Our leader can't be so funny

Chapter 18



Chapter 18

Feng Ling stood up with an awkward expression on her face, but she still walked over.

Ye Fuyi picked up the herbal medicine at hand and handed it to him: "Ling'er help me chew it up and apply it on the wound."

Feng Ling hesitated for a moment, took the herbal medicine, and chewed it slowly in his mouth like he did before, but the herbal medicine was sour and astringent, his mouth became numb for a moment, and his brows subconsciously frowned, but he didn't He spit it out, but chewed up the herb responsibly, spit it out, carefully applied it to Ye Fuyi's wound, and then took the blood-stained bandage to wrap the wound for him.

One of his shoulders was injured, and it was a bit difficult to wrap it up, so Ye Fuyi stretched out his other uninjured hand to grab the other end of the bandage, and tied it up round by round.

Wrapping around Feng Ling, he asked, "Is this strength okay? Will it hurt?" It's so caring!

Ye Fuyi smiled and shook his head.

After fastening the bandage, Ye Fuyi said to Feng Ling, "Stretch out your hand."

Feng Ling was alert: "What are you doing?"

"Feel your pulse."

Feng Ling froze for a moment, then obediently stretched out her hand.

Ye Fuyi put two fingers on his wrist, probed carefully for a while, and murmured: "Your body is fine, but you have lost a lot of blood. You need to make up for it these days."

Feng Ling reminded him: "Don't forget that we are in the wild, and we are all injured. It is very likely that we will both starve to death."

Ye Fuyi thought for a while about the scene where the two of them starved to death, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he calmly said to him: "Ling'er, don't worry, as long as I, Ye Fuyi, am here, I will definitely not let Ling'er starve to death."

"Then what should I do if I'm hungry now?" Feng Ling rubbed her belly.

Ye Fuyi: "..." Didn't you just eat fish?

I can't digest it fast!Feng Ling looked at him with an innocent face.

"There is a lotus pond outside, I'll pick some lotus seeds for you to eat." Ye Fuyi resigned himself to his fate, got up and walked outside.

"I'll go with you." Feng Ling quickly followed.

There are big pink and white lotus flowers blooming on the lotus pond, and countless dragonflies are flying around. I saw Ye Fuyi tiptoe, skimming across the water lightly, quickly picked two big lotus pods, and came back like a frightened bird.

Feng Ling sat on the shore, enjoying the treatment of the leader peeling lotus seeds.

Ye Fuyi looked at him lazily squinting his eyes like a cat, a little amused, and thought of teasing him, he picked up a lotus seed and brought it to his mouth.

Feng Ling opened her mouth to swallow unpreparedly, and after a while, spit out all the bah bah, her handsome face wrinkled into a ball, and said angrily: "It's so hard, you must deliberately trick me."

Seeing Ye Fuyi's smirk, Feng Ling understood that this guy did it on purpose.Not to be outdone, he picked an immature one, held it in his hand, and stuffed it to his lips: "No, give me one too."

Ye Fuyi avoided his hand and said, "Who is Ling'er stupid?"

Feng Ling exploded.

Ye Fuyi laughed out loud.

Feng Ling went crazy, according to the nature of the character, he should jump up and beat Ye Fuyi at this time, but he realized the fact that both he and Ye Fuyi were injured, so it is not appropriate to be violent.

So he just blew his hair, walked two steps violently, and then squatted back silently, picking up the remaining lotus seeds to eat.

Ye Fuyi was at a loss, logically speaking, there was no reason for Feng Ling to let it go so easily.

Are you really angry?

Ye Fuyi moved closer to Feng Ling, softened his tone, and called out: "Ling..."

Taking advantage of the moment when he opened his mouth, Feng Ling quickly picked up a small bitter and astringent lotus seed and threw it into Ye Fuyi's mouth. Before Ye Fuyi could react, he swallowed the lotus seed with a thud, and then, His complexion slowly changed, turning livid.

Feng Ling originally wanted to laugh at him, but when he saw that his expression was not right and he was motionless, he couldn't help being startled and panicked: "Ye Fuyi? Hello? What's wrong with you? Could it be that you're choking? Talk, Ye Fuyi, don't scare me."

Feng Ling was so panicked that she was at a loss. She wanted to feed him water, touch his acupuncture points, and even pat his back.For so many years in the rivers and lakes, no one has ever told him what to do if he choked.

He rushed over in a panic, and put his mouth against Ye Fuyi's lips, intending to suck out the little lotus seed stuck in his throat.

The moment the four soft lips touched, Feng Ling's eyes widened, because a hand suddenly pressed against his back, forcing him to stick closer to Ye Fuyi.

Feng Ling suddenly understood, and he followed Ye Fuyi's words again, trying to break free, but Ye Fuyi hugged him even tighter.

The breath in his mouth was about to be exhausted, Feng Ling's heart was beating wildly, as if it was about to jump out of his chest, and his whole body felt hot as if soaked in hot water.

Feng Ling was flustered in the wind, staring at Ye Fuyi with wide eyes, and just when he was paralyzed and almost unable to hold on, Ye Fuyi finally mercifully let him go.

Feng Ling was free all of a sudden, and sat on the grass blankly, looking at Ye Fuyi as if she was in a daze.

Ye Fuyi reached out and rubbed his cheek: "You blushed?"

Feng Ling slapped his hand away, furious: "What are you doing?"

Ye Fuyi had an innocent face: "I just want to get closer to Linger, didn't Linger look very happy just now? I heard it all, Linger's heart was beating like it was about to jump out .”

"Nonsense, I'm obviously very calm!" Feng Ling retorted against her will, subconsciously pressed her chest, her face seemed to turn redder, even more beautiful than the March peach blossoms blooming in the misty rain.

Ye Fuyi laughed softly: "Ling'er is so cute."

"Can you stop talking in that sweet tone and be normal?" Feng Ling sincerely suggested.

Ye Fuyi: "..." Leader Ye, who was hit hard, held his little heart, "Don't Ling'er like it?"

Feng Ling: "..."

……

……

The two sat by the lotus pond, eating lotus seeds, and waiting for the sunset.

The majestic afterglow of the setting sun covers the hazy distant mountains, the pink and white lotus is coated with a light golden halo, and even the water surface of the lotus pond, which is blown by the evening wind, has a trace of golden waves.

The green grass is dotted with scattered small flowers, occasionally a dragonfly flies by, and the leaves are blown by the wind to make a rustling sound.

Ye Fuyi turned to look at Feng Ling, only to see his handsome face hidden in the afterglow of the setting sun, his whole body glowing with a faint golden light.

Ye Fuyi sighed softly, and said to Feng Ling: "Does Ling'er also think this scene is beautiful?"

Feng Ling nodded, and said, "Unfortunately, there are some flaws in the ointment."

"Oh?" Ye Fuyi was very interested.

Feng Ling turned her head to meet Ye Fuyi's gaze, and said calmly: "Master Ye, don't you think that you and I are incompatible with this gentle beauty?"

Not only is it out of place, it's simply the wrong channel and the wrong style of painting!The two of them are now dressed in rags, and they are almost disciples of the beggar gang!The leader roared in his heart.

That's right, after all this tossing, the two of them were hit by arrows and rolled on the ground again.

Draw the arrow?tear clothes!No cloth to wrap the wound?Still tearing clothes!Almost naked, okay?At the thought of recuperating here for several months, the leader collapsed.

Maybe they will become savages in a few months, how can they brush the plot, fall!

Ye Fuyi was speechless.

The leader thought secretly, why isn't his cp omnipotent?It’s great to be omnipotent. When it’s cold, you can change your clothes. When you’re hungry, you can change into chicken soup. When you’re tired, you can have a warm nest.

He glanced at the leader in disgust, he seemed to know nothing but fighting.

This unscientific!

Where have all the almighty male protagonists gone?

What should I do if I want to change cp?

Leader Ye, who was turned around by the leader's disgusted eyes: "..."

What did he do wrong to be dismissed?The leader felt a little heartbroken.

As the sky gradually darkened, Ye Fuyi picked up the remaining lotus pods on the ground and said to Feng Ling, "Let's go back."

Feng Ling nodded, got up lazily, and walked back side by side with him.

The two lit a fire again in the cave, washed their faces by the small pool, then sat in their clothes not far from the fire and squinted their eyes to take a nap.

Apparently the leader is used to being pampered, squinting for a long time, unable to fall asleep, he simply opened his eyes and looked at Ye Fuyi on the opposite side, his eyes were big and round, he was sober!

Ye Fuyi on the opposite side closed his eyes and meditated, and suddenly said: "Can't sleep?"

His eyes didn't open, and his expression didn't change, but it was obvious that the question was for Feng Ling.

Feng Ling hesitated for a moment, then said honestly: "The ground is too hard."

Ye Fuyi opened his eyes to look at him, and said, "It's not that the ground is too hard, but it's because you were in a coma for too long and slept too much."

"Is there a solution for that?"

"I'll order your sleeping hole." Leader Ye suggested.

"Go away." The leader refused without even thinking about it.

"Go out and run for a couple of laps." Leader Ye made another suggestion, "If you're tired, you'll naturally be sleepy."

Feng Ling touched her belly and said with certainty: "Then I will definitely be hungry first."

Ye Fuyi: "..." sighed, "Then there is only one way left?"

"What way?" Feng Ling's eyes sparkled, full of anticipation for Ye Fuyi.

Ye Fuyi said calmly, "Sleeping in my arms."

Feng Ling quickly rubbed over him, touched his chest, lowered her head and muttered: "Although it's not softer than a woman, it's okay."

Ye Fuyi: "..." Opening his arms helplessly, "Come on."

Feng Ling snorted and warned: "Then you are not allowed to talk nonsense when you go out, for example, the leader of the Demon Cult is weak like a woman..."

"Ling'er, don't worry, Ling'er has always been mighty and domineering in my mind, who dares to say that I tore his mouth."

... Slightly cruel, but I like it.Feng Ling happily leaned into his arms, feeling soft and comfortable, so she closed her eyes and began to sleep hard.

Ye Fuyi reached out to hug him, smelling the breath in his hair with his nose, and smiled slightly with a gentle expression.


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