Our leader can't be so funny

Chapter 1

The leader's surname is Feng, and the single name is a word Ling, which is taken from the meaning of phoenix feather, which means nobility by referring to phoenix.

The above sentence is from the mouth of the original author.

Of course, in the mind of the leader, Feng Ling means a bunch of stupid hair.

As you can see, the leader is just a character set in a martial arts farming fanfiction.

What is Wuxia Farming Literature?

Ha ha……

For such a profound question, the leader suggested to ask the original author.

The plot of the original text?The leader thought carefully for a while, and decided to sum it up in three sentences: the leader threw down the leader, the leader was pregnant with a little bun, and the leader and the leader planted steamed buns by the way and fell in love with each other.

The personality of the leader?The leader thought about it carefully for a while, and decided to use three key words to sum it up: stupid cuteness + violent madness + obsessive-compulsive disorder.

What do you think about the set properties?The leader only wanted to answer in three words.

Heh, heh, heh.

The man in red who was half leaning against the vermilion carved window lattice had jet-black hair loose, and the breeze blowing in through the half-opened window lifted a strand of hair near his ear.

The man has a pair of slender eyes with slightly raised tails, like a fairy fox in mythology, captivating and captivating.

There was originally a cinnabar mole at the end of the eye.

As for why the word "original" is used, you must have guessed it smartly.That's right, because this cinnabar mole once existed, and when he got up one morning, the leader suddenly found that the cinnabar mole that had been with him for 18 years was gone!

So holding a bronze mirror and looking left and right, the leader who almost got into the mirror and his silly friends were stunned.

The leader who suffers from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder said that this is really unbearable!

So the first thing the leader does when he wakes up every morning is to take a mirror and put a cinnabar mole on himself.

...it's a really sad story.

Seeing this, you should have understood the importance of this cinnabar mole.

As a protagonist in a Two-dimensional world, how important it is to have a special logo!Although this setting is already bad! -_-|||

The irritable leader picked up the bronze mirror and slammed the red-lacquered wooden door with a hole the size of his head.

After smashing the door, the leader smiled and said that this move is very in line with his attribute setting of violent madness.

It is the leader's lifelong pursuit to complete the plot set by the author every day perfectly.

but……

but……

As another heavyweight protagonist in the story, leader, shouldn't you gather many martial arts heroes to attack the Demon Cult now?

Leader: ==

Can't wait for the leader to form a group to brush up the plot, the irritable leader expressed his desire to kill people!

Ruan Xiaomu, who came to clean with a broom in her arms, gently pushed open the door, saw this scene, and silently retreated out.After a while, he came in again carrying two large vases, and placed the vases in front of the leader.

The leader slightly rolled his eyelids.

Ruan Xiaomu glanced left and right, and whispered: "Master, the left and right protectors are not here, hurry up and smash it."

The leader began to roll up his sleeves arrogantly, and suddenly, a figure rushed out from outside the courtyard: "Report—"

The leader withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, and brushed off his sleeves.

"Report to the leader, the left and right protectors are returning to the mountain, and are waiting for the leader to discuss important matters in the meeting hall." The man saw the vase, and his eyelids twitched.

The leader's old problem has happened again.

After careful calculation, since the leader got this problem, almost all the antiques in the church have been smashed.

The subordinate wiped his sweat secretly.

There is a prodigal leader who cannot afford to be hurt.Glancing at Ruan Xiaomu, he added something silently, especially since the leader was followed by a prodigal little follower.

What's going on when I suddenly understand the pain in the egg that Protector You said?

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It only took half a cup of tea to walk from the sleeping room to the meeting hall. In order to highlight the seriousness of the meeting, Feng Ling deliberately changed into a pure black dark-pattern robe, with a white jade belt painted with gold around her waist, and her hair was tied neatly. only a few strands of hair hanging down from his forehead.

The leader strode into the conference hall with strides, and suddenly the figure in the conference hall, which was quiet just now, swayed, accompanied by the angry voice of the right protector: "Quick! Quick! Put away all these antiques!"

Feng Ling twitched the corners of her eyes, coughed lightly, and the noisy meeting room fell silent again. Everyone stopped and turned to look at him, and then turned their gazes to the right protector in unison.

The protector on the right quickly hid the jade carving of the horse in his arms behind his back, unfolded the folding fan with a clatter of his right hand, and smiled coquettishly: "Master."

Standing beside him was Zuo Hufa with an iceberg expression on his face, slightly raising his eyelids.

Feng Ling pretended not to see anything, strode to the exclusive seat of the leader, raised the hem of her clothes, and sat down very domineeringly.

Raising his eyes, his sharp gaze swept across the two guardians and the seven hall masters in the hall, and he said loudly: "Everyone, please sit down."

The protector and hall master took their seats.

The right protector secretly stuffed the jade carving into the left protector's hand, and winked at him vigorously.

Seeing the small movements of the right protector, the leader put his chin in his hand and fell into deep thinking.

This is really a sad story.

How can I tell them that all the priceless treasures in the teaching are actually just props written by the author?

As soon as everyone saw the leader's gesture, they knew that the leader was struggling with life again.

Everyone held their breath and waited quietly for the leader to finish thinking about life.

After a long silence, the leader came back to his senses, and sighed leisurely: "You say, why hasn't the leader of the martial arts alliance come to attack the Demon Sect until now?"

The right protector corrected: "God religion."

The leader: "Okay, god religion."

All the members of the Demon Cult: What kind of trouble is this unwilling expression on?Is it a shameful thing to be the leader of a divine religion?

Shameful?

Is it shameful?

Teacher: Please return to the topic.

This is indeed a question worth thinking about.

It stands to reason that the Devil Sect does a lot of evil, and as the leader of the righteous way, the leader of the martial arts with great righteousness, leading the martial arts chivalrous men to form a group to defeat the Devil Sect is a necessary thing in the life of the leader.

So everyone began to silently review themselves.

It must be that the evil he did was not evil enough!

For example, when roasting chicken in the backyard of Shaolin Temple, you should trample the ants in front of their house to death.

When secretly beating up the watchdog of the head of Wudang, by the way, he should show some color to the cat he raised.

For another example, when the daughter of the Chen family in Yangzhou was forcibly robbed, the son of the Chen family should also be carried over.

and many more!

There seems to be something wrong!

The leader suddenly raised his head, pointed at one of them and said, "Who do you say you... robbed?"

The young man burst into tears immediately: "Report to the leader, Chen Jiayi."

The leader frowned, and when he tried hard to recall, he suddenly realized, and pondered: "You mean...the famous overlord flower in the Jianghu?"

The man nodded sadly.

"so……"

"It's my subordinates who deserve it." The young man rushed over crying bitterly, and hugged the leader's thigh, "Master, this subordinate has embarrassed you."

The leader patted his head sympathetically, and decided not to pursue the matter of his stupid and cute little friend rubbing his nose and tears all over his body.

"Report to the sect master." Finally, the right protector hidden by the jade carving came out leisurely, and opened the folding fan in his hand with a clatter, half covering his face.

"Oh? Let's hear it." The leader leaned forward slightly, revealing a perfect side face as sharp as a knife - this is the original sentence in the plot.

It can be seen that the author's cuteness is beautiful.

"Recently, the leader of the martial arts alliance is busy getting married, and I'm afraid he won't have time to take care of the Divine Sect for a long time." Right Guardian said.

clear!sky!clap!Thunder!

The lord will actually get married, it must be my way of going about the plot wrong!The leader's circle mode is turned on, please do not disturb.

Be sure to make it clear here, the original plot is like this: the demon sect is doing a lot of evil, and the leader of the martial arts can't stand it. He led a group of heroes to attack the demon sect in a dark night, and forced the leader off the cliff.

Before the witty leader jumped off the cliff, he also dragged the leader down.

The two who fell off the cliff hit the joyous joy Gu by mistake, so they circled and circled at the bottom of the cliff, and then accidentally, the leader had it.

Acacia Gu: What the hell, every time the protagonists make a circle, they lie down!

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