mousepad-d2 Chapter 34 is 90% fake.
Chapter 34 is 90% fake.
On the second day of location shooting of "China Millennium", the production team found a courtyard with a lot of charm.
Carved railings and painted columns, antique.
There is a rockery in the center of the yard, a hole is opened in the middle of the rock, and the gurgling water flows slowly.There are several chubby koi in the pool below.
Han Shuangji squatted by the pool, fed some food to the koi, and observed them swimming around.
Lin Yuan came to him and asked, "Don't you dislike the fish in the fish pond?"
"I just don't keep them. I didn't say I don't like fish." Han Shuangji stretched out his hand and swiped the water twice.
Feeling the strange flow, the fish immediately dispersed and hid in the cracks of the rockery.
Han Shuangji looked up at Lin Yuan, "Look, how interesting it is to tease them."
"En." Lin Yuan responded cooperatively, held his wet hand, and pulled him up, "Let's go, it's time to record."
The production team set up a large mahogany table in front of the rockery, with a small hammer next to it.
There are five chairs across the table, and the guests are asked to sit there, and they don't know what to do.
Off-site host: "Next, we will start the third session of this recording, so that everyone can learn about musical instruments. Before introducing the rules, I would like to ask teachers, which musical instruments do you all know?"
Lu Xiaofu: "I'm also half a musician, I know a lot of musical instruments."
"That's right." Chu Chu said confidently, "Submit questions."
Off-site host: "Okay. Since the teachers are very confident, let's do a simple test first."
As soon as the words were finished, the props team sent five things with a pointed top and a round bottom with a pitch-black surface.
The five resident MCs each picked up the thing, observed it carefully, and found several holes on its surface.
Compared with the familiar piano, guitar, and violin.It looks rustic and mysterious, as if possessing some ancient power.
"Answer, what is it called?"
Lu Xiaofu patted her forehead, "I've seen it! I've definitely seen it! What's it called..."
Chu Chu: "I know for sure! But if you ask suddenly, I can't remember."
Frost Ji held the bottom with both hands, brought it close to her lips, and blew two breaths towards the hole at the top.
"Xun." He replied.
The two female stars showed suddenly enlightened expressions at the same time, and said in their mouths, "Yes, yes, that's the name."
Chu Jue leaned over to look at him, and praised, "Your knowledge is really wide."
"It just happened to be acquainted. Brother Chu, you should know the answer, why didn't you say it?"
"I'm afraid they will force me to play." Chu Jue sighed quietly, "The program group has too many routines."
"Hahahahaha!"
"Ms. Chu, don't worry. The game hasn't officially started yet, and the program team is not some devil, and won't force you to play." The off-site host paused for a few seconds, and continued, "But it won't be certain after it starts."
The faces of the guests showed 'as expected' expressions at the same time.
In short, the third link is the auction of musical instruments.
The program group will put out a variety of musical instruments for guests to bid.
The musical instruments prepared by the prop group are relatively small. The reason why Xun was eliminated can only appear in the example session because it is too common.
Since it is a niche musical instrument, of course very few people know it.
Even if I know the name of the instrument, I guess I don't know the details of the production and the way of performance.
So what about the musical instruments prepared by the program group...
90% are fake.
The guests need to buy various musical instruments through bidding, and each person buys at least one musical instrument.
After the bid is successful, payment must be made immediately, and the program team will provide a payment QR code.
If the instrument you get is real, there will be professional performers to perform with the bidders.
If you get a fake instrument, you must perform with the real instrument provided by the program group alone, and find a way to make it sound.And after the performance, the real instrument must be returned to the production team, and the fake instrument must be taken home.
"Excessive!"
"Director Qu, isn't compulsory purchase illegal?"
The chief director replied, "You bid the price voluntarily, who forced the purchase? But I remind everyone that failure to pay after the auction is considered a breach of contract."
"This is also possible?"
"The longest road I have traveled is the routine of the program group!"
The auction session officially started, and the first musical instrument was the guzheng.
The moment it appeared on the stage, Lu Xiaofu showed an expression of "not so much", and raised a sign full of confidence to bid, "I know it, Guzheng! It must be true. I will offer 500."
As soon as the voice fell, the three men on the left looked at her with expressions that hesitated to speak.
"What?" Lu Xiaofu was confused, "Do you want it too? Increase the price as you like, and leave me alone!"
Han Shuangji said sincerely, "Sister Lu, I really envy you."
Lu Xiaofu looked around, pointed at herself and asked, "What are you envious of?"
"Because the director likes you."
"Huh?!" Lu Xiaofu looked at Director Qu in shock.
Director Qu immediately clarified, "Don't talk nonsense, we are a serious show!"
Lin Yuan explained on his behalf, "What he means is that no matter how clumsy the plan is, you still have your support."
"That's right!" Chu Chu laughed and fell on her good sister, "Even I realized that the first musical instrument must be fake."
"How could it be?" Lu Xiaofu couldn't believe it, "It's the Guzheng."
"The so-called fake musical instrument refers to a defective product that is imitated on the basis of the original version, or that has errors in the production process." Chu Jue, as the only good person left in the audience, explained to her intimately, "So, of course, it looks like the original version. picture."
"...So that's how it's played." Lu Xiaofu realized.
"Congratulations to Ms. Lu Xiaofu, you got the guzheng at a high price of 500 yuan. But it is a pity that it is a shoddy fake and can't be played." The off-site host sent a QR code, "So please pay, Use the Guzheng to play the specified music."
Lu Xiaofu reluctantly paid the money, crying and complaining, "What am I now? Do I get a loan to record a variety show? Besides, I don't know how to play the guzheng."
Director Qu was ruthless, "That's your business."
Chu Chu thought about the insignificant little bit of sisterhood, and finally softened her heart. She raised her hand and said, "I can play the guzheng, can I replace her?"
"It's okay." The chief director reluctantly agreed, and muttered, "Anyway, you don't know the instruments behind."
The director was right.
The fake guzheng was successfully sold, and the program team took out something that had nothing to do with musical instruments.It's just a crumpled lump of dirt, shaped like Patrick in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Off-site host: "Please bid."
Lu Xiaofu threw away 500 yuan for nothing, and suddenly became cautious, paying attention to the few friends around her.
However, the little partner couldn't protect herself and couldn't give her effective advice.
Chu Chu first put forward his opinion, "I think this kind of thing that I have never seen before may be real."
"Sister Chu." Han Shuangji looked sincere, "Don't you think it's easier to fake something like this?"
Lin Yuan agreed, "Indeed."
Chu Jue: "I have no impression, maybe I'm ignorant."
"I don't have any impression either." Han Shuangji spread his hands, "Probably because it's too old, 5000 years away is my knowledge blind spot."
"A Ji, you are too loud."
It is as if he has experienced it for 5000 years.
The guests looked at each other, and after a battle of eyes, Lin Yuan, who dared to be the queen, took a picture of the lump.
"Congratulations to Mr. Lin for obtaining Taoshao, please pay." The host watched Lin Yuan scan the QR code before announcing, "Unfortunately, it is also fake. Xiao Han was right just now, Taoshao has a history of at least 6000 years. For many years, it is one of the oldest instruments."
The prop group sent a real pottery whistle, whose shape is obviously different from the fake one.
"I know this, the difference is huge." Chu Jue, who has always been refined and quiet, was forced to stand up and questioned, "So the program team is blatantly fake because no one knows it?"
"Yup!"
The guests had nothing to say.
Tao Whistle played in a simple and unpretentious way, and under the guidance of the prop team, Lin Yuan easily completed the task.
In the next sales session, several guests were very cautious, but they still bought fakes repeatedly.
"I can not stand it any more!"
"I will call 315 now to expose this wicked program."
Off-site host: "Teachers, please be patient, please bring out the eighth musical instrument."
The eighth instrument is a bit like a lute and a bit like a guitar.
The position of the speaker is very round, with four strings on the surface.
In the past hour or so, they auctioned off three items with similar shapes, all of which were fake.
"Again." Lu Xiaofu almost wanted to roll her eyes.
Chu Jue stepped forward, looked carefully, with a thoughtful expression.
Han Shuangji narrowed his eyes vacantly, observed carefully for a few seconds, and whispered a few words into Lin Yuan's ear.
The auction officially started, and Chu Jue and Lin Yuan bid at almost the same time.
"What's the situation?" Lu Xiaofu was still out of the situation.
"This is probably true." Chu Chu was well-informed and joined the price-gouging queue.
In the next few minutes, the four of them were in a stalemate, and finally raised the price of the musical instrument to a high price of nearly five figures.
"A Ji, don't you want to shoot?" Lu Xiaofu gave him a tug, "According to the urine nature of the program group, this should be the only genuine product."
Han Shuangji sat there calmly, "It's too expensive."
"Also..." Everyone felt pity.
Eighteenth-line young actors earn less, and do not have the capital to bid with big stars.
"Don't be sad, my sister took the picture and gave it to you." Chu Chu let out his bold words and continued to increase the price, and finally succeeded in getting the musical instrument with a terrifying price of more than 2 yuan.
"Oh, I'm in a bit of a complicated mood right now." The off-site host put his hips on his hips and said in a deep voice, "I'm really happy for the program team. I earned more than 2 yuan, and someone has reimbursed the expenses for this round. At the same time, I also support The program crew is concerned."
"why?"
"If you buy a fake musical instrument for more than 2 yuan, aren't you afraid that Mr. Chu's lawyer will sue you?"
"It's fake again?!" Chu Chu seemed to be hit by five thunderbolts, and suddenly couldn't sit still, "Are you sure? When this episode is broadcast, where will I put my face as a senior musician?"
Lu Xiaofu was confused, "Since it's fake, you and Lin Yuan fought so hard, Chu Jue!"
"Because Xiaohan told me," Chu Jue cleared his throat, imitating Han Shuangji's tone, "Brother Chu, this session is a bit boring."
The female stars who were completely teased looked at the source of all evil at the same time.
"Han, Shuang, Ji!"
"You guys are so fierce." Han Shuangji was weak, pitiful and helpless, and said aggrievedly, "I haven't recovered from my injury yet."
Fine.
The two people who originally wanted to settle the score, were all helpless.
They figured it out.
Frost Ji's injury is more useful than a gold medal for avoiding death.
In the end, after a lot of tugging, Han Shuangji successfully got the real bone flute without any competition, and completed the musical instrument performance together with professional performers.
I thought the recording would stop here, but the program team withdrew the auction table and invited all the authentic musical instruments and their performers to complete an unprecedented niche music concert together.
For some little-known instruments, there are very few performers nationwide.Just take this opportunity to show off the charm of musical instruments and find the back waves who are willing to inherit this melody.
Lu Xiaofu was easily moved, showing an expression that would cry at any time.
"The sublimation theme part is great." Chu Jue commented from the standpoint of a professional scholar, "Although the program group is too much, "China Millennium" is the best variety show for cultural promotion in my opinion."
"It's time for me to speak?" Han Shuangji thought carefully for a few seconds, and said to the old artists, "If you are willing to teach, I can learn."
"Young man, do you really want to learn?" A gray-haired old artist was overjoyed, and finally found a cultural inheritor.
"Yeah." There was no 'joke' on Han Shuangji's face, "Since no one will do it, let me do it. If there are some people in the world who pay attention to me, I won't let the thousand-year-old Culture, no one cares about it in our generation.”
"Good, good, good!" The old artist said "yes" several times in a row, and regardless of the recording of the show, he dragged Han Shuangji to teach him how to learn an instrument.
Han Shuangji has enough talent and hard work, and has an extremely correct posture, so she is really learning from her master.
And discussed with the program team, asked to change the plane ticket and stay in the local area for two more days.
While the on-site staff were shocked, they felt a little more admiration in their hearts.
"I'm very lucky now. Fortunately, I found Xiaohan to save the scene. Thank you for saving our show."
"We should thank Xu Nito." The girl next to him reminded, "If he hadn't collapsed the house in time, we would have missed Xiaohan."
"That's right, thanks to Xunito for the collapsed house!"
——Xu Nito, who was thanked remotely by them, was not happy at the moment.
He got up from the luxurious big bed in the honeymoon suite of the five-star hotel, feeling a dull ache all over his body.
That old bastard surnamed Hu is playing too much.No wonder the lovers around him change every half a month on average.
Xunito had been by his side for more than two months.
But nothing was gained.
Originally, he thought that the movie "Like Love" was stable, and he was ready to play the lead actor.
As a result, before the filming started, the crew, who were always dissatisfied with him, decided to change actors.
Xu Nito is positioned as a variety show guy, and has never filmed in a serious way.
So he doesn't have much confidence in playing the male lead, so just change it.
The actor who replaced him happened to be Frost Ji who had pushed himself to the point of no return.
When Sister Liu heard the news, she immediately packed him up and put him on Manager Hu's bed.Warn him that no matter what price he pays, he must get better resources than "Like Love".
"Hu...husband." Xu Nito called him in a hoarse voice with a soft posture.
Manager Hu put on his coat behind his back, heard the sound, went back to the bed and patted his face.With the expression of looking at a plaything, he looked at the bruises on his body.
"Don't worry, you've been by my side for so long, my husband won't treat you badly." Manager Hu clicked his tongue, defending himself, "I've already taken care of "Ru Ai", but you also know, Twisted melons are not sweet. How about this, I will pay and invest in new variety shows for you."
"Well, my husband is really nice."
"If you know I'm good, just serve me obediently." Manager Hu lowered his hand and stroked his neck covered with strangle marks, with obvious hints.
Xu Nito's body trembled twice, forcing himself to stretch out his hand, reaching for Manager Hu's belt...
**
Frost Ji from "Tian Zi Mou" has not yet appeared, and Frost Ji from "Like Love" is about to join the group.
The actor's contract has been signed, but the director Bada has never met Frost Ji himself.Only through previous film and television works, we can understand the future hero.
Frost Ji's debut time is very short, counting half a year of lying in the hospital, it's only a year if it's full.
There are very few works, and they are all unimportant small roles.
There are too few shots of small roles, and it stands to reason that they cannot be used as material for judging actors.
However, Han Shuangji has the ability to play "a male college student listening to music in the subway" as if he was a "little idiot who has never taken the subway before".
The acting is abysmal.
Every time Bada thinks that Han Shuangji is going to be the hero of his movie, he wakes up from his dreams every night.
With the last trace of luck, she searched for relevant information about Han Shuangji, and learned that he recently starred in the hit drama "Emperor's Scheme", and the response was not bad.
Therefore, Bada stayed in front of the TV every night, watching "The Son of Heaven" on time, trying to understand Han Shuangji's acting skills in advance.
As a result, he watched it for six days and came to a preliminary conclusion:
Lin Yuan's acting skills are superb, he deserves to be the actor!
Jiang Qiao's acting skills are great, she is indeed an old drama player!
Frost Ji's acting skills... Wait, where is the other person?
The miserable Bada searched for a full six days, and Han Shuangji always lived in the beginning and end of the film.
On the seventh day, Bada could only meet his hero without knowing anything about the enemy.
"Like Love" is set as a school play, and the main filming location has been transformed into a school.
Bada took the screenwriter and other creative members and sat on the bench at the school gate, waiting nervously and apprehensively for the hero.
"When is he coming?" the screenwriter asked.
Bada replied, "Five minutes."
"Let's be more enthusiastic later, after all we have to cooperate for a few months."
"I also want to be enthusiastic," Bada cried, "but as long as I think of him filming, I feel cold."
"Let's not sing bad words first, at least his face agrees with the request. It's better than Xu Nito. He has neither acting skills nor face."
"really."
Bada discarded all factors, only thinking about Han Shuangji's face, and suddenly felt that he was the perfect hero.
Bada, who had been mourned for several days in a row, suddenly burst into blood, and said to the people next to him with great interest, "You know what? The first time I saw Han Shuangji's photo, I thought his face was suitable for war-damaged makeup. It forced me to change the few scenes in the script where the hero is being bullied a little more intensely."
"Okay." The person next to him replied briskly, "I have no problem."
"It's not you who acted, of course you didn't...uh." Bada followed the voice, saw the other party's pretty face clearly, and his voice suddenly froze.
God!Frost Ji turned out to be cheating!
He looks much better in person than on the screen!
The screenwriter looked at Bada, then at the male protagonist who appeared quietly, and decided to bravely break the deadlock.
"Hello, Mr. Han, I'm the screenwriter of "Like Love"."
"Hello, screenwriter teacher." Han Shuangji shook her hand actively, "I can't bear the word 'teacher', just call me by my name."
"That, Frost Ji." Bada called out the other party's name, looked behind him, "Are you here alone?"
Other celebrities joined the filming group, accompanied by bodyguards, nanny cars, and life assistants, making the noise like the emperor's private visit.
Frost Ji wore a mask and came over empty-handed.It seems that he didn't enter the group for filming, but passed by by chance on the way of walking.
"Well, I live close." Han Shuangji didn't bother to talk too much nonsense, and asked directly, "When will the first scene be filmed?"
Bada thought to himself: Although the new male lead has poor acting skills, he has a good attitude.
She hurriedly stood up and explained, "Don't worry, there are still a few procedures before the official shooting. Today is the meeting between the actors and crew, and then there are still makeup photos to be taken, the opening ceremony, etc. After finishing all these Trivial things are the only way to shoot the first scene."
"Okay." Han Shuangji nodded, and asked kindly, "Where will the meeting be held?"
Bada stretched out his index finger and pointed to his feet.
"What are the specific arrangements?"
"To be honest..." the screenwriter covered his face and said in a very weak voice, "Our tradition is to play mahjong."
Bada looked serious, "Don't you think that playing mahjong is the fastest way to improve interpersonal relationship?"
Frost Ji: "Really?"
"During the intermission, you can also watch an episode of "The Son of Heaven." Bada stood on tiptoe and patted him on the shoulder, "I should be the person in the whole world who looks forward to your appearance the most."
Han Shuangji said modestly, "It turns out that Director Bada pays so much attention to me, but unfortunately my performance today will disappoint you."
"It doesn't matter!" Bada has already looked away, "You are much more beautiful than I imagined, and you are just like the hero of "Like Love". What's the big deal? After playing mahjong, I will accompany you to grind slowly!"
"Okay, thank you Baba."
"Just call me Bata. Young man, can you play mahjong?"
Frost Ji answered honestly, "Not really."
"It's okay." Bada puffed up his flat chest, "I will teach both acting and mahjong!"
Bada comes from the land of abundance who loves mahjong with his life. He has been engaged in mahjong for more than ten years and has no opponents at all the tables.
However, she finished the third round with Han Shuangji and passed on her life's skills to the future hero, and she lost completely.
"Stop, I..." Han Shuangji stood up, showing signs of leaving the card table.
"Don't go!" Bada let go completely, and forcibly held down Han Shuangji, "I'm not bankrupt yet."
"I don't intend to leave." Han Shuangji took out her mobile phone and turned on a live broadcast platform, "Do you mind if I start a live broadcast? The crew of "Tianzimou" arranges an actor to live broadcast with everyone to follow the show every day. Today is my turn."
Xuanfa said that it was an eye-opener, "Is there such a way of publicity? I learned it."
Bada waved his hand boldly, "Go."
Han Shuangji used the live broadcast account of the crew to open the live broadcast room, and thousands of netizens immediately flooded in.
Although the crew will arrange a star live broadcast every day, but before the live broadcast starts, it will not announce which star it is.
Therefore, fans of each family will squat in the live broadcast room every day to try their luck.
The live broadcast started today, and the audience came to the live broadcast room on time, but saw a table of... mahjong.
Moreover, the deck of cards located in the main perspective is one card away, and it is still a rare big four.
Then the problem is coming.
Among the main actors of "The Son of Heaven", who can play mahjong?
"Hiss." The person on the other side of the card table gasped, "I saw the live broadcast, so don't play cards for him."
"Could it be that he is the one who is favored by the God of Gamblers in the legend."
"If you lose this one, you will lose your fortune."
Several teammates playing cards in the same field seem to have gotten a new way of playing the sport.
They turned on the live broadcast of the crew of "Tian Zi Mou" one after another to monitor the trend of the card player in real time, for fear of giving him a card.
Bing Shuangji's cards had already been seen, but he didn't move the camera at all to let the audience see what he meant.
"Then have you ever thought about..."
Frost Ji touched a card, but did not show it, and traced the pattern on the card with his fingertips.
"What have you thought about?" Bada humbly asked.
"I didn't let you play cards on purpose. If you keep the cards I want in your hands, you can only mess up your own cards, and the probability of winning cards is greatly reduced." While speaking, Han Shuangji showed the card in his hand, "Touch yourself."
According to the rules of mahjong, the amount won by self-drawing is doubled.
Let the already poor card players worse.
[666!He must have gotten rich overnight by going to the casino. 】
[The one playing mahjong turned out to be my wife?Does he still have this skill? 】
"It didn't exist in the first place." Bada said regretfully when he saw this barrage, "Blame me, I have cultivated a gambler."