three heads and six arms should not be too big!Tucao belongs to Tucao, this question is still not difficult for him.
So Zhou Xingshuo said: "Four words, Nezha's Dharma Body Transformation Technique!" Fortunately, Zhang Zilian was able to keep up with his brain circuit, and he answered as soon as he finished speaking: "Three heads and six arms."
"They answered too well, didn't they?"
"They have a good understanding. Xiao Shuo can understand what Xiao Lian said."
"There is hope, there is hope!"
"How many seconds have passed?"
"It's only ten seconds. Answer three questions correctly in ten seconds. This tacit understanding is perfect!"
No matter how shocked and unbelievable the partners of the three generations were, Zhang Zhou couldn't notice it anymore, because all their attention was now on each other.
The staff brightened the question board again: Chinese.
Zhou Xingshuo opened his mouth and said, "Two words, we must learn in school, there are a lot of ancient poems to memorize!"
Zhang Zilian also opened his mouth and answered, "Chinese!"
The staff brighten the question board: subtropical monsoon climate.
Seeing that the title suddenly changed from 2, 3 or 4 characters to 8 characters, Zhou Xingshuo squinted his eyes, and almost blurted out a beautiful family saying about planting flowers, but luckily he swallowed them down. .In fact, not only he was a little stunned, but also the companion who watched the two of them, you gestured and I guessed.
Although this is not the first time I have said it, but really, the director is a real dog!
Chief Director: Thank you for the compliment :)
But Zhou Xingshuo couldn't be bothered. He stretched out eight fingers and said, "Brother, this question is a bit difficult. Eight characters are a kind of climate. One of the typical distribution areas of our country is south of the Huaihe River in the Qinling Mountains. "
Zhang Zilian paused, then thought while counting his fingers: "Eight characters? Climate? South of the Huaihe River in the Qinling Mountains... Let me see if this is it. Asia, hot, belt, season, wind, sex, air , waiting." Exactly eight words!So he repeated very quickly and firmly: "Subtropical monsoon climate!"
"Ah, I got the answer!"
"I thought this question was going to be over!"
"That's right, the sudden change from few words to so many words makes the description more difficult."
"Sure enough, Xiao Shuo and Brother Lian are amazing!"
"Four words, four words! Xiao Shuo, Brother Lian, charge! Continue to charge!"
"..."
Staff highlight board:
【"Ode to Flower"
[Qing] Qianlong
One, two, three, four,
Five flowers, six flowers, seven or eight flowers.
Nine, ten, and eleven.
Fly into the grass and disappear. 】
Seeing this, Zhou Xingshuo: "..."
Others of the third generation who also saw this: "..."
Director, what are you doing!you!Dry!Varied!what! !
"Director!!" Zhou Xingshuo couldn't take it anymore, he clenched his fists, his face was a bit ferocious and distorted, and he asked through gritted teeth, "Director, can I hit you?!"
"No." The chief director replied with a smile on his face, "It's almost 30 seconds."
Zhou Xingshuo: "..."
Gan!Hey!I will endure!
Zhou Xingshuo calmed down, and then said, "Brother, this question is a poem, it can be regarded as a seven-character verse."
Zhang Zilian: "..."
He knew why Zhou Xingshuo lost his composure just now!
From 8 characters directly into a poem, whoever gestures will not collapse?I didn't expect the director to be such a director... Uh, after years of friendship, I told him that this person is really capable of doing this.
"Tell as much as you can, and leave the rest to me." Zhang Zilian comforted Zhou Xingshuo in this way.Zhou Xingshuo was appeased, and he wasn't so angry anymore, so he began to describe calmly, trying to give Zhang Zilian the best hint in the most concise words: "A very famous emperor in the Qing Dynasty liked some fancy things, the aesthetics of farmhouse music, He is quite famous for writing this poem, and the last line can be said to be added by the ministers silently reminding His Majesty."
Zhang Zilian was reminded like this, and almost guessed it.After hesitating for a while, he asked uncertainly, "Is it "Ode to Flowers" written by Emperor Qianlong?"
"Yes!" Zhou Xingshuo clapped his hands, "Brother, you can put the dynasty and author on it, and then recite this poem and it will be fine!"
"...Okay." Zhang Zilian recited with a strange expression on his face:
"Ode to Flowers"
[Qing] Qianlong
One, two, three, four,
Five flowers, six flowers, seven or eight flowers.
Nine, ten, and eleven.
Fly into the grass and disappear. "
Good guy, no word for it.
Before Zhou Xingshuo could happily clap hands with Zhang Zilian to celebrate, the chief director gave the staff a look.The staff member nodded, and then the next question board was revealed - Carve a boat and seek a sword.
Seeing this, Zhou Xingshuo made subconscious gestures and explained: "Four words! A fable! This story tells us that we can't just do things based on our subjective desires, and we can't take things for granted. We must base ourselves on changes in the objective situation..." "Look for the sword!" Zhang felt sorry for himself He answered directly, and he answered correctly.Zhou Xingshuo was so excited that he almost jumped up. He clapped wildly like a seal: "Yes, yes, that's it!"
The staff showed the question board again without stopping: Whale falls.
Zhou Xingshuo saw it and described it directly: "The overlord of the sea, mammals, high IQ, very big, can spray water, and at the end of their lives, they will use their huge bodies to feed back the sea. This process has a very nice name! elder brother!"
Zhang Zilian replied without hesitation: "Whale falls!"
At the same time, count down 10 seconds.
The staff persistently continued to brighten the title board: Antarctic penguins.
Zhou Xingshuo: "When we talk about the North Pole, we think of polar bears. What about another place? The opposite of the North Pole!"
Zhang Zipian: "Antarctic, Antarctic penguins!"
The staff still insisted on highlighting the title board: Vajra Gourd Baby.
Zhou Xingshuo spoke super fast: "Five words! Scorpion essence! Snake essence! Grandpa! Brothers fit together!!"
Zhang Zilian also spoke quickly: "Little Calabash King Kong?"
"Upside down, upside down!!"
"Vajra Gourd Baby?"
"Correct!"
"Okay, it's time!"
Hearing that it was over, Zhou Xingshuo breathed a sigh of relief.But after he breathed a sigh of relief, he rolled up his sleeves, made a look of wanting to hit someone, and then walked to the director's group: "Let's settle the score, director! What's the matter with the poem you just gave? !"
The chief director was not afraid at all: "Didn't you two still answer it?" "The point is to answer it?" Zhou Xingshuo scratched his hair, "The point is that you have gone too far, director! I won't even say 12 words. What are you, you actually wrote me a poem!"
"Hey, anyway, you got the answer right, and the effect of the variety show has also been achieved." The chief director went straight to the process, he was afraid that if he continued to explain (sophistry) explain (debate), Zhou Xingshuo really couldn't help but beat him up, "Congratulations You two, 1 minute, answered 10 questions correctly."
What is the concept of answering 1 questions correctly in 10 minute?And when he said an "ancient poem question", one can imagine how much tacit understanding Zhang Zilian and Zhou Xingshuo have!
Zhang Zilian Zhou Xingshuo's 10 questions, plus Qiao Hanzhou's solution of Luo Chen's 5 questions, that is 15 questions.In other words, Qin Lang and Ning Yuheng only need to answer 3 questions in 5 minutes, then Qin Lang can succeed in the calamity!
The seven members of the three generations suddenly felt a little regretful, why did they "give it a try" instead of "starting directly"?This saves time.
However, Qin Lang can take it easy, he thinks this is very good.
So he played with Ning Yuheng calmly, because with the demonstrations of Qiao Hanzhou, Jie Luochen, Zhang Zipian and Zhou Xingshuo, they already had a lot of experience in dealing with it.Therefore, it is not surprising that they can answer 3 questions correctly in 10 minutes.If it wasn't for the director's double-handedness to come up with a poem, the two of them would have answered more correctly.
Finally, the "try it out" is over, and the "official answer" is about to begin.
Qin Lang still decided to allocate 2 minutes. One minute is for Qiao Hanzhou to relieve Luo Chen, and the other minute is for Zhang Zipian and Zhou Xingshuo.As for the order of appearance, it was still the same order: Qiao Hanzhou and Xie Luochen took the lead, Zhang Zilian and Zhou Xingshuo tied behind, and in the end Qin Langning and Yuheng directly decided the outcome.
Formal "experience", the questions given by the director and the program team are actually much more difficult than the "try it out" questions!However, what is commendable is that the topics presented are all related, not as wide-ranging as the "try it out" ones.However, even so, Qiao Hanzhou Jie Luo Chen was still unlucky, and only answered 4 questions correctly.
The two of them were a little guilty, saying that they had given everyone a bad start.Qin Lang and others didn't care, but comforted them, saying that they did their best, and they didn't have to feel guilty if they did their best.
"Next, leave it to me and Ah Shuo." Zhang Zilian put his hands on Zhou Xingshuo's shoulders, "Ah Shuo, let's go."
For some reason, Zhang Zipian's words were very plain, but Zhou Xingshuo's mood suddenly surged, and he felt that his body possessed endless energy.
"Okay," Zhou Xingshuo said, "brother, let's make a good guess!"
After the director said "Start", the staff lit up the question board: Song Beisheng.
Seeing these three words, Zhou Xingshuo's eyes suddenly lit up, and his tone was also full of excitement: "Brother, you played the role in "Ten Thousand Letters of Love"!"
Zhang Zilian replied, "Xiaobei."
"No, full name!"
"Song Beisheng."
"That's right!" Zhou Xingshuo said to the staff, "It's all trivial, simple, next question!"
Oh easy?Oh mean?
The chief director gave the staff a look, the staff understood in seconds, and then lit up the next question board:
["Li Sao" (excerpt)
Take a long breath to cover up your tears, mourning the hardships of people's lives.Although Yu is good at repairing and restraining him, he will replace him at night and at night.Not only for Yu Yihui, but also for Yu Yihui.I also have good intentions, even though I died nine times, I still have no regrets. 】
Seeing this, Zhou Xingshuo: "..."
Others of the third generation who also saw this: "..."
It's started, it's started again, isn't it?
Director, what kind of demon are you? !
The chief director's face is full: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Zhou Xingshuo thought to himself, do you think I will waste time by describing it stupidly like before?Innocent.
So he waved his hand directly without taking away a cloud: "Pass!"
Chief Director: "..."
The chief director's prank finally failed once because of Zhou Xingshuo's word "pass".Let's not talk about how he feels for now, but the rest of the three generations?
The mood is super happy!
Hahahaha Director, you still have today!Xiao Shuo did a great job! !