I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Chapter 15 The Cult Fan

Because of some previous experiences, Ruan Nuonuo is a sensitive player in the team.

He found that ever since he and his new teammates came out of the conference room in pairs, the captain became very quiet, and did not have another team member criticism meeting at the dinner table as usual, and slapped them one by one.

Everything is normal, except that the captain's face is a little red for no reason.

She looks exactly like the wronged little daughter-in-law in a rural TV drama.

In this regard, Ruan Nuonuo imagined a scene in which Captain Shen and the new breakthrough player did not deal with each other in the conference room, and then they got angry and were accidentally killed by the other party.

He felt more and more that he had to hug the thigh of the new breakthrough hand, and strive to be the only hot and exclusive leg pendant.

Thinking that he had guessed the truth blindly, he handed a can of happy fat house water to Luo Beichen like a dog, and flattered nonsense on his lips: "God K, come and drink a bottle of Coke, these newly invented dishes by Aunt Li taste delicious , be careful not to choke."

Shen Qiuming's expression darkened when he heard the words, and his gaze towards Ruan Nuonuo gradually became unfriendly.

He clicked his tongue in displeasure, and arbitrarily snatched the bottle of Coke that the jungler held out, and then shouted angrily: "Ruan Xiaopang, are you looking for death?"

If you have dug the wall and got to the team's bully, you have the guts.

Ruan Nuonuo was terrified by his team leader who turned his face faster than a book, and looked at him in bewilderment: "Ah?"

Shen Qiuming cleared his throat, pretended to be acting on behalf of the heavens, and yelled at him confidently: "Say, where did you get the happy fat house water? The nutritionists in the team come to me repeatedly to complain about your intake. The sugar content has exceeded the standard again, did you sneak out to buy Coke again?"

"I don't, I'm not, Captain Shen, don't talk nonsense." Ruan Nuonuo, whose disguise was torn off on the spot, immediately panicked, and quickly denied three consecutive times with a guilty conscience.

Shen Qiuming continued to work hard, and did not forget to slap a sweet date: "Then where did this bottle of fat house water come from? It's not that the captain deliberately made things difficult for you. Go away, I really don't want to have an interview every time I finish a game." If you don’t even have time to do it, you should fucking send your team members to the hospital to register for insulin.”

Ruan Nuonuo cried and struggled: "Just, just twice!"

Shen Qiuming stared at him with a bland smile, with a grim expression: "Yeah, you won the summer championship once, and the bronze medal in the spring competition once. You fainted in time, and I didn't even touch the medal once when I stood on the awarding platform." .”

Ruan Nuonuo almost plopped on his knees and begged the Lord to repent: "I'm sorry Captain, I was wrong and I deserve to die! From now on, my happy fat house water will be your happy fat house water, so don't be polite!"

Shen Qiuming waved at him pretending to be heartbroken: "Don't take the Coke in your hand to pay tribute to your captain and me, I'm so angry, but it's super tiring to keep smiling."

Ruan Nuonuo gave Shen Qiuming the coke in his hand obediently with a painful expression that I was guilty and I was not a human being, and she lowered her head in shame and silently gnawed on the cucumber in the bowl.

After successfully fooling his own jungler, Shen Qiuming snorted proudly.

No one could bribe his ex-boyfriend in front of him, ever.

Except he sent a few.

He tore open the can, poured half a glass to the speechless Luo Beichen, and carefully moved the remaining half can to a safe neighborhood.

After finishing this move, he turned his head awkwardly, and whispered to Luo Beichen in a rather arrogant and coquettish ear: "Is the captain's benefits for the new teammates, moved or not."

"Forget it, I know you are very moved, I just want to express to you that I don't spoil them that much at ordinary times."

Luo Beichen was really going to be amused by the series of flirtatious actions made by his ex-boyfriend after he became jealous, and he didn't know what to do with this childish baby who was already in his 20s.

He hooked the corners of his lips shallowly, and his tone became less serious: "Well, didn't he say that, the Spicy Chicken team ruined my youth and wasted my money, my mind was messed up, and my sexuality was forced on me."

Shen Qiuming: "... Muay Thai warning."

Luo Beichen sneered when he heard the words, squinted his eyes and showed an expression that I understand you, and continued jokingly: "I know, Captain Shen."

Shen Qiuming: "..."

What do you understand?

Why the hell do I not understand?

Shen Qiuming, who found himself always keeping good things out of the house and spreading bad things for thousands of miles, was in a complicated mood now, thinking of finding a scapegoat to vent his sulking.

At this time, Jiang Yinan, whose mouth is always restless, ignored his brother's "No, you don't want to" emoji covering his mouth, and said with a playful smile: "Captain, when did you have such a good relationship with our K-God, and you gave it to him personally?" Pour Coke?"

"I still can't forget that during the last exhibition game, Captain Xu next door secretly poured you half a bottle of Coke, but in the end, you used the magician's explosives to blow his head off the roof with a black face during the game." That's right, even the officials almost didn't have time to make a mosaic hahahahaha."

"Brother Shen, do you know that the love and killing fanfiction written by both of your CP fans became popular in the circle, and everyone wanted to pool money to buy a Weibo trending search to help you make the headlines last time?" Woolen cloth."

Shen Qiuming: "..."

What the hell is this cult fan, Sitting here said so in his heart.

Shen Qiuming glanced at Jiang Yinan with a complicated expression, and said in his heart: There is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you break in, no wonder your father and me.

The horn of counterattack is about to sound, and a new storm has emerged. Either you die or you die today.

Shen Qiuming: "Speaking of which, you and your brother's CP doujinben are selling very well at comic exhibitions, do you know, little brother South?"

Jiang Yinan: "..."

Jiang Yinan: "Oh, it's none of my business."

Shen Qiuming: "It is said that there is a wife in the North and South CP who is extremely cheating in writing, and she is still under her age. It's unbelievable!"

Jiang Yinan cursed in his heart that it's not good, and quietly wiped his cold sweat with the back of his hand.

But on the surface, he still stubbornly said: "Anyway, those little girls are flirting with themselves, brother Shen, how can you take it seriously! My brother is recognized as a straight man who likes soft girls with big breasts very much!"

Jiang Yibei who was suddenly cueed by his younger brother: "????"

As the only normal person in the team, Jiang Yibei sternly denied his brother's words: "No, I don't like soft girls with big breasts, thank you for not spreading rumors."

Jiang Yinan: "????"

Who was that super invincible big dog who told me when I was a child that I would marry a cute girl with a big busty and long legs, causing me to be buried under the covers and sulking alone for a week?

Shen Qiuming gave him a "Don't try to change the subject" look and interjected with a smile: "Jiang Xiaonan, don't interrupt me, okay? Listen to me continue."

Brother Jiang gave him wild winks: "No, it's not ok at all, I don't want to hear it anymore! Let's invite the next guest!"

At this time, his brother raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and followed up with great interest: "Oh, I'm a little curious now."

Jiang Yinan's scalp went numb, and he couldn't help raising the volume by an octave: "I'm knocking, brother, are you okay? I told you not to snatch my plums and eat them, why don't you listen, kid."

Jiang Yibei glanced lightly at his silly brother, and said coolly, "Shut up."

Shen Qiuming smiled gloatingly, and continued to fan the flames: "That ultra-popular wife in the North-South CP circle is always a dragon but no Kamio, her whereabouts are unpredictable and her identity is a mystery."

"Although the output is small, all of them are high-quality products. The news that can be confirmed so far is that this lady's gender—"

Hearing this, Jiang Yinan was already in a cold sweat, and almost fell to the ground with a thud, pretending to be on the spot.

Before Shen Qiuming finished speaking, he was the first to confess.

Jiang Yinan showed a loveless expression, made an ugly hallelujah gesture to his captain, and began to recite the bible in the team.

"Captain, I was wrong, I'm guilty, I'm not human, I will change my mind from now on and start a new life, practice hard, play hard, write an [-]-word review and hand it in on the day if I lose, so can we skip this topic? Love you Wow!"

Shen Qiuming tilted his head pretending to be reserved, and raised his haughty chin: "From now on, you are not allowed to mention cult fans in front of me."

"If you mention it again, I will swing my knife from the palace!"

Jiang Yinan put on an appearance of repenting from his mistakes and nodded vigorously, wishing he could make another signature or something.

Jiang Yibei: "..."

He really couldn't see it anymore, he stared dumbfounded at his younger brother: "Jiang Xiaonan, elder brother, I solemnly warn you today, usually you match me more and read less martial arts novels, see if your points are almost at the bottom of the team, don't you feel ashamed?" .”

Jiang Yinan was not affected in the slightest, and in the blink of an eye, he coquettishly begged for comfort at the other party: "Brother, weeping."

Turning a blind eye to his shameless behavior, Jiang Yibei said coldly: "It's useless, one punch and one whimper."

Jiang Yinan: "???"

Brother, what's wrong with you, have you been brainwashed by Captain Shen, don't you love me anymore! ! ! QQ

I found that you don't spoil me as much as you used to, you big scumbag of the century woo woo woo! ! ! QQ

The dinner finally came to an end under Shen Tuiba's brutal control.

After Ruan Nuonuo and Jiang Yibei were tortured by the captain's talk, they were obedient and obedient all night, and they didn't dare to talk nonsense for a short time, and they both acted like silent lambs.

Due to the rare and serious arrangement of the two children to mix up the live broadcast time, when the platform live broadcasted at night, the fans thought they had ordered the wrong room number.

It wasn't until Ruan Nuonuo complained aggrievedly in the live broadcast room that he had leaked his mouth that the fans suddenly realized that they frantically swiped the screen with "booming and in a trance hahahaha", "distressed silly son" and "father's love is like a mountain".

Among them, there are a few generous donors who invested a few small gifts worth thousands of yuan to comfort the two playboys in the KWC team.

So for these two people, today is really a painful and happy night.

Of course, for their captain——

When he thought of sleeping in the same bed with his ex-boyfriend for the first time in six years at night, he felt so fucking nervous that his hands and feet went numb.

At the beginning of five consecutive rounds, the gun went off inexplicably, killing his innocent teammates four times.

In a row, six of the eight scattered teams reported the account of Littlebird online.

Black Mirror staff who received more than a dozen reports at the same time overnight:? ? ? ?

What are you guys doing if you don't sleep at night?