Drunken Master

Chapter 34 Cat Ears

Zhuang Xiao was looking for a deserted place on the street outside the door, leaning against the wall, smoking.

Pei Yan, carrying his loose skirt, cape, and robe, strolled over and stood side by side against the wall.He said, "Why, do you have to go so far and avoid me?"

Zhuang Xiao: "No. Why hide from you."

Zhuang Xiao doesn't like to join in crowds. There are so many people in the big dressing room that he feels dizzy. Especially when Xing Rong enters the room, there are at least three assistants behind him. It's like bringing a tour group. He can play a table of mahjong alone. .

Pei Yan said, "Today we're still playing, haha."

Zhuang Xiao said: "Indoor scenes are easy to shoot, at least they are not cold."

Pei Yan said: "Turn the table over to fight. We are on top of the table, and Rong Rong is under the table."

Zhuang Xiao said: "When we hit the bottom of the table, he was on top."

Pei Yan said: "Anyway, it's the two of us fighting, it's nothing to him. We are in charge of fighting, and he will squat into a vase to be in charge of beauty, hahaha——"

Pei Yan spoke with a strong nasal voice and took a few breaths.

Zhuang Xiao said, "Have a cold? Ask your assistant to boil you a pot of ginger water, drink it all, and add brown sugar."

Pei Yan snorted and said, "I'm not a woman, I still drink brown sugar and ginger water..."

The distance between the two is three feet, one faces to the left and the other faces to the right, they don't look at each other, and their mouth patterns are subtle and difficult to distinguish.From a distance, it seems that no one pays attention to anyone, just standing by the wall.

Zhuang Xiao said: "It will be very difficult to go out on location and enter the prairie in a few days. It will be very cold in autumn. You should bring more clothes and ask your assistant to prepare more food."

Pei Yan asked, "What kind of food are you preparing?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "You may not be used to eating there, so prepare more snacks for you big squirrel."

Pei Yan grinned, the smile disappeared slowly, lowered her eyelids, and said in a low voice: "Don't be so caring and considerate to me, but I take it seriously."

Zhuang Xiao also lowered his voice: "In the crew, don't get sick."

Pei Yan pouted slightly.He is very sick, a moron's disease.

He knew that Zhuang Xiao was right.In the crew, there are many eyes, don't make a fuss, if you have something to say, wait until the two of you return to Beijing to talk in private.

Besides, Brother Xing, he put on a headgear, put on makeup, and put on a gorgeous prince's costume, so pretty.

This boy is handsome, with extremely delicate eyebrows, delicate and pleasant temperament, the end of his eyes has a smoky effect, and his eyelashes are black and bright.

After putting on the makeup and then using the visor, it was so white that it shone brightly, and it made Zhuang Daxia next to him look like a metallic texture with the luster of molten iron.

One is soft and the other is hard, the cuteness of the contrast between a face man and an iron man... Pei Yan silently pulled his gaze back.

In front of the inn on the street, people shouted and neighed, flying sand and rocks.The door panel was vulnerable, and it was torn apart by the knife and axe. The big red cloak was violently shaken by the blower, and the factory superintendent came in to arrest the wanted criminals.

The black-gold eyeliner made his eyes shine gloomyly, very gorgeous, with a demonic and murderous look, Pei Yan didn't draw a knife, and approached step by step with official steps... The ambushes in the inn bounced off, the furniture shattered, Pei Yan Shaking off his robe, he climbed up to the beams of the roof, and fiercely slashed across with his knife, cutting through the air while watching Zhuang Xiao pass by with that handsome masked figure...

Without the director's instructions, Pei Yan used a knife to chop with vicious vigor, and wanted to split Xing Rong's hands that were running around Zhuang Xiao and kick him away.

On a large round table, he and Zhuang Xiao were on each side, their eyes full of murderous aura.

He stomped his foot, then pushed hard, and the round table turned upside down!

what--

With this stomp, the person under the table yelled just right, which was also included in the script.

The two were led by the wire rope, punched and kicked as they went up, and then fell down, and the four booted feet slammed back on the table.Zhuang Xiao kicked Pei Yan away, and then stepped the almost upside-down round table back to its original position!Pei Yan kicked on the pillar by the wall, borrowed strength, turned around and twisted back, flung the cloak gracefully, like a fairy flying from the sky, and lightly fell back on the table.

The unique beauty of ancient costume martial arts, every move is very handsome.Of course, martial arts foundation is needed to achieve a handsome visual effect.

Uh--

Whoops——

There were two more snorts under the table.

The director called to stop, and looked under the table, Xing Rong was really hit on the head, Junxiu's face was hit with an indescribable complex expression.

Pei Yan didn't even get off the table, knelt down there and patted the table, then bent down to look under the table: "Yo? Hit you?"

Brother Xing's assistant was nervously wiping Xing Rong's face with a paper towel, and then tactfully discussed with the director: The people under the table don't have any action anyway, so can we, Rong Rong, not squat underneath.

"You don't need to fight," Pei Yan snorted next to him, "If you have fighting moves, you can't use him."

Zhuang Xiao, who was also squatting on the table, lightly tapped Pei Yan's boot with the tip of his boot.

Pei Yan glared at Zhuang Xiao, and was about to say that she just didn't like it.

The two of them squatted on the big table in a "migrant worker squatting" position, each resting their chins on one hand, waiting, and winking at each other at the same time.Zhuang Xiao mouthed him: You are a cheap mouth.

Anyway, there is no need to hit, and if there is no big movement, just shake the dick twice, and squat under the table with a plaster cast?There is not much difference between the expression of your living person and the dummy... Pei Yan has a lot of internal complaints, but he hasn't even sprayed it directly.

Zhuang Xiao mouthed again, within a distance that only Pei Yan could see: Can you stop telling the truth?

How many people have you offended?

Pei Yan was happy and proud, showing her neat white teeth...

Xing Rong and her assistant also winked and shook their heads.Who wants to embarrass and lose face in front of others?Xing Rong nodded to the director: "It's nothing serious, I'm not knocking, no need to replace, continue."

In the next shot, the two fighting goblins rolled directly on the table.

The chopping of fists and feet turned into a close fight, "Eunuch Cen" smashed the table board with one palm, stretched out his hand, and grabbed the top of "Zhu Yixuan" with sharp five fingers, making little prince Zhu cry out. "Yun Zhong" immediately grabbed his wrist and yanked hard, pulling the beautiful and demonic factory supervisor a lot, the official hat fell off, and the two of them rolled over on the table...

Clothes sleeves and ribbons fluttered, silk and satin materials rubbed against each other, and muscles made "bang bang" movements.

The hand-to-hand combat between the two became more and more realistic. Pei Yan was best at fighting on the ground, but the routine he was good at just moved the ground to the table.He secretly attacked Zhuang Xiao's joints, pinched him well, and managed to gain the upper hand once, beating him until blood boiled all over his body.

Zhuang Xiao was right under him, being oppressed by him, his truly seductive male body made him bloodshot...

Xing Rong regretted it now--I knew I would use a substitute.

Or just put a plaster cast under the table, who wants to listen to other people's walls?

This is not called listening to the bottom of the wall, but listening to the bottom of the table. The two people on the top have gotten carried away with their fights and let themselves go. The sound of rolling the table board is the same as rolling the bed board.

The table may not be able to withstand the big movements of the two masters, and it is on the verge of collapsing.

Then, it really fell apart.

Zhuang Xiao tried his best to turn over, but Pei Yan clung to him tightly. The scene script didn't have that, it was already an impromptu action. The director and his gang enjoyed watching it very much, and no one called to stop.Just like the oppressive action when entering the countdown stage in a group arena, the fight is selfless and realistic. The two of them exerted too much force at the same time, and the table suddenly lost its balance at a certain moment, crashing——

flipped.

what--

"Eunuch Cen" on the table and "Prince Zhu" under the table uttered sounds at the same time, but the yells were different. Only Daxia Zhuang held his breath, and the three of them fell into a messy human shape, all stacked together...

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Pei Yan burst out laughing as if dying.He was lying on Zhuang Xiao's body, with his long hair hanging loosely on Zhuang Xiao's chest, laughing wildly.He slapped Zhuang Xiao twice again, laughing so hard that he was about to roll, as if he was laughing at the chaos of the scene, hiding his emotion just right between his profligate eyebrows...

Zhuang Xiao had a sullen face at first, and wanted to kick him down so as not to press him down, but at a certain moment, he failed, exposing a very warm dimple.

They are close at hand, their eyes meet each other, and they just look at each other like this.

A red light exploded at the focus of the line of sight...

Talking about ignorance, indifference, and indifference is deceiving, deceiving ghosts...Zhuang Xiao turned his gaze away and got up from the mess.

Xing Rong rolled away a long time ago, her expression was not right, she was extremely embarrassed, he was the only one in the room.

Regarding the filming tidbits of the crew of "Dragon Fighting Tianguan", there are open and secret, official or private, basically divided into two factions, one faction is crazy about "Yun Daxia and Zhu Huangzi wandering the world with deep love, Zhuang Xiaoxing Xing Rong It is the first time that the partners are perfect together"; the other faction is pursuing "Zhuang Pei once again joins hands to create a masterpiece of martial arts, and the screen kills each other with blood every step of the way."

As for what kind of CP is on the set, anyone who is not blind can see it.

There was a lot of noise on and off the table all morning, with enthusiasm, and the shooting of the inn scene was basically finished.

It was approaching noon, and it was time for the studio logistics to distribute boxed lunches.

The place where they were filming was an inn on a street in the film and television city. The set was very finely crafted, and the houses and furnishings were real. When they were not filming, they would sell tickets for tourists and movie fans to visit.

The inn kitchen is a real kitchen. According to the layout of the old houses in the northwest region, there is a firewood-burning stove built with adobe, which can be used for cooking.

Before filming the scene, the props team lit a fire and set up a pot in the kitchen.Several local middle-aged aunts voluntarily helped out, made a few pieces of noodles, and used them as set props to dry on the chopping board.

Pei Yan passed by the kitchen, and slapped the big lump of noodles on the chopping board casually, "slap".

Zhuang Xiao also passed by the kitchen, and casually slapped the lumpy face, just like patting Old Pei on the head.

Zhuang Xiao went out two steps and then turned back, kneading the big lump of dough.

Pei Yan, who has eyes in the back of her head, turned around [-] degrees and turned back.

"Mian is about to wake up," Zhuang Xiao asked, "Do you eat noodles?"

Pei Yan: "?"

Mr. Pei reacted quickly, not stupid at all: "I will eat."

Zhuang Xiao wiped his hands with the rough cloth clothes on his body, kneaded the lump of noodles, took a knife from the chopping board, cut and sliced ​​the noodles, and asked him: "What shape do you want to eat?"

Pei Yan leaned beside her with a smile: "On the menu of the noodle shop, you can cook all kinds of noodles in various shapes?"

Zhuang Xiao lashed out at him: "How can I do it? I'm not a restaurant owner."

Pei Yan said, "Then what will you do?"

"I don't know how to do serious things," Zhuang Xiao sneered, "Anyway, it will definitely be cooked, and I will be full!"

Pei Yan stared at the handsome side of this man: "I'll eat whatever you do..."

The two of them were not interested in getting boxed lunch outside at all, so they hid in the inn kitchen to make hand-rolled noodles.Zhuang Xiao said by chance: "Go out and see what you have for today's box lunch. If there are any dishes you like, you can go and bring in two boxes."

Pei Yan went to the dining car and grabbed two boxes of Kung Pao Chicken.

Zhuang Xiao rolled out the dough and then cut it into the shape of cat ears.

This is to first roll out a large piece of dough, then cut it into small pieces of one centimeter square, and then use your thumb to twist out the shape of a cat's ear.Not to mention how boring the two of them were, they just rolled the dough with their fingers and played, poking, poking, poking, and spent their lunch break unconsciously...

The cat’s ears are cooked in a pot first, then drained in cold water. Finally, with these two boxes of Kung Pao Chicken, fry a pot of fried noodles in a large iron pan, which is very fragrant.

Zhuang Xiao also took onions and peppers for display.They are all farm dishes bought by the props team and the villagers. They are fresh and juicy. Thinking that Uncle Pei likes to eat this kind of spicy food, just chop them up and throw them into the pot.

The spicy taste is choking on the pot, and the set is fragrant.

Smelling the smell, a group of stealing wolves came, and the director yelled: "Kung Pao cat ears! It's okay, you two? You two are hiding and eating again!"

Seeing that the situation was not looking good, Pei Yan quickly filled himself with a big bowl, and took it away to eat.

After he took a few mouthfuls and turned around, the pot was already empty!Everyone stopped eating box lunches, and came to grab Zhuang Xiao's fried cat ears.

Xing Rong also came, and politely said to Mr. Zhuang: "The craftsmanship is really good, it's amazing, brother, can I have a bowl?"

Of course Zhuang Xiao nodded: "Eat."

Xing Rong only grabbed half a bowl, and she ate it with great relish.

The uncle who was cooking took two mouthfuls out of the pot with a shovel, and then he couldn't find the bowl, and a pack of wolves snatched it away.

Zhuang Xiao wiped his hands, and suddenly a pair of hands stretched out from behind his ribs, reaching under his eyelids.He holds a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other.

There were about three mouthfuls left at the bottom of the bowl, and it was really unambiguous to eat.

Uncle Pei's voice behind him was a little hoarse, very attractive: "That's all, do you mind eating my leftovers?"

Secret love has turned into open love, Pei Yan now has only one way to go.If you don't move forward, you can only retreat and give up.

He didn't want to give up, so he went all out.

Zhuang Xiao didn't speak, just picked up the bowl and chopsticks, ate, he was hungry.

Take three mouthfuls and make one mouthful.

Pei Yan was right behind her, and said in a low voice: "They are all in my favor...? Rong Rong is also in my favor, right?"

Zhuang Xiao snorted: "Yes."

"Don't be nice to others casually in the future, I'm careful." Pei Yan said.

Who is Zhuang Xiao?

Never mind him, that's all.

"You are warm to others, smile, I feel uncomfortable." He said.

Zhuang Xiao didn't want to make Mr. Pei feel bad, he couldn't hide his narrow-mindedness, it was really noisy.

Pei Yan said with a smile: "The cooking skills are good, did you often cook before?"

"I don't cook it often," Zhuang Xiao said. "When I have nothing to eat or no one cooks for me, I cook it myself. Otherwise, I don't eat anything."

Zhuang Xiao lowered his eyes and said again: "When I was a child, there was no one at home. What would I eat if I didn't cook? It's fine if it's cooked, and I didn't starve to death anyway."

Zhuang Xiao occasionally made a completely unnecessary complaint, and his face suddenly became gloomy and cold.

Pei Yan tried to pull the opponent's hand under the cover of the cloak and robe, but failed.Fuck, there were several layers of loose clothes, and he groped for a long time, but he couldn't find where Zhuang Xiao's hand was, as if he touched the opponent's thigh...

The two were in the corner of the kitchen, chatting quietly.On the other side, Xing Rong had just finished eating the half bowl of cat's ears, when he raised his eyes, his assistant secretly photographed him wearing a costume, with a pair of handsome eyes, serving a bowl of noodles in the crew inn.

Just as Xing Rong went out, his manager saw it and complained dissatisfiedly: "Who told you to come out? Why come out so soon? You go in!"

Xing Rong said, "What are you doing in there? I've finished eating."

He actually doesn’t like spicy food. The bowl of Kung Pao Mao’s Ears was filled with so many green chili peppers. It was so spicy that he was so hot that he forced himself to smile and say, “It’s delicious,” and secretly drank a bottle of mineral water. Only then did he suppress it... Originally, they didn't make it for his taste, but for Pei Yan.

The manager lowered his voice and said, "Chat with Zhuang Xiao more, otherwise there will be no tidbits or interaction."

Xing Rong said with a sullen face, "Why am I interacting? They don't want to interact with me, they are not familiar with me at all."

The manager said, "If you're not familiar with me, don't you get acquainted after talking more?"

"Mr. Zhuang is also very 'busy'," Xing Rong replied, "He didn't even want to talk to me, what did I say? I asked him how to do every movement? What do you do when you get up at five o'clock every morning to go to the gym? ? Can we talk..."

Can this topic be discussed?

Zhuang Xiao and Pei Yan are very good at chatting. When filming in the afternoon, they kept talking about the footwork and legwork of kicking sandbags in the hotel gym, how to play with that sandbag, which martial arts boy kicked a sandbag and so on.Before the director called to start filming, the two were chatting hotly, and when the filming started, they tacitly shut up and muted. As soon as the camera cut off, the scene started in half a second, and they turned their heads and started chatting together again. Every filming interval was not missed.

The hot topic on Weibo that night was #瑢公子吃面#.

"Daxia Zhuang personally cooks a heart-warming extra meal, Mr. Rong opens a small stove to serve a bowl of noodles", with a picture of Xing Rong eating Kung Pao's cat ears with big eyes, which made fans extremely intoxicated, "I am silly and cute He's so silly and cute, brother Xiao is really a high-quality warm boy with complete martial arts skills in the [-]th class." Barabara.

……

The crew is nearly halfway through filming, and Xing Rong doesn't have much time on the set, and may have to go to other crews in other places to cut scenes afterward.The scenes related to Prince Zhu had to be filmed quickly, and the scenes were all skipping.

On this day, I jumped back to the previous scene, a bitter scene, a torture scene, and a corporal punishment scene, where several people needed to undress.Fortunately, it was an interior shooting. In the torture chamber of the East Factory, the production director specially asked the production manager to bring in several electric heaters in advance, and "buzzed" hot air in the set booth, for fear of freezing the big names in the crew.

Only Pei Yan doesn't need to take off.

He is the leader of the big villain, who tortured others with 88 kinds of torture instruments, and made his enemies scarred and bloody.

Zhuang Xiao was about to take off.

Zhuang Xiao spent a long time putting on "injury makeup" in the dressing room, because he had to put on makeup all over his body, and smeared various fake blood paints on his skin.Today the make-up team arranged for Mr. Zhuang to be the last one to put on make-up. After putting on make-up, he could no longer wear clothes and had to be naked.

During this process, Pei Yan kept running to the dressing room. The factory superintendent's big goblin poked his head into the room, and a strand of long hair from his temples fell down with the door curtain. Zhuang Xiao caught him out of the corner of his eye, and then he stare back.

Zhuang Xiao rarely showed his flesh.

People who don't make sex scenes so easily can only rely on the torture scenes in the script if they want to show off their meat.

The special effects makeup artist invited from Hong Kong is very skilled. He created many small and realistic wounds on Zhuang Xiao's shoulders and back. The near-real effect is jaw-dropping and shocking. No piece is perfect.

The shape of the back muscles is extremely perfect, the two butterfly bones are spread out beautifully, and there is no trace of fat on the waist.The scar makeup has been applied to the buttocks, just above the buttocks.

Zhuang Xiao’s long-haired headgear is tied in a bun on the top of his head, and then let some hair hang down messily. He shaved off his beard for the character’s needs, made a few wounds on the brow bone and the corners of the eyes, and made white chapped lips. The leather effect... is too realistic, it looks very fragile, sexy, and it makes people feel distressed.

Every time Pei Yan glanced twice, she bowed her head and walked away.

After a while, he couldn't hold it anymore, and he went into the room to peek again.

How will he shoot this scene later?How can I do it...