Our leader can't be so funny

Chapter 5

The owner of Wuyou Valley affectionately took Ye Fuyi's arm and led him to a seat, and the servants immediately offered fresh fruit and fine wine.The owner of Wuyou Valley got up and poured a glass of fine wine for each of them, and said to Ye Fuyi with a smile: "Leader Ye is willing to show your face, the little girl is really flattered."

There seemed to be a smile in Ye Fuyi's eyes, but he didn't see it clearly, he could only hear him say softly: "The beauty invites you kindly, and Ye Mou dare not disappoint. It is not delicate, and it is so unrestrained and coquettish, but it does not disappoint the ancients' poem of "lively, fragrant and first-class."

The owner of Wuyou Valley was full of surprises: "It's really unexpected that Leader Ye is also an elegant person."

Raising his hand, a maid came up to remove the wine and fresh fruit, and presented a simple and elegant lyre, which was placed on the stone table in front of him.

"I have heard that Master Ye is proficient in rhythm, and he is also good at the sound of Yaoqin. I wonder if the little girl will be lucky enough to listen to Master Ye's solo today? The little girl would like to offer a water sleeve dance to add elegance."

Ye Fuyi smiled faintly: "If you can appreciate the dancing posture of Gu Zhu, you will be very lucky." Pressing down on the strings with his slender fingers, he plucked them lightly, making a vibrato.

The owner of Wuyou Valley was overjoyed, he blessed Chao Ye Fuyi, retreated to the open space, waved his long sleeves, twirling dance steps, and danced lightly under the almond blossom tree.Here, Ye Fuyi's slender fingers are like nimble deer, running between the strings, and the sound of the piano flows, like fairy music.

Ruan Xiaomu murmured: "Although I didn't hear what the two human beings were talking about just now, the leader Ye played the piano really well, and the leader of Wuyou Valley danced well, just like a fairy."

There was the sound of grinding teeth above his head, Ruan Xiaomu raised his eyes, and saw his leader's eyes were wide open, his snow-white teeth were rattling, he was holding a brocade box in his hand, and the veins on the back of his hand were bulging hideously.Just when a gust of wind blew past, apricot blossoms rustled all over him.

Ruan Xiaomu raised his hand to remove the petals from his hair, and reminded in a low voice: "Master, the box contains acacia Gu."

Feng Ling stopped gritting his teeth, and stopped pinching the brocade box. He stuffed the brocade box into his wide sleeve and smiled strangely.

The sound of the piano suddenly changed, from the lingering and melodious just now to the killing intention of the golden spear and iron horse, I saw Ye Fuyi's ten fingers moved together, the internal energy was output from the sound of the piano, poured into the apricot blossoms flying all over the sky, soft and beautiful The petals of the flowers instantly turned into murderous weapons, as if they had their own consciousness, Qi Qi shot towards Feng Ling who was hiding behind the rock.

Feng Ling's complexion changed drastically, she hugged Ruan Xiaomu beside her, and rushed to the side suddenly, but the rain of flowers was too dense, Feng Ling had to raise her palm and wave a wave of energy to resist the killing intent, hugging Ruan Xiaomu again Rolled away.

Puff puff--

Countless petals were nailed into the ground in front of him like hidden weapons, leaving shocking marks.Feng Ling rolled quite embarrassingly, her hair was covered with mud, in order to protect Ruan Xiaomu, a cut was cut on the back of her hand by the petals, bloodshot, the distressed Ruan Xiaomu yelled, desperately looking for Ye Fuyi.

Feng Ling held him down, raised her head, and met Ye Fuyi's eyes.

The owner of Wuyou Valley was very displeased when his dance was interrupted. Seeing that the two people on the ground were wearing the gray clothes of the servants in the valley, but they were not from the valley, he couldn't help asking coldly: "Who are you? what?"

Feng Ling stood up from the ground, brushed the dust off her sleeves, glanced at the owner of Wuyou Valley, and then turned back to Ye Fuyi.

Ye Fuyi happened to be looking at him too, his brows were slightly frowned, even if he frowned, he could see Feng Ling's heart was going up.

Feng Ling pointed at Ye Fuyi with her finger, and said, "He, the man in this seat, will kill without mercy if he acts violently."

The owner of Wuyou Valley was stunned, with a look of shock on his face, he turned his head to look at Ye Fuyi, and saw a trace of a smile that was not a smile on his handsome face, and said lightly: "Is it the man of the leader of the Demon Cult? Ye Mou dare not be..."

"I say you are who you are." Seeing Ye Fuyi raised his hand, he took a step back vigilantly, grabbed Ruan Xiaomu's wrist, and gave Ye Fuyi a fierce look, "Without my permission, you are not allowed to be promiscuous again." , three months later, I will personally go to the lord's mansion to marry you."

The owner of Wuyou Valley felt that his jaw had dropped. Thinking of Ye Fuyi's sudden remorse at the wedding, he suddenly came to his senses. It turned out that Ye Fuyi liked men, and it was pity that his heart was broken before he gave it away. all over the place.

After Feng Ling finished speaking with arrogance, seeing that Ye Fuyi had a tendency to attack, he couldn't beat him, and his internal strength couldn't fight the opponent, Feng Ling witty sprinkled out the medicine powder that he had already grasped in his palm, He took the opportunity to pick up Ruan Xiaomu, used his lightness kung fu, and fled.

Ruan Xiaomu raised his head as the gust of wind rushed towards him: "Master, we just slipped away like this, won't it be a bit embarrassing?"

Feng Ling snorted: "It would be embarrassing if it really fell into Ye Fuyi's hands." When he returned home, he practiced magic skills, not hoping to beat the world's invincible opponents, but only wanting to beat the martial arts leader.

...No, the plot seems to have gone awry.

The leader who suddenly came back to his senses suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Ruan Xiaomu was puzzled.

The leader asked: "Did I be too domineering just now?"

Ruan Xiaomu replied: "If you don't count escape, what the leader said just now is really powerful!"

Properly a demon cult leader who is evil, charming and crazy!

The leader shook his head tangled.His performance just now was too aggressive, and the gentle and elegant martial arts leader felt a little bit off, no, this is not in line with the development of the plot, and there is no such thing as domineering sideways in his character settings, we have to be cute, this It fits his personality.

Feng Ling, who had made up her mind, took out two small bottles from her bosom, and Ruan Xiaomu was puzzled: "Master, why don't we run away? What if they catch up?"

Feng Ling handed one of the small bottles to Ruan Xiaomu, and ordered: "Fall down at the root of the tree, let's move fast, they won't be able to catch up."

Ruan Xiaomu was even more puzzled. She looked up and saw her leader's sinister smile, and she had the urge to throw the bottle out of her hand.

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Seeing that the apricot blossoms in this area withered quickly under the action of the potion, Ruan Xiaomu held his chin sadly: "The apricot blossoms are blooming so well, when they bear apricots, they must be big and sweet, what a pity."

Feng Ling threw the bottle and murmured: "Now they won't be able to enjoy the apricot blossoms. They should have brought out the lyre and smashed it."

Ruan Xiaomu looked up in horror.Master, you are burning the piano and boiling the crane, you are not cute at all!

After returning to the inn, Ruan Xiaomu took out the medicine bag and gauze, grabbed Feng Ling's hand and bandaged the wound on the back of his hand.Feng Ling sat in a daze, and after a while, he suddenly said: "Xiao Mu, immediately contact Guardian You and tell him to bring the twelve masters of the sect to come over before sunset."

Ruan Xiaomu hummed, stood up, ran to the window, put his finger to his lips, and whistled, and then a white bird came from the sky and landed on his shoulder.

He grabbed the paper and pen, wrote down Feng Ling's instructions briefly, rolled it up and tied it on the bird's leg.

"Okay, let's go." Ruan Xiaomu patted its head.

The white bird flapped its wings and flew away, and soon disappeared.

Before sunset, Guardian You rushed to the inn with the twelve masters, knelt in front of Feng Ling, cupped his fists and said, "I don't know why the leader called his subordinates so urgently?"

Feng Ling was cutting her nails, and she didn't even bother to lift her eyelids when she heard the words: "Send two people to monitor Ye Fuyi, and report his whereabouts to this seat at any time, and the others will stay to protect this seat."

Right protector: "???"

The leader's decision was always unexpected. As a subordinate, although he was full of doubts, he couldn't refute in public, so he could only say "yes", and then sent two people to monitor Ye Fuyi.

Feng Ling blew on the crumbs on her nails, and said in a low voice: "Okay, it's okay, let's all back down."

Guardian You got up and left the room, turned around and saw Ruan Xiaomu hiding at the other end of the corridor.He tiptoed, floated over, held Ruan Xiaomu who was about to escape, and said: "Ruan Xiaomu, this time the leader sneaked down the mountain, is it another good idea of ​​yours?"

Ruan Xiaomu shook his head violently.This time it really has nothing to do with him, he kindly reminded the right protector: "The leader brought the carnival Gu."

The right protector was startled, and let go of Ruan Xiaomu.

Ruan Xiaomu pretended to sigh: "The leader's dedication to love is really touching."

Right Protector squeezed his fist, took a deep breath, and said, "Ruan Xiaomu, sometimes I really want to beat you up."

Ruan Xiaomu immediately shrank her neck and hugged her head, pretending to be pitiful: "Brother Right Protector, you said you would never beat me again."

He intentionally exposed the wound on his face, which was knocked out when the right guardian chased him and beat him up last time. At that time, half of his face was swollen, and he looked like a pig's head.

Feeling distressed and blaming himself, Guardian You swore a big oath, to the effect that he would never chase Ruan Xiaomu and beat him up again.

The right protector put down his fist, sighed, poked his wound, and rubbed his hair again: "Where did you go with the leader, please tell me well."

"Then protector right, can you go out to eat roast duck with me?" Ruan Xiaomu took the opportunity to ask, and added in time, "You pay."

The right protector nodded: "Okay."

They went to Fuquan Building, the largest restaurant in the town. The right guard took out a piece of silver and ordered the waiter to arrange a quiet private room for the two of them.

Ruan Xiaomu rubbed his belly, feeling a little hungry, and it was rare for Guardian Right to treat guests, so he ordered a table of good food, plus two delicious roast ducks.

After the roast duck was served, he immediately grabbed a duck leg in his hand.

Snacks.Guardian You looked at him contemptuously, saw that he was devouring his food, and reminded: "No one is robbing you, be gentle."

Ruan Xiaomu replied vaguely: "If you eat meat, you have to eat it in big mouthfuls to be manly!"

"That's rude of you." The right guard unfolded the folding fan with a bang, and fanned the wind with a suave manner.

Ruan Xiaomu scratched him with oily hands: "Pretend!"

The right protector avoids his claws, closes the folding fan and presses down on his wrist: "Don't move around, you'll get on me and throw you downstairs."

Ruan Xiaomu stopped making trouble, quietly ate the roast duck, and carefully piled the broken bones on the table.

The Right Protector glanced at him, but said nothing.

Seeing that he was ignoring her, Ruan Xiaomu grabbed the other duck leg, lay it on the window, cocked one leg, and continued to chew.

There were people coming and going on Qingshi Long Street, Ruan Xiaomu scanned around boredly, and suddenly his eyes stopped and fell on a person.

The man was wearing a snow-white satin gown with a white jade belt around his waist, riding on a black horse, walking slowly from the end of the long street.

When the girls on the street saw him, they all raised their eyes and peeked at him. The man in white smiled softly at them, causing the girls to blush.

Ruan Xiaomu was leaning on the window sill, gnawing on the duck leg. When the horse was carrying the man downstairs, his hand suddenly loosened, and the oily duck leg fell straight down.

The man in white suddenly felt something fall down, thinking it was a handkerchief thrown by a girl, after all, this was not the first time, he grabbed the thing casually, at first it felt strange to the touch, took a look in front of him, handsome His face gradually darkened.